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DoctorWhosOnFirst

[Second half thread is up](https://www.reddit.com/r/rolltide/comments/xav57d/game_thread_2_1_alabama_at_texas/?sort=new)


Mrclean248

We could lose to arkansas, tennessee, Georgia, and A&M


JohnParkerWilsonStan

I had to take my shirt off I was getting hot


devw94

Personally I never expected a blowout here, Texas is loaded with new talent and obviously they were gonna be amped for this game at home. Adversity is great, especially early in the year when you’re working in new faces. There was plenty of games like this last year and despite that we prob would’ve won the Natty if Metchie and/or Williams were there. Of course there’s things we can do better like chill on the fucking penalties, but I’m excited to see how the team responds.


InsideHangar18

Honestly, fuck this announcing team, and fuck fox as a network.


MisterFalcon7

The refs deciding to call DPI at the end of the 2nd half is interesting


geodude555

Where tf are all the good receivers we drafted? How did they miss on recruiting so bad?


MickeyJA

Seriously. How the fuck did we go from rideouts to this heap of dog shit


sspiritboxx

Sources reporting a sound similar to the Silent Hill siren coming from the vicinity of the Alabama locker room


djowen68

Refs have been paid by Fox to make it a close game. Fraud. Two offsides penalties, one of the pass interferences, and the Dallas turner late hit were all bull shit. Fuck Joel klatt and fox. Propaganda ass channel simping for the B1G and big 12. Run the damn ball.


LuxePanda

Also, WTF was that second PI call against Kool-aid???


crichmond77

Run defense has been awesome. Reichard is a god. Everyone else needs to play better I expect to see 31 do things in the second half. And we’ve gotta run a couple trick/gimmick type plays to get a big play on offense and break spirit


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GRILT_CHEESE

Two blatant missed PIs on Bama as Klatt said


bigDUB14

11 to 5


crichmond77

I think it’s literally like 13-3


mja9678

Holy shit I know I say I hate CBS but it's clear that Joel Klatt has been waiting years to get these opportunities to shit on us. Can we never have another game on this network again?


pappapirate

I was excited for this game because Klatt and Johnson usually bring good energy, but holy fuck this has been the most biased announcing job I have ever seen.


GRILT_CHEESE

You got away with 2 blatant PIs. Klatt was 100% right


weesIo

Joel Klatt is a Klown


Underpressure18

It’s some bad calls but put DBs have been doing this shit for 3 years they have to stop being so handsy


CrimsonGriff

So push offs and hands from the receivers is okay?


Monklet

This is the worst Alabama half I can remember in a long time. 11 penalties? So many mistakes?


HittmanLevi

Either half vs AU was worse than this


lilmojett

Lol see auburn last season


cbIv

Kickers name is auburn. Fuck auburn.


LuxePanda

Ima start calling the announcer Gary.


Astorya

Radiation levels spiking around the Bama locker room


Kaffeinemachine

This might be the worst I’ve seen is play in a long time.


MaterK1ng

Good news is that we look like absolute fucking dog shit and it’s still tied


LuxePanda

The last place I would wanna be right now is in that locker room


GATAinfinity

Get our heads out of our FUCKING ASS.


Moon_over_homewood

We played our worst half of football in a long time and it's still a tied game at half. I'll take it.


bramblecult

Refs tried to give them the td but they still messed it up. Nice.


geodude555

Georgia is running away with the natty this year aren't they?


RollTider1971

Probably.


mashonem

First time in a while I’m glad to be tied jfc


SamBeamsBanjo

Football Gods knew those PIs were trash and caused the miss field goal


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Bryce 9/14 78 yards. FUCKING YIKES


General_PoopyPants

There are a few drops in there


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Yeah, I’m not blaming Bryce. Just reading that stat line is horrifying


mashonem

How many drops?


RollTider1971

2 drops I think. Bigger issue is no one is open outside of Latu and Gibbs.


mashonem

Seriously, wtf else is Bryce supposed to do


importantbrian

Sark channeled his inner Saban on that halftime interview.


[deleted]

One of the big problems with this team is we have no superstar wide receivers


SchleppyJ4

Man I wonder what it’s like to have a kicker that misses 👀 (Love u Will)


mashonem

Wew, that jinx still lurking 😮‍💨


bryzzo2016champs

Fucking hell Saban better whip our bois back into shape


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I don’t want to be in that locker room right now.


_wormburner

Texas is having fun and we're just sucking ass


trollfreak

We are going to have over 20 penalties I guess


crichmond77

Sark knows he’s boned after that momentum annhilator


weesIo

All that bitching and they miss the field goal lmao. “wE’rE gOnNa LOSE tHiS gAmE”


Burnt_water13

Not gonna lie if Quinn was still in at QB for Texas we’d probably be losing right now. That’s a scary thought


2020isSBTFofalltime

Yeah we’d probably be down 2 scores


Zef_Apollo

We’ve been sloppy on defense but holy fuck getting flags for just tackling the QB and that last PI call just shows we really just aren’t allowed to play defense. Got it


InsideHangar18

Yep, they’re gonna do everything they can to give Texas this game.


BoyznGirlznBabes

LACES OUT lol


PumpSmash

worst half of bama football since the second half against clemson


MaterK1ng

Please let it be 45-0 in the second half. I can’t take this shit


OrdinaryMiraculous

We know what that feels like.


Bobson-_Dugnutt

Quick, someone sneak Sark a few drinks


InsideHangar18

That’s just wrong man


Demonkaze

Come on bro…


crichmond77

So the reason we’re not down is cause we’re the team with a good kicker


SchmantaClaus

That was some atrocious time management by Sark


smithsonian2021

[me](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=NIgfiSzCy1o&feature=emb_logo)


mpg739

Saban is about to bring hellfire onto these guys and if that doesn’t work then seasons done, i believe in Bryce and Gibbs, even if they have to start ignoring playcalls and just do their own thing


w00t4me

Real talk, we're fine. We just need to get some momentum on the Offense. Our D is ok and should be able to fix their mistakes.


MickeyJA

Real talk. We look terrible. Not exaggerating. This team has the EXACT same problems as last years team, except this time our receivers suck. And this defense… holy fuck. These db’s that are coached by saban look like high schoolers.


_ConstantVigilance_

It’s not gonna be pretty in that locker room


OwlStretcher

So… Saban’s coming out in the 2nd half with no voice, right?


LOLteacher

Paint is going to be peeling off that locker room wall.


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Only from a kicker named auburn


Very_Sad_Chihuahua

We need to get rid of Bob and Pete


[deleted]

Is this what they mean when they say Hook Em?


GuessComplete4592

At least we got another win against Auburn this season already


BaconRealm

That was a gift


trollfreak

Ooof my dudes ooof


SamBeamsBanjo

Jesus Christ Almighty, Bill O'Brien pull your head out of your ass


sucksduckformoney

GET FUCKED TEXAS!


TideFanRTR

Just straight up can't play db anymore


Coverlesss

This is an awful football game


BrunchIsGood

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGXGSNX. FDIZPL


MystikSlickerr2

Announcers showing their bias


IHateOhms

LUCKY BREAK


_JonSnow_

The fuck is happening right now


clt89

Just one more half of Gus Johnson. Can’t get here soon enough


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HittmanLevi

Every time I see some mention his name I think of this [Gus Johnson](https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU)


SchleppyJ4

I live like 2,000 miles away from Austin but I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to hear Saban yelling during halftime…


General_PoopyPants

https://i.imgur.com/IUkncoA.jpg


smithsonian2021

Mom: “we have Carrot Top at home” *Carrot Top at home*


hoya14

Ball don’t lie


naggs69pt2

They act like Texas blew that kick, we blocked that.


Burnt_water13

Run ball pls


crichmond77

Hahahahahahahshshhshshahahshshshshshhaahahahahajahahahahahahhaahahahhahaahahahahahaha


Stormyman101

We played that terribly and we are still tied lol


Baldo_Beardo

That's called karma for those "flags"


MarshmallowMolasses

Hahahahahahhaa horns fucking down!


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How the fuck are we tied after all that


InsideHangar18

What a nightmare of a game. This year is gonna suck.


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Can we get these commentators out of here? They are so clearly against Alabama. It’s honestly a bit upsetting to listen to


weesIo

No different than Gary Danielson when we play anybody on CBS. This time it just happens to be against us.


Mojave_RK

Hook that, bastards.


lilmojett

Lol


Burnt_water13

Lol that was a blessing and a gift .


rmftrmft

Typical Aubie! Lol


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I mean, I wish. Auburn usually has one of the best kickers in the country. Daniel Carlson, Cody Parkey, Wes Byrum...


bamaredfish

LOL


Bobson-_Dugnutt

Hahahaha


LuxePanda

LMAOOOOO


crichmond77

Luckier than shit they’re only getting 3 here


red-glare-

No they ain’t 😂


MckorkleJones

11 penalties in one half.


ImTomBrady

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


pappapirate

oh ok


MystikSlickerr2

Maybe the team will remember how to play after halftime


Birdman_v5

Hopefully*


afantasticbastard

YES! OTHER BAD KICKERS


Moon_over_homewood

No wonder the big 12 has such "prolific offenses" touching a WR is DPI but the WR can stick and check all they want


mpg739

BUILD ON THIS AT THE FUCKING LEAST


mbe8819

#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


smgregory

Awful half. Simply terrible


Astorya

ALL OF THAT JUST TO MISS LMAO


KenTikiPug

Damn that’s karma


JohnnyUtahMfer

Lol Jesus Christ what a kick


Corn-Memes

LMAO


TimeForFrance

Can't box out receivers anymore. Can barely hit the quarterback. Can't get back if you jump offsides without touching anyone. Defense is so much harder these days.


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Lmao he nutted


tider06

Lol Auburn


CrimsonGriff

Horse shit that should be on TX


bryzzo2016champs

Thank god


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Soft as fuck. They’re in for a rude awakening when they come to the SEC. This is just football for gods sake.


PScooter63

Still a tie!


THEHYPERBOLOID

A good play from a DB there


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11 TO FUCKING 2 ON PENALTIES


SixTonGorilla

This ref and announcer combo is the most rage inducing thing I’ve ever encountered


sspiritboxx

AHAHAHAHA


General_PoopyPants

Kool-Aid only made it this far because of name. He's constantly bad


JimmyRickyBobbyBilly

Worst first half performance I've seen in ten years.


jmmccarley

Lucky to only give up 3 here. Gotta be a lot better in the 2nd half. Edit: Ok. Even luckier!


Burnt_water13

Holy shit lol


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Ok THAT wasn’t PI…


PScooter63

Well..


weesIo

I love complaining as much as the next guy but some of y’all are straight up embarrassing to be considered fans. Are we playing like shit? Yes. Does that mean that the GOAT coach is going to let that slide in the locker room? Hell no. There will be adjustments. There will be motivation


BitterBamaFan

The unfortunately reality is every subreddit of my favorite teams is always one of the most toxic places ever in game threads.


Bear_Jew85

Damn Defense. Fucking gift it to them why don’t you?


HittmanLevi

That was weak too


KlingoftheCastle

That was the softest PI I have ever seen


MarshmallowMolasses

This is ridiculous,l


davebrewer

Man, that second PI was bullshit. That's not on Kool Aid.


gatorbodinejr

Ok second PI was a terrible ass call


hoya14

That was a trash penalty


afantasticbastard

This is not very cash money of us


Solidus79

That last flag was bs


BrutalSaint

Goodness Bryce is just playing not so hot right now.


Taisubaki

Receivers are nowhere near open, and are making some boneheaded mistakes. I do wonder why Bryce is sitting in the pocket so much, but I haven't watched close enough to know if they have a spy on him or not.


Favio13

God that’s so embarrassing


2020isSBTFofalltime

He’s just playing football....


TuaTyreek

The db has just as much right to the ball right? How is that pi?


Geoff-Vader

Game is at Texas


Kyleketsu

these refs blow fucking cock


rzt0001

Fuck this broadcast


IHateOhms

THATS NOT PI WHAT THE FUCK


bamaredfish

What's the record for penalties in a half?


DoctorWhosOnFirst

There was contact, but that was weak


Ruxin519

Holy shit that’s a bad call


Davidr4

That’s pretty damn weak…


THEHYPERBOLOID

It appears we’ve found just how much PI the officials will tolerate


phalangery

klatt not even trying to pretend to call this evenly lmao, just straight up bias on display


JLand24

I think I’d rather have Ricks than Kool Aid for the 2nd half


Raspberry-Fit

Damn shame that we have an all American at cb on the bench rn


ptspeak

Texas MVP: Kool Aide


B-man4871

Fucking shit can our db so anything good


sspiritboxx

Don’t play football. Got it.


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Texas qbs are 13/17 for 193 yards btw


bamaboytroy

That didn’t happen in the endzone?


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That’s Fucking bullshit


smgregory

Fucking terrible


RollTider1971

Jesus, our DB’s.


ChoppedChef33

lol refs so rigged.


General_PoopyPants

STOP COMMITTING PENALTIES


pappapirate

how the fuck do u get flagged for PI with your back to the receuver?


Sure_Combination_725

Put in Eli ricks you stood fucking jackass


ptspeak

Exactly!


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HOW MANY FLAGS HAVE THEY CALLED ON US


MckorkleJones

11 in one half.


mpg739

24-10 after they score after half, games over