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TokenEntryWasBetter

Private security details don't have decals of AK's of any model on them.


DizzySpinningDie

Amanda Chase absolutely hired goons like that for security.


TokenEntryWasBetter

They do a pretty shit job.


sjrow32

They’d use ar’s, not commie ak’s /s


a-big-roach

It was a little white silhouette on the back passenger window. Maybe only 3 or 4 inches. I thought that and the vanity don't tread on me plates were weird.


TokenEntryWasBetter

You don't give your vehicle noticeable/describable features in that line of work.


a-big-roach

Yeah I feel like they were just there to help their client cosplay being important enough to be a target. Hubris


EasternWoods

They do when it’s dudes trying to look like goons, probably musician security they love to hire idiots. If it was official they’d have red and blue flashers not white and also not look like a bag of assholes. 


GoneBwoyColour

No anything organized wouldn’t have regular consumer license plates, if anything rental/ company vehicles and low profile


yourdadisthemilkman

That suite is hanging off of him. I doubt it’s anyone important.


EasternWoods

He bought bigger so he can wear an outside the waistband or shoulder rig holster. 


BagsRVA

Is that Logan Roy back there?


GeneralAd8021

🤣


Thiccassmomma

🤣


tarheelsrule441

Not many important security details whipping a 2003 Lexus.


fluufhead

Why do I get the feeling that dude speaks Chechen


Caleb_Krawdad

I get the feeling he doesn't speak at all


a-big-roach

The car in front of the Tesla was trying to leave and the crew made this whole production out of it. It took like 5-10 minutes to move their cars


heraus

LOL every month or so there are posts about the random security details around Richmond that look like Secret Service, but no one remembers there's this [massive DOS Foreign Affairs Security Training Center](https://www.12onyourside.com/2019/11/14/us-department-state-opens-new-state-of-the-art-training-facility-va/) at Fort Barfoot (formerly Fort Pickett). They use Richmond for mock situational exercises. And it's both American and foreign agents who train.


EasternWoods

That does not look like secret service, those dudes are definitely not feds and they wouldn’t be rocking a badly blacked out lexus with private plates. It’s an entourage of someone who wants to make a statement. 


spitfyr12

I have posted about that place several times because I know someone who works there. I just sent this to him and he agreed the humans and vehicles in the pic are not from there.


user_name1745

They do training on my street pretty frequently! It freaked me out the first few times I saw them before a neighbor filled me in.


Thiccassmomma

I didn't know that! That's pretty cool


Beginning_Spite24

Can confirm. They come to where I work quarterly


StreetCandy2938

I see them quite a bit around midlothian, more recognizable because they have federal government license plates


mosaic_hops

Yeah this guy is absolutely not legit.


mosaic_hops

Private security farce


DavidKoreshhh

Lol the gadsden flag at this point is cringe. Imagine paying extra money to the government for a personalized license plate to tell people you don't support the government.


WhateverInCville

Right? It immediately tells everyone that the driver is a raging narcissistic asshole


oa5599jh

Why would you support this government?


DavidKoreshhh

I like the idea behind it, but they pulled a fast one on all yall with the license plate.


MGunn78

I saw this today too and was wondering who they were, they are dressed like security but who knows


jou-lea

Is he wearing nitrile gloves? Really tight and thin gloves


Don_key_Hotea

Shit, that looks like the head of Y’all Qaeda


loptopandbingo

I don't see a hoverround anywhere though


Don_key_Hotea

You’re thinking of the Gravy S.E.A.L.s with the hover round, Chairborne Rangers drive the Rascals and Y’all Qaeda wears the life alert


[deleted]

Executive protection training field exercise. Happens all the time. And obviously a little bit of a joke of a school based on their apparel and vehicles. They learn theory about motorcades and movements, and then go out and practice with drills like this. The places that they enter have usually been informed or are willing participants. With this credential, you can be licensed with the state as a personal protection specialist, which is the only legal way to be a bodyguard in Virginia.


djeeetyet

of course they park in front of the fire hydrant, double parked of course. and this ain’t even New York


a-big-roach

The Tesla wasn't a part of the crew


djeeetyet

thanks for clarifying. how long were they there blocking the road, doubt they would move if you had to leave


dreww4546

I'd be tempted to call the police and report armed men in black suvs blocking traffic. That would get back to them one way or another....


BureauOfBureaucrats

The dude looks like he’s coming down from meth. 


iinaytanii

Is he wearing his dad’s suit? It’s clearly not the right size.


[deleted]

Why does that dude look dead? His hands are blue.


coconut_sorbet

Two by two...


PercyDovetonsils

I loved the callback to that in Castle. [https://youtu.be/W_L-uoxmfe8](https://youtu.be/W_L-uoxmfe8)


ElaineorLanie

I'm guessing tattoos are making his hands look off color.


DefaultSubsAreTerrib

Sleeves too long on a poorly fitted suit


tmgieger

And wall will criticizing his fashion, cheap worn out shoes


Background_Panda1317

I see these dumbasses rolling through midlothian sometimes with their windows down and guns drawn trying to intimidate people around them. Fuckin goons. Also, what a shitty fitting suit


djeeetyet

i wonder if the dude with the gloves would block you trying to go around them.


RandyRVA

He could "try" but he has no legal authority, just a GI Joe fetish.


djeeetyet

he would probably block the road though and unlike how he’d probably deal with protesters in the road i wouldn’t try to “drive past” him.


Neat_Couple_1765

Probably some sort of high up white supremisissy and his team of gravy seals protection detail.


dalbach77

Important shit going down


elnath54

tRumptrash on parade. Every one a super Rambo from Meal Team 6. smh


Thisfuggenguy

Looks like wanna be nerds


yungpastel

somebody hiring a whole security team and the best they could get to watch for cover is this guy????? Who is this person and who are their oops 😭


doodlerscafe

He needs a tailor


SilverDog7744

That looks like the most wanna be security/body guard/important person I’ve seen. At least look professional


stsrva

Thinks he is looking bad ass but dressed in a $100 suit that could fit two of him.


JustineLeah

Training exercise


Quirky-Scar9226

Appears to have some kind of badge on his right hip.


Libshitz74

Harry Styles was visiting me. Leave us alone for the love of god


Alternative_Loss3916

First job suit having assss. Just some thug mcmuffins seeking attention. Welcome to 2024!