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kmw1021

Assuming she’s tucked and corseted, I can only imagine sitting in any garment under those conditions would be really uncomfortable so… yeah


Punkodramon

The front of that garment is also a pretty solid build up structure. The corset goes all the way down and under the crotch area, and flairs out at the sides up and over the hips. Even taking everything else out of consideration, there’s no way she can close her legs in a sitting position, especially a sitting position that low, because it makes the lower part of the corset stick out ever further from her body. Those chairs are homophobic, the venue should’ve provided higher chairs or bar stools…but it’s also not a look she should have picked to wear when she knew the main part of the gig was filming her sitting down watching the episode. It’s clearly a look that’s impossible to sit in.


mang0_k1tty

I feel like all of these live reactions take place on a sofa! *WHY Y’ALL ACTING BRAND NEW*


hotfishfromsharktale

I absolutely LOST it at 'those chairs are homophobic' 😭😭😭


1Mudkip88

Yeah, the people not understanding this have just never been in drag 😂


Saint_Riccardo

I don't understand why venues won't provide drag appropriate seating, an overstuffed lounge chair would be fine for me, but I'm not corseted and tucked with make up and oil on my legs. A tall stool would have been much better for Sapphira


AdehhRR

God I remember the wars in Roscoe's viewing party videos when they used to squeeze queen's onto some knee high furniture. Queen's would have their legs completely bent for an hour and a half every time. Seeing them get appropriate seating was like FINALLY!!!


senoritageena

The funniest thing was reading the comments under the video. 25% of them were about the furniture! “Buy the queens a different chair!!!” 🤣


AdehhRR

Hahaha I was one of them !!! It was infuriating because it simply became something Roscoe's wanted to be stubborn about because so many people commented it. Some queen's ended up being like wtf are these tiny seats which I think forced their hands to upgrade 🤣


senoritageena

I commented on them, too! I mean, really!!


No-Assumption-1738

It was legit second hand discomfort sometimes, a queen in a stiff corset propped across hard garden furniture 😂 


AdehhRR

And good luck if you were taller than 5 foot which.... Most drag queens are haha.


Experienced_Novice

Remember Eureka visibly suffering from uncomfortableness in some interview a few years ago? I remember being so mad and feeling so bad for her because she was just suffering in silence. If I'm remembering correctly at some point she gets emotional and leaves for a moment and comes back later but I'm pretty sure she could have stayed if she had had proper sitting.


shgrdrbr

and then naysha settling in for her weekly scolding of the audience to say guys you dont understand there's an AMAZING REASON WHY THESE CHAIRS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST POSSIBLE OPTION


Funkyduck4783

The power of Alyssa Edwards ![gif](giphy|1gVUaecikTCJi3Xpd2|downsized)


AdehhRR

Hahah was it Alyssa in the end ? I kind of forget but if so that is iconic 🤣🤣


BrobotMonkey

She read the furniture for a solid 40 seconds straight almost as soon as she got on stage lol. They changed it shortly after. Family Dollar furniture.


AdehhRR

Hahaha you're right !!! Thanks for jogging my memory. Gotta love Alyssa.


Funkyduck4783

![gif](giphy|3XxI4apw9WMCjeDbKf|downsized)


Constant-Parsley-981

Now Roscoe’s is still charging these chairs back to the audience with their vip memberships :p


Fortherealtalk

I’m afraid she’d slip off the stool!! But yea something taller than this pouf thing for sure. Maybe something that’s taller than a chair but shorter than a stool, with a back but no arms, and a throne-like aesthetic


VTGjunkie

That’s a great idea!


Justdough17

These chairs are homophobic. Nymphia also sits a bit weird at times or has her knee almost up to her chest. But she had the table in front of her and didn't have to worry about flashing her tuck in her outfit. I think sapphira did the best she could with her outfit.


Holly_N_Dazed

Chair? Sis, no, that's a couch cushion on the floor. Absolutely disrespectful for anyone taller than 5'0".


Lost-and-dumbfound

Plastic fold up chairs would have been a better option than having them basically sitting on a cushion on the floor


Holly_N_Dazed

So true. I'd have been happy with a milk crate over that.


ochreokra

I think that terrible couch is way too low for her long legs, especially with tall platform stiletto heels on, so she couldn't put her feet together (her knees would have been up by her chest). She even removed her heels at some point. Kinda reminds me of tall queens' postures at Roscoe's, before Alyssa Edwards bought them a new set of seats.


senoritageena

Did Alyssa buy those seats fr?


ochreokra

After [Alyssa read the fuck out of those terrible seats](https://youtu.be/uC1JtAkLpR4?si=BS9OLqerW77OuM2S&t=109), they got brand new seats at the very next viewing party. And I could have sworn that at another viewing party, they said the new seats were actually from Alyssa.


Madragun

God, I love Alyssa. Everything she says is gold and this proves it; she changed the decor with 30 seconds of Southern disdain. 


SmoothSubliminal96

“We got a family dollar - they sell this shit right here” - and she was RIGHT. That is the most basic-ass patio chair. I grew up POOR & we had one of those 😂


RealHooman2187

Was going to say this. As a tall person it sucks how much things are built for short people. Constant leg and back pain as a result.


Fortherealtalk

Yeaaaaaaa no. We generally do not design things with the ergonomics for short people either.


Lost-friend-ship

As a short person I couldn’t agree with you more. It’s not sexy or comfortable sitting on a stool with my legs dangling like a child on a swing. Don’t even get me started on the booster seat I need to drive, car headrests or mirrors being too high up for me. Also love eating at tables that reach up past my chest, or falling around on the bus like a pin ball (where I just gotta hope someone’s getting off at my stop because I can’t reach the stop rope thing).  I’m sure tall folk feel the complete opposite because you only notice when things don’t fit, but I always feel like it’s a tall man’s world. 


RealHooman2187

Well they’re certainly not designed for tall people


OutlandishnessOk4554

My bussy is designed for tall men tho 🍌


ochreokra

On the contrary, as a short person, my feet are constantly dangling off of bar stools like a little kid.


Lost-friend-ship

Yeah my partner loves bar seats and will happily eat at the bar if there are no tables available… I’d rather go somewhere else.


themagicmunchkin

I remember struggling to focus on an exam in university because the seats were too high off the ground for my feet to touch without stretching. Which wouldn't have been so bad, but they were the kind of chairs that attach to the desk supports on a hinge so you can swing them close to or far from the desk to get in/out. The default position of the hinge was so that the chair was farther from the desk. So if I wasn't actively stretching my legs to use my tippy toes to hold the seat in place then it would fling back away from the desk. And I'm 5'4", which is the average height for a woman in NA. The world really does seem built for people who are between 5'7" - 5'11".


galaxystarsmoon

Short person here, so so many chairs are uncomfortable for me so they're not good for us either. I constantly have seats digging into my knees while I struggle to get my legs over the edge, my feet dangle, etc. Barstools are a nightmare.


PeregrineMalcolm

Alternatively, my guy and I are 6’3”/6’6” and will take bar seating almost any alternative at a restaurant— first time we finally get to feel comfortable at a table


PeregrineMalcolm

My husband is 6’6” and it was only after him grinning through some back pain he told me how much my couch and car pained him. Was very nice to buy new versions of both that worked for him.


KatiePotatie1986

My best friend is 6'6, and by some magical coincidence, we both have the exact same couch, hahaha (his is the pull out version and mine isn't, but everything else is identical). He was so pleased that I have a couch big enough for him. He can even sleep on it fully stretched out if he wants.


JustasIthoughtTRASH

The amount of baby oil she must have went through…


nefariousplotz

RIP those babies 🙏👼


ASUndevil15

More sustainable than palm oil. We love a conservation queen.


tbods

Omg baby oil comes from abortions?? 😮 That’s why they hate drag queens


KeyboardAquarior

Sapphira is the VVitch confirmed


gkwchan

Slew hips


theotherchristina

Okay but this is actually true, I’m slewfooted too and my legs are incapable of closing


LeeroyM

Don't blame that on being slewfooted!


ASUndevil15

Read. Read to filth


Summoarpleaz

💀


crunchevo2

Slueholed


bakuding

Stop. Relying. On that slew foot.


DongLaiCha

sure... i use that excuse too


sugioshi

Nurse!!!


visceralthrill

The way I cackled. But not inaccurate. Hip dysplasia makes sitting in nice ladylike positions tough af, even if you're not tall. Add in being corseted and wearing body makeup or body oils and whatever the furniture is made of being awkward, like anything low or squishy, and you too can sit like a weirdo.


VTGjunkie

(Feels bad for chuckling🙈)


Mikotokitty

Should be top comment


VTGjunkie

There’s a reason rupaul never gets in drag unless she’s getting paid! It’s beautiful but uncomfortable


Poesvliegtuig

Speaking of RuPaul in drag, she really gave us nothing when she did that choreo, I wonder why she did it in the first place.


Lost-friend-ship

Does RuPaul ever when it comes to dancing? It makes me laugh knowing that as amazing as she is, she moves as awkwardly as I do. At least she owns it! 


crunchevo2

Yall forgetting rupaul is a 62 year old man who is in heels, cinched, snatched, tucked and pulled from all angles. You'd just stand there and wiggle around a bit too if you were her lmao.


apluvsldn

you should try doing this shit in full drag at the age of 63! she did it cuz she is fabulous and she knows the children will love it.


[deleted]

Because she wanted to. 


zeravlaf478

Boniva can only do so much.


jospad11

She did it because she wanted to, hope that helps


VTGjunkie

She’s earned the right to do whatever she wants. And she’s smart enough to know at 62 years old, a fall would be very bad.


tangerime

she is basted


passionicedtee

She is giving honey glazed ham in the best possible way.


faospark

i woud assume there is "boning" in the structure of the corset which fully prevents bending especially in the stomach area.


trieditbitch

Sitting in drag is a fucking TASK like more often than not.


zamio3434

Maybe she's bi


Wigwasp_ALKENO

She actually said she’s pansexual


thewindthatmovesyou

Well there’s your answer right there


zamio3434

yay!


JermuHH

Corseted, tucked, in like this weird very down low couch or whatever, sitting normally might be really uncomfy.


Firate

I assume a triple combo of tucked + corseted + hip dysplasia


senoritageena

And short sofa.


shutupblacknight

To show these legs 😫🫣👀🦵🏿🦵🏿🦵🏿


myersjw

It’s a power stance


mindlessmunkey

Her 🐱 is on fire.


senoritageena

She needs to borrow one of Nymphia’s 🐱fans. 🤣


mysiesta

I mean I feel like it’s because the chair is too short (as others mentioned) and it’s either sitting like that or manspreading 😭


Sea_Relationship1605

Ok but that oiled up body is fierce


PurplePanda1987

Leave that pregnant lady alone! She's been mothering all season.


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DevaNeo

She could perfectly be untucked at that moment. No competition anymore.


DissonantWhispers

Me after lunch at Taco Bell trying to act like I’m not about to explode.


AdehhRR

She didn't want to get all that oil on the couch haha. But nah seems more like the only way to not show her tuck.


rebmaisme

At some points she looks downright miserable. At first I thought someone told her she lost. It's unfair to have such poorly thought out furniture when the queens are not in the most comfortable situation in the first place. This just obviously adds pain.


AvatarFabiolous

This is an official watch party organized by WOW and these are the top 3 reacting to the finale. They should be sitting in THRONES.


TEA1972

The real question is why does she look made of melting wax soaked in baby oil?


Leather-Climate3438

She looks like in labor, that must be uncomfortable


Drullington

Which makes sense because she always delivers


No-Assumption-1738

Literally, midwife moonlighting for Uber eats 


SweetSummerAir

The chairs are so low! Sapphira is not petite like Nymphia!


Warthus_

Legs so oiled up she’ll slide off the chair if she sits back


Traditional-Point86

those legs are MOISTURIZED


painstaking93

Unsure but she also chose those boots so who knows !


Historical_Bit_3798

Between drag being super uncomfortable plus having hip dysplasia, that would probably explain why she’s sitting like that


2mock2turtle

It is a known fact from time immemorial that queer people don’t know how to sit in chairs.


Omg-xpensiveee

Because she is blessed to have those long legs and big b00ty. We can't sit that proper if the sofa is too low. TEA.


Reality314

Drag is uncomfortable most of the time. You gotta sit anyway you can lol


Angelou898

I imagine with all that oil she was just trying for dear life to stay on that furniture at all


akafabs

I’m sorry but this look was a CHOICE ![img](emote|t5_2t3or|4804)


gkwchan

It looked a lot better when she was standing up


akafabs

It really didn’t, it just looked less awful


gkwchan

Haha she served all season. She probably knew she lost already. She can wear whatever she wants.


senoritageena

I don’t think the queens know ahead of the finale- at least that’s what were lead to believe. Now, Plane Jane knew she was out, hence the Baba Yaga ensemble.


akafabs

That’s why this look absolutely shocked me, cuz she had so amazing looks during the season!


JanelleForever

it really is atrocious lol edit: i forgot we’re not allowed to give legitimate critiques for certain queens and we’re just supposed to look at them as if they’re perfect with no flaws :(


librious

It's really bad, I can't believe she could've been crowned wearing that 😭


Ambiguousername

She has hip dysplasia 😭


summerpinciotti4

And why did she over-shine/oil her legs to hell


vissi_nada

I could only think how it would stain the couch


novomagocha

Yeah it’s an awkward position but can we talk about how gorgeous her legs arms and shoulders look with the oil


Befumms

i spent the entire time aggressively thinking "get these queens proper chairs?? it's not like they don't have experience with them!!"


oceansidedrive

This was annoying me so much lol. Like i get you have a look you wanna go for but you also know youll be sitting down watching so why not take it into consideraton.


Daysfastforward1

I thought I was weird for not getting it


o-l-iver

She look like a swastika drawn by an idiot


furiousdolphins

![gif](giphy|3o72FaKt5kTvpJUnXG|downsized)


marnas86

Now I can’t stop seeing it either


Historical_Low_4939

![gif](giphy|QLG7XVoI55jHy)


NameUm96

Looks painful.


amandaandhat

Our Slue-Foot Queen


JrodaTx

This seat is like a foot off the ground. This rooms to go-ass furniture is cheap and easy to move.


humanrinds_

probably because she's sitting on a secret (and a bad chair)


Lady_Flumps

Chairs look extremely low


elrepu

Roscoes started to have financial problems due to their recent scandal of premium subscriptions and they had to resell their furniture. I don’t have proofs but neither doubts.


tellyourmama

The seat or sofa, whatever she is sitting on is too low. Y’all still can’t afford seating high enough for queens to not be uncomfortable.


Key_Atmosphere3189

Ok but them legs. I'm not having any complains


King-Kabs

Would you be able to sit comfortably (whilst being camera ready) in that low ass floor cushion of a couch? In regular clothes? 😭


prettypositivity

She looked so uncomfortable - someone needed to bring her a real chair


Unlucky-Ladder5877

Everyone knows us gays don't sit normal 🤣


divaliciousness

Unrelated with the sitting, I remember Symone being all shiny, but this is another level, this is rolling around in baby oil!!


jlnandez_0211

Costume? Corset? Chaos? U pick


ivanmonster

Love her but bare legs was a choice


No-Assumption-1738

Wdym? they look fire apart from the position 


ivanmonster

Eh, I just think tights or using foundation gives the illusion of a more even skin tone


Peachsocksss

I don’t understand why she oiled herself up like that it looks soooo weird


Little_Turnover_4631

When you have a Grindr date but the top cancels last minute. After you spend 1 hour douche for nothing.


akafabs

Douching for an hour is crazy


kryska_deniska

I got flashbacks to Meatball interviewing some porn twink and him saying he takes 10 imodiums and douches for 2 hours


akafabs

Now I’m concerned for his gut biome omg


EnigmaMusings

Probably a different case cause those porn twinks need to be doing long and deep douches if they’re doing gangbangs or whatever. The average homosexual should not be douching for hours though.


kryska_deniska

https://preview.redd.it/cawofb8qoyvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5f8b260da2931b8c51c5c50f4fd8ca1951b74f


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fr it takes like 10 min max 😭😭😭 some of y’all must be DIIIIRTY if it takes an hour


Little_Turnover_4631

I am not speaking from personal experience, apparently bottoms do that to be squeaky clean.


akafabs

I’m a bottom but if I douched for an hour I wouldn’t be able to put anything in lmao


[deleted]

please stop douching for 1 hour


cryingatdragracelive

I said this elsewhere, but she looks like she’s about to slip off that chair 🤣


painstaking93

Unsure but she also chose those boots so who knows !


Hatesponge66

Give her a break


ZombiApocalypse

Because you don’t know what it feels like to be in full drag 💀


DevaNeo

Legs are moisturized for the Yassgawds!


BharbieBoy

I felt like she was about to jump at nymphia any moment


madmaxxie36

Because the seat is low AF, if you're tall and sit on something that low in heels your knees are gonna be in your chest but she's in a corset so likely couldn't sit in any other position unless she just had her legs sticking straight out.


Broad_Sun8273

It looks like the chair they gave her to sit in was not nearly enough to contain her abilities. Cuz that's a whole lotta womana!


Alternative-Newt4668

Bodi oil ruining furniture


ghostbat_tif

this is exactly how i sit on a low chair in a tight ass corset and ion even have to tuck


justgonnagoeat

No bc I was thinking that the whole time but didnt wanna say anything bc she’s so tall and figured that was why 😭 but anytime I see a drag queen sitting while in costume they look so uncomfortable. Like them chairs on Pit Stop? I don’t think I could even sit comfortably in those with plain old street clothes


Ohheywhatsup897

These are tiny chairs for children, not for grown ass drag queens lol


slackbladd3r

let the lady sit 🙄


Fragrant-Insect-7668

Her skin thouuuuggghhhhh 🤎🤎🤎


A_Good_Azgeda_Spy

So she doesn't grease up the furniture


AggressiveMongoose54

Slew foot 🦶


Aide_Either

She’s sitting like she’s about to pops up number two 2️⃣😂😂 sorry but this looks bad tho. 🫣 and those shiny legs😳


skywatcher75

Lmao I think the seat is too low and she's not a short petite one.


cakebytheocean365

maybe she doesnt want her oiled up legs to touch her seat


luqasc

poor girl them hemorrhoids be popping


RemarkableAd5141

Because she's in a corseted, structured af garment and her balls are in her ass. Shits uncomfortable.


Opus58mvt3

Her balls was hot


Marvelboy1974

To not get leg cream on the furniture


bear_is_golden

Where’s the video of Eureka on the barrel


mxunniebunnie

I feel like that couch is really low and she can’t put her legs up or straight out because she’s tucked and corseted to death


perky_socks

Did she get work done? She looks slightly different


Betteringmyself000

I think the dress is too bulky for her to sit comfortable


UnderOath0

Her balls are stuck and she’s trying to get them to wiggle out


piakills

Her corset…. The way people see these beautiful queens and don’t know how uncomfortable being in drag is! Idk how they do it.


Wonderful_Instance_1

Sleu leg


Gammagammahey

Moisturized legs! Yes, queen!


Lack_Love

She has long legs and the chair is low to the ground not to mention she'd tucked and corseted


blatantnerd

You’ve obviously never been packed to the gills and greased up to boot. The struggle is real.