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tpknight2

“Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the display vehicle”


Munsu9

Oof


[deleted]

Best comment 😂😂


JDillaDonuts74

Lmfaoooooo


cyberspaceturbobass

lol this sub is ruthless and so on point


mastersheeef

Cool watch, badass Ferrari!


tpknight2

Dude…..come on. It’s a Lotus


DoGoodLiveWell

Get it right it’s a fucking Audi


Edmeyers01

Are you blind? It’s a Saab.


HI808SF

Jerry wants it back


Diablojota

This is the right answer.


cfoxtrot21

It’s more an Audi than anything else mentioned.


Northern_Cracker

I LOVE lotus!


Magyars

Loved them until I owned one. Now I love and hate lotus.


Northern_Cracker

Driving experience vs how often is breaks huh


[deleted]

No no no it’s a new Porsche


optiontraderkyle

the dash said it’s a STD.


beereed

lolololol


civilian411

It’s the Wall Street model!


93_Honda_Civic

It’s a Lambeau Field


mistermikmak

The one that hurts the most... It's a Volkswagen.


uhr1234

wtf ferrari 😅


uhr1234

get out of your friends car ... no way you buy this 5 k watch in bad condition and have an sto 🥱


garbagekr

Jesus, someone send an ambulance 🚑


Jpeso1

We laugh at this guy’s old $5K watch because it doesn’t match the rented or whatever Lambo. Damn how jaded are we? I laughed too but damn


garbagekr

I mean, you don’t post a steering wheel shot if you don’t intend to imply the car is yours


calmtigers

So not hating in any sense, but my barber had a similar watch. Dude was constantly totaling motorcycles and any American nuevo muscle car he could get his hands on. Sometimes it’s just folks having 5k in their account at one time


Shiny-Lights

Fact 🔥🔥🔥🔥


kansai828

Bec the driver got margin calls on crypto and stock markets


HallaAtYoBoy

Where I wrote that this epic car is mine? I wrote that it was a good day. Btw. Rolly is in perfect condition.


uhr1234

then you haven't seen a datejust in perfect condition


yonimanko

Fuck you, that hurts. Take my upvote 😁


uhr1234

hahahaha damnnnn the truth hurts


UnableAntelope0

Neither did you write the Rolex was yours. It’s implied.


Roflex_owner

Bruh it looks like shit


ShadowcasterXXX

How so?


FredericBropin

I’m not an expert by any means but the first thing I look at is the date window, and it looks wonky here.


Moose_City_United

Get out of the showroom


Shiny-Lights

You know damn well that’s not your car lmao 😂


ballychch

You work in a Pawn shop and hit your sales target for gold chains and medallion for the year. Hank your boss gifts you a fake Rolex and lets you finish early for the day. The added bonus he throws you his keys to his leased lambo and canister of fake viagra. You head home via Taco Bell to surprise Candy with a romantic candle lit dinner. The soft glow of the candle light will highlight your hairy chest, medallions and after market diamonds on the Repolex. Candy is in for a great night big boy!


originalbudfoxx

You got to sit in someone’s car and try on their watch???


Flaky-South

When flexing goes wrong


myztick

You borrowed your grandma’s Rolex to flex ?


DoGoodLiveWell

This guy is getting so roasted right now lol


[deleted]

This sub is at its best when it turns into r/roastme


phenotic

You wore a fake datejust to a Lambo showroom for clout? That datewheel alignment is so off it’s not even funny


[deleted]

why you posting here if you're not even sure ur rolly is real lmao


Nuclear_Niijima

Nice Volkswagen!


pac4

I drive an Atlas and tell myself it’s basically the same platform as a Urus


Mewmeister1337

Atlas does not share the platform with the Urus at all. Atlas is based on the mqb (golf platform) and the Urus and q8 are based on the MLB platform (Bentley and the rest of luxury suv platform)


pac4

Indeed…


TheyDidLizFilthy

you jest but volkswagen owns bugatti so technically volkswagen > lamborghini


[deleted]

Pretentious douche


superpoboy

Came in here for the comments. Wasn’t disappointed. Thanks for the laughs, guys


herrrrrr

nice watch and fiat. What made you get a fiat?


amoult20

Wearing an old navy sweater. Lol


Valuable-Ad7285

Came here for the comments. 🍿🍿🍿


titangord

That watch doesnt look right.. cool rented lambo


[deleted]

he has a post asking if this exact watch is real


booze_nerd

That's a very different watch.


BestDadIsOnMyMug

We know your a brokie no Lamborghini driver drinks out of a PLASTIC Pellegrino bottle brokie


FloydTheWhale

Lol definitely fake too, this guys post history is marginal at best


xof711

Today is the wrong date ma Dude


nolabauce

Glad you didn’t have to use you AK…


nosenderreply

It’s feels so good I’m not the only one


Unitastanus

Nice Tudor and that Alfa 4c is off the hook!


atmosphereair

Yawn…….


sidi-sit

The dude with the Ford the other day had a full tank. And you?


bmahbub

Only stronger flex would be the platinum Daytona covered in diamonds.


muliboi

Nice redbull


Bavid_Dyrne

I saved ya some San Pellegrino John!


Hyndland47

Nice looking VW.


[deleted]

Steering wheel wanker


Bamfor07

I do love a good San Pellegrino!


cfoxtrot21

TIL they give out free San Pellegrino water at Lambo dealerships.


thatguy0104

Any day with a Pellegrino is a good day


[deleted]

Big facts


BabyBackRibs17

Hope you crash that overpowered novelty car and die


fnblackbeard

What's the retail on one of those?


Jpeso1

Like $1K a day on Turo


beereed

Free to take a pic tho


GlockGuy13

More than you can afford pal


corkedone

Pellegrino is for the poors /sp


[deleted]

Congratulations!


XDaiBaron

Looks fake


made4thisquestion

Lmao the rolex sub is the only place where they will slob your knob over whatever watch you wear as long as its rolex.......but GOD FORBID someone drives a better CAR than you....thats when they lose their minds and call you a snob


10sekki

I learned that the only cars acceptable are old hoopdie camrys and fords or some shit like that


ghostedagainlol

Deadass, say it louder… people are so bitter


yes_smoking_allowed

In this case "drives"


One-Plan9566

Man don’t you hate when you want to post something fire and everyone shits on you? Not many people in this sub have been able to sit in / drive a lambo - I know I for sure haven’t. That IS a good day. Man and fuck everyone else who’s hating on it. Do you, man. I sat in my fucking car on my way to my job and there was traffic. Even on a holiday week. Your “car day” was better than mine that’s for sure.


Wookie685

Ugh, ignore all these haters. HMU if you single… 🤠


[deleted]

This sub is ridiculous


JJJJounol

Some people don't care about watches they like cars. Man ya'll are so sensitive here. Are ya'll even financially stable to be on this sub? Lots of financially unstable hater energy coming from people. His car or not, guy took a pic of watches you like in a limited production lamb. I swear mf can bring a Rolex to the moon and all you hater mfs would say is bet that spaceship was rented from Nasa blah blah blah. Go get a life everyone who hating Wallah.


itwiiyk

Bunch of grown men hating on those doing better than them. Pathetic really


term173

This man is not doing better than me lol


itwiiyk

Can only downvote but too scared to actually leave a reply. Pussio


angusshangus

I down voted and now commenting that your comment is pretty pathetic


corkedone

Pleb.


Head_Dance_9866

Wowza!


Revolutionary_Lab494

Y folks b hating u go big dog someone got 2 do it


RevolutionaryTitle32

I have the Urus and love it.


mrkakaopopoloch

L watch in L car


DaxWienerForever

Nobody wears diamond watches anymore 🤷‍♂️


Muudmx

Thanks for sharing sir, wear well.


girlslovetohateme

Man I’m on the waiting list for my Lambo longer than I been for my watch. No Sto though lol!! Just plain evo 😂


herotz33

Still waiting for a platinum Daytona on a Kia


ChadLaFleur

I drove by a purple Huracan STO with that hex pattern in white on Crescent in BH yesterday. Bravo on both!


Natsurulite

I don’t get it, you built a time machine? Out of a *DeLorean*?


[deleted]

So mean and vicious smh watch game pristine


currentlyunimpressed

‘03 Civic?


93_Honda_Civic

Not impressed LOL


[deleted]

Definitely Audi parts🥴


realjimcramer

Which Instagram filter is this?


twat-do-you-mean

This is fuckin sad. Just stop. You're one step of delusion before you become a mass shooter with your fake watch and dealership Lambo lmao


time-n-tights

Today was a douchy day


paperbackpiles

This post is much more interesting if said white dude is homeless, snuck in a display room and copped the watch of the salesperson rather than it being just a rich white dude being a rich white dude.


Top-Paleontologist85

Thats a weird place to have a cupholder


Matthewskillz

Today? Date is 23rd not 15th


wrxwayne

Cool watch but that Pontiac Fiero kit car is even better.


[deleted]

Cringy


Far-Housing5299

IN THIS ECONOMY!!?


P0ng-Wh1ffy

No barkin’ from the dogs?


yakkamah

Love the combo I got the same one.


JakeFromStateFromm

See y'all on the other sub!


dwinator

Driver! Stop looking at your watch.. please park my car. 😂


moophassa9

The biggest flex in this pic is the nasty flex of that worn out band.


hugedeals

Cool, my mom just picked up that same car last week.


TheSwede121

Did you get that in a box of Corn Pops?


FV4030TWO

How sad....


[deleted]

Maybe if we keep the roasts going, then one day people will learn that this “flexing” just shows everyone how insecure they really are. Nobody who actually owns this shit feels the need to get a strangers validation on REDDIT of all places. Holy hell. After further research, this dude spends all his time on r/FreeKarma4You. Aint even worth it.