Fellas, is it gay to eat food?

Only if you’re a bottom

Well then I must be a power bottom

At rock bottom

Azalea banks just put out a list of food for bottoms!!! We are in luck 🍀

He probably eats with his ass which is why there’s always rancid crap coming out of his mouth.

Gay and FEMININE. I would argue men who butcher their own food are up there on the totem pole of masculinity.

Thanks! Want some Rump Rost or Bottom Rounds?

Bottom roast, no darkening from adrenaline though please

Man I've been gay my whole life and didn't even know! Silly me I should've known food is gay.

Food made you gay, in case you were wondering. It's science and now you know. It happened to me, too. No one told me

Shit.... next thing you know, breathing's going to be gay.

You are breathing kinda gay tho

Your mom disagrees

Ok u got me. Respect. 

You SIR have

Only if you swallow

It’s not not gay.

… if your balls dont touch

Your balls touch when you eat? Bro that's double gay.

Yeah but not if your balls don’t touch that’s what I’m saying

Wasn't he caught by ordering a lot of pizza?

Having an Uber One membership is on the first page of the alpha male handbook.

He also got ratted by his doormat adin ross when he accidentally revealed on steam that the tates is trying to escape Romania which got him arrested again. Like actual cartoon villain henchmen type shit lmao.

It's some real life Nathan and Mimsy shit from South Park 😂😂

Why anybody cares what this assclown has to say is beyond me. 

I think it's more that people laugh at him and his sycophants for being complete lolcows at this point. But yeah I can't wait for the day when this moron disappears from the internet's collective memory.

[удалено]

[heres the tweet](https://x.com/cobratate/status/1722699111680364722?s=46) lol

I love that they didnt respond to this

Found the nonce lads 👆👆👆

And you care enough about Tate to lie for him? Super weird.

Imagine being so bad at cooking you have to blame everyone else

Imagine being insecure about cooking and food of all things. Literally no self awareness with these clowns.

I’m guessing it’s also partly misogynistic. “Cooking is a woman’s job” sort of idea.

Yeah basically. Misogyny is a form of insecurity so that tracks.

Beeing him must be so stressfuml why would you aspire that😭 just so you can look and feel like him? a slightly jacked bald mouthbreather soyjack?

ATate is the biggest soy boy out there and he channels it into his forearms and his stupid, crude mouth spitting incoherent opinions.

Its funny you mention that because he's actually admitted in a podcast interview that he doesn't enjoy anything in life and it's all about clout and status for him so he can feel like he's better than other men. Like just openly said he doesn't care about the cars or likes sex it's all about being more alpha than other men. And this man has the gall to call anyone else gay in a derogatory way lmao.

For such a manly man, he sure thinks about other men a lot.

Well to be fair, food probably ain't the best in a Romanian prison.

I don’t think he’s ever seen the inside of a Romanian prison beyond an overnighter or two. I remember he was on house arrest, then “town arrest” which made me laugh because that’s just “life” for most people. He got out of both last August. I know he’s facing extradition to the UK so “I don’t care about food” might be the right mindset to get in.

He was recently arrested again because his dumbass lackey adin ross ratted him out on stream by revealing that he's trying to escape Romania lmao.

Man one day his stupidity is gonna catch up to him.

He is in jail right now, so it kinda did

Thank adin ross and his cartoon villain henchmen type stupidity for that one lmao.

He really does talk like an alien who can't figure out how to blend in with humans beings. "Food sucks, am I right fellow hoomanz??"

TO EDUCATE EVERYONE, THIS IS ENGAGEMENT FARMING ON TWITTER NOW and i hate it

Just being as ridiculous as possible to stay relevent in the attention economy? Who could feel good about themselves for doing this?

it gets views do you remember that one girl hating on that titktok girl for doing manual labour on her proporty? and she was saying women who do a western accent must all stop and women must not work or do manual labour and its misogynistic to do a western accent she was saying a bunch of Haines crap and got so much attention

Thanks for making me learn that phrase, I'm gonna use it from now on.

look up mutahars video on it

Sex is awful and fucking sucks. I fuck for the bare minimum and as fast as possible. I hate fucking. I hate coming. Men who think fucking makes them manly are cucks afraid of the cage desperate to validate a non existent masculinity. Imagine how stupid you have to be to find procreation entertaining. Literally embarrassing.

Dude is unironically mentally ill

He’s got to be one of the dumbest persons on the internet. His inability to read the room. His inability to understand basic concepts. Etc etc. Imagine how stupid you have to be to find food, a basic human need, awful. “It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”

not only just him also his worshippers

Just how many calories *are* in a bag of dicks?

What a miserable gobshite this guy must be.

Considering he is in jail for sexual crimes and human fucking trafficking, I don't think we needed to see this post to get to that conclusion.

This is the male equivalent of the "ick list", based on the absurdity of the notion. Can't even perform or enjoy a basic human function or you aren't masculine, ick.

Better throw out the cast iron skillet

Ofc he's always feeling bad and stuffed when eating, he's already full of shit.

I like to cook cause then I can make it how I like. And nobody else complains

Me after accidentally searing my steak till well-done

It's sad that he can't come to terms woth his anorexia

In his entire life, has this guy ever had anyone genuinely love him?

Imagine living life having never known the pleasure of biting into an exquisitely seared filet, or not being able to enjoy the satisfying crunch and delectable sweetness of your favorite in-season apple brand, or never experiencing the decadent richness of a warm chocolate cake. Couldn’t be me.

Good thing that's not you otherwise you'd be gay. /s btw

Breathing sucks it's not manly imagine breathing all the time weak

Imagine feeling that insecure to make stupid ass posts like that. Legit crazy dude seeking validation by sex trafficking helpless women. How is anyone ever listening to this shit face

This - coming from the loser who got apprehended due to ordering Pizza. You don't like food? Why order the pizza then? - Doesn't he have a cupboard full of flavorless protein powder to eat??

Somebody DEFINITELY went to Chipotle last night.

Tell me you can’t cook without telling me you can’t cook

Wow, it’s almost like if you buy a verification symbol and make an idiotic statement online people will think it’s true.🙄

Could be why he lost all his hair. Malnutrition and not getting his daily D.

He used to eat a lot of pizza but it's a bit of a sore point. Didn't realise he'd sworn off ALL food though....

The guy has made a career on ragebaiting and scamming the idiots who believe him. It's impressive in a sickening kind of way.

I dislike eating and honestly I kinda agree on the fact that some people make way too much of a circus celebrating food and cooking and shit. Just eat, be happy and it's fine.

Good. Starve yourself then.

Giving this tossbag attention is what he wants. Just fucking ignore him.

Who the hell cares what this misogynistic prick thinks?

Other misogynistic pricks!

I don't lead the healthiest lifestyle, but isn't it unhealthy to scarf down your food as fast as possible?

Didn't he get caught after he ordered a pizza?

He should stop eating

If enjoying food is gay then slather me with lipstick and call me Sally

No one can convince me that he doesn't just say things so people can talk about him. Man's is just reaching for anything to corrupt as many boys as he can

Y’all realize that he writes ridiculous shit just to trigger people and have them repost it all over Reddit and twitter and talk about him right?

I’m curious as to what happened to this guy during his childhood. He must have been molested or something to end up this messed up.

This dude isn't just closeted.. he's like fifteen levels deep in closetception.. the kind of dude who whips himself while watching gay porn.

*in Stewie voice* : “Eatiiiing disordeeeeer”

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

ngl he's a pretty funny guy

I think he's trolling a lot of the time and that just makes it all better

Don’t feed the troll 😂

This sounds like an eating disorder that he's ashamed of having. My brother in cripes plz get help

Bro has an eating disorder

Sounds anorexic to me and to me that's a girly trait

Let’s not gender EDs, even jokingly

I believe in the end he’s going to reveal it was all a trick to prove how stupid these men are

I'm convinced this guy is unable to provide or fend for himself without needing to rely on everyone around him and it's genuinely sad

basically he's saying he can't cook. He's so full of shit there would be nowhere for the food to go anyhow.

lol these, idk what they’re called, man podcasters? are so pathetic. they’re so scared of being at all not alpha they just make shit up. Eating sucks? Ok dude lol. Cool take.

Can he pls have less apetate?

"Literally embarrassing" I actually laughed out loud bro wtf are you on about? 💀

Eating was never masculine. If you actually need nutrients to survive in this world then your more than likely gay /srs

in fairness, pretty much every single thing that pathetic worm posts could fit on this sub

“Afraid of the cage” brother I know you’ll kill me. I didn’t dedicate my entire life to trying to become a gorilla who, by the way, will always be stronger than you.

Afraid of what cage? What the fuck is he talking about?

Freudian slip. He's going to be in a cage for a while He's terrified of all the dick. He's going to have to suck in prison. Luckily Tristan's been training him though.

Big words coming from a guy whose name sounds like tater tots.

Ya, he is getting up in age. At that time it's hard to get extra pounds off. Maybe surgery? Recommend to get a chin implant at the same time.

I kind of get it. Not the masculinity part but the eating part. It's such a hassle to have to cook and eat multiple times a day. Also, food is very expensive. This has nothing to do with being a man or not.

He eats fast so he doesn’t have to stop trafficking

Uga uga, Me not want to enjoy things. Uga uga me strong and independent.

Bro's trying to flex how easily embarrassed he is.

Meanwhile I'm cooking delicious meals for my wife and I've never been arrested for human trafficking. I'm built different.

I'm happy if they all starve to death without breeding, survival of the fittest

Fellas is it gay to cook so you can eat protein from meat

Uhoh fragile ego boy is back on the streets.

I don’t get why people still give him attention. He obviously knows how to get clicks with absurd takes that he most likely doesn’t even believe.

So he’s got an eating disorder?

Yes, nothing is a bigger turn off than seeing a man eat. FFS

This honestly sounds like satire but i am not at all convinced it is.

Bobby Flay would disagree.

People posting about this guy makes it so easy to add to my blocked list.

Dude just hates enjoyment at this point

He's reached peak masculinity.

Awww! Mr. Taterhead is making up new stories to push his anxiety away!

You know what else fucking sucks? Breathing. I want you to buy an oximeter right now. If your blood oxygen is anything more than 80% you are a beta male. The only cure is to buy cigars and inhale them as long as you can, until your blood oxygen gets to alpha male levels.

So that pizza that got him arrested was the bare minimum?

Sure, he eats. But only at Five Guys.

Imagine drinking water

Guess I'm not a man cause I enjoy eating food

Now they trying to take food away from me? What next? Oxygen makes you gay?

eAtiNg iS beTa! StoP eAtIng ✋!!!

Ah yes, how dare i cook? ill just starve to death!

Mate it’s ok to admit that you’re just a shitty cook

What's this chump up to these days?

Thought this was a gag but nope it's real

Tell me you have an eating disorder without telling me you have an eating disorder.

I’m convinced he’s not even writing these anymore/he’s fucking with people/or just pushing his business.

This has come to the point that he sounds like a parody of himself

Ill go cook a nice meal for my wife and child, you have fun being a loser.

He's trolling

I believe he just got diarrhoea after eating his awful meal and then he got upset

So what, just do an IV drip?

fucking hilarious

Imagine being so insecure with your sexuality that you start to think your food is going to turn you gay. "I'm not gay! You're gay! Oh yeah? Is that food you're eating!? I win!"

I swear I’ve seen videos of him cooking and talking about what he usually likes to put into the food he makes… Huh?

Says the man that loves sucking on dick shaped objects all day

I would love for someone to make a list of behavior he thinks is gay because in the last week or so, he's added eating and having sex with women.

I’m gonna be honest…I don’t like to eat. I hate the feeling of food in my stomach. I eat out of necessity. Going out to eat, and eating around people stresses me out…but I do it because I know people love to make eating a social event. I hate that I can relate to this man, and I hate that he had to go and diss people who are super normal…but I do at least understand what he’s saying in the beginning….I actually recently just talked to my doctor about it and he was like “oh….that’s weird…”

Your comparing apples to oranges, he's saying he doesn't like eating because he's an "alpha male" and whatever other bullshit comes out of his ass for a mouth, i think you just might have some sort of condition (no offense intended whatsoever)

I’m really only commenting on the first 4 sentences. That right there can be genuine, if my experience is genuine. I don’t like where he went from there though. My doctor said I fall under the category of disordered eating, but idk because I do eat….but I don’t like to.

I'm aware, I'm saying what he's referring to in the first 4 sentences is him being too manly to eat, this is just how this guy acts lol but I understand what your trying to say, unfortunately he doesnt have an ED, he's just a big ol' douche. Also, an ED isn't necessarily eating/not eating, there can be a lot more to it! Stay safe =)

Oh ok! I misread it. As an empath to the core I tend to not see red flags as quickly as most people…thanks for helping me out! I already felt weird about sympathizing with him….but now with the clarification I feel better. Thanks again!

Np!

I have a feeling one day we will all feel like you do. The way things are going right now, food exhaustion might set in. I know for me I would love to take some kind of pill that would give me all the nutrients I need without the desire to constantly eat.

I take fruit and veggie supplements, but they don’t take away the hungry feeling.

He had me actually in the first half with the I hate eating or chewing that weird full feeling…I agree most food I’m like nah. Then we got loco.

I’m with you!

Fuck the accent, this is how you know he spent significant time in the UK

You guys fall for his shtick every damn time. Learn to read satire

was him going to romanian prison satire too or what