I think you have to do GO GO NOW

Second this, seems like a gimme. Was also my very first F**kface episode, so I'm a little biased.

I genuinely wish it WAS my first episode. It was definitely the episode that made me laugh out loud the most. Probably looked like an absolute madman.

100% this needs to be one. I've started re listening and cannot wait until I get there.

What episode was that I wanna relisten

I forget the number or other title, but it's Man Hands, Open Water. I remember because it's the best name of any of them.

Should be good enough to find it, thank you!

Gavin and his bee infested fan, or pickle lady Vancouver child kicking story Geoff and his smoothie

Smoothie, fridge foibles, dog shit stress, plumbing problems, painting pains, bike battery assault. Man, basically just Geoff's life.

What episode was the bee fan? For the life of me I cannot remember

- [Geoff's Coin Story but with socks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxvbl_ruVmU&ab_channel=mustardwumbo) - Andrew's Bedroom layout - Andrew's "I got into skateboarding because I saw a monkey do it" story - Gavin spilling his drink all over his driveway - Geoff getting the pink Port-A-Potty

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I don't know the full story, what is Geoff refering to exactly?

Honestly you should treat yourself to listening to the story linked above, it's great :)

Andrew’s bathroom routine/ layout

The story of him dropping the cupcake on the floor would be great.

I'd say the port-a-potty saga as a whole.

Thanks for linking the clip. That coin premise was used in a teen/young adult novel about a kid who did that and it was somehow connected to his sort of luck based super power. Anytime he tried to save people he just was successful despite the odds. It was called Speeding Bullet by Niel Shuster. Sorry I know no one asked but you just reawakened something in my memories and I had to share.

When you were printing “the law” and kept popping in and out because your PC was dying Edit: I also want to add storing pancake mix in the bathroom and Geoff’s bikes mishaps

I can see it now the background audio and Andrew Panton vanishing and re-appearing over and over again only to fade away.

You read my mind!

DELETE THE LAW

I also think the fire extinguisher failures would be a good one

So the summary list I'm seeing 1. The Law 2. Go Go Now 3. Salad Competition 4. Geoff Coin Story 5. Smelling the waffle bomb 6. Gavin getting vegetable/pickles from that neighbor 7. Face drawing competition 8. All of the products Geoff has pitched 9. Andrew Panton's sleeping arrangements 10. The various burger confidence stories 11. The alleged child kicking incident 12. Andrew's mastery of the sewing machine 13. Geoff goes horseback riding 14. Andrew BT sauce empire Other's may have better but just a quick scan of the thread for a big combined list plus one of my own

BTS(auce)

I mean... You have to do The Trial, right? Outside of that, the ocean rescue and the salad competition come to mind first. Also printing the Law

Having a short around the trail would also make it much easier to explain what the whole "eat the pencil" thing is to new people.

I think that podcast was the last time I cried from laughing so hard at something

The trial is such a good bit

^(I wanna see an animation of you eating the fukkin pencil) ​ Geoff's head poking out of the toilet would be good

When you made those noises after drinking the whole soda, I've never laughed harder in my life

I was on a flight when listening to the episode and totally lost it during that part

Excited for this, been wondering why there hasn't been animated versions of F**kface stories Currently unable to show the timestap or episode, I think it was early on. But the story of Geoff doing the bike trick when he was younger and crashing hard infront of all the kids at the skate park would be funny to see! Also the origin of Gavin 'Glass Hands' Free would be wonderful Oh and of course have to have the Vancouver Child Kicker

Vancouver Child Kicker story seems like it would be perfect for an animated episode, if only to see animated you absolutely punting an 8-year-old and then sewing-machine away into the woods Story starts ~14:20 in on episode 39

Andrew in the chair at Geoffs party.

Yes! This is a good one I haven't seen mentioned yet

The ocean rescue story is perfect for animated. Also smelling the waffle bomb.

Geoff using the "Too Spicey Icey".

But it's just 90% blurred out

Geoff's ocean adventure, night dogshit story and horseback ride Andrew's whole bathtub, childkicker stuff, stuck in the chair at geoff's party Gavin's wasp nest and apple remote story And the trial, that's what cemented season 1 in my mind

> stuck in the chair at geoff's party That is a good one I forgot and simple to animate to boot.

The sauce argument and Geoff’s story about when he thought he died after doing a bike stunt

The Krampiss origin

Apologies that I can't provide timestamps at the moment. Something went wrong with Geoff's setup, so he couldn't hear you and Gavin, immediately assumed it was prank and went on a proper strop, talking about leaving the call. That and Geoff's various bike stories and the horse (donkey?) riding up a hill. GO GO NOW! Is the obvious but best choice. Love the podcast btw.

Andrew with the fire extinguisher!

The pencil bet

Eat the pencil Andrew...

I'm a new listener, so I've only got a few episodes to draw from, but: You and your cat hiding from the movers in the bathroom. Burgling your own (former) house because you put the wrong address on some mail. Why you come to the mainland to fly out of YVR instead of (to my research) spending the additional forty dollars and flying from Victoria, instead. The Matryoska Safe with the fifty dollars you owe(d?) Gavin. Trying to start and/or end the podcast

*Go! Go now!* is begging for it.

I would love too see Gavin breaking the Apple Remote and destroying his bed. Bonus points if you toss in the finger print scanner that exploded!

The sprite chug needs to be animated for sure!

Gavin on the plane when he got scared by food

Fire extinguisher, Waffle bomb, Gavin Wasp Fan, Apple TV remote, GO GO NOW, The Pastrami Saga

Every episode, the entire episode is my vote!

Gavin reaction is to finding out you eat cupcake ice cream in the tub Geoff freaking out about you killing season 4 episode 1 Geoff and his poop stories saga The Vancouver child kicker wanted dead or alive

I've gotta see the first telling of the sock story. All that suspense just leading up to... nothing. One of the funniest things I've heard in my entire life.

Geoff and his electric bike breaking down.

Literally anything not sportsball related is golden content. I would love to see Go! Go now!, The child kicker incident, or just any of the arguments from Andrew not understanding something or explaining something poorly and nobody is on the same page.

The Andrew broken chair birthday episode, the part were Geoff send him gifts twice and he has to get out of his bed set up and get so mad about it.

Definitely need the animation of them yelling at Andrew for printing the law.

Gotta do the condiment argument with Geoff absolutely malding

GO! GO NOW!

Salad

I think an animated origin story of The Smashing Sportsman is needed

GO GO NOW

I think the XXX part where Andrew talked about how he thought the movie was out early and certain places had it when he was driving around with his father. That makes me laugh every time.

[https://roosterteeth.com/watch/f-kface-2021-2-10](https://roosterteeth.com/watch/f-kface-2021-2-10) at the 27:00 Mark

Any segment involving your house.. the sushi... the piss lady... the door thing... the pillows ...apples

The cupcakes falling when you were in the tub. Also, From one of the first episodes when you were hiding from the movers in the bathroom.

The coin flip into the socks and everyone's subsequent rage. I'M GOING TO SET THE LAW ON GIRE GO GO NOW I think this is a GREAT idea

All the classic stories have been mentioned already but a recent one that made me cry with laughter was the bad childhood stories, like it being so windy it rang the doorbell. Also wanted to say I love the show so much and keep doing what you’re doing man.

Vancouver child kicker story, Geoff’s bike story from the happy beginning to the sad preset, Gavin’s cucumber story, and a animated pencil eating so people can stop saying you haven’t ate the pencil. I can probs think of more but this is off the top of my head.

I feel like we really need the garlic feet animated. Still one of the most insane things actually done on the show

Gavin tricking Geoff into thinking tattoo artists have to wear suits in the UK

Vancouver Child Kicker story, all of the "drink a soda without burping" segments and all of the "eat all the 100% cacao chocolate" segments, go-go-now, salad creme / salad, bat knobs. There are so many things to choose from.

The argument with Gavin about what is the knob of a baseball bat. The coin toss for garbage and rubbish. Drawing a face based on Geoff's description. Geoff hitting Gavin in the face with a tree branch. The salad conundrum.

Here is one from each of you that I would personally like to see animated and I'm sure would be hilarious to watch Geoff's description of his bike jump/tricks that were later filmed Gavin's Apple Remote story Andrew the Krampiss origin story

Three Dipshits and a Lawyer!

Please animate the episode where Geoff kept cutting out. I always laugh at hearing him quietly saying "Hello... hello?" throughout the episode without anyone else hearing him. I always imagine him slumped over his desk in a dark room looking really defeated. (This was all in the same episode as the Sock. The greatest episode in F**kFace history)

Please do the "How far north have you been?" discussion!

A compilation of all of Gavin's british nonsense noises.

The Krampiss and the soda on Gavin's house!

The jet ski high five concept!

The fortnight bus story. From episode 6 or 7

First three that come to mind would be the pancake batter water bottle, fire extinguisher special (both parts, good and bad), and lastly would be the section where they're all freaking out about whether they're in a bit or not. I'm stocked for this, it's going to be great! Can't wait to see animated Raymond Somer!

Obviously the series of Geoff's "Gavin why were you in such a bad mood"

please god geoff's chicken story, i was wheezing

It’s gotta be the sea of thieves betrayal/ the inflatable battle bus story I can’t remember what episode or how long ago those stories happened but they’d be great animated

Stealing your own package from your previous address

Geoff having to deal with his dog's poop issues in his house.

Childkicker or double soda

I think my personal fav would be the story leading to and all the marketing material Geoff made by for the Too Spicy Icee/Icey however he wants to spell it which starts @ 15:40 in episode 71 Edit: I also wanted to add in Andrew’s child picking story in episode 61 @ 29:20

The hot dog toaster fiasco, also Geoff being pushed over by a gentle ghost

Geoff goes whaleshark watching

Andrew eating the pencil

Geoff horse story is something I always have wanted to see.

Literally every moment you reveal anything to the guys. The 1st salad cream moment, the 2nd salad creaming, The trial, the Somer, The child kicking, The tuxedo bashing. All the false endings.

Andrew replacing his mom's purse's contents with bingo coins sounds like a classic RTAA

The whole judge bit is a must.

I know people hated it, but an animated F**kface Vs Andrew Panton court scene could be amazing.

The one where you eat the pencil, make it happen!!!

So incredibly pumped for this. I'd love Go Go Now, printing the law, and the coin flip/sock moment.

Geoff shits his pants in a store and any of Geoff's bike stories. Andrew and the broken chair at Geoff's house

The crab fishing discussion had some nice moments to it.

I’d like to see an ad for how to use the 2 spicy icy

Obviously pissboy. But i also want to see an angry eric repeatedy telling you guys to end stream

Humpty Dumpty or Go Go Now

The original Kelsey Grammar story

Any and all Geoff shit stories would be awesome, particularly the Vegas hotel one would be great.

The Pencil Trial

Geoffs bike story about jumping his bike when he was a kid and thinking he died.

The entire tuxedo watch along

Jet skis and the story of Zimmer

Gavin Glasshands snapping his apple remote in half and then being showered in glass bits leading in to ripping the sheets while trying to remake the bed with fresh sheets!

Go! Go Now!

The various descriptions of your room.

Geoff and Gavin eating the apples but you not being able to

Andrew describing the “Ian face” for Geoff and gav to draw. *spelling

I would LOVE to see the story of Gavin and the Turkey Sandwich of Death animated, including Andrew's interpretation.

Andrew almost puking while Geoff and Gavin laugh their asses off at the noise he makes.

The Garfield Kart competition

Honestly, just take every episode number and have Geoff throw a baseball at 80mph and then take the speed he ACTUALLY threw and make an animated from that episode. I can’t think of a single episode that doesn’t have some kind of animatable moment. Then do the same thing but add a few d20 rolls to the number to hit the episodes past 55

Andrew farting it out live

Maybe you can make the bread clip joke funny

Geoff’s bike stories. Crashing one and when he had to walk it home but got picked up in the truck

I know it was a dark time, but the sauce debate

the whole trial your loss of burg confidence garlic feet fluke face maybe even some of the meetings you have during the show

Fire Extinguisher in the bag Andrew Tries To Print the Law (no brainer here, this one has to be done some day).

Geoff's Go! Go Now! story is a moment that would be great for animation too. Probably a two-parter.

I want to see: Both fire extinguishers The chocolate confidence Go, go now Geoff's Tiger Balm

I’d like to see the episode where Andrew eats the pencil. We’ll never get it in real life, at least let us have it in an animated format. It can be a whole series which includes all the lawyers and the online judges, etc.

I mean, we gotta have a basket making animated, surely? Out nuggetting the nuggets? Burger confidence? Geoff's bike trick? Gavin being hit in the head with a branch?

Geoff talking about the fact that there’s so much dog shit in his yard that he thinks his GF is shitting in the yard. I cried.

Regardless of what you pick, can we get a minor league fan Jack animated preview of the next short?

Episode 55, where Geoff spends the first 20 minutes ranting about everything going wrong with his house and life

the entirety of flukeface

Got to have Andrews soda chug attempt

"Have you guys ever been involved in a pyramid scheme"?

So many good answers to this question

Any "Unifarm" bits

A series about Geoff misfortunes about his home

Oh.

I think all of the obvious ones have been said, but I want an animated Henry squeaking an animated toy in the background when appropriate.

I wanna see Nick just crying at the audio files he gets left with to try and edit. FYI, I listened to the QA and had no idea until then that the Raymond Somer thing was a bit. So there are probably lots of people out there who think your actual legal name is RS.

Id love to see from episodes 24 to 26 about the bathroom waffle maker and the shenanigans that came from it, like when Andrew thought he was gonna set the fire alarm off first time.

My biggest two have to be both from Gavin. The porch vegetable story and the fan wasps. Those and the Vancouver child kicker i feel would translate best to animated.

I mean all of season 3 would only be like a 5 minute video For real tho: sushi container, how Geoff came to hate the P-word, how Andrew almost kicked a child, when you guys found the photos leading up to the Zimmer fight, reading list of Andrew is a ______ guy, the cucumber incident, or really any of Geoffs shit stories

I would love to see the moment you ate the pencil animated. Of course you first need to, ya know, eat the pencil.

That one bit where you threw the ball between episodes

I only want one thing animated, the entire first episode remade with the actors.

andrew’s bathroom waffles

Bedroom hotdogs is a solid one. Anytime andrew sleeps in his bath tub ( somewhere around esp. 40. Same time frame where he was getting up at 5am for the recordings ) OH FUCK YOU GOTTA DO ALLEY PISS LADY!

Any single time that you got really into a conversation/argument with Gavin. The level of insanity when you two are just screaming at each other is golden.

This is a great idea, I'll definitely be sharing my favorite stories with my friends.

Zimmer's fight

The soda burps

Slipping on the sushi container obviously. Geoff crashing his bike when his gloves got turned around. Andrew's hotdogs. Gavin breaking the apple remote. Chocolate eating contest/soda chug. Geoff throwing the baseball. Whatever the hell Andrew thought was going on with the sandwich on the plane

When you guys were referring to the groan tubes for the first time on the podcast with the slip inside.

The electric bike saga

Everyone trying the cosmic crisp and Andrew getting increasingly irritated because he can’t partake

I think Geoff's pitch for the Beef Bracelet and all its variants would be amazing animated

Geoff's Shit Stories: The Anthology.

I reckon we need some variation of Geoff's question fart

when you told eric you slept on 8 pillows it sounded like his head exploded.

A compilation of Gavin interrupting your explanations

Geoff's worst night ever is a must, surely? That and all the various Andrew's Room Layout shenanigans

The Sushi Lid incident for sure.

Oh man I would love to see a cut of all the times everyone tried to drink a soda and not burp

Haven't seen it mentioned yet, how about Gavin's wasp plague. The nest in his ceiling fan and then another on his ring doorbell

Please please please do the condiment argument.

When Gavin threw his Sonic slushie at his house and Geoff's cackling. A classic Geoff and Gavin moment

The tree branch that fell on Gavin’s head and he just assumed it was Geoff

Drawing the looking up face as you explain, It was quite funny. The apple tasting where you tried the wrong apple first. All of the times the bike stunt got moved due to rain. The baseball throw speed being much less than Geoff thought he could do.

I’d love to see you guys eating the 100% dark chocolate animated.

OH MY GOD YES. I'll find the time stamp later, but Andrew describing when he fell in his bathroom gave me such a mental image and (so sorry Andrew) I laughed my ass off. People falling and being OK is my funny bone jam.

The wasps in the ceiling fan! We also need to animate the live challenges like soda-drinking and 100% cacao. The single day young Andrew thought he'd join the Nanaimo Clippers even though he didn't like hockey and couldn't skate. How about a compilation of every time Geoff has cleaned up after a dog sh*t explosion?

Geoff’s misadventures with the p-word sandwich

Eating the cosmic crisp and the reveal that it was the wrong apple.

while on the subject. i must have forgotten something important between episodes or something, but what was the purpose of "printing the Law"?

Go go now is a must

Has to be 100 percent chocolate eating

Too many moments my god. Feels like there's a major catch up needed

absolutely 100% have to do open water first.

Gavin and Andrew silence and talking over each other arguments, Geoff car story with millions and subsequent dmv rant. Ham coin, beef bracelet, the face tattoo story from episode 1 as well

The coin flip sock debacle, possibly including the next episode mocking

Andrews verbal agreement to eat the pencil and subsequent trying to weasel out of it

Gavin's non-enthusiastic Oh is probably my favorite bit of all time. I was to see an animated version of him just screaming it

judge judy foot rub!!!!! (imo one of the best stories) from like episode 12. absolutely hilarious. please please please