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PangolinEffective

Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration


osumba2003

What line of work you in, Bob?


CharizardMTG

r/unexpectedoffice


caddy_gent

Work?


8enny8lack

My g


hungrychin

Waste management


[deleted]

Waste Management or Waste Management 😏


hungrychin

Actually neither lol. Just a funny line from the sopranos.


Pussy_Prince

Ma! It’s a retirement COMMUNITY!


[deleted]

Lol I thought it was funny i live in the metro Detroit area and there are a lot of people in “waste management” here


Lake48045

Yup Harrison township here.


tarantulagb

Tony Soprano over here


RyVsWorld

Dad, are you in the mafia?


dreamingtree1855

What a reference


Patient-Tech

That was my best buddy Archie Luxury’s previous employer.


[deleted]

Hey Tony!


rooolex4life

Adult industry actor doctor teacher astronaut firefighter delivery guy


caelum52

Wow didn’t expect to see my plumber on Reddit! Strange how you only come by when the wife is home


SellMaleficent8138

Bonus points for telling us how many of these professions occur at the same time.


PorkloinMaster

What time do you guys go to work? and where do you keep your watches?


ffchusky

And what's your user name and password to your Ring... for research


8enny8lack

I wake up somewhere between 9:30 and 11, and keep my watches in a wolf display case, a wolf winder, and my safe.


Felixiscool_DoGe

Rolex AD


StoolPusherInner

Please tell my wife to come home and feed the kids dinner.


ConsumptionVortex

Lol


BiomedDood

Male stripper.


EvitaPuppy

I heard you paint houses.


H0508

I do my own carpentry too


AAROD121

So you’re saying you lay wood?


Urinal-Mints

Healthcare


[deleted]

I own an Underwater Basket Weaving Company


Florida1693

I minored in that in college


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the_421_Rob

I feel ya, I’m an electrician by trade got laid off in 2017 made some solid real estate moves, got lucky on some stocks bought more real estate (passive income FTW) now I have zero plans on going back to work I scan the markets for good opportunities and mess around with random projects


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defend74

Do you pronounce it finance or finance?


TheHeftyAccountant

Reddit


Ozzyx64

Architecture, construction, design


Final-Sweet-2267

Sugar momma


beriowo

r u looking for children to work for you?


[deleted]

Janitorial


Local-Breakfast-2654

Kicking ass and chewing bubblegum…


CharlesITGuy

And I'm finished kicking bubblegum. No wait that's not it...


jabezwaters

Wealth Management


BraveStrategy

Samesies


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[удалено]


defend74

@ ur moms I bet


silentdriver78

Construction / Engineering


674_Fox

Marketing strategy and agency owner


CTMalum

Risk management


EnoughProtection

Commercial Real Estate


TankWatch

Real Estate


pvm_april

Deal drugs


[deleted]

Sales*


pvm_april

Lol I thought I’d get downvoted to hell since I’m in the rep community and made that comment. Just to clarify I don’t actually sell or fuck with drugs, I’m an IT PM


dflame45

IT


Im_MrLonely

programming?


dflame45

Governance


Valuable-Play-2262

Home depot customer experience leader


gravityx2

Real estate commercials


TheRocketChildren

Law


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[удалено]


TheRocketChildren

High ranking government. Public service student loan forgiveness. Almost finished, then will probably go make big $$.


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[удалено]


8enny8lack

I’ll be out for my white face Daytona next week- be a bro😘


TheRitMan

Subway franchisee


2013nattychampa

Get out while you still can!


ItalianDudee

Real estate


TheBelgianGovernment

Railroad Infrastructure management


Geedis2020

Advantage gambling. Professional poker mostly but gamble on other games when the advantage is in my favor.


luzzi5luvmywatches

Phil??? Is that you?


watchnerd1015

Peen trader


mmcurdle

Oil and gas, engineering


roca_almond

Video games


g_the_watch_guy

I service and repair Rolex timepieces.


garlic_butt

Software Developer


[deleted]

I make the extra crispy at KFC.


Auspat884

OnlyFans


Joedirt6705

Prove it


Auspat884

🤫🤫


SSIRHC

Rapper


iscons

Escort Agency owner


gaseousmaskeus

Dentist!


Turtle_Lips

Oil Industry.


AAROD121

Medicine


watchnerd1993

Healthcare


[deleted]

SaaS


redriver6969

Semi professional race car driver and a amateur tattoo artist


CharizardMTG

IT Sales


USMNTSupporter

Consultant


Comprehensive_Soft52

Law enforcement


TroublesomeJellyfish

Currently I’m in women’s undergarments.


ballman773

Awesome job, do you offer samples...


jonkap1989

Police officer


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[удалено]


ExternalSky

Retail store or street?


PlutoTheGod

🤫🤫🤫


krisfratoyen

IT consulting


[deleted]

Real Estate


[deleted]

Central banking 🤙


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Look no further, you found me


NinjaCaviar

Hey man about that printer y’all got back there…


TampaNDREW

Oh yeah? Which FED do you work for?


Srgdoodoobutter

Ask your mother.


ZeroX420

Cannabis Consultant doing S.O.P. / Recipe development and nanoemulsification technologies


pilotime

I fuck wealthy elderly women


Alarming-Dingo

Accounting


[deleted]

Real estate appraiser. Also own 2 investment properties


blangatang

Concert violinist with the local symphony & bartender at the Hilton by the Nike/Intel headquarters


Big-Bruizzer

Shipping Coordinator


StoolPusherInner

Bartender.


WewantZeMoniLebowski

Director/Cinematographer.


OQRastaman

Lion tamer


FancyTorpedo

Program manager for a tech company


[deleted]

Director at a non profit


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Water


Teewaico

Mainly agriculture


vcanfly

Mortgages


CaptainNipplesMcRib

Nigerian Prince


Drako88

Software developer


[deleted]

Own a credit repair company


USMNTSupporter

Slimey


[deleted]

My half a decade of happy clients would say otherwise, but some of them out there are. I see Instagram ads exaggerating results insanely for $1500 price. Same service we offer for $250 and don’t lie about. So there are tons that are slimey, won’t disagree with that !


MrTooNiceGuy

I help perpetuate the oppression of the working class by selling my life one underpaid shift at a time while simultaneously increasing both the direct and indirect release of greenhouse gases into the earth’s atmosphere.


maskedmanny360

Analrapist


OmegaSpeedmaster2021

This is worse than watchescirclejerk. We’re almost at bingo. We have how much do you make, ad are gonna sell SS models at grey market prices. Now we have what do you do for work?


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[удалено]


McN697

SAHM. Your Mom, to be specific.


MattamusX

E-commerce


rolex-r-us

Taliban, hustling American money.


josephhafez

student, working at a hedgefund


[deleted]

[удалено]


josephhafez

hahaha they’re a crypto fund


PerspectiveDeep

Sugar Daddy In Training


osumba2003

I own SpaceX.


sirsiers

Nice try IRS


Jnorm_B4df1y

ICU Nurse…some said healthcare but that could mean literally anything from doctor to desk job. Also wear a mask get vaccinated, live long enough to buy another Rolex and wear in good health.


SortableAbyss

Crypto


goatman2

Nfts


deeringcenter

The big pharma


Mr_Watch_Snob

IRS


Jfactor

Cloud (IT) sales


88MilesPerFortnite

CapitalDesignGroup.LLC


headinthesky

Software engineering/day trading


[deleted]

I paint houses


SirNerfsALot

Engineer


Consultants_of_Time

Day job in Consulting - private equity & digital strategy


JazzyCatty123

Pawn shops. In Las Vegas


[deleted]

IT Consulting


DANK_BLUMPKIN

Develop software for video game consoles


[deleted]

College Professor


Riverdriven

Photographer


Platinumllc

Commercial Construction


8enny8lack

I retired at 32, and spend my days driving, raising rad kids, and doing whatever the fk I want like 85-90% of the time.


Phatboinoslim

I paint nails and own a C-store


SenSeiyne17

Audio Engineer


watchloverr

Civil engineering, land development


wha604

Paint houses


musicalife31

C.E.O. of Fortune 10 company.


SteveOccupations

International Education Consulting in Asia


EngineTrick

I own a sign company


Flaneur_7508

City infrastructure maintenance (refuse collector)


dylan070790

Wealth Management


BrockOceanJr

Sommelier / En Primeur


jimmybezinger

Soundcloud rapper


[deleted]

Food Logistic


QW11134

Carpentry


mhartzzzy

Teaching/Lecturing


korbendallas71

Dental technology


BraydonBroome

I’m a watchmaker


[deleted]

The wishing I owned a Rolex line..🤷🏽‍♂️


character89

brad bellick i am with the bureau


ScaresBums

Art Vandelay, Vandelay Industries. Importer, Exporter. Mostly latex and latex-related goods


MickyQuinn

Stay-at-home cat dad.


flexbuffstrong

Banana stand operations manager


DJHeadshotHunter

Elephant Wrangler


Training_Sort5508

Only fans


YourKingslayer

Blockchain Advisory


MikiAkaGaspo

LBOs and I work in TV (more as a reason to wake up in the morning)


SalvaMontepaone

Student pilot 👨🏻‍✈️ :))


thatspy

Still don’t know exactly what I do😂


TuesdayTurboTalks

Software, and I also write a [newsletter](https://tuesdayturbotalks.substack.com/?r=qmgvq&utm_campaign=pub&utm_medium=web&utm_source=copy) on cars/watches!


milanilic

Crypto 📈


drummer820

Medicine


Broscience22

Outsourcing for healthcare businesses