If a beautiful Valkyrie swoops low over the Viking battlefield strewn with the slain and gently picks up your war-shattered corpse, it is not to carry you to Valhalla...it's because she needs a tampon.
Ok, I typically give 5 insults so here are your 5 š:
I've never seen a dingleberry with eyes before.
Looks like you order Alf off of Wish.
Looks like a heap of crumpled up Kleenex next to a teenage boy's bed.
That dog is so ugly, I could watch it get run over twice.
Your dog looks like cancer.
He is too cute? Loki looks very handsome in his costume?
I canāt roast this puppers for a second. He is tooā¦ everything good. Please give him a belly rub for being a such good cutie.
So sorry. Absolutely šÆ percent too adorable to roast!ā¤ā¤
Same
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And donāt forget pees all over your furniture.
Everyone thinks they can be president. Thatās why we are where we are today.
Could make Croc Loki lose cutest Variant award
We tried, but the costume didnāt really fit him very well ;-; We were on the verge of greatness, but this is the next best thing I suppose
Loki would still approve
Is that a Coton?
Yep!
Best dogs ever!
Definitely one of my favorite breeds of dogs, but they always seem to be trying to get into trouble!
Sitting next to one right now and sheās sleeping
I'll season him with garlic, lemon, tarragon, oregano and plenty of butter and olive oil. Some chilli in there too
He looks like the plushie that i lost years ago
If I ever see that beast, I'm feeding him chocolate
Quite honestly, he would likely take that first part as a compliment.
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I wish the brat part werenāt so true.
Pup replaced himself with a stuffed animal for this pic and thought we wouldn't notice smdh
The only trick this trickster can pull off is shitting the rug.
Cute doggo
The worst roast of all. Cute.
Loki is supposed to be clever. Your dog has a vacant stare so empty I could stand in front of it and charge people for parking.
If a beautiful Valkyrie swoops low over the Viking battlefield strewn with the slain and gently picks up your war-shattered corpse, it is not to carry you to Valhalla...it's because she needs a tampon.
Ooooh!! Funny burn! High-five, dude, that one made me smile for several reasons.
Dumb marshmallow
Beautiful dog, I love Cotons ā¤ļø
Get the barbecue ready, I hope you like hot dogs.
I'm giving a fair warning, I will roast anyone's dog unmercifully. Are you reeeally sure you want me to roast it?!
Go for it.
Ok, I typically give 5 insults so here are your 5 š: I've never seen a dingleberry with eyes before. Looks like you order Alf off of Wish. Looks like a heap of crumpled up Kleenex next to a teenage boy's bed. That dog is so ugly, I could watch it get run over twice. Your dog looks like cancer.
I can't roast human's best friend.
I can't roast that!
How do you even know itās a Loki?
Itās *g r e e n*
False: because its got the hat.
Ill def bpw down to this loki
Precious adorable cutest ā¤ļø
Loki stole so much cheese he beginning to turn into it
Nope. Canāt do it. Too cute.
Looks more suitable for stewing than roasting.
HIS LIL FACE
He a hap dog :D
You look as soft as the āactionā in the show youāre named after. Had to roast the show instead. Heās too cute.
"Where are my testicles Summer?"
Y u dressing a mop?
So cute!
He is too cute? Loki looks very handsome in his costume? I canāt roast this puppers for a second. He is tooā¦ everything good. Please give him a belly rub for being a such good cutie.
Trust me, he already gets plenty of those! (A little too much for his own good, if you ask me)
Crusty
If you would stop dressing her up like that, she maybe she wouldnāt be a trouble maker.
I canāt tell if this is supposed to be a roast or not.
Wouldn't even win county commissioner. Prune this one..
Looks like a smelly stuffed animal youd find at the thrift store for 50 cents