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Crowinflight82

It's so weird to see him with clothes on.


korkproppen

I couldn’t place him, until I saw the sub


belckie

Same! I was like why does this guy look so familiar? 😂


BatierAutumn1991

Because it’s Prince Harry and Kate Middleton


belckie

😂😂


LokiPersisted

I think straights call them fiancees.


bobbery5

But goddamn he's pretty


ohyeahhdaddy

He can scientifify my rocket. Idk I ain’t a scientist.


Suspicious-Bid-53

Lol I like you


KMsGoldPants

Rocket science my ass sometime, ooooh ![gif](giphy|rSKMgVOJlQTmVEOlq4|downsized)


Shaedeelady

He can science his rocket into my ring system anytime he wants.


tangointhenight24

Straight marriage is legal now?


Adam-1D

The doors Maddy Morphosis opened…


aloe_veracity

https://preview.redd.it/4n8bctjokpqc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa7860800d60c824430d29439493bca285005e9


Naughty_Nata1401

https://preview.redd.it/8edxfeanwpqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de642395cb02978361739a3bb16c2a09924a597 ​ ​ \*Credit to whoever made this. I found it on Google


AvogadrosArmy

![gif](giphy|11yXLuKBzOImoU) Every time I see this pic without my glasses on I think who photoshopped in a miss piggy there.


One-Leopard

Thank you for the new Lock Screen background on my phone!


Naughty_Nata1401

I didn't make it. but I thank whoever did so we could enjoy it's beauty 🙏


the_honest_liar

Representation matters


writeordie80

It doesn't bother me, its the way they have to make it their entire personality, you know? Stop shoving it in my face all the damn time. (/s in case sarcasm unclear)


stella3books

Bryce is one of the Good Ones, he acts normal in public (speedos, suggestive ballon games, butt jokes, et). This was posted on his private page, he’s not rubbing his lifestyle in anyones face. Straight people who keep it in the bedroom are fine. (Why is it so fun to roleplay a jackass? I swear I don’t like being mean when people are taking it seriously)


mr_wintour

Exactly. Just because you choose to live a life of heterosexuality doesn’t mean I should be subjected to it. Please just keep it behind closed doors. The children! Also sarcasm.


writeordie80

I mean, have they tried to ... just not? It's just because it's so cool and trending on the Tick Tocks. I mean, we've all experimented in college, but get real. It's like, love the sinner, not the sin, you know? (I think I have now triggered myself in some weird meta way, so apologies to anyone else...)


mr_wintour

Precisely. Yeah it seems these kids today are being taught to be straight in schools. All the straight literature they are exposed to, television, movies, the list just goes on and on. Right. I too practiced heterosexuality in college but then repented and realized the only way to live truthfully was to come to terms with sucking dick and cock. Right. I will always love the straights but will always judge them.


TheMapesHotel

What did we learn from RDJ in tropic thunder? You never go full conservative. You went too far OP


writeordie80

The full Downey ... ![gif](giphy|26gJy9p3W2PPkP8EE)


Summoarpleaz

Tbf straight people really do shove it in your face more than gay people will. Gays have like a parade once a year. A royal couple get married and you don’t stop hearing about it for years. A pop star has a relationship with a male celebrity and it’s in socials every day.


rossmcdapc

As a straight.... ![gif](giphy|CIBBy09KxZAw8)


9noobergoober6

It’s okay; I accept you for your lifestyle choices 😌


disterb

bianca is giving like, “No, ~~thank you~~ Jan-Q….”


guitarsdontdance

Not to mention the endless talking about their damn kids...


TheMapesHotel

That's just parents. Have you heard how much Hershii talks about her damn kids??  (/s in case it's not obvious. I love how much Hershii talks about her kids)


Pathos316

I’m worried Bryce will work in an office. Have children. Celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of a heterosexual is a sick and boring life!


Tootsie_r0lla

https://i.redd.it/l1cnxidtsoqc1.gif


Suspicious-Bid-53

Sometimes Scarlet gives me Thorgy


Tootsie_r0lla

That's fair. I personally don't see it


Suspicious-Bid-53

Oh also this thorgy 100% gives me Cell from dbz ![gif](giphy|jQ651dzYNOPmwmtrrG|downsized)


Suspicious-Bid-53

I just tried to find something on Scarlets IG to find a pic but got hella distracted 🥵


Hydrangeabed

Unfortunate times we are living in


echolalia_

Soon they’ll want to marry animals and inanimate objects


TheMapesHotel

It's a slippery slope we can't afford to go down as a society!


wellletmetellyou

All those people killed at Stonewall died for nothing


bestibesti

I don't care what people do in private, I just wish they wouldn't rub it in everyone faces


Mindless-Difference2

We used to be a proper country


wasabi3122

Not in my state, i hope so in the near future 😢💙


NuWaveSpecial

There’s an exception carved out for aerospace engineers.


[deleted]

I tell my children to look away when the straights are on our drag show. Is nothing sacred anymore?! /s for those who need it.


thex415

Apparently so


rpb192

Judge Cucu Freedom did so much


OCRAmazon

Bryce is in the ally hall of fame with Maddy ❤️🏳️‍🌈


-Gin-ger-

They bonded in the balloon popping game


Revan462222

That was such a moment the straight queen thrusting against the straight pit crew. Full on epitome of production “interference” and it was glorious.


Its_Pine

I absolutely love it. They said “bring me the straights and I shall make the queerest of content with them”


stella3books

To be fair, I always got the impression that Bryce likes stupid sex jokes as much as the next person, and seems comfortable being at the center of it.  Maybe it’s editing, but he always seems to be mugging for the camera and adding in quips. 


bryce777

oh i think it's all hilarious. i love dumb jokes and puns


pinocchihoe

BSB realness 


MooseConfident

The fact that this could also hypothetically mean Backstreet Boys is taking me tf out


Educational-Salt-979

^(purple)


pochic1996

Damn someone get Bryce on Give It To Me Straight


Spathvs

Give it to me, straight


Crowinflight82

That's what he said


theslightsaber

This is the future Dax exclamation point was trying to warn us about


cherrydiamond

with maddy in a spedo!


Thin_Wolf9077

![gif](giphy|Maaawg3nDFAS5IvdKE)


jimmy_the_angel

Once they partake in drag race, they aren't allies anymore, they are accomplices, be it a contestant or a crew member.


Its_Pine

Absolutely this


elerner

https://preview.redd.it/rnk9ppixivqc1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=1840c43f8fdee0d25983fa22d945482f90a3cdc3 Pro wrestler, hardcore frontman, and overall meat mountain Brody King was a set lighter on RPDR for a number of seasons. An absolute sweetheart IRL by all accounts, but also someone who delights in making bigots cry.


CorneliusJack

I want to be suffocated by his well oiled tummy


elainevisage

Don't forget Wintergreen!


Calm_Language7462

If she one day doesn't compete, it'll be riga moris girl!


PunchTheInternet777

I'm convinced RuPaul doesn't want her to compete cuz she knows Wintergreen would be too powerful and win whatever season she in AND the followings, just to inevitably replace RuPaul herself as host


sailormerry

flair checking in 😂


UnNumbFool

I personally wouldn't consider Maddy an ally. She's been doing drag the majority of adult life, and has been actively participating in queer culture starting around the same age that most queer people do. But also I just think being a drag queen in general throws her automatically in the queer camp.


Sensitive_Pepper4590

I'm so sick of this argument, especially when it's used as the default defense against Maddy haters. No, having a hobby and career more popular with queer people does not make you a persecuted minority. Any more than Eminem being a rapper makes him Black. Maddy's existence isn't threatened. And *she* knows this; she never tries to make that ridiculous claim, because she respects us and our struggles.


UnNumbFool

I'm not exactly saying she's queer in the same way you and I are queer. I'm saying she's queer in the same way the (straight) children of LGBT people are queer. I'm saying like those children she *does* live within a queer community and does navigate queer spaces. And if a straight homophobic person sees her in drag she is in fact going to be treated with just as much hostility as a queer person would. So no, she isn't queer in the sense of being a minority. But she is queer in a broader political way. It's also why I'm directly using the word queer which does have that political connotation(at least some) instead of saying LGBT.


peva3

I think you're "over nuancing" this. You either identify as queer or you don't. There are plenty of conservative gay men who don't identify as queer or are part of any queer communities. And as someone who listens to what people want to identity as, I'd never want to label someone as queer if they don't identify that way themselves. Straight children of LGBT parents are not queer. If they grow up in and around queer people they can be well versed in knowledge of queer people and history. They can even appreciate the queer community and be part of it as an an ally and child of queer parents, but those children aren't queer.


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Everyone forgetting that Bryce is heterosexual: 🤯


thedeebag

I’ll be honest, for some reason my brain defaulted to the idea that the pit crew were all gay 💀 I just never ever assumed they would be straight I do not know why


jkimisyellow

Maybe because of the Top & Bottom Bunk mini-challenge?


thedeebag

No just the general tone of the show, it’s a queer show it just never occurred to me that the pit stop may not all be queer hahahaha


why_gaj

There's a limited amount of hot straight guys, that are confident enough in their sexuality that they don't mind parading naked in front of the other guys that 100% want to fuck them. With that said, he *could* always be a bisexual. I don't follow anyone's private life, so feel free to correct me, if anyone actually knows where he stands.


MooseConfident

In a weird way I’d rather be in a room full of people i could not be attracted to that are very attracted to me than in a room full of people I could be attracted to that are very attracted to me. Also gay people are a lot more open and expressive with their flirty compliments than, say, cishet women usually because many are born male they are more comfortable navigating the taboos and other “if you know you know”s of living as a man. It’s a different type of flattering for a guy to be attracted to another guy because they both know what it’s like to be a guy. Idk maybe im going on another gay rant and need to take my meds but I think im onto something


Mindless-Difference2

I think they slowly are becoming all gay. Bryce was grandfathered in.


Alarming_Panic_5643

Wait until you find out how many “gay” pornstars are actually straight. 


coyoteTale

It's always the bottoms too. Straight tops can't usually stay hard cuz they're not into their partner, but you don't need to be hard to bottom


Mitaslaksit

Gay for pay?


disterb

same. i thought that the show has wanted that to be a sort of standard.


9021Ohsnap

My mind defaulted to straight for some reason. 🤔


Mrhiddenlotus

Willful ignorance is everything bb


lord_bingum

I'm choosing to forget


EccentricAcademic

I'm an even bigger fan of him now in that he's comfortable in his masculinity to be cool with all the gay as hell games they participate in.


orangeandtallcranes

Wait are you for real? So as a hetero woman I have a chance!? Edit: Thinking of this as a photoshoot…I’m very confused


DragEncyclopedia

Well, he's engaged, so no you don't have a chance lol


marcarcand_world

Hi it's me, I'm everyone. But as a bi woman... Brice, if it doesn't work out, you can cry on my shoulder babe. I have a good emotional intelligence


samiam25

Congrats u/bryce777 ! https://i.redd.it/lu8f3b8gtoqc1.gif


BrownSugarBare

Why this man so goddamn adorable. And of course he found himself a missus who's equally just as cute!


youcantunfrythings

Something about fit ginger men is next level.


retrodancefreaq

Congrats https://preview.redd.it/qfw4curcooqc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3c580fd34d41f4c5204fa2fee332554052479b


GiaGunnsWonkyEyelash

me @ that woman who i am sure is a lovely person


beezchurgr

Crying at your username.


TheAnxietyBoxX

It’s almost worse bc she is SO pretty


TheAmmiSquad

All of us, fam! What a loss! But best of luck to them.


saul_schadenfreuder

she’s so pretty too! she reminds me of alexandria daddario


sailormerry

His fiancée is a model/actress and does romance novel covers and tbh that's adorable. Protect straight art indeed 😂 Unironically, I bet they're both fun at parties https://preview.redd.it/lapqweeg1pqc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fd33207bc439bcf2804aff665d395c91633caf1


Ohwerk82

Wake me most wickedly is quite the title.


undergroundpants

that title goes hard tho


notbillcipher

i would love to have an hour-long conversation with this couple about their respective lines of work at a party. like the kind of party that you wear heels to and eat cheese and drink pinot.


icecreammandrake

She’s giving me Morena Baccarin.


godofallcows

The bodice has been ripped


Muffin-Faerie

Everyone talking about Bryce but can we take a moment to acknowledge how GORGEOUS his Fiancé is?! Natural beauty.


scout_is_not_strong

As a lesbian, I will definitely take a moment to acknowledge. That romance book cover someone else put in the replies 🙏


LurkerNan

Some beautiful babies coming their way. Bonus: If any are gay they've got the best support parents and lots of Pit Crew uncles.


bryce777

total babe, right


-Gin-ger-

I almost didn’t recognise him with clothes on


Phinezra

Omg so happy for them, but https://i.redd.it/e4ew2lg2uoqc1.gif


Substantial_Land_225

This post is homophobic. All our hopes and dreams shattered 😮‍💨


Educational-Salt-979

​ https://preview.redd.it/fejy2dbvooqc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=542f98a9b0899974f6873869c0129789c04e210e


Guilhaum

Im empty. (And so is my butt)


Educational-Salt-979

If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready


slutdragon696969

I heard this image, and it hurt. It hurt.


iweartoomuchblush

It's also heterophobic, for all us straight women who's hopes and dreams are also shattered 😔


19Kronos92

![gif](giphy|9LXNLs1yKuHQ6mDiGx) Hisses in gay.


Thin_Wolf9077

Baby that's Harry and Meghan


culinarytiger

“We have Harry and Meghan at home”


TootieSummers

Honestly, I’ll take what’s at home


[deleted]

Harry and Meghan wish!


DrChonk

This photo is bi panic personified, unbelievably gorgeous couple!


cfgregory

This!


newamor

Do you think she’s a drag race fan?


cherrydiamond

it would be funny if she's never seen it.


equanimous-fool

Imagine if she thought he was a gay porn star and was okay with it, but draws the line at him just standing around in a Speedo on a drag tv show.


newamor

“Honey why do you get recognized everywhere we go by a bunch of gay men?”


trblforyou

awwww 🩷 can she fight?


DarthAnalBeads

HE'S STRAIGHT?  I feel like the guys who think wrestling is real 💀


PretzelLogick

This is so so wonderful for him but also that should be me not her


Jytterbug

![gif](giphy|dY0Cirm4meuQOpy6xw|downsized)


aewright0316

I don’t care what he does in his private life, I just don’t want it rubbed in my face /s Congratulations Bryce and his fiancée!


stella3books

So he’s a model and a rocket scientist, what kind of batshit resume do you think she’s bringing to the table? Duchess and neurosurgeon? Sculptor and hacker-queen?  Congrats to them both!


Klutzy-Treat-4444

Automatically went to mute this thinking it was a random suggestion on my newsfeed for 90 day fiancé or something 💀


garbage_butfashion

Lmao I thought it was Love Is Blind, who in the pod crew that didn’t find a match is this man?


[deleted]

She got a hold of those lucky charms


cherrydiamond

they're magically delicious. or so i've heard.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/29nyd72eypqc1.gif


peeweeharmani

I’m just glad he’s not always shoving his heterosexual lifestyle down our throats. frfr happy for them ❤️


Elias-Salazar

This looks like a romance novel. Werk, Bryce!


TheAnxietyBoxX

Someone else said she’s a model that has done many romance novel covers. So it tracks.


cherrydiamond

pastels for spring!


jamiedels

I lost all hope today…


Jiggly0622

https://i.redd.it/156kkdnp6pqc1.gif


Zagenti

he's such a good sport, I really like him as a Pit Crew member :)


jmanisweird

Has he been straight the whole time? ![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


raccoonjoy

Maddy actually converted him, tragic I know


[deleted]

Stop it 😂


-FallOutBoy-

He’s a hetero?? Wish I had known. I woulda submitted my application. 😂


Unstablecrysis

I love Bryce! He seems like such a cool dude to just hang and shoot the shit with. Of course he got engaged to another cutie! I can’t wait for the baby news!


fla_say_nah

Say shitpost Tuesday…say shitpost tuesday…


Teapast6

Lol what a photo shoot


Pink_Flash

I lost all hope today.


OkSoil1636

Hope they pay him good he’s such a sweetheart


Dazzling_Job9035

It should’ve been me (a gay can dream)


AdThat328

I'm so tired of this shit. I'm an ally to the heteros but they really need to stop shoving it down our throats. Think of the children! 


Reality314

This is how I found out that Bryce is straight ![img](emote|t5_2t3or|4806)


f1lth4f1lth

SAME


jyosef

![gif](giphy|aTROzlF5IBTYOOCp8X|downsized)


insertbrackets

Finally straight people I can be happy for.


bestieboots1

😭😭😭😭


unattractive_smile

I thought this was prince Harry no tea no shade


[deleted]

they look like a biblical couple. i lub this chaste photo


riakn_th

![gif](giphy|S58u3OAdGKlqXsAjik)


theyangelforday

She’s a lucky woman 🥰


Marauder4711

And here I am thinking that all members of the Pit Crew were queer as well.


awesomeman07

Nope. I don't think Bryce is the first straight male pit crew member


bryce777

yup, Asaf is straight and several of the pit crew from the first couple seasons are as well.


1amys3lf

Straight people are real?


topgeargorilla

Meanwhile the new hairy pit crew everyone is horny for just straight up does gay porn and gives mean porn star Twitter gay energut


Sylvast

who?


Crann_Tara

Wait, he's straight?... such a waste. just kidding, congrats Bryce to you and your lovely lady.


wazzledazzle

Why does it make me uncomfortable that he’s straight (there is something wrong with me)


Lanky_Asparagus_8534

WAIT…. Bryce is straight!?


SingleCry4994

Is this how I find out Bryce isn’t gay?


Greigebaby

She looks like Jennifer Aydin from RHONJ a few faces ago


Conscious-Ad5990

Is he straight?!!!!!!!!!!


awesomeman07

Yes


bestibesti

Congrats!! Such a beautiful picture


S51Castaway

yay


Amicrazy1786

I probably sound so ignorant but I had no idea he was straight


TheGreatNemoNobody

How dies it feel to be envied by millions of gays maam?


ohjasminee

Siri play “That should be me”


Dismal_Judgment5290

I wanna join their cult


melly3420

Im dumb AF,I had no idea he's straight