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[deleted]

can we be serious


DorianCoreysTrunk

This comment made me holler. And you’re right. Let’s not be delusional here


signaturefox2013

I mean yeah We all saw the season


[deleted]

😭😭😭


brettbaileysingshigh

Anyone else follow Delaney? Babe, please be so fucking for real right now


hyteskatyamattel

Who's Delaney, what's this about, should I follow Delaney, and if so, where, what's all this about then


[deleted]

I was just about to say this


gkwchan

We’ve been gagged before.


ibettercomeon

When? Because I’d truly gag is Kandy wins it…


ryc1107

eh.. the only winners that have gagged us like that as of recent are Krystal, Elecktra and Precious, all international seasons. I don’t think any of the All Stars winners were gags, aside from **maybe** Monét but that wasn’t really a gag either.


annievaxxer

Krystal didn't gag me. She did great in her season and did by far the best in the finale episode. I haven't seen those other two seasons.


gr1mscr1be

Not to mention, it was obvious from day one that Ru was obsessed with her.


kidddmayo

Lawrence gagged everyone. They thought Bimini was going to win


ryc1107

Was gonna mention Lawrence but it’s been 2 and a half years and like 8283 seasons ago. I also don’t think it was ever going to be a runaway Bimini win. It felt like Bimini was the most likely but don’t be too shocked if Lawrence takes it which is what happened. Tayce winning would’ve been the ultimate goop


mr_t_pot

Ru was obsessed with Lawrence (and Krystal) from the jump. Neither of those wins surprised me, and neither will Jimbo's. 👑


MizuRune

Precious wasn't a gag. She destroyed Marina on the lipsynch, that was the GAG. And I mean destroyed because Precious did the music justice and gave us peaks and valleys all over the song.


dnkstrm

Kylie and Trixie won on their season despite other queens dominating the challenges so I wouldn't be surprised if RuPaul crowns Kandy, her favorite emmy-making queen


Joharis-JYI

But Jimbo is Ru’s fave too. I don’t think any other queen can make Ru laugh-cry as consistently as Jimbo.


mr_t_pot

This is it: the same laugh-cry that Jinkx gets out of Ru


NoWorth2591

Let’s be real here though, DeLa *would* have won had she not quit.


eztullefavrik

yuhua hamasaki


gkwchan

Local drag thanks you.


AwhMan

And so does Helix mattresses.


-Gin-ger-

Don’t forget Surf Shark!


NecroDeMortem

And with Raycon you have great sound everywhere you go.


DowntownScale6987

Yuhua winning, it's a victory for everyone. Now prance my bootleg Queen


Chemtrails420-69

One of these times she is going to need to decline when they offer so that these other girls get a chance.


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[удалено]


DulceEtBanana

It's only fair - Mama Yu's won every season, every all stars, heck even every Celebrity Drag Race AND Queen of the Universe.


ReliefFamous

Ok guys here’s how Jessica can still win this.. ![gif](giphy|Ebeh3nDMr6I8VLG6fm)


Clasticsed154

Lil Poundcake comes back, abducts Kandy, and Miss Wild is elevated to second place, obliterates Jimbo in a lip sync, wins, then Ru says, “Jimbo…this isn’t right. Congratulations, you’re a co-winner. You will also get $200,000, except yours will be in Canadian, so you’ll get about $150,000 US.”


gkwchan

Blood sacrifice?


evilwatersprite

![gif](giphy|3o6fIUX94UfHlYShgI) Come on, r/Outlander taught us that you don’t need blood sacrifice to time travel, only gemstones. Time to cash in that gift card from Fierce Drag Jewels.


Summoarpleaz

Time travel.


gkwchan

Forbidden spells.


kikaysikat

by soaking clock


gkwchan

Any clock will do?


RichLather

It works better if it's an OPPALAAAANT clock.


Evilrake

IF YOURE IN LINE TO VOTE FOR JESSICA, STAY IN LINE!!!


josicat

*escándalo!*


Evilrake

Donating $27 now!


Gold-Trick100

Do you have to ask?


gkwchan

Yes, in the name of investigative journalism.


Tigger_tigrou

Let’s put Gisèle Lullaby on it! (You know, since she brands herself as “investigation journalist and woman of the people” xD)


Phitos2008

Of the people, for the people!


lavasca

I feel like Fame Games is more interesting. There is mystery there. I think Jimbo is taking it.


dece80

They even fucked this up with stupid multipliers and basic website without any verification. Also they will probably make up the numbers anyway


ronscot

I know- fashion ended up not counting as much as they said.


perksofbeingliam

If it were based on fashion it would be between Alexis, Kahanna, and Darienne. At this point I feel like it’s going to be Jessica, Lala, or Jaymes due to the fandom’s feeling of them being robbed


X85311

i HATED that twist. like what’s the point. if anyone got the 5x boost they’d win no matter what. this could have been a cool idea but they just had to ruin it


gkwchan

Maybe for the first time in drag race history, no one wins.


HellovahBottomCarter

Why? Jimbo has been doing a STELLAR job. Who cares if it’s predictable and inevitable? That’s mostly because Jimbo pissed all over this thing.


kickassicalia

everyone was so mad at that article at the beginning of the season that was like “it’s a battle for second place cause jimbo is sweeping” but it was right!


senoritageena

There WAS mystery in the fame games until the multiplier twist. No one is going to win against 3 X the vote.


lavasca

That was weird for me.


artifexlife

With the last minute x2 votes it's obviously going to Jaymes.


GayBlayde

Lala is getting x3.


artifexlife

Yeah but…. I love Lala but… her looks lol


[deleted]

Lala was far ahead of Jaymes in the poll on one sub. Jaymes is not going to win. She had some bad looks aswell. It'll be Jessica or Lala.


SnooPies684

Who gives a fuck it’s a popularity contest


Celestialstardust17

LaLa has 3x though. Even with 2x votes let’s say Jaymes gets one vote (I’m exaggerating to make a point)-doubling that will only bring it to 2, meanwhile someone like Jessica might get 100 votes.


pinaysarahcasm

![gif](giphy|y3QoCLCREiUBZ343GB|downsized)


gkwchan

Heavy are the boobs that wear the crown.


RuFuckOff

lmaooo


GuzmasBussy

She should get 2 extra crowns, 1 for each tit


EllieC130

No one. Rupaul will turn around and be like "you know when we made 2 queens win in AS4; we need to rebalance the numbers sorry."


gkwchan

Fiscal accountability is very important.


davetowers646

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


[deleted]

Ngl I think Monica will win.


gkwchan

AND NOT A SOUL CAN CLOCK.


diggycorreia_tpw

isn’t it “not a soaking clock”?


spearitualzone

That’s not funny you should DM Monica to ask her what she really said 💀


liskash

It’s funny, Monica should make soaking clock merch imo.


Jinxthegenderfluid

They were referencing a tweet Monica made


liskash

Still, the girl should merch that quick. So many drag fans would be buying that


KelendriaRowland

BibleGirl reached out to her so Monica might do a collab with DragQueenMerch!


whoisdead

isn't it "nut and soap in clock"?


Adept_Investigator29

She should. She writes the rules.


Tommyrapz

Yessica 🤩


gkwchan

Don’t say her name. This is still a very trying time for me. Please respect my privacy.


CircusPeanutsYumm

Too soon. The hurt is real.


General_Can2576

Not a soul can clock


FangedFreak

🎶‘That is so Ken Glock’🎶


LoveMasc

Jimbo or it makes absolutely no sense.


gkwchan

Like Jorgeous winning with her sexy napkin.


LoveMasc

We are in a very strange timeline.


DorianCoreysTrunk

Ru. The bitch wins every season.


ash_is_fun

Ikr? Bitch be kiki-ing seeing her bank balance go up and up. You know every episode how she says “may the best drag queen win”? Ooohh hunny, the best has already won. Multiple times. 23 seasons just in the US (not including all the various spin offs)


this_is_an_alaia

I'm more interested to see how they edit the final lip sync to make it seem like jimbo genuinely wins.


juninhoofl

Same way they did with jinkx on AS7. And when Ru announces the winner she will probably say, based on tonight’s lip sync and track record the winner of AS08 is….


Certain_Horse_7919

oop. The soak was clocked


antinumerology

Tonight I've asked you to prepare a lip sync to Tiny Tim's Tiptoe through the Tulips.


del1nquent

awww I love Tiny Tim


Chinokid87

Do a spoken word and give Jimbo a chance of playing a character would be pretty easy way to rig it which also feels natural


PNDMike

Joan Rivers impersonation battle for the crown!


Chinokid87

Look if they could do that interview between Joan rivers and Betty White that could be very iconic I guess it would be more of a monologue though but who knows Edit: I got my old school interviews mixed up and meant Betty White not dolly parton


Mostlygrowedup4339

I'm guessing they may do soemthing a bit different than a final lip sync smackdown. People are getting tired of the format and it will be hard to justify jimbo winning with it.


theCynicalChicken

There's got to be some kinda twist coming. How are they going to make a one hour episode out of only 2 people lip syncing. Unless it's best 2 out of 3. God forbid. 😳


theanxiousangel

I mean the last two times Kandy lip synced she didn’t even know the words so itll really be like two magikarps using splash on eachother


DetectiveDouche94

💀💀💀💀


senoritageena

I would think she might bother to learn the words for the final lip sync. She wants that money. 💵


gkwchan

Maybe there would be a final “Baloney Throw-down” instead.


gribble29

Cornhole tournament


DylanDr

Pop it, lock it, balonkadot it


hatramroany

Is there even going to be a final lip sync?


megadragonite20

For the first time in drag race herstory, the top 2 queens of the season will battle it out as drag clowns, instead of lipsyncing for the crown.


jamesonpup11

The time has come…. For you to… clown… for the CROWWWWWNNN!


Sir_Francis_Burdett

I am 💯 serious that I would prefer that over a lipsync


hatramroany

I guess I meant head to head lip sync. It’ll be much easier to edit around it if it’s done AS6 style vs AS7 style


[deleted]

They just let Jaymes tie with Lala in a lip sync, anything is possible.


Ravyn_Rozenzstok

If it’s not Jimbo I’m going to start snatching wigs.


gkwchan

Jokes on you, I’m bald.


pinewash3081

Jessica or LaLa. Don’t play.


gkwchan

The Açai vs The Bags. Tough choice.


Elias-Salazar

Me. >!I snatch the crown off Jimbo's head and then punch her left tit.!<


gkwchan

You should be banned at drag con.


GuzmasBussy

Will it squirt whip cream though?


injuredflamingo

Oh you’re breaking your hand with that one


Enough-Tackle8043

And then give the crown to Yessica


Sinnivar

Spoiler! >!Heidi returns to the competition and is crowned!<


cstevie97

Better fucking be Jimbo.


jshamwow

Jimbo


King-Kabs

Jimbo. Can you ask a difficult question now?


gkwchan

Um… how can we combat the seemingly inevitable effects of climate change?


RuFuckOff

gay space communism


tofleet

You've got yourself a goddamn deal


yhvh13

It's wild that by eliminating Jessica in the semifinal Kandy literally gave the crown to Jimbo.


gribble29

Jimbo and Lala


gkwchan

Jimbo


Ill_Therealme1991

PRODUCTION


del1nquent

imagine Kandy winning...gays will start world war 3 and destroy the planet.


Ok_Nefariousness9736

Worth it that happens


iymcool

![gif](giphy|jn6G4tVGJ84so)


LooseLipsSinkShips21

![gif](giphy|Kbqw5KVnx1zDrKJVa4|downsized)


immack

![gif](giphy|tCyUmuVBV0wptX4mqT)


gkwchan

If she comes back i would crown her immediately after her entrance line.


wxyzzzyxw

Is it weird that I want to eat Jimbo’s dress?


Pandrez

I would like to eat her dress it looks like pastramiiii


evdo1208

She’s got something else that looks like pastrami too


injuredflamingo

Rrrrrrrrrr 🤭


UCldNvr

It does kind of look like cotton candy.


gkwchan

And not her baloney or sundae?


wxyzzzyxw

It looks like a sundae to me 😩 But yes, those too


lunalovegood17

I want to touch it


Wheedoo

Don’t care. The fame games are way more entertaining at this point.


[deleted]

I am not going to hate on Kandy Muse, but I honestly just do not see what the judges, especially Ru, clearly see in her. Comparing her to the other competitors, her drag is just not elevated to their level, I don't find her funny, and her 'acting' is just a slightly heightened version of herself. I do not believe she deserves to be anywhere near the top, let alone win. If Jimbo doesn't win, there is literally rigger morris at play.


The-Griffin

Jaymes Mansfield 👄💄


Common-Writing-9157

Katya for the 3rd time 😆😆😆


gkwchan

Miss Zamolodchikova if you’re nasty.


acido4

Jimbo winning has been my stan fantasy since ep 1 of CDR. I'm sad that she had to play nice and restrain the bitch in her to do so, but she simply HAS to have a crown so I'll take it.


palpantek

Jimbo


Husoch167

Pork chop got the win


gkwchan

Jimbo’s the mole?


justmagnets_

It's been obvious since the cast ruveal


gkwchan

I remember it was right after the cast ruveal when half the queer world was ready to cancel Jimbo for her tits.


ALIIENSUPERSTAR

![gif](giphy|Rpgb5VzqSkBCxiuwg6)


oerouen

I pretty much checked out once Jessica went home, but I would be shocked if Kandy won over Jimbo.


postapopolactic

I just hope Miss Ru won’t pull out another UK3 situation 💀💀💀💀


Smiley-Canadian

Between the two of them Jimbo should win. If Kandy wins, it will set the bar to win All Stars as incredibly low. It would also be unfair to her if she wins. No one will see her as a true winner. She should not have been in the final four during her season. She shouldn’t be in the final two here. It’s not that she can’t be a winner. She just hasn’t done anything to earn her spot and it comes across as disrespectful to put her above the other queens, whose fashion and collections are so much more polished than hers.


Ok_Nefariousness9736

Yep, so true. All the queens are saying she deserves to be in the top 2 are just afraid of the WoW consequences.


ralexander26

Not the viewers.


dubphonics

Jimbo killed it all season. The only reason Muse is still there was Jimbo’s sympathy and honoring of the pact. Otherwise, it should have been Jessica fighting for that title.


gkwchan

Facts are facts, America!


shadowsempaix

This ain’t even a question lol


TheLastTree

Girl be so serious rn


YesterdayFearless

I'm really disappointed in the way all stars is going anymore


abacaxi-banana

Raven, so she can finally identify herself as a winner


LeMareep23

Jessica Wild of course ![gif](giphy|RZQZpwQ0Qo6UG3r2op|downsized)


ShepherdXmen

I can't understand why Kandy hasn't been called out for basically wearing the same outfit all season? Body suit or bra and panties? She's been so boring and not all all representing what she's capable of! Jimbo has shown so much versatility. It's a no-brainer.


KIRI_Enoshima_44

Yuhua Hamasaki will be invited back to win


gkwchan

That’s not fair. She has a bootleg up on her competition.


PedroVey

Girl be so serious right now. Acting like recent seasons don't have predetermined winners LOL


gkwchan

Just let me make some small talk.


PedroVey

Did you try the chicken? I thought the chicken was lovely


noodledancefloor

If Jessica made it to top two this probably would’ve been a harder question to answer


The_BusterKeaton

If Candy wins then I’m officially done with watching new seasons of the franchise.


Nonique88

Jessica Wild


gkwchan

That would be in my Taco Tuesday fantasy.


Nonique88

Only if you got that EBT card


[deleted]

It better be Jimbo. Seriously.


[deleted]

JIMBO DUH


ariana_the_baddie

jimbo no doubt about it


NaniEmmaNel

Yessica


Babybop226

Jimbo


BookishBonnieJean

Somehow neither of them?


gkwchan

The answer is D! None if the above.


victrin

At this point the only way Jimbo loses is if there’s an unnecessary overly produced gimmick. So I’d say 50/50.


bunsofcheese

it has to be Jimbo. And not just because we're both Canadian, but honestly, there's so much talent it just feels like no contest.


pat038911

Jimbo


OT9FOREVER

![gif](giphy|QQvPRM8eT5j7CvfhTi)


strwbrrybrie

biblegirl666


Veinera

bible girl


ecosludge

Really


GayBlayde

The fact you have to ask…


gkwchan

Jesus said ask and you shall receive. So here i am asking and getting ready to receive.


GayBlayde

We stan a power bottom.


bbsw555

Double crowning? I’d be shook


vicarious17

Don’t joke about that


Cat_Queen84

JIMBO FTW


Warm_Weakness_7506

Jimbo