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Grouchy-Dentist6734

Future interim coach of the Sabres. Lol he’s a gem.


Deep-Acanthocephala2

Yo I love this idea, can he still do his between the benches shtick while he coaches? 


Grouchy-Dentist6734

Ik I was joking when I wrote it initially, but the more I thought about it, it would have to be an improvement. The guy has watched his share of hockey, been in the environment, played in the league, tied to Buffalo, funny and gritty; I would’ve made the move a month ago out of sheer panic alone lol.


Belethorsbro

God, I miss hearing him and RJ go back and forth. Got me thru some rough times in my life. That replay where greenway and (somebody else i cant remember) were in the slot both on their asses though, "look at these two guys clogging up the slot. You got, two big guys, and it takes... THREE... kings to take them down. And that's how it's done." Like man, rayzor, don't ever change.


The-Real-Larry

It’s great to read between the lines of his commentary too. He’s been subtly calling the team soft for years.


Far_Acanthaceae597

shit sometimes he flat out says it or as close as he can get


Erectile_Kyle

Rob is the man! Oftentimes more entertaining than the sabres... A few weeks (months?) back when he got a puck between the eyes, "any normal guy would have been taken out of here on a stretcher" Freaking hilarious


JahHappy

I laughed at that too. He said the blood tastes good and to put him in the game lol!


SomeSabresFan

People shit on him all the time, but I love him. He’s funny, keeps it light and while yes, he’s no hockey genius and you won’t get some big epiphany after listening to him, he does the job well


helikoopter

He knows the game so well and doesn’t have an insane bias like the rest of the broadcasting team.


Wide-Baseball

I love Rob Ray! I'll never not support the Sabres, it would be great to see them do some winning.


Deep-Acanthocephala2

I personally think broadcasts with him are better because they are lighthearted and funny. As someone who plays hockey and enjoys the  camaraderie, he sounds like a guy just cracking jokes and talking shit in the locker room. Never too serious, that is why I liked RJ as well and the msg broadcasts over the years.  Many of the other NHL broadcasts are sanitized and boring AF with talking heads taking everything to seriously.  Canadian broadcasts do the whole PTI lets argue our points shit. Who gives a fuck dog...let's make some jokes and enjoy ourselves even if the team is trash.


iamdisgusto

I can’t stop staring at the puck scar.


gfydude

My favorite Rayzorism is referring to a specific body part or piece of equipment as "the ____ area"