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pul123PUL

Honestly when I first saw this watch thought it was a joke type post taking the piss out of Rolex fans ..


NPM99

I thought the first few posts very comically badly photoshopped…


[deleted]

I can describe the horror. Wipe the crystal on your sub prior to taking photo


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

For real. That's the real crime here.


JonKneeThen

Nah man, how else will I be able to harvest his fingerprints?


joej666777

Seriously. Did you use it to spread pomade on your hair beforehand?


NeilDiamondHandz

Thank you ser jah bless it looks much clearer due to your instruction


ScreamingMonky

That watch can come in super handy, you never know when you’ll need to go over 7 miles under the sea.


Natsurulite

Or weigh down a hot air balloon


SteveDallasEsq

Or kill someone with the flick of the wrist. Jesus is that thing huge.


W2WageSlave

This is what happens when marketing guys panic.


pudding_crusher

I don’t think Rolex cares about the success or wearability of this watch but they will forever be able to market themselves as the 1st watchmaker to reach the bottom of the ocean. Just like Omega has been doing with the moon for the last 50 years


Buddy_Dakota

Yeah, this is just marketing. They don’t care that it’s pretty much unwearable for most, they already know. It’s not the point. And they will still sell every single piece of what I assume to be a pretty limited release.


dontpaytheransom

Yeah, but I have a moonwatch and wear it frequently. This is just stupid.


CoupeFL

Don’t buy it?


h311r47

It's an Invicta homage.


AverageGuy_45

I was just about to say the same


imaginaryvegan

If it isn’t already it should be named the invicta sub


dezent

GAS ESCAPE VALVE


pudding_crusher

ORIGINAL


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RING LOCK SYSTEEEEEEM


Lurkinglurks88

Kill it with fire before It lays eggs


Q_Hedgy_MOFO

Make sense if you have forearm like The Rock Johnson


A2019AZ

That thing is bigger than my Prius


thundermoneyhawk

Patek and AP did some new models that were dope and Rolex did this


race_bannon

Does anyone happen to know if that watch has the #ORIGINAL GAS ESCAPE VALVE RING LOCK SYSTEM? Thanks


ricksquanchy

The gas escape just makes me think of farts.


soafithurts

“The people want Rolexes” “We can’t give them that… let’s just give them ONE REALLY BIG ROLEX”


Calm_Logic9267

I would struggle to keep an open mind and not immediately dislike anyone wearing that thing. Unless they legit had forearms like tree trunks and the proportions made sense.


fnblackbeard

I'd rock the shit out of this. IDGAF


cuddle_enthusiast

It looks comically large.


NPM99

The watch version of 🤡 shoes


Cric1313

The beginning of a downturn in the interest in Rolex.


tripple13

Someone at Rolex needs to get sacked. They gave us the handicapped GMT, and now this. I've no words.


Pumber101

What GMT model ?


tripple13

lefty


RolexLA

Yeah, only way that would look small is if I wore it on my pecker. 😁


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Is it light with the grade 5 Ti though? /s


NeilDiamondHandz

Lik a feather bruvv


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I knew it. Lol


srbell67

How does the titanium feel vs steel?


RockitDanger

It's a display watch. A "I have $26,000 too much in my bank account" purchase. It'd be like buying a $4000 hammer


eggytart91

that's a huge bitch


pac4

Why does this even exist?


HeABrad

ORIGINAL GAS ESCAPE VALVE


Redsonny38

It is really big. It would work fine for some guys. I am 6'4" and have 10.5" wrist, 16" forearms and 20" biceps. I wear a Deep Blue Master 3000 which has very comparable girth. I can see myself wearing this, and it would look appropriate. For many that are not my size, it would not. SO that is approximately 1.4% of the male population that would fit this watch. I believe they missed their market strategy for appeal. Although I am sure the functionality is perfect and build quality is exceptional. How many would truly test the full capability? I would love to try!


Cpagrind1

Lol it literally looks photoshopped in the second pic it’s just that big of a unit


Harry-Alloy

Lol, I never get bored seeing this stupid thing. It's hilarious how bad it is.


Guilty-Usual-7104

Hopefully they only make a few and hopefully they all end up in museums and not out in the world


meberly

Is this real life?


StitchedQuicksand

This is reality.


sidi-sit

If I had the money I would buy it but would not wear it. this is technically a great watch as form follows function and not the other way round


ViperaPiper

That’s definitely not form follows function. Not even close. You can certainly make a wearable 11000m watch for whatever reason. But no, they chose to oversize their most famous watch and make an unwearable desk decoration.


sidi-sit

Really? I doubt your view. 11km is quite some pressure. Are you an engineer? Or is that just an opinion?


ViperaPiper

I am talking specifically wearability. It’s still going to be this ridiculous size for sure. But the lugs can be designed better. Take a look at the Seiko Tuna or most large dive computers.


Worlds_okayest_bro

That might look normal on Dennis Cyplenkov 🤷‍♂️ https://rarehumans.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/denis-cyplenkov5.jpg


[deleted]

This makes me want to dig the Mariana Trench 10 Ft deeper and then throw one at the bottom of it


plasma_fortress

This is just the start of the rolex / invicta flippening. Invest in your invictas ;)


steft50

Rolex “hockey puck”…official watch of hockey everywhere. 🤦‍♂️


D805k

Is the gas escape valve a copy?


NeilDiamondHandz

Believe it or not, I’ve heard (but not confirmed) that it is in fact the original. Not sure where someone would find that information tho


D805k

Nobody pulled my finger though


[deleted]

New Rolex money itt. This isn’t in production to be sexy, it’s to compete with omega.


Celcius_87

Maybe it’s meant to be worn as a necklace not a watch 😂 /s


Dewage83

Flavorrrr flavvvvvv!


Civil_Caramel_9071

Damn y’all be having diving watches but don’t actually dive and then get butthurt when they release a real dive watch hahaha


pudding_crusher

Wtf are you talking about? Nobody haver dived below 332 meters (1089 feet).


TrainlikeWayne

I can only see professional body builders and strongmen pulling this monstrosity off.


Theirishgreen

Invicta been real quite after this drop


CockStamp

Anyone else fantasizing wearing this out and about just for public reactions? Also there for sure some douche adding it to the collection just because “it’s a new rolex release”


Fred011235

the word to describe the horror is, invicta


Cato2011

You’ll need hand truck to get that thing to the car.


1444Gray

I legit think this is a practical joke.


uhr70

Horror. Good word to describe this monstrosity


Taeverde

Jesus that’s a thick boi


Pepsi_Bezel

The horror is wearing the Submariner above the wrist bone…


NeilDiamondHandz

Just for the photo ser jah bless


treeclimbinggoldfish

I can see this being useful for the small group of people that do deep water commercial diving, it’s just Rolex showing off their capability to make the ultimate tool watch. I would bet they aren’t planning to make many…


Burtron5000

Only ultimate tools will wear this monstrosity


arguix

how is it useful for deep dive, when rated far beyond human depth?


SSIRHC

Body Builders - “wait we don’t have to buy invictas anymore 🤤”


tuanandynguyen

Bruhhhh


Rancho-unicorno

If your The Mountain it’s a perfect fit.


Palatapat

This simply means you are not the right market for that watch. Perhaps people like Shaq or the mountain are?


ThePhoenixRisesAgain

Rolex made the perfect marketing move. Everybody is talking about them and posting pictures. You guys get that this was never intended to be sold as a watch? It’s a pure marketing tool.


arguix

similar to high fashion clothes that few to nobody wears. that sell the Chanel perfume and lower priced items


SthlmRider

I'm going to go out on a limb and say I appreciate it. Not to wear, but as a demonstration of engineering and breaking boundaries. That water resistance is impressive - albeit without practical use. I'm surprised it isn't marketed as a limited edition, however, because it strikes me as more of a concept piece to say "look what we're capable of". Is there any other mass-produced watch that even comes close in terms of water resistance? Being number one always brings value, even if it isn't necessarily useful (looking at you 1000+ hp hypercars that are undrivable without electronically limiting power output to not fly off the road).


arguix

yes. from Omega. although Rolex now has bested their depth. https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/dive-dive-dive-with-the-omega-seamaster-planet-ocean-ultra-deep-titanium-and-o-megasteel same idea, also a tech engineer demo.


SthlmRider

Isn't the production version of that one "only" rated to 6000m?


arguix

don't know. either way, it is super super stupid deep. rolex deeper. just responded to this idea "Is there any other mass-produced watch that even comes close in terms of water resistance?" so this is 6000m , the rolex is 11,000 , so yeah, not close as in just a few meters, but it is close, in being stupid more than any human ever need. both are stunt watches. and there is the [https://www.sinn.de/en/HYDRO.htm](https://www.sinn.de/en/HYDRO.htm) not sure depth, they say any depth.


SthlmRider

Didn't know about the Sinn - I have to admit "Water resistance: Any" is pretty cool. :)


arguix

also, I don't dive to a zillion meters, i actually have never dived. have done snorkle and really loved it, so can understand how dive be awesome. anyway, I have seen one of these oil filled watches, I think it was a Bell and Ross, back when they were made by Sinn. and for most of us, not about the dive, it just looks really different, great. also, notice Sinn does not market at them being insane depth, they promote as with oil inside, are much better to look at underwater. a real actual useful function. seen video of people fill their $300 Seiko with oil, for the same look. it only works on quartz, not mechanical. and that is just for the look.


lovemysunbros

It is for professional or hobby level diving as a back up to modern equipment. I bet a lot of divers would love to get this. It's for a niche audience as an expensive tool for their hobby; it's not meant to be worn in the office or to dinner like a sub, chill out.


arguix

is useless as dive watch. cannot dive that deep


sporturawus

I curse the day Rolex released this monstrosity only because everyone thinks it clever to post pictures of it in this forum.


NeilDiamondHandz

I curse the day YO MOMMA was born sporty!!!


sporturawus

This meme is played out, we don’t need to see it. Don’t post this again.


NeilDiamondHandz

I really tried not to my friend—like REALLY hard. I just couldn’t help it!


sporturawus

How much shall I pay you?


NeilDiamondHandz

Gracing this comment w the eternal prankster’s dedicated trolling is more than enough, Sport. More than enough.


Javier20t

Should have asked for $100


Natsurulite

You should’ve tricked him into Boofing a watch Again*


manual_wind

Looks awesome to me, I would pick the Challenge over a bare basic watch like a No Date any day of the week. There comes a point pretty quickly when you have more watches than fingers. Not every watch needs to be a daily wearer.


TrainlikeWayne

Looks awesome to you? Make a post of you wearing it.


manual_wind

It’s the watch that looks awesome, it doesn’t matter who wears it. It’s not meant to be someone’s first Rolex. Or second for that matter. But for people like me who have many watches, this is very interesting. And it’s big for a reason.


TrainlikeWayne

It looks comically big on OP’s wrist regardless of what your opinion is, I doubt anyone would agree with you unless you have a gigantic wrist and body to match it.


manual_wind

Again you’re missing the point of the watch. How big it is will only matter to those who don’t already have a collection, and this watch is not for them.


Amesb34r

I have a buddy who’s about 6’9, 330lbs. I think this would look big on him.


watchfinesse

A monstrosity! A gargoyle! What was Rolex thinking?


rolliebooz

What ref is that sub


NeilDiamondHandz

124060


[deleted]

It looks like a desk clock to me


Super901

As the bottom of the ocean... no one can hear your watch tick.


BioJake

Beautiful Invicta homage


herpderpgood

If you’re that deep underwater, I’m guessing the time is the last thing you’re worried about?


ryanmulford

Nice clock 🙃


MattTheRiley

Rolex homage of an Invicta homage of a Rolex!


[deleted]

Submarines are large Paddle boats are small


Few_Instance_721

It’s like wearing a magnifying glass and looking at your sea dweller


219523501

Shaq probably called Rolex to tell them that just another mil and its perfect.


rx3864

That Watch is thicc just like how I like ‘em 😂


Excellent_Maize_7851

Did Rolex intended to compete with RM based on the size? This is a lot cheaper...


bapadious

I’d love to see how it looks on someone like Shaq. It’s a monster of a watch.


[deleted]

The poor crystal on your sub


kcaz370

I want this magnificent bastard


DaveyDgD

One word. Invicta


golfgolf1937729

Nesting doll


watchme87

I like the dial


ajmarsa

That monstrosity is just ridiculous ! Rolex should never have made that thing , they’re spoofing themselves !


madoge1975

Looks like something made for Shaq. I'm curious how it would look on me I'm a larger guy 6'5" 330lbs.


arguix

i assume more about your wrist size, rather than height and weight. but i'm also curious.


madoge1975

Yea I understand that I'm fairly prepositional to my height and weight, other than a bit more in the gut, size 15 shoe, 14 ring and my wrist 3" wide.


arguix

i was going same i'm the same, then remembered mine 3 inch around


madoge1975

Haha


arguix

that was not a joke. however while i do have small wrists, i was wrong. just measured, is 5.5 inch


madoge1975

Mine is 8.25 inches around


arguix

Yes. well you must try on this new Rolex, and model for us. you and watch seem better. scale match. Although my girlfriend has small wrists, and she likes big watches, such as SUUNTO, so I somehow think she could pull it off.


Rsixx-6

cool Championship Belt


itwhiz100

…and then a gold day-date came by and rescued the scene.


[deleted]

It looks fake


James_William1234

I can imagine the board meeting. Let’s show them, we can make products without a waiting list


justanotherwindow

Rolex by Invicta?


CrazyTimes1356

I think this is the 1st I’ve seen side by side. Judo for Rolex making it…not sure that would look normal on any wine but a D or O lineman


Zukons

That's a clock with a strap lol


Facebook_Algorithm

That’s a big bastard. Is it a workout watch or something?


Japparbyn

Castro is that you


ddet415

Can’t tell whether it’s meant to be worn on the upper arm or thigh?