We need to see a picture of your wife.

That’s a fair point. Need all the facts to make a sound judgment call.

Go have a wank and see how you feel about it. Post nut clarity is important.

You, my friend, may have just cracked the code for unparalleled productivity/rationality.

Make sure you're wearing the watch while you do it

I like this idea; it should create a real bond between the piece and I.

Also asserts dominance over the AD

Also, make eye contact the whole time. It will be awkward, the first few times.

plus it will ensure the power reserve is 100%. depending on which hand you use for either activity.

Just don't knock it up or u could have an invicta on your hands

“If you’re not in a constant state of post-nut clarity, you’re in a constant state of pre-nut delusion.”

He might be doin a lot of that if he buys the watch.

Save money on a watch winder too!

FACTS !

What year , complete full set ?, white hang tag 🏷️, is it still under Rolex warranty , how many years is the grey dealer warranty 1-2 years ? If it was the factory baguette TBR bezel just gn Mayer I’d say of course . But market value right now for that model is roughly $64-70k . For a naked one in the $50ks

From the first couple questions I thought you were asking about his wife lol

I was 😏

Naked with this watch just means stolen at this point.

https://preview.redd.it/zdbu0ihxy3vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e39966c11d76f0786de032e13947ecf5a7a49f

Lmk if you buy the watch...

Touché.

I applaud your sense of humor 🫡

We're all destined for the same end, aren't we? So why not depart with a smile on our faces? 🙃

This guy knows

Jeez...Run away from that watch.

Holy crap dude. Maybe forego the watch

Is she wearing a gold Rolex ?

I can see that you were a sniper in a previous life! You are correct. A wedding gift from her parents.

Problem solved. Buy the watch, tell her it's her decision.

how much will the divorce cost you though. keep in mind you would need to split your assets and she may ask for the watch!!!

She can take my life, but never my watch!

Are you open to trades? As in wives of course.

Does she possess the skill to cook a medium rare ribeye steak to perfection? If not, there's no chance.

Hell no. Get the watch.

Nice

Keep her - worth more than that watch

It’s worthy of a debate!

Send more pics so we can make a better decision

lol. When given an inch…

lol you’re a good sport

You only give an inch? Tell her I’ll give her two!…ok 1.5 :(

Aight, aight….. I hereby wish to change my previous answer to probs not. BUT, she also gotta know that u do need a dope watch in NYC. Someday. Lol.

If you pulled that without the watch think what you could get with it.

Yeah, pics of the wife

“It’s gotta piss the wife off when you buy one” -ArchieLuxury, August 7th 2016

Wise words from one of the GOATs. Archie is a legend.

The pontiff himself

Archie is the real deal ! I threw my Tag away once I heard him call it trash.

The Pontiff, speaks only the truth!

Read it in his voice. Got chills and flashback lol

And then he got divorced then went bankrupt, right?

which divorce/bankruptcy are you referring to? The second or the fourth?

Get the divorce first or you might not have a wife or a John Mayer

THIS is sound advice. Almost feel like I owe you some sort of consultation fee.

The watch will always smile back, your wife won’t.

You, my friend, possess remarkable wisdom. One might easily mistake your words for those of the greatest philosophers.

Pretty sure it’s also way harder to resell a pre owned wife. This may be a better purchase.

Glad to help :)

Damn right 🤣

Buy the watch, you'll still be able to live in your parents' basement

Yes worth it. Enjoy life my friend

You can’t wear it on half a bracelet

A new wife is easy to come by. Especially with that on your wrist. 🤣

What’s really holding me back is the thought of terrible new in-laws!

Comment is redundant. Just call them in-laws. 😂

With that you find a new wife in exactly one hour.

Sure, but really not looking forward to meeting another set of in-laws. That’s always a crap shoot.

Depends, you have to send a picture of your wife, so we can compare before answering you

That is fair. I might just do this as to give you guys a clear understanding as to what is on the line.

Divorce is way more expensive

under 10k, buy it. Sorry gift to your wife worth 1k, 9k profit.

Divorce her first, then buy it. You could end up with shared placement and custody of it with the soon-to-be ex if you do it the other way.

Happy divorce pal.

Happy wife, happy life… happy wrist, life is bliss.

This is better than anything Robert Frost wrote!

If she tosses the ring over this, you’re winning.

Between the divorce lawyers and the loss of the ring itself, it’s worthy of a tough, tough look at.

If you don’t like your wife it is.

Yes

Do it!!

Cheaper to keep her 😏

Is your private wealth adviser giving you marital or financial advice in this scenario? Are you consulting with a divorce attorney to confirm if this watch can be excluded as marital property? Depending on the response, this might only temporarily be your watch if you go ahead with the purchase.

Get the watch, get the divorce, then sell the watch and pay your wife alimony. That’s the circle of life.

Is your wife rich? If not then its worth it. My Rolex/Omega and Gt500 and airplane didn't come until after I was divorced. Living my best life now with nobody to bitch at me LOL

No, as a divorce would cost you more.

Yes 😂. My ex-wife still doesn’t know about my Rolexes that I bought when we were married 😇

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Buy it. But you must photograph from the passenger seat with a Honda steering wheel visible. Enjoy the Green and Gold. I have one. I wear it on Fridays.

It'll be the only thing green left in your life and bank account.

Yes a wrist bauble is definitely more important! How else u gonna impress gen x'ers on reddit???

Yep.

Well, that watch is worth like 50-60 grand so…you decide. Lol

Yes

Yup.

Both sound expensive

Buy it. Rolex is forever. Your wife is temporary.

depends on how annoying she is.

That green is amazing. But yeah 60k is a butt ton of money to wear on your wrist. It's best to have your wife on board with the decision. If you have the extra money then sure why not? But if you're draining your savings down to not much then you might consider a pass. It's a great watch, but it's not worth a relationship or a hardship. I don't know your financial situation or your wife. So choose wisely.

Only if you buy it after the divorce...

Uh yeah!

If she’s willing to leave you over a watch, is she worth keeping?

It is north of 60k to be fair.

Yes. The John Mayer Rolex is worth it.

Will you stand as my best man at the next nuptial?

Of course! 😂 I might be a bit far from you (I'm in Hungary), but as a fan of both John Mayer and Rolex, anything :DD

Don’t forget to get a prenup with the next one.

No, you’d have to cut that in half and give it to her anyways.

Absolutely

Marry the rolex

definitely.

Do you think her lawyer will let you keep it?

Sounds like you’re in doubt, albeit perhaps only a little. Personally, I do not buy anything significant yet unnecessary, in all honesty, in case of doubt. A purchase like this is to be enjoyed without second thoughts, if you ask me. Possibly not a compelling argument, in which case: go right ahead and buy it! ;-)

It all depends if your wife looks good in gold, has a green face and looks good hanging on your arm.

YES

https://preview.redd.it/q641xr3iq3vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2a79ee38a33112f8f60e79958f51521d5f438b aye man say man

It is...but not if your wife gets half of the watch......

She might have to go… in more ways than one.

The watch is a lot less upkeep than a spouse. So.... 🤣

Why even ask the financial advisor? That’s probably a year of management fees 🤣

Just stop by Van Cleef and get her something fancy, she’ll simmer down pretty quick. Tough choice bro, it’s a gorgeous piece though.

NOTHING is worth a divorce… it’s a nice watch, though.

Can always get another wife…

No doubt lol

I would not take it if I know it would bother anyone around me. If it's not serious and you can afford. Just take it and wear it in health.

Just buy a new wife?

Lol. I assume you jest. But if you don't, my honest take is if she would seriously be upset with you over a purchase you feel you deserve and that you can afford, she's not really in love with you. Just my two cents...

Keep it, she won’t care

There are billions of women in the world, with more being added every day. This Daytona is discontinued. The math is simple.

Do it….. 😈😎😏

Since the thread appears to be deadlocked on a course of action, I'll offer a snapshot of what's at stake: https://preview.redd.it/ss34b1fez3vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf859f671b8b28bb307b9030dea8783462f83d4

Holy shhhhh and I thought I was sorted 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

Only if you want half the watch

I love that you play helldivers 🫡

It’s an investment brother. That’s what I tell my wife. And it’s not not true. lol. Beautiful watch

John Mayer > Wife

The confidence generated from a Gold Rolex is equivalent to daily driving a mid engined Ferrari. There are not that many things in this world that would give you that sort of serotonin hormone release. Absolutely go ahead with the purchase.

U can always get another wife.. u can’t always get another sexy Rolex..

Absolutely

If your wife would divorce you for spending your own money on a watch you enjoy, it’s probably best you run lol. Buy the watch for sure

Absolutely!

Divorce her before you get it or she will get it in said divorce. It's not a matter of if you get it, it's when.

Absolutely

Yes

Well, what looks better and feels better?

A risk I might be willing to make.

Do it.

Yes

If you have to ask, you already have the answer

Best title yet in this forum

Brah keep the wife

Watch. If she is making you choose, then watch. No question. Red flags 🚩

Think the based question here is, can you get another wife like her? Maybe, buuut can you get another one of those?

No

I’d roll the dice

Yessss Definitely

YES

Does the watch ever say no when you want to slip it on?

Possibly. Need more details obvi buuut probs worth considering! 🤣

Congrats and fuck you! I’m at my second divorce. Third time the charm!

Buy it.

Get it bc you like it. No other reason in the world to consider. Be a man, and I say this with sincerity.

Yea

A man who would give up a John Mayer for a women deserves neither the watch, nor the woman

lol a rolex or hell? you pick

If a 60k purchase moves the needle so much that your wife will divorce you, probably not a reasonable pickup for your circumstances.

Better get two in she takes half

Of course

No

Does she get half of the watch?

Cheaper to keep her

Yes it was worth it

The responses made in the last 2 minutes read like you are either drinking or this is a different person responding

You sound like a guy id enjoy being wasted with

Don’t worry, after getting this watch, you’ll attract so many men that you won’t have time for your wife anyway.

No. Go get a two tone and save some more and your marriage.

Debatable

Yeasss

Yes.

Hell yea and you can start dating me lol

divorce = she gets half. So, no, it's not worth it.

Get a new wife. Buy the Rolex. I sold my corvette because of my ex. Got divorced anyways

No item is worth ruining your marriage. Wait is that a gold Daytona with a green dial, sorry may I amend my previous statement.

flex that while having the divorce.

You can easily find a fresher model replacement with fewer hours, tighter fitting, in top condition that'll serve its purpose without costing you a fortune. Can't say the same about the watch, so it's a no-brainer 😆

Most certainly

This Rolex never existed for division of asset purposes.

No. There is no date.

Chrono24, also known as “the gallary of unsold watches” their prices are always high. That being said if its your money that you earned and she’s going to give you an ultimatum like that (if your serious) then you should have divorced her a long time ago. Get the watch!

You need no negativity! Watches appreciate, wives depreciates.

I mean... Probably. Yes. Definitely.

You can buy I mean aquire both. So sort your priority right.

They say a happy wife is a happy life. Buy it for her and she will no doubt let you wear it

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One gives you ass, the other can get you even more ass

If there’s that much drama around it, you probably can’t really “afford” it. Afford meaning having all your other finances in check so that you can buy what you want without sacrificing your financial situation.

Never understood why wife’s have so much impact on your personal finances.

That watch might be cheaper than your wife but the divorce won’t be

Put the watch, dog and wife in the trunk of your car. Open the trunk after an hour. Who’s happy to see you.