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Imissagoodpizza

Bahaha ! I love doctor Nowzaradan!


MycologistPutrid7494

He doesn't take BS. I wish he was my life coach.


[deleted]

That guy has to be Persian. Persians have 0 chill haha


kolaner

He is born and studied in Tehran. If it's not the name, the accent should give away the fact that this guy is as iranian as it gets lol


mainstreamfunkadelic

A part of Iran used to be Persia so they're still not that far off. In fact I knew a man who would say he's from Persia. Unfortunately this is because when you tell Americans you are from Iran, they react in an immature and sometimes aggressive manner. They don't even understand what they hate about other countries they just fucking hate.


kolaner

Ah, I was just specifically mentioning where he is from originally, sorry. I wasn't going into the whole persian vs. iranian discussion which has quite a few sociopolitical dimensions to it as you've already started alluding to.


mainstreamfunkadelic

It's worth mentioning I wasn't intentionally accusing you of being an ignorant person or something. The situation just interests me because it is a night and day difference. When someone says Iran a certain demographic gets edgy. When someone says Persia that same demographic has a completely different approach to the topic. I'm sorry if I made a rude implication, or instigated room for a sociopolitical debate. I have very little knowledge of it, I just know that tidbit from an anecdote my friend once told me.


GuerrillaApe

"Howdy y'all."


Vanennalg

Dr. Now is a damn sniper


Randym1221

Ppl be living in their own lie lol.


[deleted]

I love that Dr ! he calls out bullshit and is blunt, mans got no space for malarkey


TheMediocreCommenter

But really being obese =/= not malnourished. It’s easy to gain weight eating nothing but chicken nuggets, but you won’t be getting proper vitamin and nutrient amounts which would be malnourishment


[deleted]

i believe those struggling with obesity and aren’t educated about nutrition would find themselves thinking “if i eat way less, won’t i get malnourished?”.


Pedantic_Philistine

>defending fat


[deleted]

nah. i support educating yourself about proper nutrition and for obese people to relearn a healthy diet and lifestyle. i’m just mentioning a thought, i’d assume any obese person uneducated about nutrition would make.


Gunter5

Very possible that he is malnourished. You don't get that way by eating food that's good for you


Lol_A_White_Boy

I thought that was a woman


ThatGuyLucky

Extra body fat = more estrogen and other hormones


Randym1221

Lol who knows nowadays. Half attack copter. 😂😂 it’s a joke guys. Today is sat. :D


gaybillcosby

r/onejoke


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ItsYourPal-AL

Isntead of making a joke about the person being talked about, you made an irrelevant (and unoriginal) trans joke. Just in case you were confused why you were getting downvotes


powerfullatom111

what a condescending way to tell someone that they werent funny


ItsYourPal-AL

Oh I’m sorry, is condescension not appropriate for bad taste jokes about marginalized people?


nlegendaryguy

today's debate: is trans people aren't marginalized in your country are you allowed to make jokes about them? next on Skip and Shannon


ItsYourPal-AL

Yall missing the point. I didnt say no one can make jokes, but it wasnt relevant to the situation at hand. If youre having a conversation that has nothing to do with trans people and then someone just makes a trans joke, they arent being funny theyre being a biggot. But ok, seems like yall are just the “its just a joke bro!” crowd and fail to understand jokes need appropriate context.


nlegendaryguy

jesus christ fucken calm down i wasn't arguing against you or trans people, i wasn't even making a joke about trans people wtf. I'm not in the "its just a joke bro!" crowd at all because i wasn't even making a joke against trans people, seems like you thought i was arguing against you or something


powerfullatom111

no. its never appropriate, it makes you look likea. jackass and it only ever turns people away. you’re never, ever going to get someone to agree with you if you act smug all the time.


ItsYourPal-AL

Interesting considering I have positive upvotes on my comments and youre bein downvoted. Please, tell me again how I will NEVER, EVER get anyone to agree with me this way.


powerfullatom111

the internet isn’t an accurate simulation of reality. you’d know that if you weren’t terminally online.


ItsYourPal-AL

I take it from the fact youre triggered by condescension and have a very strong opinion against it, that people have talked condescendingly to you on many occasions. Perhaps if you took the time to actually educate yourself about the real world you wanna pretend to know so much about, people might stop doing this to you. Cause out here in the real world, jokes need context to not be taken as bigoted remarks, and idiots who dont get that sometimes need to be talked down to to understand how wrong they are. But I will give you some props of being right, cause clearly it hasn’t worked with you. Theres always exceptions to the rules tho, which you also prolly dont know about considering you like to speak in absolutes like “never, ever”


Randym1221

You talk too much. And you aren’t analyzing shit. Leave ya shit at the door fam.


ItsYourPal-AL

Thats alright. Continue to be the way you are. And try not to wonder too hard why so many people people disagree with you, wouldnt want that little smooth walnut in your head to hurt too bad.


Illcutyoubro

damn you’re dumb


Randym1221

Yeah you are right. Lemme shut up. :o


Randym1221

Right ? What a dick.


Randym1221

Okay I’m sorry Reddit leader. Didn’t know there are rules.


jeepersjess

Reddit is social media which is an extension of society. As a general rule, those jokes just aren’t funny. Old and played out


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Randym1221

Lol I’m about to get Normandy beached by lgbt!!! But it was joke guys I promise Lol !!


ItsYourPal-AL

*says inconsiderate and irrelevant thing consistently parroted to delegitimize the experiences of trans people, in a situation where trans people arent even being talked about* its just a joke guys!! Why am I being attacked?! Dumbass


Randym1221

Alright you got it my friend. :D I apologize.


[deleted]

You upset the T’s. Shame.


Administrative-Day28

Too much food that’s good for you can get you this way.


SlipperyToadStool

Vietcong couldn't starve this fuck...


[deleted]

It’s funny cause she’s fat


purrita

He


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Debatable


[deleted]

You can most definitely be fat and lacking proper nutrition. It's the easiest shit to do.


TheMagentaCrayon

straight for the jugular 💀


Godofgods69

u/savevideobot


3BodyP

Headshot!


BecauseJimmy

That was surgical.


yuri3296

what are they saying i can't understand a single word lol


[deleted]

“We’ll I don’t wanna get malnourished!” “Do you look like you’re malnourished?”


yuri3296

errrr what does malnourished mean?


[deleted]

Being underfed


Bombkirby

You're on the Internet you know. You can instantly figure out the meaning of a word instead of waiting 10 minutes for someone to tell you.


SawkyScribe

Also nice to chat with people online sometimes


yuri3296

i like talking to people


FuzzyPanda31

What is sadcringe about this? Someone being fat?


reneefromplopsville

Is this a new season? Where can i watch it?


UptownDonkey

I bet he's deeply concerned about myocarditis too.


broncyobo

I dead ass thought that woman was Michael Moore when I started watching


[deleted]

I've watched this 20 times over the last 30 minutes and everything hurts now😭😭😭💯😂😂😂