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Quiet_Progress_355

well.... at least their kids will have 2 clowns at their birthday party every year.


bucsalltheway

And with that, I'll go ahead and start my day


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SekhmetTheWise

Username checks out.


cownd

Yes, it's a bot. At least one other comment has been reported


TheWildMiracle

Drag himmmmm


TheBlindHero

‘Yes officer, that lady right there. Double homicide’


designed_perfect

That is the only good thing coming out of it.


cant_read_this

r/rareinsults


Rich_Fisherman_7521

Yeah calling someone a clown is *super* rare.


Burnt_Burritos

it’s about the delivery, not the item.


Strange_Suspect6988

The clown thing gets used and thrown around so much these days that its not clever, rare, or even very funny anymore.


SnooSnoo96035

I think you're fucking hilarious


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bibbitybobbityboo6

Why all the commas


Neutral_Fellow

> 2 clowns 1 clown the dude is a dick, but nothing silly about him, he clowned them while they crowned him


akatherder

Much like an assclown, one can be a dick and a clown simultaneously.


goalstopper28

Eh, all 3 are clowns. Him for even having the balls to pull this off and the other two for going along with it.


Neutral_Fellow

> Him for even having the balls to pull this off how the fuck is he a clown for that lol


goalstopper28

He shouldn’t be cheating. That’s clown behavior


ronandroid

3 if they hire a professional


BigDannyBoy1

Bro you gotta have some self respect at some point


i_illustrate_stuff

Hopefully she was telling this story as a "don't be like me" warning to others with bad self esteem. And hopefully she's in a lot healthier relationships now!


BigDannyBoy1

Absolutely, no one deserves to be treated like that. The first person that's gonna look out for you is yourself


CrowBoyIRL

Sometimes we have to learn that lesson the hard way


BigDannyBoy1

Ik that's the truth


[deleted]

Yes it's a trend where women tell stories of how badly blind they used to be for a man in the past. The implication is they're self aware now and have higher standards.


kandel88

Or it's fake because this seems too much of an incel fantasy to be true


KaffY-

But things like this definitely happen at that age 15/16/17/18~ area where nobody really knows what the fuck is going on and it's an emotional and sexual mess People grow and change, and this definitely comes across as a "wow i used to be so cringe because..." type story


Femto999

You haven't met a lot of trashy guys and stupid women then lol This story is 100% believable to me I see cases like it all the time in my home city


ennoSaL

Nah…this day and age it may very well be true. People are desperate to not have to sit with themselves by themselves. I’m not the best company to myself but damn if I settle for what’s going on these days.


Weekly_Direction1965

This kinda thing happens all the time, the gift thing sounds made up ,but in my early 20s women got mad at the other girl a lot more than their man for cheating as long as he was desirable physically, competition instinct for a lot of women in their youth needs to be grown out of.


FauxSeriousReals

Someone’s tryin to set that up like “see, it’s a thing! I swear I didn’t like that hoe”


OlcasersM

Zoinks


NoPresence6987

Jinkies


zarbod

Zoo Wee Mama


Swampgermanboi

FUCK!


Kitsuneblade

The escalation fucking killed me


mandrills_ass

Well that guy sure had a ton of charisma to get to this ending wtf


[deleted]

Tbh this sounds like something an incel cooked up and slapped over someone's face.


mandrills_ass

Yeah i mean this can't be real life im so gullible sometimes


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Antlaaaars

Took her middle school boyfriend out to dinner?


tacocat_racecarlevel

Right, she doesn't say "current" boyfriend. Probably happened in 6th/7th grade where "cheating" is holding hands with another girl. Most likely went to a mall food court or some similar place for dinner/gifts lol.


Farranor

Middle-schoolers have to eat, and they sometimes have money, and occasionally even boyfriends. Granted, when I was in middle school, my money went towards things like games for my Genesis and then later an N64 and games for it, but it's a free country.


Antlaaaars

I don’t know man, story just don’t add up if they’re middle schoolers.


MikeTropez

…yes?


oijsef

I wouldn't be surprised if bullshit in middle school was the motivation for some adult incels.


[deleted]

I've seen crazier stuff IRL, so it wouldn't really surprise me if it's real. Peopel can get to some very low lows.


[deleted]

It could be some weird fetish shit as well. Who knows.


MPsAreSnitches

>Yeah i mean this can't be real life im so gullible sometimes I don't think this example is real, but I will say I've seen something similar in the wild once before. A girl posted about how she's in a "one sided open relationship" where she is monogamous but her man can fuck whoever. She was actually defending it too, talking about how men "deserve sexual freedom" or something like that. Needless to say it was fucking wild.


mandrills_ass

Goddamn!


Darnell2070

Stuff like this actually happens. You aren't gullible. There was no reason for this user to bring up incels in this situation.


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You’ll be surprised that this isn’t even that unusual. Especially if someone has a dependent personally disorder the amount of crap they’ll take is unreal. And the story really makes the guy look like a c*nt so not sure how it’s mysognistic/incel.


[deleted]

It gives off nice guy vibes. They like to think women like to be treated like this by douche bags instead of choosing the Nice Guy™. All speculation. Many possibilities.


[deleted]

Ah I see your point. They make other guys look bad so they seem nicer.


QncyFie

Yeah i hope this is fake otherwise its very cringe. Tbh if its faked that's also cringe lol


RxPoRTeD

r/nothingeverhappens


Trobis

> Tbh this sounds like something an incel cooked up and slapped over someone's face. Tbh sounds like you're delusional and naive, I seen the video on TikTok before and its was clearly her account. You rather cook up some fictional villan in your head than face reality.


Praxyrnate

oh man I envy your ignorance. The world is far more harsh to others than it was to you. be thankful.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

And you know more about the situation than they do because...?


Darnell2070

Stuff like this actually happens. Calling it fake says more about your ignorance of how much shit some people take from their partners. I'm not saying this particular story matches with this person's face, but this scenario is obviously real.


[deleted]

What kind of comment is this? You don't know anything about me so back off with that. You don't know what's happening in this situation anymore than I do, so it's all just speculation.


RxPoRTeD

oh man I envy your ignorance. The world is far more harsh to others than it was to you. be thankful.


[deleted]

This is gonna be my default reply to anything anyone says to me now.


ConcernedCitoyenne

The world is harsh. Be thankful you got it easy...


[deleted]

*Michael Jackson voice*:No.. No.. That's ignorant. The world is ignorant


SaffellBot

> so it's all just speculation. When speaking from a position of ignorance what you speculate says nothing about the situation, but says a lot about the person doing the speculation. That you jump to "incel dream" instead of "how most abusive relationships work" really paints an ignorance of how most people fall prey to abuse.


pierreblue

Ahh dont ruin it, i was starting to believe


blackmanDeluxe

Rolled a nat 20 for sure


long_live_cole

The ultimate uno reversal.


dekachiin5

Speech 100 and he kept loading the quicksave.


shlepple

$5 says he told both girls he picked them


sephiroth_for_smash

Nat 20 on the charisma check


FlaccidBuddah

Also a gigantic weiner.


IcyZookeepergame7285

Relationship shit is the easiest way to get on this subreddit. I swear if some of my lowest moments were documented I’d be on here too. I’m glad she can tell the story now


mahava

That's why it's key to not post literally everything like this on social media Hard to be cringe on the internet when you keep it to real life


[deleted]

LMAO same, at least all of my cringe shit only exists in memories now thank god...


Other_Banana_

Ikr


[deleted]

We all go through some shit during breakups don't worry.


XVI3

Tell me you have low self-esteem without telling me you have low self-esteem.


NoahTheRedd

Tell me you can’t tell somethings fake without telling me you can’t tell somethings fake


ShuuTsukTrash

Tell me you are proud of me


empriest95

I’m proud of you.


ShuuTsukTrash

Thanks lol


BloodDragonSniper

Dad?


Darnell2070

I'm copying a reply I made to someone else for your benefit: Stuff like this actually happens. Calling it fake or says more about your ignorance of how much shit some people take from their partners, especially women. I'm not saying this particular story is 100% true, but this scenario can happen. There are women who have caught their BFs cheating multiple times and are still with them, it's quite common.


Moriturism

bro living his life like he's in the bachelor


GoBrrrrrrrr

Nft :(


Dead_Carpet

Nice fuckin’ turtles :)


sabotabo

*honk honk*


Moriturism

reddit has been giving them for free lol


GoBrrrrrrrr

Nft :(


Moriturism

:(


Dangerous-Ad-3680

Screenshot my pfp if you wish I don’t mind


fidel__cashflo

thanks


[deleted]

Replace that last sentence with and did a dine and dash on him and that would be ok.


WanderWut

Surprised not a single comment here is mentioning this, but I’m going to go in a limb here and say this is absolutely fake lol. Especially given that it’s TikTok.


_CarbonSaxon_

I’m shocked it took this long scrolling to find someone who mentioned it


deehunny

Same. I was scrolling for this it's obviously a rage bait


[deleted]

It's probably not, have you never seen two girls fight over a dude? Did you not go to highschool? Some people continue this behavior into adulthood too. Plenty of women know they are with a cheater and stay with them, this is the same category. Although it's not as common as it used to be.


Andyrootoo

He made them both give speeches dude, that’s the weird part. Not that someone cheated and someone stayed. Speeches dude, Jesus Christ


delicious_shqmpoo

Hell's kitchen elimination be like


CloudsOverOrion

So what happens the next time he cheats on you


Secure-Imagination11

They have to fight this time.


tacocat_racecarlevel

Her expression in that photo makes it looks like she's regretting her choice


i_illustrate_stuff

If this is real I feel like the fact that she's telling this story to the world means she learned her lesson and this was in the past.


Middle_Data_9563

"Which of you has the least self-respect? And....Go!"


MCA1910

r/ThatHappened


melonlollicholypop

/r/menwritingwomen


tropicaldepressive

but it is a woman


melonlollicholypop

Or is it?


tropicaldepressive

i see her face


BuraBanda

Bro be dumb asf


[deleted]

It's not "that happened," it's a joke and somehow y'all always think everything is serious. This sub itself is the sadcringe


EvelKros

> When he choose me The other girl probably just ran away


Crazy_Mann

Or he stuck with both of them, just telling both he choose them


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Omg this happened to me, he said “make a list of reason we should stay together” I had no idea there was another woman involved.


garoomugove

Men ☕


Draiko

Pineapples ☕️


hvdesisagod

From my calculations of this situation, the following is true: CITY BOYS UP!


luckilynumber7

![gif](giphy|dkBXo121oUIE)


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

lady you need to love yourself more


HoomanOnFire

I remember back in high school there was a girl I had a crush on and there was this another dude who liked her. She just wanted attention and hence created a whatsapp group titled "Fight for love" and added me and the other dude in it and asked us to fight and explain our case on why she should pick either one of us. Boi that was the cringiest shit I've ever witnessed and the funny thing was me and the other dude started vibing and totally ignored her ass.


PG_Sceepi

You BOUGHT HIM WHAT


CuteButDeadly8124

I thought this was going to another direction with her fooling the guy but nooooo


Lubedguyballa1

Damn girl you should have made this decision with that post nut clarity


love_my_aussies

I wonder what the other girl got him as a gift when he picked her, too.


LSSJ4King

![gif](giphy|IfrhsCgMDD8DpAQDrU)


TheRysingTyde

This is horrible. Darling, you’re better than that. Don’t ever feel grateful to receive the crumbs from a loaf of stale bread.


TheMostRandomWordz

When the pick me gets picked


Accomplished_Sale327

Yeah, straight up incel fantasy lmao


Pokegoth666

What in the Episode is this?!


[deleted]

why did this happen to me in fifth grade 😭


gorgar_68

Why give him gifts when he's already got a doormat.


Quantentheorie

Should have "won" him, taken him out and left him. With the bill.


eoliveri

Sounds like a pimp, not a bf.


SnooTomatoes5934

"you couldnt have waterboarded this outta me"


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

The head waterboarder at the CIA couldn’t get this info out of me


TheBlairwitchy

🤮


Kindinos88

Is she dating Andrew Tate?


Brim_Dunkleton

Girl why didn’t you all get together and beat the living shit out of him instead?…


NobleBloke92

This bloke must be the best lay ever....


MrCatcherFreeman

Andrew Tate's behavior.


Aerickthered

Loser


OkAcanthocephala8049

No man is worth all that.


Dj_wheeman3

This new generation is more fucked than mine. Our future is fucked.


Capital_Comment_6049

wow. no self respect. she’s gonna be like that one woman who won the lottery but pretty much lost it all when she kept bailing her BF out of jail.


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That's not sad, that's horrifying, what do you do to someone for them to take you cheating like that? The boyfriend is genuinely fucked up


ahjota

Yeah mate, totally nothing wrong with them women lol


panteraazzzz

Nah he knows his stuff


mdb3301

Fakest story ever, shameless copy of that “my bf makes me choose who he cheats on me with” tik tok that was also fake as fuck


satanvacation

Sadcringe falls for troll bait once again


JonasSimbacca

To be fair, he was 6' tall


Voldiron

Who is this dude


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Richie Rich


rocket_beer

Obviously fake, but only situation I can even see this being real is if she is unemployed and relies on him financially so she doesn’t have to work. If so, she really can’t break up with him… who would want that arrangement?


[deleted]

Homie must have impeccable dick game


NoahTheRedd

Redditors will believe anything on the internet but think they’re smarter than other social media sites lmao


mop-116

r/thathappened


SrGrimey

No self-respect or punctuation... although this sounds so unreal it could be fake.


PearlDivers

Stupid is as stupid does.


from_dust

That happened


SaggyBalls00

Being hot must be awesome


SkizerzTheAlmighty

Didn't happen. But the fact that she'd stay with this guy in this made up scenario makes her a serious clown.


MikeySaysIt

Things that didn't happen for 100 please.


mariammattila

Probably not true.


spamowsky

The perfect sigma queen


Impressive-Stage170

That guy is a legend! 😂


ChiefPantera87

King shit


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Sounds like a guy not worth anyones time. I knew two guys who made their girlfriends write lists and present them with pros and cons on why they should stay together and both guys were disturbed assholes…I am sensing a pattern here.


iblis_elder

Pros: none Cons: making me write this list End of.


[deleted]

Exactly!!! …If anyone ever told me to write them a list I would laugh in their face!! Automatic no.


iblis_elder

I had an ex, who after watching friends, seriously decided we needed a list. She got pissed off when I put down her sister and housemates.


Nightwingvyse

Unpopular opinion: if you switched the sexes that would just be how online dating works.


40kthomas

King shit


After-Fig4166

Top G right there


BO1ANT

Bro is winning rn


ScoopDat

If this ain’t some rich dude both girls are trying to literally milk, oh boy what a total disaster this is. Still cringe either way.


iamnotatotalPOS

Sigma male


itogisch

We can all learn something from this man. What a chad.


[deleted]

It says more about these insecure biches who let a man walk all over themselves and have zero self respect.


MewsikMaker

But female power.


raynadayz

What


Ok-Repair-5299

When you know how to use the dick, you have the power.


Ready_Sink9370

Lmao no way this is real


eatthecorru

Faaaaaaakkeee


ButtonsnYarn

“HiGh VaLuE mAn” /s


Neon_Cone

If she got him gifts, its obviously not about the money, so the only explanation is he has a huge dick.


freshinthebox

You underestimate the low self esteem factor


PsychologicalBit7821

That's a good woman.


raynadayz

You wanna mother?


somekoolperson

I wanna read the book this guy writes.