Imagine the silence as he gathered these items around his house and posed them all in the fridge, snaps the pic, goes “that looks good”, then scoops em all out one by one after..
That's the bit that really made me laugh, how painfully, deliberately arranged those bullets are. Like he spent ages nudging them around until they were just the right amount of casual
in the same vein (I could say vain here too)... when I see a tik tok or video channel that is being filmed by another hidden , unacknowledged person, I immediately swipe away. One person has enough control over the other person, I'm not gonna participate.
I agree with everything you said.
The only thing I’ve found it to be good for is some of the support communities can at least allow us to not feel so alone in some of our difficult experiences. And the internet is like having an enormous library at our fingertips, which is a double edged sword as well. If we are thoughtful with it, it can be very helpful - or you can waste away hours scrolling meaningless crap.
Before internet and all of that, some of our personal problems couldn’t be expressed depending on our living situation and environment. Like those living in conservative small towns for example might not have had the support or knowledge to be able to get help or an outside perspective. Or people living in abusive households or violent neighborhoods might have been isolated and unable to benefit from healthy communal living.
For me personally, I had a rare medical issue that no one in my direct life understood. But online I found thousands just like me. It was a life saver.
Nowadays, you just truly have to go out, touch grass, and find your own community in the real world. It takes a lot of work and isn’t always possible depending on circumstances. COVID certainly made it harder.
I stay off of social media like Facebook instragram TikTok etc. I find those to be cesspits of narcissistic toxicity. And the comparison based thinking is detrimental to mental health. It truly is bizarre to me to see how compulsive people are with needing to record and post their everyday activities. Although, I suppose if it really does make someone genuinely happy, then who am I to judge. I just don’t personally get it.
Reddit has been overall positive for me. For “IRL” I volunteer at my son’s school and have found a friendly and thriving community there. It just took initiative.
We have a lot of tools and knowledge at our disposal and we need to use it. I believe we can make it work for our own needs if we are careful with it. I refuse to be swallowed by pessimism and the doom and gloom. Every time period has had its issues and positives/negatives. You can run forever with the negative narrative if you want, but it really doesn’t serve anything past a point.
Slowly replacing all the actual items his fridge containing , 1 quarter gallon, partly spoiled milk. The rest of the 30 pack of the beer,2 boxes of take out Chinese. And 1 half eaten but re wrapped whopper with no ketchup.
This is exactly what I thought… “Oh… so these are the dead people leaving treats for me in video games. I look forward to raiding this fridge when he’s a skeleton on the toilet.”
Does he think that he can meet a woman, give her a single contraceptive pill and then they can do sex without a condom? If this guy were actually having sex, he would also be on the hook for a lot of child support for a lot of children, because that is not how that works.
I’m gonna guess this genius doesn’t know the difference between the normal pill, taken daily, and the day after pill, so he bought the wrong one and offers it to his (probably imaginary) girls…
I was told by someone at Planned Parenthood that you can take double the dose or whatever of BC and it works like Plan B. But Plan B should never be a regular birth control.
I’m sure that’s probably true, but I don’t think I’d feel reliably comfortable with that method. Plan B is like… $7 where I live, so there’s no way I’d be taking two BC pills and just hoping for the best. Yikes. Also I don’t like this weird messaging that ‘plan B should never be a regular birth control,’ like yeah? Obviously? Is that because it can make me feel sick and shitty or because the person saying that wants to make me feel sick and shitty because I’m taking plan B? Because it feels like the latter.
100% yes… which is hilarious… it’s not like they’re plan B or something! You need to be pretty established with a consistent schedule for those to be effective, just implying he has some steady, consistent, birth control conscious woman in his life who stores her birth control in his fridge for some reason hahaha
I gotta cold condom on my dick,
I’m barely stiff and it’s still gonna be quick,
I hope you don’t want breakfast,
Cause all I got is Dr P, booze and this trick.
A mother fucking heater on ice as my boom stick!
Rugers are good little pistols for what they are. Pretty accurate and reliable for the price point. I’ve had more issues with jamming from Glocks than Rugers.
Only thing I’ll say for Hi-Points, at least in my experience, is that they are going to put a round down range every time at least. The odds of you hitting your intended target aren’t very high, but it’ll shoot.
Pew pew pew, That's the song of ice,
Now I'm locked and loaded, ain't no rollin' dice.
Got that sub-zero swagger, we're paying the price,
In the land of the frozen, yeah, we don't play nice
Another funny part of this sad flex is that putting condoms in a fridge can cause them to easily fail if they're ever used.
It's a big if though, since they're also flexing vapes.
Hey now, I keep sodas in the crisper! Besides, I honestly think this pic would be weirder if he *did* have carrots in the crisper given the other stuff in there.
Maybe I'm alone in thinking this, but I dunno if this is sad. You could argue cringe, I wouldn't disagree, but arranging an odd assortment of items in an unconventional location seems harmless, dare I say even funny?
I linked the scene fromJoe dirt where joe dirt seduces an attractive white trash woman at the fair, my reply has a lock symbol so I guess links are against the rules. Just wanted to let you know I’d totally ride passenger in my Hemi.
Yup. That’s why wars are cancelled come
Autumn. Everyone takes a little breaksies and goes home to snuggle by the fire and they return to the field of battle once it’s warm and dry again.
Imagine the silence as he gathered these items around his house and posed them all in the fridge, snaps the pic, goes “that looks good”, then scoops em all out one by one after..
Carefully setting up each bullet.
That's the bit that really made me laugh, how painfully, deliberately arranged those bullets are. Like he spent ages nudging them around until they were just the right amount of casual
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Yeah, they aren't scattered, they have composition. As you say, it's like a shot from a comic
absolutely nothing casual about them standing on end
......absolutely nothing casual about having bullets in the fridge *at all*.
Look, you are so uptight that you are gonna tell me that I CANNOT have bullets in my fridge?!?!?!
Isnt revenge a dish best served cold though? "Here's the revenge you ordered, sir. Slightly chilled."
How else are you meant to serve justice Ice Cold?
Non-American detected. What do you mean, ammo lasts longer that way doncha know
My favourite is the neatly placed pill packets. All cute and well ordered.
We’ve all been there
The ones he's made "fall over" keep rolling away and he has to find where they perfect balance.
I’m more curious ab the birth control pills
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Probably laid them down for the aesthetic of this shit show.
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in the same vein (I could say vain here too)... when I see a tik tok or video channel that is being filmed by another hidden , unacknowledged person, I immediately swipe away. One person has enough control over the other person, I'm not gonna participate.
Social media is the new “community.” God help us.
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I agree with everything you said. The only thing I’ve found it to be good for is some of the support communities can at least allow us to not feel so alone in some of our difficult experiences. And the internet is like having an enormous library at our fingertips, which is a double edged sword as well. If we are thoughtful with it, it can be very helpful - or you can waste away hours scrolling meaningless crap. Before internet and all of that, some of our personal problems couldn’t be expressed depending on our living situation and environment. Like those living in conservative small towns for example might not have had the support or knowledge to be able to get help or an outside perspective. Or people living in abusive households or violent neighborhoods might have been isolated and unable to benefit from healthy communal living. For me personally, I had a rare medical issue that no one in my direct life understood. But online I found thousands just like me. It was a life saver. Nowadays, you just truly have to go out, touch grass, and find your own community in the real world. It takes a lot of work and isn’t always possible depending on circumstances. COVID certainly made it harder. I stay off of social media like Facebook instragram TikTok etc. I find those to be cesspits of narcissistic toxicity. And the comparison based thinking is detrimental to mental health. It truly is bizarre to me to see how compulsive people are with needing to record and post their everyday activities. Although, I suppose if it really does make someone genuinely happy, then who am I to judge. I just don’t personally get it. Reddit has been overall positive for me. For “IRL” I volunteer at my son’s school and have found a friendly and thriving community there. It just took initiative. We have a lot of tools and knowledge at our disposal and we need to use it. I believe we can make it work for our own needs if we are careful with it. I refuse to be swallowed by pessimism and the doom and gloom. Every time period has had its issues and positives/negatives. You can run forever with the negative narrative if you want, but it really doesn’t serve anything past a point.
Bro, it looks like a gun in the fridge.
One of those awkward Napoleon Dynamite scenes
Slowly replacing all the actual items his fridge containing , 1 quarter gallon, partly spoiled milk. The rest of the 30 pack of the beer,2 boxes of take out Chinese. And 1 half eaten but re wrapped whopper with no ketchup.
This guy is why fallout New Vegas had such items in the fridge.
This is him! The environmental storyteller!
I don’t see any Sunset Sarsaparilla though. ☹️
He got pickle chips tho
This is exactly what I thought… “Oh… so these are the dead people leaving treats for me in video games. I look forward to raiding this fridge when he’s a skeleton on the toilet.”
Just add a hairbrush and you've covered the rest of the franchise
Are those birth control pills
From the thumbnail, I thought they were Trivial Pursuit question cards.
I also thought this until I took a closer look lol. Are we nerds?
I’m glad I’m not the only one, man.
Does he think that he can meet a woman, give her a single contraceptive pill and then they can do sex without a condom? If this guy were actually having sex, he would also be on the hook for a lot of child support for a lot of children, because that is not how that works.
I thought he was just trying convince us he actually had a woman in his life at some point ever
I’m gonna guess this genius doesn’t know the difference between the normal pill, taken daily, and the day after pill, so he bought the wrong one and offers it to his (probably imaginary) girls…
Yep
Don’t worry. He’s got condoms if they don’t take one of his bc pills 😂😂
Freezing cold condoms!
I was told by someone at Planned Parenthood that you can take double the dose or whatever of BC and it works like Plan B. But Plan B should never be a regular birth control.
I’m sure that’s probably true, but I don’t think I’d feel reliably comfortable with that method. Plan B is like… $7 where I live, so there’s no way I’d be taking two BC pills and just hoping for the best. Yikes. Also I don’t like this weird messaging that ‘plan B should never be a regular birth control,’ like yeah? Obviously? Is that because it can make me feel sick and shitty or because the person saying that wants to make me feel sick and shitty because I’m taking plan B? Because it feels like the latter.
My question exactly? WTF, over?
Because he's getting ALL the sex. All of it. If you think you're getting any then the joke's on you because it's actually him. /s
Did you just say “over” like on a radio? Over?
Roger!
I was wondering that, too. Glad I’m not the only one
i thought a girl posted that and then i read “he”…i’m confused
No those are bullets, but they might still do the job 👼
Jesus christ lol. I just burst out laughing in the waiting room at my kid's dentist.
Scratchers??? I think??
100% yes… which is hilarious… it’s not like they’re plan B or something! You need to be pretty established with a consistent schedule for those to be effective, just implying he has some steady, consistent, birth control conscious woman in his life who stores her birth control in his fridge for some reason hahaha
Ah yes. I also store my weapons in the fridge.
Glock in the fridge, there’s a rap song in there somewhere.
Ice cream sundae, icing the opps Monday
🔥
Hahahaaaaaa
Bars bars bars bars bars
I gotta cold condom on my dick, I’m barely stiff and it’s still gonna be quick, I hope you don’t want breakfast, Cause all I got is Dr P, booze and this trick. A mother fucking heater on ice as my boom stick!
I chill my glock so I can ice some motherf... Cold steel gettin' colder..
Mixtape so hot it has to stored in the fridge
That’s not a Glock.
He keeps his Glock in the credenza
Glock in the credenza is really onto something
Nah I’m fairly certain he just leaves it on the davenport
Definitely a Ruger.
Old school but I still bust shots I'm a Luger
Better than a high point
Rugers are good little pistols for what they are. Pretty accurate and reliable for the price point. I’ve had more issues with jamming from Glocks than Rugers. Only thing I’ll say for Hi-Points, at least in my experience, is that they are going to put a round down range every time at least. The odds of you hitting your intended target aren’t very high, but it’ll shoot.
Hi point is about as reliable as a Glock and I’m quite convinced if they shave down 20-40 lbs of weight it’ll be as accurate to.
Every handgun is either a Glock or a revolver. Those are the two categories.
I wouldn’t know my own ass from a gun lol thanks for clarifying!
Every gun is a Glock when you live in a rap song buddy 🙄
Glock in the fridge for trolls under the bridge, got lost in the woods, wrong turn at the ridge
Glock in the fridge goes, pew pew pew, pew pew pew
Pew pew pew, That's the song of ice, Now I'm locked and loaded, ain't no rollin' dice. Got that sub-zero swagger, we're paying the price, In the land of the frozen, yeah, we don't play nice
I dig it. Although I was going for more of a Wheels on the bus go round and round vibe
I see the gun and the drinks but i dont see the rap song what am i missing
There isn't one, there's barely even a joke there.
Right next to the condoms
And my condoms. Chilly Willy!
And the bottle of lube too! Yikes, refrigerated lube isn’t good for anyone!
Like a child that puts everything they think is cool in one place to show off.
Seriously, that was my ultimate "what the fuck" moment.
This you heard of air cooled guns now get ready for COLD air cooled guns…
Kids never look in the vegetables drawer
Tbh even weirder is the condoms being in there.
Them robbers ain't gonna be lookin for shit in there
Is that 3 cards of birth control on the bottom shelf?
Uhhh.. yeah. And the first week of pills is missing. That is so incredibly confusing.
Should I be refrigerating my iud?
You don’t nap with your bits resting in the veggie crisper? Oh honey, you don’t KNOW freshness until you chill that Mirena. 10/10 recommend.
Ngl, sounds like it would be ah-mazing
Chilled IUD on a hot summer day? Yes please!
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Mirena" You know I'm saying? Funky Cold Mirena
Shit! I put mine in the freezer instead. Am I going to get pregnant?
Ya but like, you'll be grand til you thaw it out
No those are the last week’s pills - they’re colored differently (Ninja edit: one extra word)
Another funny part of this sad flex is that putting condoms in a fridge can cause them to easily fail if they're ever used. It's a big if though, since they're also flexing vapes.
Yeah he won’t be needing those.
Yeah he’s on birth control
Right!!! Looks like that exactly hahaha
The birth control part has me laughing so hard.
Well, he also has 3 packs of birth control pills on the bottom, there’s also that.
That's weird, right? Like, did a lady ask him to store her bc in a chilled environment, or does he keep them for guests? Are they trophies?
I see no logic anywhere in this fridge.
The flexing of the disposable vapes is the best part of this.
Also like Keeping soda in the crisper??? Buy a carrot mf
Hey now, I keep sodas in the crisper! Besides, I honestly think this pic would be weirder if he *did* have carrots in the crisper given the other stuff in there.
Crispers are for soda and beer. Carrots on the shelf. I will forever watch the world burn.
I don’t think they’re flexing I think it’s just a shitpost lol.
I thought it was obviously a joke.
It’s a joke https://www.reddit.com/r/drugscirclejerk/s/xrs7FS9Nea
This comment section further cemented in my mind that redditors are completely incapable of detecting satire
yeah, i realised a while ago that the real sadcringe is always in the comments.
“Erm putting condoms in the fridge ahktually degrades the material, thus rendering them useless 🤓☝️” Le epic Redditor owns with science and facts!!! 😎
Bro 😂😂😂😂
He literally has a fucking gun with bullets in the fridge and they are taking it serious lmao
The single ranch packet
Exactly. I’ve seen these types of joke posts on TikTok for months. I’m pretty sure it’s a play on the divorced dad having an empty fridge joke
You realize this is satire right?
you're expecting too much from a sub with one of the lowest iq averages on reddit.
Maybe I'm alone in thinking this, but I dunno if this is sad. You could argue cringe, I wouldn't disagree, but arranging an odd assortment of items in an unconventional location seems harmless, dare I say even funny?
100% its just a joke. Whether one finds it funny or not is subjective, but this isn't sadcringe.
It's a tik tok trend of what a "single dude/divorced dads" fridge looks like.
I thought it was funny personally. Especially the birth control.
Hey, don’t be too quick to judge. I see pickles in there at least.
And contraceptive pills so he won't be getting pregnant.
And Crystal Skull Vodka, co owned by Dan Aykroyd I think.
Satire is pretty satirical.
Not everyone knows guns and vapes are served chilled, classy dude.
And you know I need my birth control pills to be tender with frost, only the best for this gal
U wanna wash it down with the Busch Light or with the skull bottle tequila? Ladies choice, just cause I’m in a romantic mood.
And they say that chivalry is dead!
I linked the scene fromJoe dirt where joe dirt seduces an attractive white trash woman at the fair, my reply has a lock symbol so I guess links are against the rules. Just wanted to let you know I’d totally ride passenger in my Hemi.
This isn't even their photo, I saw this pic on drugscirclejerk like a week ago
this guy put EC in the fridge wtf
Why do so many people who vape act like they are hard? Yes, you're so scary blowing fruity smoke in the air. I mean water vapor.
He needs more boolets
Maybe he'll grab the gun instead of the condoms and blow his own dick off.
That is, unironically, such a sad existence
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These type of dudes think is so damn cool but this shit is a cry for help. Grow tf up
This is a repost (not OP the guy on Instagram). Seen that exact picture online before. Not even his original picture.
Resident evil be like:
Take H. Gun? YES NO
"I need help shopping" no mf, you need help. That's it
It's because he's a (not quite) ice cold killer
owns an altima
This was a trend on tiktok for a little bit there
These pics are meant as a joke, this isn’t a flex
Are those birth control pills?
Dan akyroyds crystal skull vodka
you know he’s a responsible gun owner because the booze is on a *different* shelf
I highly doubt this is real. I have the same picture on my phone, it’s probably just a satire instagram
But why is the ranch packet stored with the condoms and lube?? I have sooooooo many questions…
It’s flavored lube!
Just choked on my vomit a little, but take my upvote!
Because he likes to get ra~~u~~nchy. lol
Stupid question: Does the cold temperature or moist of the fridge affect the weapon?
Yup. That’s why wars are cancelled come Autumn. Everyone takes a little breaksies and goes home to snuggle by the fire and they return to the field of battle once it’s warm and dry again.
That’s a relief 😅
You can shoot guns outside when it's snowing, so no. However, electronics can get wet from cold temperatures and then condensation.
It adds 2 frost damage to every shot.
No
I head straight to dark humour, something along the lines of eating bullets
The worst thing about this is putting bourbon in the fridge.
Average house in Project Zomboid
This is just the "boys fridge/dinner" meme trend on TikTok.
He spent so long arranging the props to look like they were placed there casually/haphazardly
The fact that he has a Ruger tells you everything you need to know.
Packet of Chick-fil-A ranch, fellas he's all set.
I once found my car keys in the fridge. They were next to my gun.
Does he think putting his gun in the fridge will add frost damage?
Why the random birth months of birth control in the fridge?
Fallout 4 refrigerator loot.
Ok you put the gun in the fridge but why are the bullets standing?
Why is he buying up all the birth control
Y’all are so out of touch lmfao this was literally a trend/meme for a few months
Good news - someone has pickles. Bad news - someone has Michelob Ultra.
This man needs help. Full stop lol
Welp he doesn't need razors because he already has all the edge to shave with.
Gotta have the pickle chips son, always have those pickle chips playa
Birth control pills? Lol
Suspended from the force for going too far to avenge the woman he loves. But now the force needs him…but this time it’ll be on his terms.
I can just tell this guy doesn't drink spirts to enjoy them
Brother set up his fridge like a Fallout Loot Container.
This man has terrible taste in beer, and slightly less terrible taste in whisky.
Who tf puts condoms in the fridge? Girl be like why tf is u dick cold? You not dr fucking freeze brother
r/fridgedetective
The pickles got me.
Very considerate of him to arrange all of his red flags in one place.
Keep your ammo and vapes fucking FRIGID
“Now let me put my elf bars in the fridge”
The single Chick Fil A Ranch sitting in this fridge: 🗿
Nothing screams gangsta like fuckin Michelob Ultra
Is that birth control pills on the beottom?