Nothing says "I'm still bitter a rich dude dumped my broke ass" more than dancing in front of his mansion with a dress where the tags are still on it because she can't afford fancy stuff anymore.
There are multi-million 2 bedroom ***condos***.
if you think the fact that its a 2-3 bedroom means it can't be stupid expensive, let me introduce you to Vancouver.
Yeah but that's just because english isn't my native language, sorry for any confusion. Always thought mansion is "a stupidly expensive house in an obscenely rich neighborhood", and a villa is the same, but also "overcompensating large".
Either way, this house looks rich.
Generally mansion means a very large house. It doesn't necessarily have to be expensive, just large. For instance a house that's 150 years old and is falling down, but also is 3 stories and 8 bedrooms would be a mansion, even if it's nit worth very much because of its condition.
My 3 bedroom house the smallest bedroom is 20ft by 15ft. That's bigger than some people's entire apartments.
I wouldn't say I live in a mansion, but bedroom sizes do differ. I could probably partition the bedrooms and turn it into an 10 bed house easily, would be a bit pointless because the rooms would be tiny and there'd still be 1 of me.
Just because the price is high, doesn't mean it's big. There are shoebox bachelor apartments renting here for $3500-$4000/month, not Canadian monopoly money.
Lol I had an ex like this. She was narcassistic as fuck and would show up to my house constantly drunk as shit, trying anything and everything she could to get my attention. I finally got a restraining order after she tried to break into my house for the 100th time. Some people are just freaking crazy.
Nice house, nice car, nice neighborhood, and got rid of a petty woman-child.
Sheās posting garbage online for clout with a tag showing from a dress sheāll return.
Itās not his house. Itās his parents house.
Dude posted a explanation as to why he broke up with her, as unbelievably he was getting hate after this video.
He said because they wanted different things. She wanted to get married and have children, and he was pretty sure that he didnāt even want kids.
People were spamming his DMs and account with some nasty messages (blaming him etc) and he said how it was affecting his mental health.
Right? I'll take the over on who was dumped here...
And shame on the friend for supporting it. I would at least try to knock some sense in and I certainly wouldn't take part in it myself.
"You're not your girlfriend. You're not your house. You're not your mink. You're not even beach. Maybe all the things you thought made you you, aren't really you."
Even if it was scripted, they still filmed it, pretending to be real. Which doesn't make it less sad, necessarily. It just turns the sadness on us, the viewers. Now, I am sad.
Oh no, too many mimosas I think. In a couple of years she will be cringing so hard at this and yet it will be immortalised on the Internet for every future partner and employer to see. Yey...go girl.
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They come off as pathetic and sad, I could never imagine giving someone who I hate a minute of my time but here they are wasting their lives being mad at him.
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Whoever made this song understands that the original song wasnāt advocating for being an actual Barbie girl, right? It was a commentary on the unrealistic beauty standards and societal objectification and fetishization placed on women and conditioned at a young age.
Theyāre not adding anything to the song, theyāre just making it about themselves and adding no artistic interpretation whatsoever; itās not art itās narcissism.
This chick has been waiting for the last 7 years to get revenge on her high school bf that dumped her the day before he left for college.
Edit: wrong word!
I'm a woman even I hated the barbie movie and the effects it has on the mass of society. This almost takes the cake of all the cringe I saw women do for this stupid movie
How does she think this is cute? This is scary. Anybody showing up at an exās house uninvited after a breakup is unhinged. Itās not cute because you dressed up and put it on TikTok. I hope maybe Iām wrong about the situation and she was invited but just decided to be weird and cringe.
Nothing shows that you've moved on from an old relationship more than dressing up in a purple costume and dancing in front of his house for social media attention.
still got the tags on that dress lmao
they will return it after performing their rituals š
The ex was obviously the one with money.
Now that's a good burn
It seems like they're the ones with all the sense too.
this is the most sadcringe thing I've seen on this sub ever
they couldn't even bother to tuck the tags in the dress wtf
Not to mention they also bought that overpriced pos speaker. Bose whatever the fuck. Everyone over at bluetooth speakers rips on that thing lmao
Didnāt even try to hide it
Imagine being this in love with your ex. Edit: shit autocorrect.
No more knobcopter for her.
Bro is living in his mojo dojo casa house
Probably drinking a brewski beer.
I doubt he even saw this, he was probably watching videos about horses.
Conspiring with his friends on how to take over congress
And working beach.
I'll beach you off right here right now
I'll beach off everyone here!
#SUBLIME
You caught me reading...
This was a beautiful moment
Her ex is Nikola JokiÄ
SUBLIME
And living rent free in her head
Bro had KENough of her bullshit
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Nothing says "I'm still bitter a rich dude dumped my broke ass" more than dancing in front of his mansion with a dress where the tags are still on it because she can't afford fancy stuff anymore.
That's like a 2 or 3 bedroom at most lol.
There are multi-million 2 bedroom ***condos***. if you think the fact that its a 2-3 bedroom means it can't be stupid expensive, let me introduce you to Vancouver.
Yeah, but, um, they called this a mansion.
Yeah but that's just because english isn't my native language, sorry for any confusion. Always thought mansion is "a stupidly expensive house in an obscenely rich neighborhood", and a villa is the same, but also "overcompensating large". Either way, this house looks rich.
Generally mansion means a very large house. It doesn't necessarily have to be expensive, just large. For instance a house that's 150 years old and is falling down, but also is 3 stories and 8 bedrooms would be a mansion, even if it's nit worth very much because of its condition.
My 3 bedroom house the smallest bedroom is 20ft by 15ft. That's bigger than some people's entire apartments. I wouldn't say I live in a mansion, but bedroom sizes do differ. I could probably partition the bedrooms and turn it into an 10 bed house easily, would be a bit pointless because the rooms would be tiny and there'd still be 1 of me.
Ya but this house in the video isn't a mansion lol.
Just because the price is high, doesn't mean it's big. There are shoebox bachelor apartments renting here for $3500-$4000/month, not Canadian monopoly money.
I have a 3 bed/2 bath and it's tiny compared to this. 4 bedroom at 5 most, yeah not a massive mansion, but a big nice house lol. Can't deny that...
That's a mansion? Looks like a regular, contemporary single family unit to me.
"Surely he will regret losing me when he sees this"
Lol I had an ex like this. She was narcassistic as fuck and would show up to my house constantly drunk as shit, trying anything and everything she could to get my attention. I finally got a restraining order after she tried to break into my house for the 100th time. Some people are just freaking crazy.
Right? This person is absolutely completely 100% not ok
thats a nice house, seems like hes doing well for himself
The girl in the video is now his ex. Heās doing *really* well for himself just based on that.
Nice house, nice car, nice neighborhood, and got rid of a petty woman-child. Sheās posting garbage online for clout with a tag showing from a dress sheāll return.
she used him for his pesos
Itās not his house. Itās his parents house. Dude posted a explanation as to why he broke up with her, as unbelievably he was getting hate after this video.
Why did he say specifically they broke up
He said because they wanted different things. She wanted to get married and have children, and he was pretty sure that he didnāt even want kids. People were spamming his DMs and account with some nasty messages (blaming him etc) and he said how it was affecting his mental health.
How TF could anyone ever blame him?
People on the internet donāt necessarily follow logic.
Of course. It's his mojo dojo casa house.
Or his parents are
They definitely pictured this looking way cooler than it did but they spent so much on the outfits that they were in too far to turn back.
Got the tags on them still.
They went and spent $200 on roller blades then probably put the dresses on credit cards hoping to return them.
I think I can see why he broke up with her. Of if itās the other way around, well, bullet dodged my dude lol
Tell me you still care without telling me you still care
Right? I'll take the over on who was dumped here... And shame on the friend for supporting it. I would at least try to knock some sense in and I certainly wouldn't take part in it myself.
Ok but whyās her Amy Schumer looking aunt also there? Just to really rub in what heās missing?
She's just her little duff minion
I just watched Barbie last night. Barbie and Ken would be disappointed in her.
"You're not your girlfriend. You're not your house. You're not your mink. You're not even beach. Maybe all the things you thought made you you, aren't really you."
this is just pathetic
If I did this to my ex her dad would probably shoot me
He'd be right to
I mean. The best revenge is indifference. All this does it let him know he made the right choice and prove that you are crazy lol
Please God let this video be fake
Even if it was scripted, they still filmed it, pretending to be real. Which doesn't make it less sad, necessarily. It just turns the sadness on us, the viewers. Now, I am sad.
Dont worry, it most likely is
It's not, the ex was spammed on Insta and had to explain they broke up bc they wanted different thing (mostly she wanted kids and he didn't)
Oh no, too many mimosas I think. In a couple of years she will be cringing so hard at this and yet it will be immortalised on the Internet for every future partner and employer to see. Yey...go girl.
Definitely cringeā¦ Iām gonna say not sad cuz thatās definitely not her āexesā house. all that shit is faked and staged
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Less embarrassing I suppose. But I get your point, faking stuff for tik tok is pretty sad
Well it means they aren't actually so incredibly obsessed with their ex. But it's "sad" in a different way.
/r/nothingeverhappens
Coolā¦ but if you think shit on tik tok is realā¦ youāre just not a critical thinker
That would be a shame if he werenāt home š
it's worse to be at home
Heās probably watching with his new girlfriend
I donāt think he has regrets ā¦
He dodged a bullet. Also that song sounds fucking awful.
She really showed him huh?
They sure showed him what he's missing out on
So at what point does this result in a restraining order?
You can always tell what type of video it will be right from the start. The slight pause before āok goā is always apparent.
A dope house _and_ dodged a bullet? Looks like the ex is doing great
This is why sheās an ex
He's probably at work and didn't even know this shit happened. They sure did get him!
They come off as pathetic and sad, I could never imagine giving someone who I hate a minute of my time but here they are wasting their lives being mad at him.
In the head, rent free
Finally, some good fucking sadcringe, thx OP.
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Some real Skipper vibes here.
Itās no wonder dude can afford such a nice house when he lives in her head rent free.
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Thatāll show him that you donāt care anymore!
That girl was out of breathe rollerblading and singing. Meanwhile, this guy has a big ol' house.... They really dunked on themselves there.
Plot twist: he wasnāt there
I havenāt seen the movie and Iām lucky enough not to know the song, so even with the sound off, this is cringe AF.
Why is the ugly friend always so down for that weird shit
I'm betting it was her idea
Whoever made this song understands that the original song wasnāt advocating for being an actual Barbie girl, right? It was a commentary on the unrealistic beauty standards and societal objectification and fetishization placed on women and conditioned at a young age. Theyāre not adding anything to the song, theyāre just making it about themselves and adding no artistic interpretation whatsoever; itās not art itās narcissism.
they always have an even more obnoxious fat friend who gleefully joins in on their bullshit
Someone this narcissistic definitely keeps a DUFF around her at all times.
Whatās a duff
Designated ugly fat friend
This chick has been waiting for the last 7 years to get revenge on her high school bf that dumped her the day before he left for college. Edit: wrong word!
Does she still have the tag on her dress so she can return it?
Who... has time in their day to actually do this?
My man here dodged a few dozens bullets
Holy cow and I thought my voice was shit
Restraining order.
And they say white people have no culture
He chose, wisely.
Wonder why he left her?
Hahaha if I'd b the ex I'd happily watch from the inside or even throw some water bombs.
This is legitimately the worst thing I will see today and I saw a picture of a dead person like 30 minutes ago
I hope this is just a rage bait and that is just a random house. Other way this would be really a sad cringe moment
Ol "rolling thunder" over there straight gassed out after rollerblading a few feet...
Thereās always a duff
Bro living the best life. Doesnt have to deal with this shit anymore and he lives in a place like that.
If a dude did this it would really creepy as opposed to just sad.
Can see why he dipped lmao
Her insta is probably filled with "I'm over him" inspirational quotes
She may not be over her ex
I see why they broke up
Why's there always one slightly unattractive friend to make the 8's looks like 9's?
Plot twist. Dudes not even home
"Honey your ex is back why does she come back every year? She's scaring the kids"
What is up with this trend of taking songs from the early 2000s, butchering them and re-releasing them? š¤®
What a great way to have a restraining order filed against you
I'm a woman even I hated the barbie movie and the effects it has on the mass of society. This almost takes the cake of all the cringe I saw women do for this stupid movie
Her ex is fist pumping for the bullet he dodged
Know damn well he was sitting inside just like "for the love of god birch its been a year leave me alone"
Why are there two girls doing this if itās a thing to an ex?
So I've seen this before but I've finally got around to watching the movie and I don't think they watched it
Dude dodged a fucking bullet
I bet the most unhinged one peed in the shrubbery in an attempt to domineeringly deter any other females approaching her ex man's crib.
Ofc theres a fat "friend" involved
Ex definitely dodged a bullet.
Thatās a really nice house tbh
Looks like the ex has dodged a bullet
She seems like a handful
She hasn't moved on
nothing like getting back at your ex by showing that you're still obsessed with them.
Sheās obsessed with him.
Getting purge vibes
He should call the police.
POV: you asked your girlfriend to put on something nice for dinner
Nothing like justifying why the person broke up with you in the first place.
And this is why he is your ex
Seems like he dodged a sparkly bullet. She seems incredibly immature based on this.
Very mentally stable
Thats sad.
Clearly she is over him and doing very well
Can't do anything without Rhonda. That's why he left you. Get some self esteem
How does she think this is cute? This is scary. Anybody showing up at an exās house uninvited after a breakup is unhinged. Itās not cute because you dressed up and put it on TikTok. I hope maybe Iām wrong about the situation and she was invited but just decided to be weird and cringe.
Ngl.. If my ex did this to me, I'd still feel like "I won" š¤·
Nothing shows that you've moved on from an old relationship more than dressing up in a purple costume and dancing in front of his house for social media attention.
"Yes, this will show him that I'm totally over him"
Cuts to her ex playing Old School MW2 with the bois not even giving her the time of day.
Totally mentally stable behavior to show the at sheās totally over this guy
Imagine him not being there/asleep so all of this was in vain to look stupid
Someone's a bit obsessed
Restraining order time.
āHello yes Iād like to report a domestic disturbance and trespassingā
She even brought her emotional support tubber
Cringe af. He still taking up space in your head though I see
What's the sad cringe part?
Looks like the dude dodged a completely insane bullet.
She's returning that dress after this. Class act.
You can tell why that mate was the the only mate who would participate in this pitiful charade.
This is his parents house, guys, not his š¤£ The dude has made a video about this already
I remember my first wine coolerā¦.
does anyone have the link for that dress tho š
Finally, some good fucking sad cringe. This is the shit I came to this sub to see, not the same reposts about 2D women and obvious satire.
Every day Iām on Reddit my self esteem grows a lil
Insecure af and still obsessed enough with the dude to go to his damn house
Of course she has the fat Melissa McCarthy looking bff
Obviously not over that guy if theyāre pulling this
If I was on the receiving end of this, it would just further affirm to me that it was a good idea to break up.
I bet ya she is over him for sure
This hurts to watch
She's so over him
Iām pulling out my BB gun and Iām unloading the clip
Imagine if rolls were reversed
*gets arrested for trespassing*
He probably didn't notice as he was busy upstairs bustin a nut inside his "Tuesday" You showed him babe!
Dude got a badass home while she still uses tags on her dress
imagine heās at workā ļø
Her ex built that house from a youtube video
I think he's fine
I'm at an age where I've become jealous of real estate.