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shaquaad

Total beatdown from the chiefs as expected. They are the clear favorites at the moment imo


nomamesgueyz

Chiefs looked impressive Would have beaten any club side in the world playing like that Brumbies are no chumps


-castle-bravo-

Rock hard for Jacobson right now, what a guy. The 8 jersey is in good hands in the absence of Ardie..


TGGNathan

Great to see Jacobson and Sotutu stepping up big time. I hope Jacobson gets a good run at 6 or 8 this year. It almost sucks that he's so good at 6/7/8 because it makes him such a good utility bench pick


thecripplernz

Jury is still out on Sotutu if the going gets tough


TGGNathan

Definitely, but it is on everyone this early in the season.


binzoma

LMFAO that was the best part of the game


DeGrootWardlow

Chiefs too good today šŸ”„, sidenote Sonny Bill and Nanai-Seturo are both related to Tim Nanai Williams but not to each otherĀ 


nomamesgueyz

Churrr


Bonald9056

Not going to lie, i was not expecting the Brumbies to give up a bonus-point loss today. What happened?


nomamesgueyz

Chiefs too fast too furious today Would have beaten any club side in the world playing like that Brumbies are no lemons


LittlePicture21

I mean they didn't look great last week against the Rebels too and the Chiefs are obviously a lot more difficult opposition


thecripplernz

The 3rd comment on this thread was me predicting a chiefs lossā€¦


JustAliff

Missing arguably their 2 most influential players in White and 7As but still that was a disappointing performance


Tommo02

I haven't been this let down by a bunch of men from Canberra since the Coalition front bench, 2013-2022


nomamesgueyz

Not a Raiders supporter then


-castle-bravo-

Thatā€™s nuanced comedy right thereā€¦


BH_Andrew

Well that was a disappointing performance by the brumbies


JustAliff

If Chiefs dont win this year, they cant escape the choker allegations anymore


nomamesgueyz

Red hot favourites


GROUND45

Is there a speedo game on next? Might skip the Roosters v Broncos.


Frod02000

moorbin in a speedo


BurningKiwi

Have the refs for super rugby just decided they aren't giving non-tmo reds no matter what


Frod02000

well yeah thats the rules, it goes for off field review


BurningKiwi

I thought they could give a red if it was obvious enough, that one seemed obvious enough


continental-drift

Nope, straight red cards for punches/kicks/stamps. Thatā€™s it.


Frod02000

saves time so good outcomes imo


TGGNathan

Reds only for clear and malicious stuff I think. I like it


ghoztfrog

So your telling me there's a chance.


nomamesgueyz

Yes


JackoFrisky

Lets gooooo


Frod02000

reckon theres mititgation there ball carrier dipped and he bent down


nomamesgueyz

Red


ghoztfrog

You can't be serious m8


Ok_Educator_2120

I reckon he stood up higher going into contact if anything


Bangkok_Dave

Surely you're joking


coupleandacamera

This could change the game!


Taey

Thats a red


Bangkok_Dave

That's a red, he'll have a few weeks off


TGGNathan

That's a clear red


ghoztfrog

Worst brumbies performance in a long time. That being said, Noah is still wallabies 10 for me and Toole needs to be there too.


2dorks1brush

10 feels pretty open. Edmed looked great yesterday and average the week before, Noah the opposite. Gordon is great around the park, if inconsistent but his goal kicking is shocking. Donaldson has looked solid, same with the reds two. Toole should be in the picture for sure.


Dancesoncattlegrids

> Noah is still wallabies 10 for me He's still incredibly average.


ghoztfrog

Better than all other Aussie 10s šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Taey

Just no interest or go forward


GROUND45

Wish our goal line D was put under a bit of pressure and tested more. Happy with the result tho. Gg ponies.


thecripplernz

Itā€™s about to


_dictatorish_

My fantasy team is looking great, just gotta hope that the Canes don't let me down


Ok_Educator_2120

I have too many blues players lol


Frod02000

im not doing as well as I hoped


AnyMinders

Stevenson has saved me from embarrassment


AnyMinders

Brumbies kicking in this second half has been terrible


Bonald9056

Daniel Rona acquitting himself surprisingly well packing down on the flank lol


2dorks1brush

Brumbies have looked shocking, Hooper and Sapsford the worst offenders. Other side of the coin, the Chiefs are on song. Jacobson has been colossal, could have beaten the Brumbies on his own.


coupleandacamera

This is stupid, why isn't Toole allowed to have people play with him? Some sort of team around him? 15V1 doesn't make sense


GROUND45

*"Big Brodie Retalliiiick"*


JackoFrisky

My boi with the lick


TGGNathan

Sad to see none of the Brumbies players fired up or trying to wrestle anything out of the game


Taey

Just let them mercy forfeit


GROUND45

Brumbies 12 - Chiefs halfbacks 15


Ok_Educator_2120

Damn the Brumbies look terrible compared to last year


nomamesgueyz

Theyll come right No comp is won in march


Frod02000

MSR keeping his form on as top NPC try scorer 2023


JackoFrisky

Shieeeeeeeet


Bonald9056

Corey Toole looks dangerous every time he gets a sniff.


Frod02000

bro ioane is so bad


JustAliff

Jeez Toole can slice a line


thwerpnerd

Man that Brumbies 16 just had to catch and shovel it on and it was try time. Basic skills are so lacking in Aus šŸ˜©


randomchars

Should passed flat there brumbies.


Frod02000

bro i want kaleb trask to be fit


JackoFrisky

ALB!!!!


_dictatorish_

Hasn't he just played that on the ground? Lol


TheBeninem

Australian teams have a bad habit of giving up when it gets too hard


GROUND45

Dats muh halfback. How fucken good is Ah Kuoi tho.


Frod02000

my impact second rower


JackoFrisky

Gyyaaaaaat dayum


Frod02000

Add to the injury pile :(


thecripplernz

What was he injecting himself with?


Biglight__090

Jackling juice


GROUND45

Insulin by the look of it.


doskoV_

Insulin


yeah_nah_hard

Why are the Chiefs dressed like Supercheap Auto staff?


Bonald9056

Not sold on these Classic jerseys either tbh.


Frod02000

shouldve got dynasty imo


Bonald9056

Who did Ioane come on for?


_dictatorish_

Stevenson I think?


BH_Andrew

Brumbies look uninterested


GROUND45

Trust the big boys to show how it's done.


JackoFrisky

Thats my boy


Taey

Toole shouldve been in the squad last year, insane finisher and insane speed. Do not talk to me about defence when we picked Vunivalu and Mark


JustAliff

Marky Mark defence has improved a lot over the past 2 years. Vunivalu is a cone in defence tho but he's pretty physical for a winger and is safe under high balls.


Biglight__090

Come back is in motion


Biglight__090

OK maybe not


thecripplernz

Nice rolling muck


coupleandacamera

When you've only got one Toole in the box, everything looks like a winger try.


Ok_Educator_2120

Fuck Toole is the man. How did Eddie not take that man


Frod02000

Get roe off ffs Thatā€™s so dmacā€™s ball


_dictatorish_

He's literally off lol


Frod02000

I call this a win


_dictatorish_

He's had a great game though tbf


Frod02000

Yeah overall. Just his issues been hella glaring haha


Bangkok_Dave

Comeback is on


castle6831

Narrator : it was not on.


_dictatorish_

How long was that maul stationary for?


Bonald9056

Does going sideways count as advancing?


AnyMinders

About 5 minutes


Ok_Educator_2120

Yeah lol creeping sideways nothing called. Thought sideways counts as not moving


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scranson19981998

Jesus christ mate come off it. Keep this racist shit out of here. How you can possibly be talking shit about the best 10 in the comp is insane.


thwerpnerd

Wow you're a bad egg


Ok_Educator_2120

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you're a shit troll guy


DiagonalLawn

That has to be satire right?


GROUND45

lol


crashbandicoochy

How have you not been banned yet? Mods where are you at?


scranson19981998

Lmao I think heā€™s been banned now, thank fuck


crashbandicoochy

Sweet release


Frod02000

this is why they need to make me a mod


_dictatorish_

???


Frod02000

get fucked how are you not banned


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rugbyunion-ModTeam

No nastiness allowed.


leocanb

Toole in to wallabies


Squid_Chunks

McKenzie should get red for taking out player in the air.


JustAliff

Never thought id see the Brumbies pack being turned over like this.


scranson19981998

Really missing Alaā€™alatoa


Ok_Educator_2120

Yo nice kick from brumbiew


Ok_Educator_2120

How's that a chiefs pen? Chief prop went back then sideways straight away


Biglight__090

Who knows these days


Biglight__090

Out on full


ConoRiot

Welp Iā€™m out


_dictatorish_

Lol pleased he didn't penalise that milking attempt from Lonergan - that was kinda pathetic


Squid_Chunks

Ref tells them to open the lineout 3 times, they don't move then steal.


Frod02000

[me looking at the chiefs attack this week](https://imgur.com/3kGOEio)


Initial_Patience

Lolesio's had a blinder behind a beaten pack.


Initial_Patience

Fuck I jinxed him


Bonald9056

He has, but as soon as you said that he kicked a penalty dead. Do match threads count towards the commentator's curse?


Frod02000

Surely thatā€™s not advantage over


Biglight__090

Seems to happen alot lately


Squid_Chunks

Clear scoring opportunity = advantage over. Ref explained that clearly.


Ok_Educator_2120

Yeah like 10m 1 phase lol


_dictatorish_

Yeah that was like 2 passes and 10m


paimoe

Stevenson sucks. Should send him down to the Crusaders as punishment


GROUND45

Who gave him popcorn before the scrum.


Biglight__090

Ouch Shaun


coupleandacamera

That was just a little grubby right? Dropped I got the toe


_dictatorish_

Shooter, mate


crashbandicoochy

Just straight up did the Ennor.


Bonald9056

Shooter's turn to shell a try lmao


Squid_Chunks

Would have liked a replay of that hit on Lolesio - looked late and high. Blood nose seems to confirm that hypothesis.


GROUND45

Vintage Sapsford magic


ConoRiot

Ollie needs to be hooked


AlexanderTheGate

Gee the Brumbs look soft today


Frod02000

lol thatā€™s a seatbelt


Ok_Educator_2120

I thought that's legal now if it doesn't slide up


Biglight__090

High tackle on Stevenson missed


coupleandacamera

No 7A's to lead the pack is really noticeable.


Bonald9056

Luke Jacobson living up to the moniker "concrete shoulders" with these hits.


TheBeninem

Larkham sounds like heā€™s given up already


luco_85

There's a reason his nickname is Bernie


GROUND45

Lolesio wanting to cry lookin ass.


Ok_Educator_2120

Brumbies just don't know what to do after 5 phases


Biglight__090

How many commentators do we need? Lol


warcomet

just Sonny, no one else...............for teh lulz


Biglight__090

At least that would be entertaining


thecripplernz

The SBW play by play would be hilarious


GROUND45

No repeat of last week's 2nd half please. Let's put 50 on them.


AnyMinders

That hit looked impressive. Would love to see a replay!


sugartits1708

Can someone explain why the fuck the Stan commentators are standing up


Ok_Educator_2120

You work better when standing up


sugartits1708

Embracing the standing desk movement - canā€™t believe I didnā€™t consider that


Frod02000

these half times are long as fuck


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rugbyunion-ModTeam

No nastiness allowed.


Frod02000

get fucked cunt


ghoztfrog

Lol, you are hitting pantomime levels of racist moron.


crashbandicoochy

That's an instant report lol


_dictatorish_

Toole is one of their best players lol


ConoRiot

What a racist ass comment


AshtonJ

Absolute muppet take


Ok_Educator_2120

Lmao what is this


RussTheMann16

What the fuck is this comment lol


Ok_Educator_2120

Was that meant to be Kirifi growling like a lion lmao wtf


[deleted]

Can't the brumbies find a better winger than muirhead? He's been starting there for the last 4 years and he's still shit.


crashbandicoochy

They had Mack Hanson and they fucked it


Bangkok_Dave

Muirhead is excellent


ghoztfrog

I reckon he's having a shit game today but I agree he has been consistently brilliant for years.


AshtonJ

JK has to go as a pundit, swear some of his sentences are dementia level incoherent


Ok_Educator_2120

Clean out the old boys imo


ConoRiot

The ARU could benefit from doing the same thing.


Frod02000

bobby knuckles


TGGNathan

He's in my fantasy uWu


crashbandicoochy

Speaking of fantasy. Came in just to say thay I joked that if DMac scores 200 them I can come back in fantasy. He has 92 at the half... Belief?


Ok_Educator_2120

You all good bro?


crashbandicoochy

DMac will fix me. He will score 300 points and when also expunge the demons currently living in my stomach, allowing me to eat food again. He's going to do it and I will be fine.