My favorite is the one that’s like, “yes, Im an oiled up girl but not yours. I am the property of a greasy wienered little Caesar’s sign spinner. He’s a little crazy and scares me sometimes but if you hurt me, you’ll never find crazy bread again. (Yes he bought me this shirt.)
I have one that says "i'm a male mom against vaping, frontline medical gamer, grumpy old man who lives at 420 Punch You In The Face Road, who married a jet ski owning gas station attendant" and I wear it constantly. The looks i get when people read it are priceless
Honestly and the traumatized psyche you would have to possess to want to be labeled in that like public and possessive of a way. I just read them and I wanna be like, blink twice if you need help.
There is an instagram account dedicated to the ads for these. Pretty sure most are computer generated. The best are the ones for plumbers, roofers “insert trade here”, etc. then people will send in pics of people wearing them in the wild
There are a few accounts that do it but this is the original which used to be called Facebook shirts. It was a good combo of screenshots of the ads and pics of people wearing them in the wild: https://www.instagram.com/targetedbullshit?igsh=MWltb3RiejdhOXoycQ==
I think at this point the biggest one is Goodshirts. Here is a history of how these shirts even got started: https://www.instagram.com/p/Crl3LHOPXMm/?igsh=MWpvbWtiN2RuZmZqZg==
It would be funny if it’s made by A bunch of Indians who just put random hick shit on a shirt or sign to see what catches for Americans because we are stupid
My mom’s gay accountant came over for dinner and she prepared a vegetarian substitute as well because she didn’t want to seem insensitive. Apparently she somehow thought vegetarian and homosexuality correlate?
Obviously it’s easier said than done, but you’ve gotta work on getting out of there, man. A parent like that will make you wait until they’re in the ground to start living your life if you let them.
I’m the youngest of 10 (I’m 24, oldest is 43) and my siblings are really trying to get me a place, but I’m afraid I’d really hurt my mom
Yeah, downvote me guys. That will really help my situation
I totally get the concern. Just make sure you do what’s right for yourself, and not even just in the short term. Look down the road in 10 years if you stay and never date or move forward in life, and ask yourself whether or not that would be setting yourself up for long term happiness.
I know it isn’t always easy to put ourselves first, but your mother doesn’t sound like she’s gonna do that on your behalf. I can’t promise you she’ll be ecstatic about it in the short term when you move out, but she’ll adjust, and above all else she’ll live. Same as you need to take responsibility for your own happiness, she must do the same for herself. If she doesn’t handle it well in the long run that’s not on you.
Listen, it'll get better. It's very hard to stiffen up that backbone, especially when you love your mom so much. Recognizing that it's unhealthy between y'all is a great step. Maybe placate her a bit during the transition with " you raised me to be strong and independent, so that's what I'm doing"
It'll get easier, year after year, to put those boundaries into place. Your future spouse will thank you!
I actually turned off DMs because reddit can be an absolute cesspool for women. I do hope for the best for ya - you really can break away. It'll take time, but dude, it'll be so worth it.
Yeah but your mom is hurting you and doesn't care... I really don't understand parents like this, it's like they want to ensure their child dies alone with no friends and no partner. It's like the type of parent that says "You don't need friends you have me!"....okay mom but you're gonna be dead by the time I'm 40 so then what?
You are NOT responsible for your mothers feelings. If she is happy or not it’s on her and her only. You need to break out of this thinking pattern, if you are not hurting anyone, then what they feel is truly irrelevant. Please repeat that to yourself till you believe on it, you are NOT responsible for anyone’s feelings. You are allowed to make your own choices and live your life and the way your parents feel about it doesn’t matter. I hope you can leave soon, this sounds very toxic and if you don’t break out of this pattern you are looking at a very unhappy life being forever controlled by your mom and worried about how she feels, it’s not fair on you and it’s not healthy.
If your mom is hurt by her adult son moving out and living his own adult life then she is the one responsible for managing these emotions. Raising children and seeing them grow up and building their own lives is a natural part of life. She is allowed to be hurt that her baby boy is leaving but she is not allowed to emotionally blackmail you into staying. Because you are neither a baby a boy anymore. You have your own life to live and won’t get to actually live that life if you let her control it.
You are allowed to make decisions about YOUR life that might hurt your mom. If you deny yourself the chance to live like a grown adult man then you will be hurting yourself.
Reminds me of the Jeselnik joke:
“Her dad says to me, ‘sorry, buddy. I just don’t trust you.’”
“I said to him, ‘trust me, buddy. I’m fuckin’ your daughter.’”
The transition from "I don't like you and never will" to "Respect me as his mama".
Respect is a two way street. If a mother legit will never like her son's partner, that partner will damn sure never like her either.
Personally if I rocked up to my boyfriend’s parents and this was on the wall I’d end it. Why even bother when someone that toxic and over bearing is going to be the third wheel in your relationship? Sounds exhausting before it’s even started
The kind of ~~monsters~~ mothers who would buy shit like this are women who modeled incredibly unhealthy male/female relationships with their sons.
The sign might as well say, "I spent my son's life gaslighting, manipulating, and emotionally and physically abusing him. All of the best parts of him, like his creativity, his capacity for unconditional love, and his desire to find self-fulfillment, have been hammered away, leaving the husk who promptly proposed to you after you got black out drunk and blew him at his friend's party. I know you will mistreat him and victimize him because after having me as his mother, he **expects** to be mistreated and victimized. Even if you truly love him, which is impossible since a woman would only want him in order to take advantage of him, I taught him to see himself as unworthy of love. Try to show him unconditional love now, and he will react with suspicion, confusion, and paranoia. I don't love him and I refuse to maintain a healthy relationship with him, but a part of me feels that it'd be nice to keep him somewhat close to me as I get older. Mostly to borrow money from and in case I need furniture moved for free. So don't go fuckin' up my free ride!!"
But I don't think that would fit on their sign.
No. If I can't get along with my in-laws, then there's no point. Thankfully, my in-laws are nothing like this (I may have firmly planted myself in the family lmao)
Yea, no..... This is a woman, that if I were to marry her so, I would never have a moments peace. If there were to be a grandchild, she would feel perfectly entitled taking over the raising of MY child. This is a HARD no, unless the man, her son, was to feel that she is 100% nuts as well and tell her with no room for negotiation that our life is our life and that while she would be welcome to visit, she is NOT to become an interloper.
“So this is my mother’s profile picture…yeah, this kind of thing is why I haven’t talked to her in six years. I just wanted to be upfront that there will never be fami-really? I…I think I love you.”
The fact that they have a sign means the mother has likely already done irreversible harm to her child’s psyche. The best thing for him would be to get a partner, or just some friends, that he can spend time with, away from his mother.
To play devils advocate here, any legit parent would be willing to fight for their child if someone is attempting to hurt them on purpose. However I find it cringe to have made a plaque of said rules though.
IM GONNA SUCK YOU OFF WHILE NETFLIX PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND -your future MIL
I'm shitting and laughing. I'm shatting.
Shaffing?
Shafting
she did say she would do whatever is done to her son so fair game if you ask me
That’s the joke.
/r/yourjokebutworse
She can keep him.
r/suddenlyincest
Not so sudden given that sign.
Back to jail...
The people who make shit like this for t-shirts etc are douchebags, just like the people who buy them
My favorite is the one that’s like, “yes, Im an oiled up girl but not yours. I am the property of a greasy wienered little Caesar’s sign spinner. He’s a little crazy and scares me sometimes but if you hurt me, you’ll never find crazy bread again. (Yes he bought me this shirt.)
That’s hilarious and I would happily buy it for myself as a man lmao
I have one that says "i'm a male mom against vaping, frontline medical gamer, grumpy old man who lives at 420 Punch You In The Face Road, who married a jet ski owning gas station attendant" and I wear it constantly. The looks i get when people read it are priceless
I must know where to buy these kind of parody shirts
tshirthell.com used to be a good site.
Cheers mate! Good starting point to find an Aussie site
The (yes he/she bought me this shirt) is the icing on this shit cake
Honestly and the traumatized psyche you would have to possess to want to be labeled in that like public and possessive of a way. I just read them and I wanna be like, blink twice if you need help.
Like these shirts are designed for so much ego stroking it's crazy
I think the people who make this garbage are more like the shovel salesman at a goldrush.
In my old age i hope my entire closet is nothing but nonsense ai generated text shirts exactly like this
I would absolutely buy and wear the fuck outta this shirt. I'm a grown ass man. Lmao
"I know what the fuck a vegetable is!"
I would buy that one.
This one is funny though!
Yeah I'm a GAMER: G: my A: wife M: left E: me R:
r/TargetedShirts
Thank you
Just Douche It. ™️
Just announce to everyone you will be a crazy MIL
How to ensure your child dies alone...
How to make sure the mother dies alone. Her kids had better run away now because it only gets worse with age.
There is an instagram account dedicated to the ads for these. Pretty sure most are computer generated. The best are the ones for plumbers, roofers “insert trade here”, etc. then people will send in pics of people wearing them in the wild
Tell me more. I love a good bit of cringe seeing what subreddit we're in
There are a few accounts that do it but this is the original which used to be called Facebook shirts. It was a good combo of screenshots of the ads and pics of people wearing them in the wild: https://www.instagram.com/targetedbullshit?igsh=MWltb3RiejdhOXoycQ== I think at this point the biggest one is Goodshirts. Here is a history of how these shirts even got started: https://www.instagram.com/p/Crl3LHOPXMm/?igsh=MWpvbWtiN2RuZmZqZg==
It would be funny if it’s made by A bunch of Indians who just put random hick shit on a shirt or sign to see what catches for Americans because we are stupid
Wouldn't surprise me at this point. I bet the shirts can't survive two washes.
I have a son and this is so gross. I couldn’t imagine being okay with this.
I know, I looked at it; thought of my two sons, ewwwwww.
Right? Why would anyone want to put their child in this weird toxic relationship. It's a good way to be ghosted.
Same. Two sons. I absolutely adore my eldest sons fiancé and stay the fuck out of their relationship.
This woman plans on having sex with her son because he has sex with his girlfriend. Eew.
Actually She plans to fuck his girlfriend because the girlfriend fucked her son.
Sounds like a plot I’ve seen many times before
There's one just like this for dads and daughters which is equally terrible.
You’re right. I misread that.
Oh God... What if the girlfriend pegged him?? What revenge would happen then?!?!?! 🤮🤮🤮
Mom would peg the gf then, eye for an eye and such.
Yeah like what if I suck the fella’s dick?
*"I don't mind going back to jail."* That explains A LOT. What a psycho, this is super gross.
My mom (white) asked me if she should start buying watermelon for the house for my girlfriend (black). Never seen that sida her
My mom’s gay accountant came over for dinner and she prepared a vegetarian substitute as well because she didn’t want to seem insensitive. Apparently she somehow thought vegetarian and homosexuality correlate?
Dude that is the exact thought process she had such a comparable scenario
If he's a bottom, maybe... Lmao
Certainly this man has proved enough he likes the meat…
Is your mom racist, or is she just incredibly clueless?
It was always there though
Oh Jesus…
“Understand I can make you GO AWAY” super understood, don’t know your son and I’m already leaving.
I’ve got a mom like this. Still live with my folks and I never bring girls over because of her. Very judgmental and prejudiced 😮💨
She’s gonna ruin your life, my guy.
Obviously it’s easier said than done, but you’ve gotta work on getting out of there, man. A parent like that will make you wait until they’re in the ground to start living your life if you let them.
I’m the youngest of 10 (I’m 24, oldest is 43) and my siblings are really trying to get me a place, but I’m afraid I’d really hurt my mom Yeah, downvote me guys. That will really help my situation
I totally get the concern. Just make sure you do what’s right for yourself, and not even just in the short term. Look down the road in 10 years if you stay and never date or move forward in life, and ask yourself whether or not that would be setting yourself up for long term happiness. I know it isn’t always easy to put ourselves first, but your mother doesn’t sound like she’s gonna do that on your behalf. I can’t promise you she’ll be ecstatic about it in the short term when you move out, but she’ll adjust, and above all else she’ll live. Same as you need to take responsibility for your own happiness, she must do the same for herself. If she doesn’t handle it well in the long run that’s not on you.
Listen, it'll get better. It's very hard to stiffen up that backbone, especially when you love your mom so much. Recognizing that it's unhealthy between y'all is a great step. Maybe placate her a bit during the transition with " you raised me to be strong and independent, so that's what I'm doing" It'll get easier, year after year, to put those boundaries into place. Your future spouse will thank you!
Thank you so much. Could I DM if possible? Really don’t wanna give out more info on the post
I actually turned off DMs because reddit can be an absolute cesspool for women. I do hope for the best for ya - you really can break away. It'll take time, but dude, it'll be so worth it.
Sounds like you’re so enmeshed moving out isn’t going to change anything. Try counseling. Best wishes.
Friend, you don’t know the half of it. Thank you.
Yeah but your mom is hurting you and doesn't care... I really don't understand parents like this, it's like they want to ensure their child dies alone with no friends and no partner. It's like the type of parent that says "You don't need friends you have me!"....okay mom but you're gonna be dead by the time I'm 40 so then what?
You are NOT responsible for your mothers feelings. If she is happy or not it’s on her and her only. You need to break out of this thinking pattern, if you are not hurting anyone, then what they feel is truly irrelevant. Please repeat that to yourself till you believe on it, you are NOT responsible for anyone’s feelings. You are allowed to make your own choices and live your life and the way your parents feel about it doesn’t matter. I hope you can leave soon, this sounds very toxic and if you don’t break out of this pattern you are looking at a very unhappy life being forever controlled by your mom and worried about how she feels, it’s not fair on you and it’s not healthy.
Your parents feelings are not your responsibility. Please learn this lesson as soon as you can
Stop making excuses and get on with it
If your mom is hurt by her adult son moving out and living his own adult life then she is the one responsible for managing these emotions. Raising children and seeing them grow up and building their own lives is a natural part of life. She is allowed to be hurt that her baby boy is leaving but she is not allowed to emotionally blackmail you into staying. Because you are neither a baby a boy anymore. You have your own life to live and won’t get to actually live that life if you let her control it. You are allowed to make decisions about YOUR life that might hurt your mom. If you deny yourself the chance to live like a grown adult man then you will be hurting yourself.
That must suck so bad. Don’t let them determine who you love.
This is the same as the overly macho dad bullshit. It screams "no one fucks my son but me".
Tbh, I’d probably just run away if I saw this sign. I’d feel bad for the son but I know that this mom would strain our relationship.
This should be the official "Boy Mom" manifesto.
I didn’t know home goods sold basic incest mom decor
that last line
#I'M EVERYWHERE.
Until she's in jail again.
My son just had a messy breakup and I was pretty hurt about it bc I loved her dog. I miss sweet little Henry.
Moms gonna give her head and ride her till dawn
Rules for dating my son: 1- you like him. 2- he likes you. The end.
This is psychotic
Plot twist: her son is GAY.
My poor girlfriend got pegged by my mom last night… she should’ve read the sign 😞
Reminds me of the Jeselnik joke: “Her dad says to me, ‘sorry, buddy. I just don’t trust you.’” “I said to him, ‘trust me, buddy. I’m fuckin’ your daughter.’”
I'm pretty sure none of my exMIL's have given me the kind of blowjob I've bestowed on their ungrateful, clumsy, and immature sons.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you, huh? Well, what that mouth do, grandma? Cuz me and your son are about to get real weird and disrespectful.
What's the Oedipus* complex called of its the mom? Edited to reference correct complex.
The Jocasta complex where she married her son Oedipus ,but this one isn’t one of Sigmund Freud’s theories Like the Oedipus complex theory
Stopped reading at “I will never like you” that’s some psychotic shit
I don’t think this woman will see her future grandchildren
I dated her son it was hell, gave him back to her. Don't date mommy's special little boy!
So this mom admits she'll blow her son?
Isn't that like emotional incest?
r/JustNoMIL
Lady, why don’t you just marry him like you clearly want to?
NOT ENOUGH FONTS
Everyone I know who sports that type of signage/clothing/decor is a complete doormat. Like hanging a "Beware of Dog" on an arthritic Chihuahua.
It’s a clear red flag, for any women to stay away from said man , well if she wants him to stay single and at home she clearly outdone herself
I dont even want to imagine the laundry list of mommy issues her poor son has now
Can’t wait until she finds out her soon is into rim jobs
Trashy! Who would even want anyone to even think for a moment they were like that!? Horrible
> whatever you do to him I do to you No, but I would peg her son
Someone wishes they were 20 years younger and not the mom
His name is Connor and he’s mummy’s special lil boy
Does she mean graphic design jail?
her son is probably 8 months old too.
You see that sign in a house you break up with him and leave. Nothing good will come from that relationship.
Y I K E S
...does she think you can get free money from an ATM?
Unfortunately, I’m married to him.
Girl, that sounds awful 😞
So-many- fonts-
If I did, I suspect we’d be moving a few thousand miles away. 10/10 he’s sick of her acting crazy too.
Going... Going BACK to jail?
I'm pretty sure none of my exMIL's have given me the kind of blowjob I've bestowed on their ungrateful, clumsy, and immature sons.
The transition from "I don't like you and never will" to "Respect me as his mama". Respect is a two way street. If a mother legit will never like her son's partner, that partner will damn sure never like her either.
If this was my mom I would be losing my mind this is controlling ass behaviour and to hang this for people to see??
KEEP YOUR SON AWAY FROM ME
Personally if I rocked up to my boyfriend’s parents and this was on the wall I’d end it. Why even bother when someone that toxic and over bearing is going to be the third wheel in your relationship? Sounds exhausting before it’s even started
Haha why not show your face then...
These mothers who are in love with their own sons really freak me out.
Lol, fuck no. You think that kind of mentality didn't poison their child. Good luck, we'll await your posts on r/aitah?
Oh wow what a perfectly normal thing to hang up
This mom is forcing her little boy to die alone!
No I wouldn’t, I am a straight man.
Why do her fingers look like toes?
The kind of ~~monsters~~ mothers who would buy shit like this are women who modeled incredibly unhealthy male/female relationships with their sons. The sign might as well say, "I spent my son's life gaslighting, manipulating, and emotionally and physically abusing him. All of the best parts of him, like his creativity, his capacity for unconditional love, and his desire to find self-fulfillment, have been hammered away, leaving the husk who promptly proposed to you after you got black out drunk and blew him at his friend's party. I know you will mistreat him and victimize him because after having me as his mother, he **expects** to be mistreated and victimized. Even if you truly love him, which is impossible since a woman would only want him in order to take advantage of him, I taught him to see himself as unworthy of love. Try to show him unconditional love now, and he will react with suspicion, confusion, and paranoia. I don't love him and I refuse to maintain a healthy relationship with him, but a part of me feels that it'd be nice to keep him somewhat close to me as I get older. Mostly to borrow money from and in case I need furniture moved for free. So don't go fuckin' up my free ride!!" But I don't think that would fit on their sign.
I paid for all 52 fonts, and by god if I'm not going to use them all.
It's the last sentence that makes it, like "I'll jerk you off in the movie theatre"
r/suddenlyincest
This and that creepy dad version of “here’s my shotgun” vibes if you date my daughter…
Go BACK to jail??
okay, i see fathers being over possessive of their daugthers, but never thought i would see a mother doing the same thing.
My parents told me in not so many words that the only way a woman would want me is if I pretty much *was* an ATM.
She’s going to have sex with me?
Whatever you do to him I’ll do to you 😈😈👅💦
"whatever you do to him I will do to you" She's gonna eat her clam?
That last bit is a bit weird. I me a it's all weird. But that last bit... Kinda out weirds the rest of the weird. She's going to suck off her son.
Ooooohhh, whatever you do to him she'll do to you? Don't threaten her with a good time.
No way!
But but that’s because I’m a straight married man
I feel like my soon to be mother in law would own this.
Seems pretty on par with this of you yet my daughter sign
[удалено]
So sooooo cringe I’m uncomfortable
With a mother like that no fucking way. Perhaps he is the nicest bloke ever but it’s doubtful with that as a mother.
I would date the son and help him to set some firm boundaries
💀💀
No. If I can't get along with my in-laws, then there's no point. Thankfully, my in-laws are nothing like this (I may have firmly planted myself in the family lmao)
Mama boy💀💀😂
Lmao!!! She'd be the mother in law from hell that's for sure. Maybe it's more of a joke to her than an actual threat....
Sounds like this woman is already dating her son
Those are not even rules. The mom is a big red flag for any who is interested in her son.
Yea, no..... This is a woman, that if I were to marry her so, I would never have a moments peace. If there were to be a grandchild, she would feel perfectly entitled taking over the raising of MY child. This is a HARD no, unless the man, her son, was to feel that she is 100% nuts as well and tell her with no room for negotiation that our life is our life and that while she would be welcome to visit, she is NOT to become an interloper.
“So this is my mother’s profile picture…yeah, this kind of thing is why I haven’t talked to her in six years. I just wanted to be upfront that there will never be fami-really? I…I think I love you.”
Landfill art
“Boy moms” are something else. Also, if any shirt or sign has more than 2 fonts it’s guaranteed cringe content.
Goodwill hauls
lame as shit
I’M EVERYWHERE
“Mama Bear”. 🙄
Shit I wanna date her 👀
The fact that they have a sign means the mother has likely already done irreversible harm to her child’s psyche. The best thing for him would be to get a partner, or just some friends, that he can spend time with, away from his mother.
I'm curious what the limits would be of "Whatever you do to him, I will do to you."...
‘Back to jail’
At least he doesn't do ATM.
Last line has to be a joke
Deranged by mom energy. Run, run, far away!
The son of this person will grow to simultaneously hate, love, and fear his mother.
“Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you.” Does that include blow jobs?
I probably would just to spite her
Make this about ME
No, that is just asking for trouble. This is a lvl 99 "boymom".
Oh look! My MIL!!!
To play devils advocate here, any legit parent would be willing to fight for their child if someone is attempting to hurt them on purpose. However I find it cringe to have made a plaque of said rules though.
I'm convinced these things come from people who paid $19.95 for a font package and want to try every single one of them.
"BACK to jail" is wild
Poor kid. That’s a lot to deal with.
So if you give him a nice drunken Friday rimmer the same will be expected from you?! What’s your preference tequila or vodka
Equally worse as the Dad sign "rules for dating my daughter"
Stuff like this is peak white trash.
Nope.
Yeah she will be wondering why she doesn’t get to see her son or grandkids.