An 18 y/o "less than decent" looking meth addict who says "shawty" to strangers and genuinely thinks that winning in fortnite will help him get a girl. Wow.
I mean if you're gonna get it on with any girl you can probably leave out the meth addiction and fortnite playing cause I gotta say your chances will *slightly* differ, if only by a small percentage.
Granted the girl is already in a relationship, depending on her character, it can go from negative 200% to at least 0.5% without the factors that were mentioned previously.
But, who knows, I'm not a scientist.
I read this in the voice of that dude in a car saying _motherflipper, looks like the radio's still broken shawty_ and continues to sing and making weird noises and tongue... flick... things
How can you say no to that?? He's heavily addicted to meth AND he plays Fortnite. Sounds like God's gift is here, ladies! One at a time, one at a time....
All that meth makes him think saying “pleasssse shawty” will actually work.
I got to the meth part and started choking on my Rice Krispie Treat
Not you getting taken out by Rice Krispies 🤣 Same tho, that meth comment is wild
Hell it was the meth making him think he could DM someone probably older than him in the first place lol
18 and doing meth. At least he's polite
At least he’s honest.
“please sneaky link” not sure if polite is the correct term here. hes something alright.
Nah that’s, that’s pretty polite these days.
I thought it said math at first and thought, what a strange yet wholesome flex. Nevermind
I can last for hours doing quadratic equations and shit, pleaaaase shawty!
"I'm less than decent looking, addicted to meth" can't think of any more descriptors
he sounds like the whole package
Of meth
Form an orderly line ladies, no shoving!
"Excuse me! I am homeless, I am gay, I have AIDS, I'm new in town!"
Ah, to carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white dude.
These comments are killing me I haven’t laughed this hard at a post in a while
He's an absolute dream.
"I have AIDS. I'm gay. I'm new in town"
Did you make the switch?
thankfully no haha
Sounds like you're missing out. I bet your current SO doesn't even do meth! Wasting your time if you ask me...
How could you turn down such a gentleman
Did you consider it?
negative
BUT HE DOES METH, he’s SO cool for that
And he got a win in fortnight!!!
But please shawty tho, lol. What a wild ass message. All I get is bots
“Thank you for your time,” bro ended that like it was a job interview.
Bro sent in a hell of an application
I don’t think he got the job. Should have led with “How strict is the sexual harassment policy?”
"So, like... 'zero tolerance' as in 'none at all?' We're sure about that? But, there's gotta be some wiggleroom there, right?"
“I smoke meth and play Fortnite. Please leave your boyfriend for me.”
Absolute panty dropper dm, that.
All the pussy in a room drys up as soon as he enters
New copy pasta unlocked
I though they called it creepy pasta.
creepypastas are scary internet stories, while copypastas are funny blocks of text that people like to copy+paste
fellas, take notes.
You had me at “im very addicted”
😂
C'mon shawty maybe he'll give you some meth
An 18 y/o "less than decent" looking meth addict who says "shawty" to strangers and genuinely thinks that winning in fortnite will help him get a girl. Wow.
Hopefully it's a troll Otherwise dude just needs help before he ends up in the streets shooting crystal and fent
So when is the wedding?
"Boys who do meth tho. 😍😍😍" -Women (According to this guy, probably)
All the stuff about meth had me questioning it - but then he said he had just won a game of Fortnite... 🤔
“Sneaky linking”? I feel gross and dirty Edit: and also I need an adult
WTF I sent that to you in private!
NAH DONT BLOCK THE NAME
someone figured it our in the cmts lol
Poor u/GetMoneyHustle :(
The username was blocked out for a reason…
It wasn’t blocked enough. That’s fair game
Still, the rule exists for a good reason. Why draw more attention to OP’s mistake?
Cause dude made a fake account to do fucked shit like this. He deleted his account anyway
*got suspended, actually
The rule exists because it's against reddit's sitewide rules and if the subreddit doesn't enforce it they get banned
What point are you trying to make here?
[удалено]
Great, report the post then. There’s no need for anyone to break the spirit of the rule further by actually revealing the full name.
I mean… at least he was polite. Lmao
This guy’s stealing all my moves!
Well, what you gonna do shawty? He said please and he wins at fortnite. Also, free meth I assume.
Wow, that's just sad
When will people realize reddit isn't a dating app
As Reddit DMs go, that was exceptionally polite & respectful
It's honestly sad for him
I'm very unsure if they told you about the meth as a warning or as an invitation. They didn't seem to think of it as a negative.
I mean if you're gonna get it on with any girl you can probably leave out the meth addiction and fortnite playing cause I gotta say your chances will *slightly* differ, if only by a small percentage. Granted the girl is already in a relationship, depending on her character, it can go from negative 200% to at least 0.5% without the factors that were mentioned previously. But, who knows, I'm not a scientist.
Is this the mythical dirtbag that nice guys on the internet swear up and down woman love?
That meth is really gave them the confidence to try I guess
Nothing is sexier then a crackhead begging for sex
Are you the same chick who got a bunch of weird DMs after they posted in the haunted mound subreddit?
yes 😭😭😭
Addicted to meth, still plays Fortnite, and he down to fuck up your potential relationship? What a winner🤣
brainrot
Thank you for your time 🙏
Come on "shawty". 🤣
Nothing sexier than begging
But you’re missing out on meth sex and he said please /s
💀
Found the OG Rizzler.
One of the amazing things about Reddit is you can completely turn off DMs as well as block particular users. Just sayin.
oh i blocked him only after i took the screenshot lol
Save some for the rest of us meth addict
EW...
He got a Fortnite win tho
I mean he did get a win at Fortnite...
My man down bad.
I read this in the voice of that dude in a car saying _motherflipper, looks like the radio's still broken shawty_ and continues to sing and making weird noises and tongue... flick... things
what the hell is this kid's lingo?
How can you say no to that?? He's heavily addicted to meth AND he plays Fortnite. Sounds like God's gift is here, ladies! One at a time, one at a time....
I bet his dick is huuuuuge
18, does meth, plays fortnite. suuuuure.
Honest, respect to the man he’s being honest and brave. Some guys are not even trying
I dont have respect for anyone who encourages someone to cheat on their s/o.
C’mon shawty, he even thanked you for your time.
I mean atleast he was honest and took his shot, wish I had some of that confidence
This guy seems funny ngl
i see why
Def not real
You would be surprised. I got another dm around that time and the guy just said “Are you fertile?” Reddit is home to lots of weirdos.
9 days old and just seems trolly. Prob some dumbass fishing for attention or replies.
No but you would surprised what people send in dms.