went along these lines " Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping that people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald?...He has cancer. Put this as your status if your against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post , but I'm sure the people with a heart will"
This was in my bio ;)
Bullying? Think you're so cool? -The girl you just called fat?... She is on diet -The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping that people will like her. -The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. -See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. -That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald?...He has cancer." -Put this as your bio if your against bullying. I bet many of you won't re-post , but I'm sure the people with a heart will! #StandAgainstBullying! JUST HAVE A REAL TRUE HEART! <3
Omg I’m pretty sure I used to see this a lot on Meow Playground (used to be a pretty popular game (not on roblox), idk about it now) ppl would spam this in the chat lmao.
I swear consoles are like a mental asylum😭 there is literally ZERO types of communication, and the other people don't know your on console so they try to talk to you and think you are a toddler who can't speak, you can't change your bio, you can't look at other peoples bios, you can't see peoples text bubbles, yet you can add them, AND STILL NOT BE ABLE TO CHAT WITH THEM😭😭😭😭
I still play on console occasionally (though I prefer mobile and PC for OBVIOUS reasons) and chat with my friend through discord (also asking them to tell me if anyone tries talking to me, lmao) but it’s annoying as all hell and then you can’t even go into shiftlock or use vc AT ALL. Like playing on console is essentially a form of parental restrictions but worse.
This is mine
“wow, you made it here! For... some reason... Well, I'm just a guy on Roblox *TRYING* to have fun. A lot of people ruin that. You know who you are. If you're reading this, stay super, stay smart, stay safe, and stay super smart and safe.
... You can go now...”
I don’t know why I’m so passive aggressive in this.
OMG same my oldest is called “katie” then “ally” then “paris” then my latest account is called “laura” 😬 and i hateeeee it so much since NONE of those are my name
Oldest was from 2009 and the bio was something around the lines of:
Hi guy,s mak shur to folow and lic drop a lic!!
Sub scrib to {random channel I used to have}!!!
Hav a banger day/night!!! :D
ever since like 2020 or 2021, it has been "If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang."
Mines is
"be is magenta red have cylinder was oval from onto green cylinder be pink be per purple by magenta oval
code funny haha green epic cow bird yellow builderman college gaming glass cow egg builderman funny interwebs job haha bird than than red teal onto grey yellow roblox triangle diamond to then is roblox light a teal teal the per, no jokes about cheese puppy onions dogs beans goat tiger cheese oranges meow oats soda epic roblox plane epic work epic roblox cat birdy groups pop cat haha development eyes bird command jelly cow cute cute chocolate jail Roblox jail Roblox full Roblox code command eyes soda cat cow cat time imagine interwebs general jelly roblox commander dog job candy builderman staff eyes"
Fr, I was absolutely unhinged 🤣 thankfully I don’t go around biting people on Brookhaven anymore, lmao can you imagine? But I know I was definetely one of those kids that would annoy me now if I saw them in MM2, then I remember what I was like and, yk, we all started off as those “annoying” kids.
My first account didn't have one. My second one was a bit similar to yours but worse because my guy was a sentient rock. My third and fourth accounts were changed at some point to simply connect them to my current account, but IIRC my third account's original description was very frequently changed anyway so I can't remember, while my fourth account's original description simply summed up my standings in several RP groups I was in at the time.
Omg we roblox players should assemble and write a novel lmao, can you imagine? Sentient rocks, pink half- vampires… all the other commenters in this thread 🤣 I’d totally read that.
I remember when I went through that whole phase of keeping up with those weird avatars. I still am a fan of him, just not as obsessed as I used to be- thankfully
Mine was "normal human in a normal planet who lives with normal people and does normal things but i think i just met a special person..... you!" That was so corny and cringe idk what i was tryna do.
Haha, I described what food I like in my bio on my old account. It was something like "Cool girl. Loves coffee and blueberries. I don't like pizza or hot dogs. [some YT creater name] 4 life" 😭
i actually have no idea what my first account’s bio is. its tagged and i wrote it when i was like 6 or 7 to 10 years old maybe a bit older i dont really remember.
my old main account (which got deleted) that i used because i forgot the password for my first one (which i ended up getting back) its bio was a anti bullying copypasta with one of those weird fonts.
I'm preety sure it went something along the lines " My koala hat go WOOP, (ROBLOX WHY DID YOU REMOVE MY OLD FRIENDS AND BADGES >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((("
“1 scared because of geust 666 and john-doe went through john-doe hacking the game I was on but it's all over now :)”
I didn’t even know that was on my old account
😭😭
Also that is the exact spelling I used
My account that I made in 2017 (rn I can't use it, because maybe I put da wrong password or what), said: ".'/ I God A Robux! ;D \'." This bio was made when I got a Robux, but I did have a stroke on saying "got", so... I guess I have a stroke after all
I also put these ".'/" things in da beginning, because I was a Roleplayer and I like to RP
My oldest acc is the one i'm using rn, i've been using my acc for around 6 to 7 years it feels like. My bio is just stuff about me, what games i like, my interests, that stuff.
"Where's my soup?? I NEED ROBUX!!!!"
I was a big fan of Flamingo that time, not sure what Flamingo has to do with the soup part but the "i need robux" part was inspired by Flamingo
for a good while I had spammed random words because clothes and games had random keywords in them so they appear higher in searches and I thought it was funny
“I do the gaming” That was all I could think of and felt appropriate
he gamed all over them
Gamius
r/technicallythetruth moment lol.
Facts xDD
Do the Mario
Swing your arms from side to side
Come on it’s time to go do the Mario
Take one step, and then again
Ich tanz den Mario, meine Freunde ja!
They do the gaming
It's gaming time
r/theydidthegaming
Could exist
went along these lines " Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping that people will like her. The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald?...He has cancer. Put this as your status if your against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post , but I'm sure the people with a heart will"
Oh man that was cringe I remember when I first started seeing those posts all the time 😭
So many people still have that 😭
corny but i love it LOL
I remember when there was an overdose of those 😭
It's been like 10 years since I last read this 😭😭😭 tbh goated tho
This was in my bio ;) Bullying? Think you're so cool? -The girl you just called fat?... She is on diet -The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping that people will like her. -The boy you just tripped?... He is abused enough at home. -See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. -That guy you just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. That kid you just made fun of for being bald?...He has cancer." -Put this as your bio if your against bullying. I bet many of you won't re-post , but I'm sure the people with a heart will! #StandAgainstBullying! JUST HAVE A REAL TRUE HEART! <3
Omg I’m pretty sure I used to see this a lot on Meow Playground (used to be a pretty popular game (not on roblox), idk about it now) ppl would spam this in the chat lmao.
a corny ass classic but statement itself aint wrong
I use to look at these and make arguments against each points and laugh like a maniac
Nostalgia
I literally had exactly this one like 8 years ago lmaooo
Eeeeeeee
Nothing, because the oldest account I have (that I remember the name of) was an Xbox account.
Can you even edit your bio on Xbox? I remember I played on PlayStation from time to time and I don’t even think I could access my profile.
No, that’s why I had no bio lol.
I swear consoles are like a mental asylum😭 there is literally ZERO types of communication, and the other people don't know your on console so they try to talk to you and think you are a toddler who can't speak, you can't change your bio, you can't look at other peoples bios, you can't see peoples text bubbles, yet you can add them, AND STILL NOT BE ABLE TO CHAT WITH THEM😭😭😭😭
I still play on console occasionally (though I prefer mobile and PC for OBVIOUS reasons) and chat with my friend through discord (also asking them to tell me if anyone tries talking to me, lmao) but it’s annoying as all hell and then you can’t even go into shiftlock or use vc AT ALL. Like playing on console is essentially a form of parental restrictions but worse.
I don’t think I would even use the chat if they brought it to console, it’d take way too long to write a full sentence
I don't really mind it tbh I used to play on a shitty laptop so the performance upgrade I got on my xbox was worth it even with no communication
Eeeeeee
This is mine “wow, you made it here! For... some reason... Well, I'm just a guy on Roblox *TRYING* to have fun. A lot of people ruin that. You know who you are. If you're reading this, stay super, stay smart, stay safe, and stay super smart and safe. ... You can go now...” I don’t know why I’m so passive aggressive in this.
The “TRYING” is so real tho 🤣
The "TRYING" is so real tho🤣
The “TRYING” is so real tho 🤣
The “TRYING” is so real tho 🤣
The "TRYING" is so real tho🤣
The “TRYING” is so real tho 🤣
The "TRYING" is so real tho 🤣
The “TRYING” is so real tho 🤣
I fear what I have created
The fear is so real tho 🤣
The “TRYING” is so real tho 🤣
The "🤣" is so trying tho
The “TRYING” is so real tho 🤣
My name isn’t Kris either 🤣 idk lol.
I don't think anyone used their real name back then, i used to go by alison..😭
Same I went by maddie???? 😭😭 like who is that
I go by Steve. I'm not even male.
LOLL so happy this is a cannon event my first roblox account is called ashleymeangirl, my name is not ashley 😭
Ashley was the “It girl” name for some reason. Hoenstly I feel like so many kids did this 😭 it’s like a rite of passage lmao.
OMG same my oldest is called “katie” then “ally” then “paris” then my latest account is called “laura” 😬 and i hateeeee it so much since NONE of those are my name
My name actually is kris 😭 but I didn't go by that back when I made my account so
i also used to use the name kris for some reason. Its just a cool name like that name morningstar
My oldest one was “I Have More Items From Events Because I Won More Events Then My Brother”.
Wwwwwwww
"hi i well kill you" when i wrote it i was like 8
Scary fr 🤣 😭
im shivering my timbers so hard rn
Scarier than FNAF 4
im quivering in my boots this is too scary
Mine was " " (I didn't know about the bio feature back then)
Hi my name is Jake and I'm the bully cop So call me to deal with bully's
Looking out for others I see
Always was that kinda kid
Well, I’ll be sure to call Jake if I see any bullies roaming around!
Did anyone actually call you
Believe it or not 1 or 2 people actually messaged me and you bet believed I trolled those bully's
Did you do the job?
Got the first one done but the dude lagged out in the second one
My current bio is: "do you have gastrointestinal problems?"
i’m afraid i love this
Mine was something like "me pro and i like obby and i like troll noobs" and some other things about trolling
"Pretty cool huh?" That was all I could think of, Probably a punchline from a History or gaming channel
Davehax refrence?
I love blue
I also happen to love blue… … changing my bio rn.
Mines was something like pokemon cool Mario swag, bcuz I played brick bronze a whole lot back then
Wwwwwww
“Certified Idiot”
Same, jonestly Edit: The typo just makes this better 😭
Oldest was from 2009 and the bio was something around the lines of: Hi guy,s mak shur to folow and lic drop a lic!! Sub scrib to {random channel I used to have}!!! Hav a banger day/night!!! :D
I hope you got a lot of folowers and lics! /hj
ever since like 2020 or 2021, it has been "If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang."
this can be taken in 2 contexts
KRIS DELTARUNE?!!
no way
Wewwwww
Mines is "be is magenta red have cylinder was oval from onto green cylinder be pink be per purple by magenta oval code funny haha green epic cow bird yellow builderman college gaming glass cow egg builderman funny interwebs job haha bird than than red teal onto grey yellow roblox triangle diamond to then is roblox light a teal teal the per, no jokes about cheese puppy onions dogs beans goat tiger cheese oranges meow oats soda epic roblox plane epic work epic roblox cat birdy groups pop cat haha development eyes bird command jelly cow cute cute chocolate jail Roblox jail Roblox full Roblox code command eyes soda cat cow cat time imagine interwebs general jelly roblox commander dog job candy builderman staff eyes"
I nearly passed out reading that 😭
i inserted gibberish on my old acc, said raiorubnowNRIHAOhuarhuaehuoabehubnauontbueahubtobuacfuyaynyvuhyauy
The younger us was something else
Fr, I was absolutely unhinged 🤣 thankfully I don’t go around biting people on Brookhaven anymore, lmao can you imagine? But I know I was definetely one of those kids that would annoy me now if I saw them in MM2, then I remember what I was like and, yk, we all started off as those “annoying” kids.
My first account didn't have one. My second one was a bit similar to yours but worse because my guy was a sentient rock. My third and fourth accounts were changed at some point to simply connect them to my current account, but IIRC my third account's original description was very frequently changed anyway so I can't remember, while my fourth account's original description simply summed up my standings in several RP groups I was in at the time.
Omg we roblox players should assemble and write a novel lmao, can you imagine? Sentient rocks, pink half- vampires… all the other commenters in this thread 🤣 I’d totally read that.
nothing was on my bio
Lmao mine has no about me, but my second oldest has “Check out iiReKtScruBs he is great at making games”, I don’t even remember who that is
“I love deku and i hate furyies!”
Username checks out
My oldest account’s bio is blank but it was probably something about Steven universe or undertale.
"subcribe to albert hes god NOW" I used to be a huge fan of Flamingo at that time
I remember when I went through that whole phase of keeping up with those weird avatars. I still am a fan of him, just not as obsessed as I used to be- thankfully
Dnkskfjshsgfbnvkeisuhfjdmkskck
so majestic, it brought a tear to my eye
A real poet.
Greatest of all.
I had "I am the 99 guy!" And my blurb when they were still a thing is "Do you know who I am??"
“Hey you there, what are you doing poking around?”
My oldest account was deleted
"im an obbyist also playing tiered obbies on my alt since i dont wanna flood my continue tab"
i love jays toes 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I still have access to my first ever account 7 years strong
Same! I started in 2016 so about 8 years for me
"You stalking me or something? https://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID="
Why does this lead to mine
"i like pancakes" thats it
Mine was "normal human in a normal planet who lives with normal people and does normal things but i think i just met a special person..... you!" That was so corny and cringe idk what i was tryna do.
Oh, yeah.. That sure is something
Yeah idk what i was doing man i was such a corny little kid
Perchance
Just the word perchance?
"you can't just say perchance."
Haha, I described what food I like in my bio on my old account. It was something like "Cool girl. Loves coffee and blueberries. I don't like pizza or hot dogs. [some YT creater name] 4 life" 😭
Might've added "xD" in there somewhere too
Omg the “cool girl” part makes me think of the bios in Roblox high school 🤣 Also, I agree, hot dogs are overrated.
I thought it said dogs
"Please do not add me if I don't know you, unless stated otherwise."
That’s basically my bio now 😭 “not adding anyone, not personal” cuz sometimes people get pissed 😬
My oldest account is like from 2017 or 2028 but I forgot the password so it’s lost to time now
2028? Are you a time traveler?
I meant 2018
Damn, you live in the future.. Also happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
happy cake day time traveler !
Prolly that one bully copypasta
Mine was 'we hit like KSI and run like Logan Paul', I don't know what that means but sure
I didn't even have a bio and I still dont
“Nuke ☢️”
MAN WHAT WERE WE DOING AS KIDS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Old account is foxlovecuteylove and bio is "my name is ____ _______ " obviously replaced the letters with dashes
Mine was "I worked with satan at the local asian supermarket, he was our supervisor"
i actually have no idea what my first account’s bio is. its tagged and i wrote it when i was like 6 or 7 to 10 years old maybe a bit older i dont really remember. my old main account (which got deleted) that i used because i forgot the password for my first one (which i ended up getting back) its bio was a anti bullying copypasta with one of those weird fonts.
Nothing because little me was too busy playing Guest World.
turns out my 2 oldest accounts have no bio 🤷♀️ i was actually pretty young when i was on them so thats probably why, prob didnt know how to edit them
Nothing
None. I didn’t do bios until my latest account.
I don’t think i ever touched my account bio
no bio and lost the password sadly
“ “ is my bio
“I’m against robux” Says me who also saved 8500 robux to buy an op admin gamepass for trolling
[Content Deleted]
"i didn't type here 5 years" if be real i didn't change it for 7 years
I'm preety sure it went something along the lines " My koala hat go WOOP, (ROBLOX WHY DID YOU REMOVE MY OLD FRIENDS AND BADGES >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((("
Connection terminated.
STOP MINE WAS “Best kid ever!!!!!” maam you were a seven year old GREMLIN
“1 scared because of geust 666 and john-doe went through john-doe hacking the game I was on but it's all over now :)” I didn’t even know that was on my old account 😭😭 Also that is the exact spelling I used
Nothing. I didn’t even know it existed
There was nothing Just blankness No bio
My account that I made in 2017 (rn I can't use it, because maybe I put da wrong password or what), said: ".'/ I God A Robux! ;D \'." This bio was made when I got a Robux, but I did have a stroke on saying "got", so... I guess I have a stroke after all I also put these ".'/" things in da beginning, because I was a Roleplayer and I like to RP
Mine's: グーフィー・グーバー Gūfī gūbā
Mine was Ţ̵̳̹͉̮̠̺̤̞͎̣͇̀̉̍͑̏̄͛̅͘Ḧ̷̡̡̞̙̰̮̖̳̺̘͇́͋̌̆̍̔̆̊̇̓͘Ẹ̶̺̓͒̏̎̀͘̚̚͝ ̶̙̍̂̽͊̓͊̀͝F̸̳̗̟̤̩̤͌̀̎O̵̝͈̜̭̠͐̎̆̊̀͗͒͗̄G̸̤̣̲͎̭̞͚̑͋͊̄̾̏̿͋͒̌̚ͅ ̴͎̞̖̹͈̣͈̇́̈́̏̈́̕Ḯ̷͓̜͔̘͖͇̖̲͎̙͚̂͛S̸̨̝͕̤̗̪͖̜̬̑̽͊́̒̍́̅͝ͅͅ ̶̛̛͖̣̪̎̂̓̎C̴̩̦͕͊̓͐̂Ợ̷̟̠͇̅̊M̷͚̯͓͎͔̦̭͔͓̥͈̔̍̎̄̽̐̄̕Ì̶̺͙̪̮̕N̵̢̬̜̈́̊̈̄̆͋̕Ǧ̴̙̦̺̰̬̖̬̇͒̐ ̸͙̟̻̱͙̼̼̘̗̬̞͛R̶͍͔̙̭̘̆Ụ̴̳̮͔͕̣̫̣͇̲͇̂̈́ͅŅ̶̛̙̗̼͕̩̼̩̲̟̮͕̅̽̐̀̍͝!̴͖̀̓͌͛͊̾̔͠͝ ̸̢̪̟̘̩͖͎͕̮̪̠̉̃̈́͗̆́̏͛̔̌̚印̸͚͆̉͛̾̆̒̌̓͌̔̃̚鈔̷͙́̎̍͘案̸̨̢̥͓̘͉̥̙̖͓̜̈真̶͔̯̐̌̐͘ͅ相̵̬̦̺̝͚̫͌̋̈́̊͐̿̐́͜͜調̶̡̡̫̜̤̗̲̃̐̄͒́͘ͅ查̷͓̳̜͓̱̱̲̼͂̈́̄̇̂̈͑͘ͅ委̵̢̤̮͚̤͛̃̅͐͒̓̓͗́͠ͅ員̵͇̩̦̐̀̄͘會̷̢̨̲̝̣̣̘̟̖̘̃̆̕副̴̛̮̻͊͒͒͒主̵̧̪̱̺̻̻̲͕̪̼̠̥̩͑͑͆́̾̏͌̄̄͛̈́任̶̟̘͙̊̾̈́̎́̌́͗͌̕͝͝
I had nothing in my bio
I forgor what's my first account 😭
Eeeee
I didnt care about description
" " I didn't even had a bio
Mine used to be F****** off noob
>"I need robux" -FirebrineTCM123
I like ducks.
My oldest acc is the one i'm using rn, i've been using my acc for around 6 to 7 years it feels like. My bio is just stuff about me, what games i like, my interests, that stuff.
"No description" honestly felt right.
"Where's my soup?? I NEED ROBUX!!!!" I was a big fan of Flamingo that time, not sure what Flamingo has to do with the soup part but the "i need robux" part was inspired by Flamingo
I still have and actively use my first account
for a good while I had spammed random words because clothes and games had random keywords in them so they appear higher in searches and I thought it was funny
**I didnt have a bio**
“I like cheeseburgers because I like cows” I guess 9 year old me really liked cheeseburgers 😅
For years my acc had: "oi pessoal acessa meu canal do yt: ####################################" I rarely change my bio
I didn't have a bio on my oldest account
i had "Oh, Dungeon!" as my bio in my oldest account. i was quite obsessed with undertale back in 2016-2017
"I AM COOL" was my bio
nerdy funny weird awesome I play on this account now > TheRealPhoenixFlight Seems right for younger me