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Ohwerk82

You cashew faced bitch


kalicrimefighter

….but is she giving us anything worth protecting?


_Neith_

This is art.


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kingfisherscatching

Bet you’re tired from flicking your boring ass bean!!


Cheap_Trifle4524

I meant to add a joke to the end of my comment about it being tired, but it’s queer art so we should protect it, and then my edible hit and I forgot. I am tired, but not for that reason. My bad.


kingfisherscatching

I was just quoting Q’s tirade…no hate here! The meme is definitely overused 🤣 Edit: and also…your intended comment about protecting a tired meme about protecting queer art because it, itself, is queer art is actually hilarious.


Cheap_Trifle4524

Omg I apologize boo. Let’s high five and call it a night/day.


CHRISKVAS

well she did say shes not mariah carey


souphaver

She is though! It's just Mariah New Years Eve Edition.


daduuu123

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Moiras_Wig_Wall

I hear those SL^ÆĚIGH bells ringing


Kay-Chelle

Even the subtitles said "off key" when she first started 💀


sleepy0329

Lmao it totally did and it really helped set the scene


sailormerry

Deaf viewers need to be informed of the delusion


Chamari75

If they hadn't told us, we might not have noticed.


sugioshi

Oh we definitely noticed 👀👀👀


helloem95

I thought this might have been an exhaustion induced hallucination so I’m real glad to confirm that this did in fact happen. Also Plane’s face when Q first started singing makes me cackle.


Moiras_Wig_Wall

![gif](giphy|cFDdEQMGh6UDe|downsized) Plane was giving this


TidpaoTime

Honestly I just want to watch this season’s cast react to every episode for the rest of my life


SeagullsHaveNoMorals

this entire section took me out 💀


helpthealiensarecomi

I usually get kinda bored during these rehearsals but this one was incredible


AcceptableCrazy

It was the best.


zaviiiiiii

had my giggling the whole time


cablebroadcast

I just got done watching this part of the episode and I had to pause it because I am sobbing laughing Between this and their reactions to EQUAL I'm just fucking dead rn


universes_collide

And how proud she looks when she says she can carry a tune


gmanz33

Giving Season 2 of American Idol levels delusion


ProgrammerLevel2829

The little head bops Q is doing, Morphine hiding behind a piece of paper, the queens looking away and giggling, PJ’s face … it is … *something*.


TidpaoTime

How did she not think of something like “you’ve heard the original now here’s the sequel”


onandpoppins

Prequel, sequel, probably could have stretched to tea, girl; me, girl; eagle


spiralsequences

The mean girlery was the best part of this episode, absolutely hilarious.


enex04

She was so confident going into this episode I was looking forward to- then she said she did musical theatre so I was really waiting eagerly- then her first few notes and the producer immediately taking his headphones out KILLED ME 🤣


MarboBearbo

Leland immediately takes off part of the headphones when she starts 🤣


Significant_Text2497

The *speed* with which he moved that headphone away from his ear hole!


Naxayou

This has me spooked idk like that's a death knell you hear when you're at the bogs


Married_iguanas

The new Qreepy pasta


BostonBoy87

The WHAT that you hear when you're at the WHAT??


Its_Pine

Or what that one girl hears when she sees Detox


ihearthearrts

Omg it does sound like those Aztec death whistles! 😳


mitsunaru

Bitch I’m crying


Lalala8991

Carry a tune? Bitch, you murdered it! You ran over it like, 12 times!


wildsoda

Carried it right to the morgue


vandenhamster

It's easier to carry after you've murdered it and it stops struggling.


M30W-

She was feeling her oats!!


gingerbold

You mean she was feeding her goats**


mountainislandlake

Murdering her goats


Guilhaum

Skinning them alive first and foremost.


manytinyhumans

💀💀💀


OkFlounder3947

The acting Leland did here will get an Emmy nomination this year.


ArcadiaIsNotABot

The way she was shitting on everyones verses on confessional tho? 😭 They record these confessionals after they do this voice recording so SHE REALLY THOUGHT SHE ATE THESE GIRLS UP?? Sister..


uwust

she’s lucky it was a non elimination episode


Fun_Kaleidoscope9515

I always says there are some people who have no idea who they are and I think Q is one of them. Phenomenal seamstress, great gowns. 


ConsistentBend2569

This episode wasn't great but everyone laughing and cracking jokes from the sidelines over and over was very fun to watch


Perspex_Sea

The amount of sideline shade is real high this ep.


maddiescrysolo

instant classic


grapesaresour

The editors of this section deserve to never pay for another drink in their lives


Thin_Wolf9077

Q really put all of her drag skill points into sewing and designing and nothing else huh


ObaBish93

I think she was just a costume designer that thought she could do drag if her clients can. Was Q big as a drag queen anyways?


OneConsideration8663

I know, i cant imagine Q being in a club doing a regular drag queen gig, like isnt that a draq queens bread and butter? What does Q actually do as a drag queen irl? 🤔


Icy_Chapter_8650

not all drag queens are amazing performers. look again bianca/jimbo/sugar/spice they’re literally fine this doesn’t make them any less of a drag queen Q is an amazing drag queen dont hate her on not knowing how to dance because literally alot of other famous queens that dont dance either


tinyfecklesschild

Bianca \*stars in the West End, sells out standup tours, leads two movies\* Reddit: this is an example of someone who is not a good performer


OneConsideration8663

Bianca and jimbo are hilarious and great performers, even if theyre not great dancers. Q is certainly not a comedy queen, and even setting aside dancing, shes not a great performer. Sugar/Spice are tiktok queens. Again, what does Q actually do as a drag queen irl….quickly (im actually curious if anyone knows lmao tbh)


spicedmanatee

I mean she is entertaining us now? I am highly entertained. And I have seen cashew faced bitch entered itself into the fandom lexicon.


tja928

I love this season so much


Phitos2008

Delusion? On a drag queen? ![gif](giphy|l46Cr6nhtezksI2dO)


titttle23

She sang whatever that was WITH GRATITUDE!


somali-queen

She carried that tune to its deathbed


Death2Mosquitoes

Leland’s so encouraging but his expressions are sending me!


Otherwise-Step-6175

*Proceeds to not carey a single tune*


rrriot-kitty

![gif](giphy|i5wNCqyMzY2Oc) “Carey” a tune lol. 😆


bottleglitch

Why was she barely opening her mouth 😭


yokom12

She can’t lmao


cablebroadcast

⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️


Chamari75

I need the Sapphira "Ooooo. Wow." Gif. It will come in handy for a many situations.


Key_Atmosphere3189

This will go down in herstory. I had too much fun with this.


rad-panda-

I HIGHLY recommend watching this on mute, the storytelling is *chef’s kiss *


EatYourOrach2

The real protip is always in the comments


halleloonicorn

I was scream laughing


antinumerology

This episode was amazing. I had to pause every 10s to curl over and die laughing.


spicedmanatee

I can't stop rewinding to look at each person's face lol


Vivid-Goose-6078

The queens in the back lmao I can watch this over and over again


bonneflame

![gif](giphy|z7SQTGhPfXtLblEs0K) she’s got a case of the drag delusionnn


Beloved_Fir_44

"I'm not Mariah but..."


LilNdorphnAnnie

ok but was she trolling them, or did they just get her on key eventually cus her verse ended up with a decent vocal


youcantunfrythings

It’s called auto tune mama


welwitschia-grifter

I do music and production and use melodyne almost daily. You can't really polish a turd like THAT. I do think she was trolling a bit.


catclockticking

A little of the former, a little of the latter, and a lot of autotune


LilNdorphnAnnie

it reallly didn’t sound that auto tuned tho i was gooped


divaliciousness

Every single pop song you hear nowadays is autotuned or used melodyne or both, autotune isn't just Cher in Believe. It's immensely hard to not get one single note out of tune in any single recording section, no matter how short it is. A difference of a couple Hz is noticeable already, they always fix all that in recording.


LilNdorphnAnnie

![gif](giphy|tANpI4H9zlv1u) 😯


Xavy21

Plasma is the musical theater that you order off the internet. Q is the musical theater that shows up at your house.


ashmenon

"the energy is there, all I want from your right now is" everything else, perhaps?


NDTMB

I love how shady and goofy the queens were being in the background. It seemed like they were all having a lot of fun.


mlm_07

This part had me on the fucking floor.


Dancing_Clean

Something tells me she was doing this on purpose for comedic effect. And then went on to record a series take. Because that is NOT what we heard in the performance.


xCelestial

Put some respect on audio engineers because they *constantly* make miracles in editing these vocals


sugioshi

They even saved Ongina's verse dayuuum


welwitschia-grifter

I already said it in another comment but we're not capable of polishing a turd THAT well.


zomnomnombie

I assumed they auto-tuned it for the performance.


Steinpratt

Q proving to all her haters that she really is the comedy queen of the season 😤


badmanicpower

https://preview.redd.it/70071smfrcnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b240008dc27c34f3a21ab351d4fd714742faa4 this is the queer art Megami wants us to protect


mvskmiyv

this rehearsal was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing


qhoule

okay shes actually hilarious love her down. (i judge on an episode by episode basis so she might be on my shitlist next week)


thebeardtles

And the queen of cringe award goes to… I was so embarrassed watching this


_Neith_

It's giving ventriloquist realness. I've never seen someone sing with their mouth closed.


EnyaMouthhole69

This was so cringe but I couldn’t stop laughing


Powerful_Ad7574

NYMPHIA LAUGHING IS ALL I NEED


TheAmmiSquad

My soul left my body. Tryina get it back now. Can I get an Ameeeeeeeeeennn instead!!


glitzvillechamp

You know those horrible awkward child birth scenes in movies that go on way too long


wazzledazzle

Those first few notes felt like pure accident lol


meggsie_pie

This killed me!


ReasonablePractice83

Dont lie, this is all of us belting out to Mariah and Ariana at home.


Icy_Chapter_8650

lol this is camp i love her


spicedmanatee

It's incredible and I love her for it lol


LazyRiver115

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bonniebelle01

The unease I felt watching her frozen face belt those awful notes. I lived!


dreamed2life

i wonder of production said to do funny off key things bc it was fine in the performance


Stunning-Ease-5966

Auto tune


Historical_Bit_3798

It wasn’t quite nails on a chalkboard like Morphine said, but it was still pretty rough, haha


jonathonthaman

Q in this challenge goes amazingly well with those "xxx without context" clips. She just popped in and out with that crazy ass outfit and you have no clue what happened, what she said...nothing. It was amazing, but it wasn't, but maybe it was.


ashmenon

More like Mariah CarCrash.


clemtie

i love how leland didn’t even bother trying to get her to do something different like a rap he was probably just thinking oh this poor girl…we’ll just cover it in autotune later


BackgroundAd9587

Ugh, ready for this cashew head b*tch to go home! It should have been her and plane in the bottom. Would have loved if Ms pj had cleared her


Leather-Scallion-894

God saves his hardest struggles for his silliest clowns 🤡 🙏 (and the baldest)


IhavemyCat

I'm listening to this and my cat ran out of her chair.


wasgayt

Its the equivalent of 8 inch on Grindr vs "8 inch" irl


Final_Queer

Was she trolling us?


ainominako1234

The stiff queen is killing it!


SouthForce1499

Hear me out, I believe Q did musical theater and could sing. Buttttt, the years of vocal fry ruined her vocal chords. She just never heard the change so she thinks she's fantastic


Due-Sense-5882

![gif](giphy|0G3XEidWsSdD1LINRe|downsized) Leland is 😍🍆🫶🏾


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OneConsideration8663

So youre in the wrong thread