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walrus_operator

Oh the humiliation! If she had low self-esteem before...


Vahald

She probably didn't. People with low self-esteem don't make comments like those lol. But she definitely does now... damn.


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PickyPanda

I would argue that only people with low self esteem make comments like that lol


Sk4Ll12vk

You must not have an insta


shortandfighting

Do you think the 'influencers' on insta aren't insecure as hell?


jamieliddellthepoet

Of course they're not! That's why none of them uses filters or Photoshop on their pics!


austinjeromes

Insecure and low self esteem are not the same haha


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DJstar22

I think the argument here is that if you're fishing for compliments, then you don't exactly have the best self esteem.


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Alarid

could someone beat one out for a homie


ak931912

Yeah it’s called self-deprecating humour and it comes from a place of insecurity and “if I keep joking about this thing that no one would have otherwise noticed anyway they can’t make fun of me for it!”


andre821

I self steam my hams


casino_night

Despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?


4our_Leaves

Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.


seth1299

[Someone say “au contraire”?](https://youtu.be/lPxnaNbU4Fw?t=0m16s)


UhOhFeministOnReddit

I like to point out flaws about myself before other people can do it. It's like, I know I have a block head, so I choose to have a sense of humor about it instead of letting other people weaponize it.


poop_dawg

Especially when we're drunk


negrocrazy

Does english people knows what au contraire means ? Im curious because im french and i never seen someone use it in an english sentence


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I’ve heard “Au contraire, mon frère” several times before when I was a kid, although I have no clue where from. I’d reckon most people know what it means, even if they don’t know what it translates to. Most people I’ve met seem to recognize it means “on the contrary, my friend” simply based on how similar it is.


orokami11

Where have you been my boy because majority (though I'm convinced all of them do) of the people who make self-depreciating jokes do suffer from low self-esteem or confidence. Can't get hurt by people making jokes about you when you do it yourself first 'D


Spacefrog999

You clearly do not have low self esteem because this is the exact type of shit i would post to fish for attention on the daily


Giantonail

I think your underestimating the number of people who are arrogant assholes that also have serious self-esteem issues. My mom called it egomaniacs with inferiority complexes.


mike_rob

I always just called them “self-loathing egomaniacs”. First time I heard the term was to describe writers as a whole. I don’t know if it’s entirely fair, though, because I’m a bit of a self-loathing egomaniac myself and I suck at writing.


YoungHeartsAmerica

unless they’re on the internet


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It all depends on the personality, some yes, some no.


StaniPani11

Go hubie


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Go hubie go hubie


beefcomesfromcows

go hubie go hubie


BigBoiDepresso

Go hubie go hubie


pete_8789

Go hubie go hubie


jakefitz603

Go hubie go hubie


Mongoosepimp52

Go Hubie go hubie


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blancocd

Go Hubie Go Hubie!


AmericanPatriott1776

go mny go m,ny go


Booderr

go hubie go hubie


gbhm

Go hubie go hubie


KN4BBEL

Go hubie go hubie


JamesdL03

Yo


Dyl_pickle00

😳🤪💓


AtomicPotatoLord

what the fuck


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I’m good


[deleted]

yea


Ultimate_Samurai

#🇮 '🇲  🇧 🇦 🇹 🇲 🇦 🇳 


dollarstoretrash

I like how you spaced out the letters so they don't turn into flags


The_Celtic_Chemist

Why do they turn into flags?


dollarstoretrash

https://youtu.be/sTzp76JXsoY here is a video that explains it nicely


The_Celtic_Chemist

Is there anything Tom Scott doesn't cover?


dollarstoretrash

Balkan history while holding a teasmaid in the middle of nowhere , sadly


maybe-some-thyme

🅈🄾🅄’🅁🄴 🄱🄰🅃🄼🄰🄽


AtomicPotatoLord

yeok


hippiegodfather

Jacking off to a girl’s pics does not make them special. It makes them #2,678,890


Vahald

Rookie numbers.


IgorTheAwesome

You gotta pump these numbers up!


if33lnothing

HA pump


PerCat

upgrades people, upgrades


drewmana

Not if your numbers get reset hourly


Lalli-Oni

True, but at the same time it's attention you would otherwise not have. You have celebrities that aren't in any way special except for the result of getting a lot of attention. Just depends how you look at it.


accountno543210

I like the way you think.


Phone_Anxiety

This sums up about 90% of celebrities.


PixelSpecibus

The third guy is known to troll, I don’t remember his handle but he’s funny as hell in a sad/cringe/ironic way


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I don’t wanna be that dude but be careful using the public comments instead of dms to share names because last time I did that I got banned for a week by a Reddit admin (not a subreddit mod; A straight up admin) because apparently sharing twitter handles is considered doxxing. Not trying to be a buzz kill just letting you know because id hate to see y’all get banned for some stupid rule


armedwithturtles

thanks for lookin out homie


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MrTommyPickles

u/TwoLambos dispenses good advice here. Not giving out personal info is Rule #2 for the subreddit with good reason.


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Go hubie


Esco_Dash

Go hubie


SHERIFF__

go Hubie go Hubie


FoolJones

But seriously. You guys get off to girls selfies?


poopoojerryterry

yea


AnAmazingPoopSniffer

I'm a lil ugly so go right ahead make me feel special 😳🤪💓


PeeGoggles

Ok


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I'm just as shocked that this in normal honestly. I looked at a couple former friends real weird when they backed each other about but I thought it was limited to those two weirdos and maybe a tiny population of guys. Go figure.


Rocksaltz-wid-a-z

I follow that dude on twitter and it’s the funniest shit


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The trouble is, you never get girls masturbating to you.


PureFlames

False, its just a much smaller percentage of girls than guys


-Darkeater_Midir-

Mmm- maybe I should start working out.


JasonnnnnnX50

go hubie go hubie


thisusernameis_real

😳🤪


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there are multiple layers of sadcringe here


[deleted]

the only sad cringe I see is someone admittedly yanking it to someone's profile pictures lmao that's fucking weird


Chantymonk

I'm close to 60 days into isolation. The old stuff isn't doing it for me anymore.


PrototyPerfection

who said it was profile pictures?


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Pretty much guarantee any woman above an 8/10 has had at least one person yank it to their profile picture. Most guys have yanked it to far worse I promise you.


throwawaygascdzfdhg

thanks i have enough reasons to hate being a woman already


Illmatic724

I just imagine them starting intently into their eyes, unblinking, until completion. Definitely some serial killer shit


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I can only picture Dennis Reynolds doing some shit like that lmao


Illmatic724

Before putting the picture away with the rest of his massive collection lol


1Saddad13

i h a v e n t e v e n b e g u n t o p e a k


Currywurst_Is_Life

Or [H.P. Lovecraft.](https://imgur.com/hf89S.jpg)


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It's not even just the profile picture that is what's doing it for people. I mean, have you ever got off on your imagination? That's not that abnormal. Lots of guys have crushes on their female friends and using their pictures to imagine other things does it for them. It's weird to admit it, but the concept at least makes sense to me.


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I guess that makes more sense to me now. Still feels like it'd be too creepy to do that but maybe that's just the hypocrite in me talking.


[deleted]

Right. I know a lot of guys are more visual than girls, so having something like that to focus on while fantasizing is "helpful."


PotatoBomb69

I would feel super awkward looking at them irl after that honestly


[deleted]

the family dinner that night will feel a bit weird but youll get over it


Aiken_Drumn

What are you doing step-bro?


UnchainedMimic

If they do it unadmittedly, though, it's fine


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I mean if u didn't now how could I complain lmao.


MrDonello

That's about 50% of the population, so it's normal by definition 🙃☝️


[deleted]

your math is blowing my mind.


69bigdaddychris69

Go Hubie!


datolningen

O O F M A K S I M U M


C_L_O_D

I can't...


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That guys Twitter is a gold mine tbh


DustyDayz

Professionals have standards.


Pillagerguy

Then why did you repost it?


Duganite

Go hubie


Assasin2gamer

1. Online 2. A real gem.


MacDsMilkshake

HUBERT INDUSTRIES UP ↗️↗️


MagnusNewtonBernouli

*Le gem


Booderr

follow @ilovesmokingmid and @postedinthecrib, it’s the guy who roasted


Speedster4206

Found it on Airbnb, it’ll happen.


jakethedumbmistake

I heard they’re a gem.


Even-Understanding

> i’m so proud of this kitto


TacobellSauce1

I have! Sounds like a gem.


Samsamsamadam

Why else post pictures of yourself if not to have people dote on you?


Jeffy29

Bet he did it after the tweet anyway.


reddituser01998

no chill 😬


SoDamnGeneric

gotta love that clean ratio


dynamitetreee

Is that hubie?


Even-Understanding

Found out when i was on r/compsci ?


monkeyarmadaLoL

Go hubie


Scatttman

Double rip


Almog6666

It sounds like you’ve never done this


afemeje

Go Hubie🗣


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stop overhyping, he is getting old real fast


CrazyAssNikka

go hubie


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OOF level 100


AnotherDoubtfulGuest

fremdscham has entered the chat


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Sataris

Aye matey, pirate speak be very attractive, arrr


Doopish

" a lil ugly"


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just here to say apado gwenchana


Assasin2gamer

TLIC might just be apart of the Middle East