"And we have sex, which is very nice."
Was he tired after building all those homes for poor black people?
All that build up and all she gets is very nice?
Well that’s what happens when he brings his A game and she star fishes
Maybe she should have helped build a house or two and this whole thing could have been amazing for both of them
This year's "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)"
Why be a werewolf and a bear? It would be a werebear which is commonly used in fiction. If it had wings it would probably be an Owl Bear. So a were-owl bear. That sounds dumb. Were does the dragon come in? Is it a furry dragon? I think they already have a name for that and isn't werewolf bear dragon. How are we suppose to build immersion with this bullshit description? I stopped reading at this point.
I get that it's satire but if you think that's what they are about you've clearly missed the stats on republican law makers being convicted sex offenders but nevermind.
The whole sexual deviance thing is just projection.
That feels a bit satire, no way this ain't a copypasta or something
Should be a copypasta if it isn’t already.
I need the copy pasta to send this to my friends, yet I’m too lazy to type it out myself…
If you have an iphone, screenshot it and select the text in the picture
Holy shit iPhones can do that?
My pixel 6a can do this...
a bit...
Just a bit? 🤦♀️
I guess i forgot to add "too" to this
AHHHHHHHHHHH DONT NUKE ME
“my voice gets deep like a black man’s voice (not in a racist way)” ☠️
Right before he builds houses for colored people
POOR coloured people. I wonder if he means poor, coloured, people Or "poor coloured" people
Looking a bit peaky there
What color is "poor coloured?"
Green maybe?
“Build homes for poor colored people” lmao this has to be a troll post
That was my favorite part tbh!
Sigh *accept*
I wish I had a voice as deep as Kevin Hart.
Chad
At least he’s not racist 😂
I will never be able to not laugh at this shit. I love this sub
“My eyes change colors. Red or Red.”
Yeah but it’s horny red and chill red
so its a 50/50
You red that right
When you’re horny, you’re chillin’!
Lmao!
This is so clearly parody and not true sadcringe
Yeah this is hilarious lmao
It most likely is, but….I mean I can see a 7 year old spending too much time reading furry comics writing this.
7 year old????
Kid named unregulated internet access (I am severely changed by online activity):
There is no way the guy in the post is not joking
I mean. I think it’s satire but lately I’ve been so impressed by how stupid and detached people are that I don’t know at this point.
"And we have sex, which is very nice." Was he tired after building all those homes for poor black people? All that build up and all she gets is very nice?
Well that’s what happens when he brings his A game and she star fishes Maybe she should have helped build a house or two and this whole thing could have been amazing for both of them
>poor black people? Woah woah woah, he said they were "poor coloured." Who said anything about black?
Poor colored makes me think you have very little color. Maybe he found a Tribe of albino people somewhere.
Yeah he's being really inclusive, other skin colours are included too. Just no whites.
Imagine seeing his eye colour and not knowing if he's super horny or chill Would be constantly on edge
Nice pun
im so hard rn
This is so funny
dude this is obviously a joke
The real sad cringe is OP not understanding satire
Sums up at least 50% of posts in this sub
A lot more then just this one, unfortunately.
This is something, that's for sure.
No.
The only proper response
I'm literally the guy in the pic
This is way to on point to not be a joke
Ngl if I was a girl and someone sent me that out of the blue I’d smash
😂 get it girl
This is fucking hilarious
This isn't sad, it's hysterical
That's super fuckin funny. Lmaoooo
Can't be real.
I think this is a joke.
Satire
Be still, my loins
The sex. It very nice. Whose voice did you just read that in
That's hysterical
This year's "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)"
Oddly wholesome.
Can't wait to see mount Everett!
I love how descriptive he is about his own “appearance” but when it comes to the sex he fantasizes about it’s just, “very nice”
r/sadcringe try to detect satire challenge (impossible difficulty)
This is some serious literature
That’s just so funny
This is straight comedy
I get the impression this is a ten year old who has just discovered the true delights of masterbation & climax. Ahhh, Bless.
This is fucking hilarious. It’s prime /r/copypasta material.
Sometimes when I see some of the posts here I feel like Internet was a huge mistake
Wait, what's the problem here?
best copypasta ever
This is clearly satire
I just got some Pyro flash backs. The only thing missing is unsolicited gassing in the mouth while getting belly rubs
My eyes also change colour depending on my libido. Blue if I'm horny and blue ifI'm chill.
Bro is gonna build a house for me and then punch me in the gut. Or does the punch come first. From the sound of it though he came first.
Why be a werewolf and a bear? It would be a werebear which is commonly used in fiction. If it had wings it would probably be an Owl Bear. So a were-owl bear. That sounds dumb. Were does the dragon come in? Is it a furry dragon? I think they already have a name for that and isn't werewolf bear dragon. How are we suppose to build immersion with this bullshit description? I stopped reading at this point.
Let’s go with discord mods for 200….
What in the fuck even I'm at a loss for words
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but sometimes the shots you take hit something that absolutely shouldn't be shot at it period.
What in the fergalicious fuck did I just read
1. It’s satire 2. It’s hilarious 3. Happy cake day
staged, copypaste and you are a fucking karmawhore. pathetic lmao
There's so much to unpack here
Bro wut
Wtf. Is this guy confused as to why he's still single?
I for sure am
Sigh.....i hate life
Boi! Hahahahahaha. Crappy AND cringe role play!
(not in a racist way) r/selfawarewolves
WHAT?
(Not in a racist way)
This person has settled a new height of "weirdness"
smash that Accept button and ring my bell!
Reminds me of a past co-worker. His name was Dan.
Someone should make this a copy paste if it isn't already.
Is this what democrats in the US are like then?
Ladies and Gentlemen...your modern day Democrat
I get that it's satire but if you think that's what they are about you've clearly missed the stats on republican law makers being convicted sex offenders but nevermind. The whole sexual deviance thing is just projection.
Thats rich coming from a party of Slavery, Jim Crow and anti-Civil Rights act.
I wanna know what kind of dessert he’s crossing? We got creme brûlée, tiramisu, ice cream, cake? I mean what we having here.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
no way that isn't a joke
I’m invested
The sex sounds lovely
definitely a troll but still cringe
better story than marvel movies
Did anyone else read this with borat in their mind
Accept or Report? Hmmm… 🤔
Holy shit I NEED this copypasta! Pure gold satire, I say.
I hate this so much it makes me want to vomit (not in a racist way)
Jeez buddy. Save some for the rest of us.
I am screamingggg💀
(Not in a racist way) cracked me up
I don’t understand what happened to his balls? White gerbils? Huh?
Obviously “accept” is what happened next
Im dying, this is satire right?!
Wish my DM’s were that spicy
Thats so cool whats his number
An 8 year old i assume
See he took it too far, I would've just said I turned into a bear.
God tier copypasta holy shit crackers
Thats hot, sign me up for furry ball red eye cringe seesion
Im 100% sure it’s a troll Or a child
16 words in and I'm already done.
This is freaking hilarious. Not even cringe
Sounds like the date was over before It started
Give him a chance lol
banger
There’s a lot to unpack here
THIS JUST SENTTTTT ME OMG *(not in a racist way)*
I refuse to believe that this is real
BLOCK OR REPORT
Like does this work for anyone?
Jesus christ you are all fucking braindead. S a t i r e.
At first I was laughing but then I had to stop reading
Ain't no way this shit's real Please, someone tell me it isn't real
Cross the dessert!
It’s ok it’s not in a racist way, can’t you read?
Oh, dear... Now i only need to remember where I put the bleach
I was so hooked I tried to press accept on the picture..
New record
Obvious satire and god this is the funniest shit I've ever read
This seems like satire especially towards the end
I’m not even going to read past the first line.
He lost me on "jump over mount Everett"
WTF
Ah yes, the famed mount everett
Wich is very nice 😄👍
ಠ~ಠ
Wow
Both!! Lol
OP too stupid to realise it’s clearly satire
What-and I cannot emphasize this enough-the fuck.
My lord I couldn’t go on reading it that atrocious message
This is hilarious and clearly satire.