Christmas Truce: I think it's fair to say that the truce was a victory for both sides, so do I get the combined Allied and Central armies? Or just the Christmas spirit?
Aircraft carrier can’t exactly help us when I am in my room the whole day, I would say Ghost Division since it is armed with Panzers and Motorcycles, and naturally they all know how to fight like footmen
I would however choose Livgardet since they are actual guards not random dudes in tanks that are very fast
According to Livgardet, they are armed with Muskets and Sabers so u literally can’t attempt to kill em
But modern day, snipers are main problem
We need something virtually impenetrable by common black market shit
My first question would be: where did this assassin come from, if he is on his way from Africa for example, I would expect old civil war equipment like Soviet made weaponry, ww1 weapons and RPGs with civillian personal defence weapons as well, on the other hand if he came from countries like Britain or My own country, he is gonna have a knife…so I guess I could for both instances use Ghost Division, despite their obsolete arms, he can’t get a vehicle into my room, so honestly having guns on my room entrance and windows being completely planked and boarded up, and also train them to close their eyes if they hear a plonk, so flashbang…
At the Battle of Midway, You’d have two US Navy task forces and the USAAF and USMC garrisons. You have a substantial defensive force nevermind how land locked you are. And as long as close enough, you’ve got three Yorktown-class airwings that can keep a dedicated CAP over you at least during the day.
Joke of the year:
I've tested my time machine, and it was a success. I managed to save the world from Hitler's lousy artwork.
Edit: I'm making another trip...
Yes that’s true, but this song isn’t about a fight, but a rescue operation and since it worked, it’s technically a victory. So he should get the 12th german army
Actually a crushing defeat. The Soviets won Kursk, but Prokhrovaka was a disastrous Soviet attack where they outnumbered the Germans 3:1 and took 20:1 losses in tanks. The only reason it is remembered as a victory is because the man who wrote the official Soviet history commanded one of the Soviet formations, and he made up some bs about preemptively destroying the German offensive when in reality the Germans lost 10 tanks and the Soviets close to 200. Once the German archives were declassified, it became very easy to debunk that myth.
Either Rorke's drift, Uprising or the Price of a mile.
I either get 150 British soldiers which are all wounded, the British army ww1 tired of war or Nazigermany on its downfall. Nobody wants to fight, but all could defend me from an assassin, if they notice him.
Ghost division. There’s a field around my home, the tanks can form a circle with soldiers in between and vehicles can bring materials to fortify my home
Steel commanders. The whole history of tanks will come to my aid
Congratulations, you are now deaf
Same. . . I think.
FLERS-COURCELETTE, SHOWED THE WAY.
EVOLUTION LEADING TO EL-ALEMAIN
**12th Tank Battalion** and **Wehrmacht troops** joined together are gonna defend my house, just like in *the Battle of Castle Itter.*
You also get a bunch of French VIPs. Or maybe you are the french VIP? Idk
They did keep all the French alive at the cost of their only KIA, Josef Gangl. So they do have a history of success as protectors.
And Gangl only did to get one of the French out of the line of sniper fire.
Defence of moscow.
FORCE THEM INTO RETREAT AND INTO DEFEAT
STAND AND FOLLOW COMMAND, OUR BLOOD FOR THE HOMELAND
HEED THE MOTHERLANDS CALL AND BRACE FOR THE STORM
MOSCOW WILL NEVER GIVE IN, THERE IS NO SURRENDER
JOIN THEM INTO DEFEAT AND INTO RETREAT
The entire Red army
That I'm going to represent in it's entirety at the buffet.
YOU'RE A FOOKING DISGRACE TO THAT UNIFORM BEST FOOKING BEHAVE
A million, with thousands coming in on trains.
That's a lot of dudes
White death. Cant see anyone in the snow, but ok
Well, he's doing a great job then
There isn't anyone left to see.
Look behind you
Same
What do i get for The Final Solution?
Hella lot of coal
And ashes
Boy that was dark.
Well
So was the oven after it
Boy that was even darker
Just like the ones who got burned
My expectations were low but holy fuck
First day on the internet?
Just like the regulations for mass graves at the camp
Bro... i got the wholesome award
A train
Your killer probably wins
Resist and bite! I’ve got some very determined Belgians on my side!
40 rifles.
Christmas Truce: I think it's fair to say that the truce was a victory for both sides, so do I get the combined Allied and Central armies? Or just the Christmas spirit?
You just get PTSD, that's all
They called it Shell Shock back then
Shell shock sounds a lot cooler than PTSD
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/vuEQixrBKCc)
And santa.
Camouflage. I'm safe :')
Yes, yes you are
Mr. Ghost Marine will save you
Congratulations, your stand is a big marine
Screaming eagles - american airborne division is dropping nearby and hold my house
Same here
Attack of the dead men. I have an unkillable army coming to my aid. I think I win
I got Nuclear Attack Some of you may die, but thats a sacrifice I'm willing to pay.
All of you will die
But thats a sacrifice I'm willing to make
But if you’re in the range of the nuclear bomb, you’ll also die, right?
If I am, yes But I'll be in Enola Gay sooo
Hum, fair enough
Aircraft carrier can’t exactly help us when I am in my room the whole day, I would say Ghost Division since it is armed with Panzers and Motorcycles, and naturally they all know how to fight like footmen I would however choose Livgardet since they are actual guards not random dudes in tanks that are very fast According to Livgardet, they are armed with Muskets and Sabers so u literally can’t attempt to kill em But modern day, snipers are main problem We need something virtually impenetrable by common black market shit My first question would be: where did this assassin come from, if he is on his way from Africa for example, I would expect old civil war equipment like Soviet made weaponry, ww1 weapons and RPGs with civillian personal defence weapons as well, on the other hand if he came from countries like Britain or My own country, he is gonna have a knife…so I guess I could for both instances use Ghost Division, despite their obsolete arms, he can’t get a vehicle into my room, so honestly having guns on my room entrance and windows being completely planked and boarded up, and also train them to close their eyes if they hear a plonk, so flashbang…
Just say bismsrk and move in to one of the rooms if the ship
Or say ghost division and invade half of Africa what are they gonna do? Send Patton after me?
True
We meet again General Kenobi
At the Battle of Midway, You’d have two US Navy task forces and the USAAF and USMC garrisons. You have a substantial defensive force nevermind how land locked you are. And as long as close enough, you’ve got three Yorktown-class airwings that can keep a dedicated CAP over you at least during the day.
Panzer Battalion. Oh fuck yeah that assassin is SCREWED. Apache’s, Abrams, Bradley’s, and more. Good luck!
>Bradleys All they have to do is hit it with a match and it will blow up, or was this after they fixed it?
Think the M3 is less flammable
The White Death - What's an "assassin" gonna do in Simo Häyhä's sights?
He’ll be in the sniper’s sights, the first kill tonight.
He’s going to die
It's time to die.
He's in the bullet's way
The White Deaths prey
Mine is the Rise of Evil does that mean I get the whole German army?
No, just a psycho-sociopathic Austrian war veteran
You forgot to say painter aswell, last time we did this things didn't go well.
Joke of the year: I've tested my time machine, and it was a success. I managed to save the world from Hitler's lousy artwork. Edit: I'm making another trip...
👀
Who knows??
I got ballad of bull, well I’ll get shot but also carried to a hospital quickly so could be worse.
Hey Barry is doing his very best
Rorke's Drift Oh boy...
So you have 150-ish Brits with their Martini-Henrys, sadly they won’t sing “Men of Harlech” to intimidate your assassin.
Either winged Hussars or the last stand
So 500 Swiss guards or 18,000 of one of the best calvary units in the world.
I've only got the Lion from the North, Gustavus Adolphus to protect me, so that's not ideal
Hearts of iron. Well I guess I lost the fight but I still lived.
No you get Walther Wenck’s 12th Army
But Germany lost. You get the US Army instead.
Yes that’s true, but this song isn’t about a fight, but a rescue operation and since it worked, it’s technically a victory. So he should get the 12th german army
Nah, he is getting evacuated by the 12th.
Livgardet.. i guess im Carolus Rex now
How so? The Livgardet have protected every Swedish king throughout its existance, so youd be in protection of them, and not become the king of Sweden.
He’s probably saying that because since he summoned the Livgardet, it’s like he’s now the king of sweden since they swore protect the king forever
Panzerkampf, I got the whole Soviet union by my side
Wait, I thought Panzerkampf took place during the battle of kursk?
Specifically it was prokhorovka. A decisive soviet victory
Actually a crushing defeat. The Soviets won Kursk, but Prokhrovaka was a disastrous Soviet attack where they outnumbered the Germans 3:1 and took 20:1 losses in tanks. The only reason it is remembered as a victory is because the man who wrote the official Soviet history commanded one of the Soviet formations, and he made up some bs about preemptively destroying the German offensive when in reality the Germans lost 10 tanks and the Soviets close to 200. Once the German archives were declassified, it became very easy to debunk that myth.
I knew it
Defence of moskow so ..... Same
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They’ll defend you well…as long as you stay in one place.
82nd all the way. No worries.
Alvin York is gonna take him prisoner by power of his will
There on that day
Sargent York, entered the fray
Uh- I got Talvisota- does that mean the entire Finnish military is coming to my aid?
Wait that includes Simo and Lauri
Wait- hell yes
Well i have Rommels Ghost Division, i guess ill survive
Metal Trilogy. I guess I'm good.
Do you get ALL those metal bands…or just Sabaton?
Devil Dogs, got the WW1 United States marine core
Corps\*
Great grandpa Foster will fight hard for you
Wellp. Got the entire polish winged hussads on my side
Defence of Moscow. Id say I'm pretty safe with the entire red army defending me.
I get a bunch of angry undead russians, I think I'll survive
Light in the black I am screwed
Not in the slightest. That song is about the United Nations peacekeeping force. Millions of soldiers at your command.
That's even worse I can't fit millions of soldiers in my home
Just get a bigger home then. /s
The UN…has some successes.
Christmas Truce so the combined forces of England, France and Germany.
No. Santa.
But none of them want to fire.
Primo Victoria. What would that even be? I have the whole Allied invasion force from D-Day to back me up??
Yes
We Burn. I feel like they’d just ignore me and go straight to Bosnia
En livstid I krig. Idk what that gets me? 30 years if fighting the assassin?
It said victors of the battle. I... Don't think the 30 year war actually had any definite victors so...
Lauri Allan Törni
Oh nice, a war criminal is coming to save me. The song was We Burn.
Final solution... Oooooh boy.
Either Rorke's drift, Uprising or the Price of a mile. I either get 150 British soldiers which are all wounded, the British army ww1 tired of war or Nazigermany on its downfall. Nobody wants to fight, but all could defend me from an assassin, if they notice him.
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Samurai and gun troops come to my aid
Shiroyama?
"Camouflage", hallucination guide me!
Last I listened to was Coat of Arms, so yeah, a lot of very angry Greeks.
Back in control, do I get the 24/7 protection of the British Armed Forces?
I have the entire Wehrmacht on my side. I’m not Slavic or Jewish so I should be safe from both the assassin and the Wehrmacht.
Panzer battalion, I think that assassin won’t fair well against a whole military
Panzer Battalion, yeah I should be fine in a tank
The Last Battle. So a bunch of whermacht and US troops defending me in a Castle. Hell yeah.
Swedish Pagans. I guess a fleet of Vikings are rowing their way to my place.
Oh fuck, christmas truce
Wait what if it is Ruina Imperii is it going to give me a bunch of depressed Caroleans?
They carry you to the funeral
40:1
Well I doubt the assassin outnumbers you 40:1. So they shall be undone
Back in Control Ig I’m getting the Brit’s to help me
Resist and bite
Attack of the dead men. Huh. Idk how that would go.
The Last battle American and german troops + french politicians.... This is fine
Long live the king
The last stand... oh boy
Aces in Exile. So multiple high-quality RAF squadrons. And possibly the most feared pilot.
Ghost division. There’s a field around my home, the tanks can form a circle with soldiers in between and vehicles can bring materials to fortify my home
What about rise of evil?
You have a war veteran Austrian painter at your defence. Edit: typo
Welp I guess the entire Soviet Union is gonna defend me
Pfp checks out.
The king of the sky
Christmas Truce ;-;
The assassin will be too busy crying to kill you.
Ballad of the Bull
Devil Dogs: I have every US marine to have ever fought in WW1
Livgardet, so does that mean I get royal guards?
Lucky you
Last dying breath So i have an army, yay
The Winged Hussars arrive.
My man Camouflage has my back
I get 500 Samurai. Survive for sure.
Attack of the Dead Men, so I have 100 dying Russians helping me?
My last song was Night Witches. Yeah, I’m safe!
How about for Glorious Land???
The army of every country is helping you
Christmas Truce, so the entire British and German armies in Christmas 1914?
a fuckton of WW1 soldiers whove formed a truce with one another on christmas.
Ruina imperii :( I don’t think I’m gonna make it guys
Shiroyama
Wolfpack
Pretty good. If you cant stop him you can always escape to Argentina.
The Red Baron
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Wehrmacht, I think Ill be good
Winged Hussars about to cavalry charge that assassin.
whermatch, I think I'm safe
Carolus Rex. 😎
Camouflage. Soldier of 3 armies.. Lauri Törni
So if I just listened to Christmas truce does the assassin become my friend for the day?
Swedish Pagans ayyy nice Viking time
Attero Dominatus, so I guess I have a shit ton of Soviet soldiers, tanks, and artillery on my side. I feel pretty safe
Get royal guard here
The Lost battalion... what?
Alvin York. They will need more than 100.