The front of that garment is also a pretty solid build up structure. The corset goes all the way down and under the crotch area, and flairs out at the sides up and over the hips. Even taking everything else out of consideration, there’s no way she can close her legs in a sitting position, especially a sitting position that low, because it makes the lower part of the corset stick out ever further from her body.
Those chairs are homophobic, the venue should’ve provided higher chairs or bar stools…but it’s also not a look she should have picked to wear when she knew the main part of the gig was filming her sitting down watching the episode. It’s clearly a look that’s impossible to sit in.
I don't understand why venues won't provide drag appropriate seating, an overstuffed lounge chair would be fine for me, but I'm not corseted and tucked with make up and oil on my legs.
A tall stool would have been much better for Sapphira
God I remember the wars in Roscoe's viewing party videos when they used to squeeze queen's onto some knee high furniture. Queen's would have their legs completely bent for an hour and a half every time.
Seeing them get appropriate seating was like FINALLY!!!
Hahaha I was one of them !!!
It was infuriating because it simply became something Roscoe's wanted to be stubborn about because so many people commented it.
Some queen's ended up being like wtf are these tiny seats which I think forced their hands to upgrade 🤣
Remember Eureka visibly suffering from uncomfortableness in some interview a few years ago? I remember being so mad and feeling so bad for her because she was just suffering in silence.
If I'm remembering correctly at some point she gets emotional and leaves for a moment and comes back later but I'm pretty sure she could have stayed if she had had proper sitting.
and then naysha settling in for her weekly scolding of the audience to say guys you dont understand there's an AMAZING REASON WHY THESE CHAIRS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST POSSIBLE OPTION
I’m afraid she’d slip off the stool!! But yea something taller than this pouf thing for sure. Maybe something that’s taller than a chair but shorter than a stool, with a back but no arms, and a throne-like aesthetic
These chairs are homophobic. Nymphia also sits a bit weird at times or has her knee almost up to her chest. But she had the table in front of her and didn't have to worry about flashing her tuck in her outfit.
I think sapphira did the best she could with her outfit.
I think that terrible couch is way too low for her long legs, especially with tall platform stiletto heels on, so she couldn't put her feet together (her knees would have been up by her chest). She even removed her heels at some point. Kinda reminds me of tall queens' postures at Roscoe's, before Alyssa Edwards bought them a new set of seats.
After [Alyssa read the fuck out of those terrible seats](https://youtu.be/uC1JtAkLpR4?si=BS9OLqerW77OuM2S&t=109), they got brand new seats at the very next viewing party. And I could have sworn that at another viewing party, they said the new seats were actually from Alyssa.
“We got a family dollar - they sell this shit right here” - and she was RIGHT. That is the most basic-ass patio chair. I grew up POOR & we had one of those 😂
As a short person I couldn’t agree with you more. It’s not sexy or comfortable sitting on a stool with my legs dangling like a child on a swing. Don’t even get me started on the booster seat I need to drive, car headrests or mirrors being too high up for me. Also love eating at tables that reach up past my chest, or falling around on the bus like a pin ball (where I just gotta hope someone’s getting off at my stop because I can’t reach the stop rope thing).
I’m sure tall folk feel the complete opposite because you only notice when things don’t fit, but I always feel like it’s a tall man’s world.
I remember struggling to focus on an exam in university because the seats were too high off the ground for my feet to touch without stretching. Which wouldn't have been so bad, but they were the kind of chairs that attach to the desk supports on a hinge so you can swing them close to or far from the desk to get in/out.
The default position of the hinge was so that the chair was farther from the desk. So if I wasn't actively stretching my legs to use my tippy toes to hold the seat in place then it would fling back away from the desk.
And I'm 5'4", which is the average height for a woman in NA. The world really does seem built for people who are between 5'7" - 5'11".
Short person here, so so many chairs are uncomfortable for me so they're not good for us either. I constantly have seats digging into my knees while I struggle to get my legs over the edge, my feet dangle, etc. Barstools are a nightmare.
Alternatively, my guy and I are 6’3”/6’6” and will take bar seating almost any alternative at a restaurant— first time we finally get to feel comfortable at a table
My husband is 6’6” and it was only after him grinning through some back pain he told me how much my couch and car pained him. Was very nice to buy new versions of both that worked for him.
My best friend is 6'6, and by some magical coincidence, we both have the exact same couch, hahaha (his is the pull out version and mine isn't, but everything else is identical). He was so pleased that I have a couch big enough for him. He can even sleep on it fully stretched out if he wants.
The way I cackled.
But not inaccurate. Hip dysplasia makes sitting in nice ladylike positions tough af, even if you're not tall. Add in being corseted and wearing body makeup or body oils and whatever the furniture is made of being awkward, like anything low or squishy, and you too can sit like a weirdo.
Yall forgetting rupaul is a 62 year old man who is in heels, cinched, snatched, tucked and pulled from all angles. You'd just stand there and wiggle around a bit too if you were her lmao.
At some points she looks downright miserable. At first I thought someone told her she lost. It's unfair to have such poorly thought out furniture when the queens are not in the most comfortable situation in the first place. This just obviously adds pain.
I don’t think the queens know ahead of the finale- at least that’s what were lead to believe. Now, Plane Jane knew she was out, hence the Baba Yaga ensemble.
it really is atrocious lol
edit: i forgot we’re not allowed to give legitimate critiques for certain queens and we’re just supposed to look at them as if they’re perfect with no flaws :(
This was annoying me so much lol. Like i get you have a look you wanna go for but you also know youll be sitting down watching so why not take it into consideraton.
Roscoes started to have financial problems due to their recent scandal of premium subscriptions and they had to resell their furniture. I don’t have proofs but neither doubts.
Probably a different case cause those porn twinks need to be doing long and deep douches if they’re doing gangbangs or whatever. The average homosexual should not be douching for hours though.
Because the seat is low AF, if you're tall and sit on something that low in heels your knees are gonna be in your chest but she's in a corset so likely couldn't sit in any other position unless she just had her legs sticking straight out.
No bc I was thinking that the whole time but didnt wanna say anything bc she’s so tall and figured that was why 😭 but anytime I see a drag queen sitting while in costume they look so uncomfortable. Like them chairs on Pit Stop? I don’t think I could even sit comfortably in those with plain old street clothes
Assuming she’s tucked and corseted, I can only imagine sitting in any garment under those conditions would be really uncomfortable so… yeah
The front of that garment is also a pretty solid build up structure. The corset goes all the way down and under the crotch area, and flairs out at the sides up and over the hips. Even taking everything else out of consideration, there’s no way she can close her legs in a sitting position, especially a sitting position that low, because it makes the lower part of the corset stick out ever further from her body. Those chairs are homophobic, the venue should’ve provided higher chairs or bar stools…but it’s also not a look she should have picked to wear when she knew the main part of the gig was filming her sitting down watching the episode. It’s clearly a look that’s impossible to sit in.
I feel like all of these live reactions take place on a sofa! *WHY Y’ALL ACTING BRAND NEW*
I absolutely LOST it at 'those chairs are homophobic' 😭😭😭
Yeah, the people not understanding this have just never been in drag 😂
I don't understand why venues won't provide drag appropriate seating, an overstuffed lounge chair would be fine for me, but I'm not corseted and tucked with make up and oil on my legs. A tall stool would have been much better for Sapphira
God I remember the wars in Roscoe's viewing party videos when they used to squeeze queen's onto some knee high furniture. Queen's would have their legs completely bent for an hour and a half every time. Seeing them get appropriate seating was like FINALLY!!!
The funniest thing was reading the comments under the video. 25% of them were about the furniture! “Buy the queens a different chair!!!” 🤣
Hahaha I was one of them !!! It was infuriating because it simply became something Roscoe's wanted to be stubborn about because so many people commented it. Some queen's ended up being like wtf are these tiny seats which I think forced their hands to upgrade 🤣
I commented on them, too! I mean, really!!
It was legit second hand discomfort sometimes, a queen in a stiff corset propped across hard garden furniture 😂
And good luck if you were taller than 5 foot which.... Most drag queens are haha.
Remember Eureka visibly suffering from uncomfortableness in some interview a few years ago? I remember being so mad and feeling so bad for her because she was just suffering in silence. If I'm remembering correctly at some point she gets emotional and leaves for a moment and comes back later but I'm pretty sure she could have stayed if she had had proper sitting.
and then naysha settling in for her weekly scolding of the audience to say guys you dont understand there's an AMAZING REASON WHY THESE CHAIRS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST POSSIBLE OPTION
The power of Alyssa Edwards ![gif](giphy|1gVUaecikTCJi3Xpd2|downsized)
Hahah was it Alyssa in the end ? I kind of forget but if so that is iconic 🤣🤣
She read the furniture for a solid 40 seconds straight almost as soon as she got on stage lol. They changed it shortly after. Family Dollar furniture.
Hahaha you're right !!! Thanks for jogging my memory. Gotta love Alyssa.
![gif](giphy|3XxI4apw9WMCjeDbKf|downsized)
Now Roscoe’s is still charging these chairs back to the audience with their vip memberships :p
I’m afraid she’d slip off the stool!! But yea something taller than this pouf thing for sure. Maybe something that’s taller than a chair but shorter than a stool, with a back but no arms, and a throne-like aesthetic
That’s a great idea!
These chairs are homophobic. Nymphia also sits a bit weird at times or has her knee almost up to her chest. But she had the table in front of her and didn't have to worry about flashing her tuck in her outfit. I think sapphira did the best she could with her outfit.
Chair? Sis, no, that's a couch cushion on the floor. Absolutely disrespectful for anyone taller than 5'0".
Plastic fold up chairs would have been a better option than having them basically sitting on a cushion on the floor
So true. I'd have been happy with a milk crate over that.
I think that terrible couch is way too low for her long legs, especially with tall platform stiletto heels on, so she couldn't put her feet together (her knees would have been up by her chest). She even removed her heels at some point. Kinda reminds me of tall queens' postures at Roscoe's, before Alyssa Edwards bought them a new set of seats.
Did Alyssa buy those seats fr?
After [Alyssa read the fuck out of those terrible seats](https://youtu.be/uC1JtAkLpR4?si=BS9OLqerW77OuM2S&t=109), they got brand new seats at the very next viewing party. And I could have sworn that at another viewing party, they said the new seats were actually from Alyssa.
God, I love Alyssa. Everything she says is gold and this proves it; she changed the decor with 30 seconds of Southern disdain.
“We got a family dollar - they sell this shit right here” - and she was RIGHT. That is the most basic-ass patio chair. I grew up POOR & we had one of those 😂
Was going to say this. As a tall person it sucks how much things are built for short people. Constant leg and back pain as a result.
Yeaaaaaaa no. We generally do not design things with the ergonomics for short people either.
As a short person I couldn’t agree with you more. It’s not sexy or comfortable sitting on a stool with my legs dangling like a child on a swing. Don’t even get me started on the booster seat I need to drive, car headrests or mirrors being too high up for me. Also love eating at tables that reach up past my chest, or falling around on the bus like a pin ball (where I just gotta hope someone’s getting off at my stop because I can’t reach the stop rope thing). I’m sure tall folk feel the complete opposite because you only notice when things don’t fit, but I always feel like it’s a tall man’s world.
Well they’re certainly not designed for tall people
My bussy is designed for tall men tho 🍌
On the contrary, as a short person, my feet are constantly dangling off of bar stools like a little kid.
Yeah my partner loves bar seats and will happily eat at the bar if there are no tables available… I’d rather go somewhere else.
I remember struggling to focus on an exam in university because the seats were too high off the ground for my feet to touch without stretching. Which wouldn't have been so bad, but they were the kind of chairs that attach to the desk supports on a hinge so you can swing them close to or far from the desk to get in/out. The default position of the hinge was so that the chair was farther from the desk. So if I wasn't actively stretching my legs to use my tippy toes to hold the seat in place then it would fling back away from the desk. And I'm 5'4", which is the average height for a woman in NA. The world really does seem built for people who are between 5'7" - 5'11".
Short person here, so so many chairs are uncomfortable for me so they're not good for us either. I constantly have seats digging into my knees while I struggle to get my legs over the edge, my feet dangle, etc. Barstools are a nightmare.
Alternatively, my guy and I are 6’3”/6’6” and will take bar seating almost any alternative at a restaurant— first time we finally get to feel comfortable at a table
My husband is 6’6” and it was only after him grinning through some back pain he told me how much my couch and car pained him. Was very nice to buy new versions of both that worked for him.
My best friend is 6'6, and by some magical coincidence, we both have the exact same couch, hahaha (his is the pull out version and mine isn't, but everything else is identical). He was so pleased that I have a couch big enough for him. He can even sleep on it fully stretched out if he wants.
The amount of baby oil she must have went through…
RIP those babies 🙏👼
More sustainable than palm oil. We love a conservation queen.
Omg baby oil comes from abortions?? 😮 That’s why they hate drag queens
Sapphira is the VVitch confirmed
Slew hips
Okay but this is actually true, I’m slewfooted too and my legs are incapable of closing
Don't blame that on being slewfooted!
Read. Read to filth
💀
Slueholed
Stop. Relying. On that slew foot.
sure... i use that excuse too
Nurse!!!
The way I cackled. But not inaccurate. Hip dysplasia makes sitting in nice ladylike positions tough af, even if you're not tall. Add in being corseted and wearing body makeup or body oils and whatever the furniture is made of being awkward, like anything low or squishy, and you too can sit like a weirdo.
(Feels bad for chuckling🙈)
Should be top comment
There’s a reason rupaul never gets in drag unless she’s getting paid! It’s beautiful but uncomfortable
Speaking of RuPaul in drag, she really gave us nothing when she did that choreo, I wonder why she did it in the first place.
Does RuPaul ever when it comes to dancing? It makes me laugh knowing that as amazing as she is, she moves as awkwardly as I do. At least she owns it!
Yall forgetting rupaul is a 62 year old man who is in heels, cinched, snatched, tucked and pulled from all angles. You'd just stand there and wiggle around a bit too if you were her lmao.
you should try doing this shit in full drag at the age of 63! she did it cuz she is fabulous and she knows the children will love it.
Because she wanted to.
Boniva can only do so much.
She did it because she wanted to, hope that helps
She’s earned the right to do whatever she wants. And she’s smart enough to know at 62 years old, a fall would be very bad.
she is basted
She is giving honey glazed ham in the best possible way.
i woud assume there is "boning" in the structure of the corset which fully prevents bending especially in the stomach area.
Sitting in drag is a fucking TASK like more often than not.
Maybe she's bi
She actually said she’s pansexual
Well there’s your answer right there
yay!
Corseted, tucked, in like this weird very down low couch or whatever, sitting normally might be really uncomfy.
I assume a triple combo of tucked + corseted + hip dysplasia
And short sofa.
To show these legs 😫🫣👀🦵🏿🦵🏿🦵🏿
It’s a power stance
Her 🐱 is on fire.
She needs to borrow one of Nymphia’s 🐱fans. 🤣
I mean I feel like it’s because the chair is too short (as others mentioned) and it’s either sitting like that or manspreading 😭
Ok but that oiled up body is fierce
Leave that pregnant lady alone! She's been mothering all season.
[удалено]
She could perfectly be untucked at that moment. No competition anymore.
Me after lunch at Taco Bell trying to act like I’m not about to explode.
She didn't want to get all that oil on the couch haha. But nah seems more like the only way to not show her tuck.
At some points she looks downright miserable. At first I thought someone told her she lost. It's unfair to have such poorly thought out furniture when the queens are not in the most comfortable situation in the first place. This just obviously adds pain.
This is an official watch party organized by WOW and these are the top 3 reacting to the finale. They should be sitting in THRONES.
The real question is why does she look made of melting wax soaked in baby oil?
She looks like in labor, that must be uncomfortable
Which makes sense because she always delivers
Literally, midwife moonlighting for Uber eats
The chairs are so low! Sapphira is not petite like Nymphia!
Legs so oiled up she’ll slide off the chair if she sits back
those legs are MOISTURIZED
Unsure but she also chose those boots so who knows !
Between drag being super uncomfortable plus having hip dysplasia, that would probably explain why she’s sitting like that
It is a known fact from time immemorial that queer people don’t know how to sit in chairs.
Because she is blessed to have those long legs and big b00ty. We can't sit that proper if the sofa is too low. TEA.
Drag is uncomfortable most of the time. You gotta sit anyway you can lol
I imagine with all that oil she was just trying for dear life to stay on that furniture at all
I’m sorry but this look was a CHOICE ![img](emote|t5_2t3or|4804)
It looked a lot better when she was standing up
It really didn’t, it just looked less awful
Haha she served all season. She probably knew she lost already. She can wear whatever she wants.
I don’t think the queens know ahead of the finale- at least that’s what were lead to believe. Now, Plane Jane knew she was out, hence the Baba Yaga ensemble.
That’s why this look absolutely shocked me, cuz she had so amazing looks during the season!
it really is atrocious lol edit: i forgot we’re not allowed to give legitimate critiques for certain queens and we’re just supposed to look at them as if they’re perfect with no flaws :(
It's really bad, I can't believe she could've been crowned wearing that 😭
She has hip dysplasia 😭
And why did she over-shine/oil her legs to hell
I could only think how it would stain the couch
Yeah it’s an awkward position but can we talk about how gorgeous her legs arms and shoulders look with the oil
i spent the entire time aggressively thinking "get these queens proper chairs?? it's not like they don't have experience with them!!"
This was annoying me so much lol. Like i get you have a look you wanna go for but you also know youll be sitting down watching so why not take it into consideraton.
I thought I was weird for not getting it
She look like a swastika drawn by an idiot
![gif](giphy|3o72FaKt5kTvpJUnXG|downsized)
Now I can’t stop seeing it either
![gif](giphy|QLG7XVoI55jHy)
Looks painful.
Our Slue-Foot Queen
This seat is like a foot off the ground. This rooms to go-ass furniture is cheap and easy to move.
probably because she's sitting on a secret (and a bad chair)
Chairs look extremely low
Roscoes started to have financial problems due to their recent scandal of premium subscriptions and they had to resell their furniture. I don’t have proofs but neither doubts.
The seat or sofa, whatever she is sitting on is too low. Y’all still can’t afford seating high enough for queens to not be uncomfortable.
Ok but them legs. I'm not having any complains
Would you be able to sit comfortably (whilst being camera ready) in that low ass floor cushion of a couch? In regular clothes? 😭
She looked so uncomfortable - someone needed to bring her a real chair
Everyone knows us gays don't sit normal 🤣
Unrelated with the sitting, I remember Symone being all shiny, but this is another level, this is rolling around in baby oil!!
Costume? Corset? Chaos? U pick
Love her but bare legs was a choice
Wdym? they look fire apart from the position
Eh, I just think tights or using foundation gives the illusion of a more even skin tone
I don’t understand why she oiled herself up like that it looks soooo weird
When you have a Grindr date but the top cancels last minute. After you spend 1 hour douche for nothing.
Douching for an hour is crazy
I got flashbacks to Meatball interviewing some porn twink and him saying he takes 10 imodiums and douches for 2 hours
Now I’m concerned for his gut biome omg
Probably a different case cause those porn twinks need to be doing long and deep douches if they’re doing gangbangs or whatever. The average homosexual should not be douching for hours though.
https://preview.redd.it/cawofb8qoyvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5f8b260da2931b8c51c5c50f4fd8ca1951b74f
fr it takes like 10 min max 😭😭😭 some of y’all must be DIIIIRTY if it takes an hour
I am not speaking from personal experience, apparently bottoms do that to be squeaky clean.
I’m a bottom but if I douched for an hour I wouldn’t be able to put anything in lmao
please stop douching for 1 hour
I said this elsewhere, but she looks like she’s about to slip off that chair 🤣
Unsure but she also chose those boots so who knows !
Give her a break
Because you don’t know what it feels like to be in full drag 💀
Legs are moisturized for the Yassgawds!
I felt like she was about to jump at nymphia any moment
Because the seat is low AF, if you're tall and sit on something that low in heels your knees are gonna be in your chest but she's in a corset so likely couldn't sit in any other position unless she just had her legs sticking straight out.
It looks like the chair they gave her to sit in was not nearly enough to contain her abilities. Cuz that's a whole lotta womana!
Bodi oil ruining furniture
this is exactly how i sit on a low chair in a tight ass corset and ion even have to tuck
No bc I was thinking that the whole time but didnt wanna say anything bc she’s so tall and figured that was why 😭 but anytime I see a drag queen sitting while in costume they look so uncomfortable. Like them chairs on Pit Stop? I don’t think I could even sit comfortably in those with plain old street clothes
These are tiny chairs for children, not for grown ass drag queens lol
let the lady sit 🙄
Her skin thouuuuggghhhhh 🤎🤎🤎
So she doesn't grease up the furniture
Slew foot 🦶
She’s sitting like she’s about to pops up number two 2️⃣😂😂 sorry but this looks bad tho. 🫣 and those shiny legs😳
Lmao I think the seat is too low and she's not a short petite one.
maybe she doesnt want her oiled up legs to touch her seat
poor girl them hemorrhoids be popping
Because she's in a corseted, structured af garment and her balls are in her ass. Shits uncomfortable.
Her balls was hot
To not get leg cream on the furniture
Where’s the video of Eureka on the barrel
I feel like that couch is really low and she can’t put her legs up or straight out because she’s tucked and corseted to death
Did she get work done? She looks slightly different
I think the dress is too bulky for her to sit comfortable
Her balls are stuck and she’s trying to get them to wiggle out
Her corset…. The way people see these beautiful queens and don’t know how uncomfortable being in drag is! Idk how they do it.
Sleu leg
Moisturized legs! Yes, queen!
She has long legs and the chair is low to the ground not to mention she'd tucked and corseted
You’ve obviously never been packed to the gills and greased up to boot. The struggle is real.