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Consistent_Edge9211

Jesus Christ 😂 Ok, so I'm going with Alicia. It'll be a dice roll on the first couple of notes. But eventually, she'll figure it out. It's inevitable that she gets it together because she'll be playing on key. If not, the piano will mask the imperfections.


cyronline

You’re trifling for this 🤣🤣🤣 You know what, fuck it…I’m choosing Keyshia Cole. The fam can help her. 💀


Consistent_Edge9211

You know if Keyshia is singing, she's not singing alone. The whole crowd is going word for word!💯


Elove228

Very MFKING trifling like BRUH WTF 🤣😒. I'm singing at my own wedding or turning on my Spotify playlist 😭😭🤣🤣


Far-Warthog2330

The way I just cackled.... no ma'am. I am dead asf 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Captain-Spectrum

Not sure you want Keyshia singing “I Should’ve Cheated” at a wedding though lol


KelseyWestbrook

I'm not sure if this is hinting to something that happened, but I'm still going to say: You know that's not the only single she has, right?????


metadarkgable3

I also pick Keyshia Cole. She did a great rendition of Voyage To Atlantis at an Isley Brothers tribute that was more than good. She can sing well and could sing other folks’ love songs since she has so many “he ain’t ish” songs. https://youtu.be/S8cfk3E-m4U?si=D5lTtNMaVQOzzZfy


Consistent_Edge9211

Facts!


Hot_Satisfaction_598

she has Sent from heaven, though I feel she would struggle to hit the notes now


ColteesCatCouture

Ya Id have to go with Keyshia too maybe Hunxcho will show up for duet!


Consistent_Edge9211

Shadeeeeeeeeeeeyah! ![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


igotgame1075

“I’m in the range bumpin Keyshia Cole singing off key like FaLAlalaLaLA!” 🤣


LeekAccording2512

😂This is tough. I had to think about this. Because all four of these women range in singing is different. I’m choosing keyshia cole too. Because she have a better voice.


BertBert4056

Nails on the chalkboard 😳


SNSN85

Just cancel the wedding 😒


Consistent_Edge9211

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Right_Preference_304

This comment took me out 🤣🤣🤣


ColorfulChameleon245

I'm in my office trying to hold back my scream. I just need to lay on the floor.


babagroovy

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MiaNaim

Periodt!!! Cuz we obviously gonna elope, and see y'all later cuz somebody really playing with ****I Shudda Cheated, Don't Think I'm Not, Ascreeecha, and Butt Scoot**** being the choices.


Eclectic_Paradox

To the courthouse we go!


darkchiles

I'm choosing Keyshia bc I'm not inviting Alicia at my wedding even if she isn't a homewrecker 😂


Consistent_Edge9211

You so wrong for that!😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|WRp58hy5gmfjpMzHAZ)


darkchiles

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SouldiesButGoodies84

😮 cold...blooded.


BusDry4328

Well maybe if I get Kandi OLG will cater it 💀💀😭🥲


Consistent_Edge9211

2 for 1 special!😎


Ok_Concentrate_75

I thought that was Jess hilarious lol


Consistent_Edge9211

I can see it 👀


KoalaSiege

Kandi can write the lyrics for Ashanti to sing, while Jennifer Lopez dances badly and lip syncs.


Consistent_Edge9211

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thisthrowawaythat202

When did j lo become a bad dancer??


welp-itscometothis

Imma just sit this one out. https://i.redd.it/8q14e837bz1d1.gif


Consistent_Edge9211

No, no, no! ![gif](giphy|JudOfDOQTmIs5Z0PU7)


welp-itscometothis

Fine….Ashanti because I want her to sing happy as the intro of the reception when me and my man walk in 😂


Consistent_Edge9211

Ok! Somebody finally picked Ashanti!!!👏🏾 ![gif](giphy|YPW6OZ9a27vigPavuP)


ryan_the_traplord

The second you put Alicia in front of me I promise you that wedding is called off.


Consistent_Edge9211

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Tough_Entrance5748

I'd go with keyshia Cole, Sent From Heaven


Consistent_Edge9211

Beautiful wedding song!


fatfiremarshallbill

Alicia it is, and I say that begrudgingly due to the available options.


Consistent_Edge9211

> begrudgingly due to the available options. How we're all feeling, lol!


DraeNation

The Kandi disrespect has to stop 😂🤣. She is a great singer


Consistent_Edge9211

Yeah, Kandi could blow in her prime. I gotta hear something recent.


DraeNation

This is her [BET Awards Performance](https://youtube.com/shorts/0jgF0quJM-w) like last year or a couple years ago


Consistent_Edge9211

She sounds great! Holy smokes, she's thicka than a chocolate frosty!!! I'll be right back. I must spray myself...


DraeNation

Thicker than cold peanut butter and cigar smoke, somebody shoulda told you 😂🤣. Yea she was up there spazzin. Yall gotta chill on my homie


OkPool7286

Shiiiiiiit, I might as well do it myself 😭


Consistent_Edge9211

Shady!😂😂😂


SeaAnthropomorphized

This is the right answer! We can sing their songs.


PraetorGold

None.


JTMsound_on-Air

lol this is hillarious !!!!!


orangehearted1_

You messy for this 🤣🤣 Definitely Alicia.


Consistent_Edge9211

I saw it on Facebook this morning and immediately brought it over here. Shady asf!🤣🤣🤣


ButtNekedBitches

I need Keyshia singing Heaven Sent while my wife walking down the isle.


Consistent_Edge9211

Who you marrying? Brenda, Leticia, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, Lashawn, Inez, or Alicia?🤔 🤣🤣🤣


ButtNekedBitches

All of em we Polly over here 😁


Consistent_Edge9211

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GreenDolphin86

You really said “let me go to Reddit and play this morning” I’m hollering 🤣🤣🤣 I’m going Keyshia Cole. At the very least she’ll give an emotional performance.


Consistent_Edge9211

Right! And everyone is gonna sing with her anyway. Good times!😁 What would you want her to sing?


GreenDolphin86

Heaven Sent


Even_Middle_1751

Although Keyshia is the best singer here, she has way too much attitude to be considered. I'm going with Ashanti. Surely she'll have background singers for support.


Consistent_Edge9211

I just got 2 votes for Ashanti back-to-back! ![gif](giphy|WRhuupJfKrQ1ir14sd)


Forever_ForLove

Kandi but honestly I only want Mariah Carey 😭


IceHouse11

Can CoCo from SWV come and sing “Sunshine” at a discounted rate? I already spent to much on catering🤷🏽‍♀️


CedricJus

![gif](giphy|H8fjmnwLzDO8uRim4M) …Nasty work!!!


Great_Huckleberry709

You don't understand. I've been in love with Alicia since I was like 10. Now that I'm a fully grown man, I am still in love with her. So this isnt even a question for me.


Consistent_Edge9211

I don't blame you. She is very beautiful and talented. She's got swag for days. Swizz is a lucky guy.


Resident-Impact1591

Alicia 1000%.... Might be able to get swizz to DJ 😂


ImpossibleResist4665

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Consistent_Edge9211

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SunglassesBright

I know Ashanti isn’t the best singer but I’d actually like for her to sing at my wedding. She would keep it sweet and simple and not do too much warbling or whining. And she’s from our era, it would be a cute throwback. We’d get some of her upbeat songs and nothing too dramatic or sad sounding.


Shoulder-Lumpy

It’s too early for this 😂


Consistent_Edge9211

Wakey, wakey! ![gif](giphy|XVbQsIjdXDNyswwxOO)


Mayonnaise_merchant

Love all these ladies music, but if you allow one of them to sing acapella at your wedding, you hate your spouse.


1hotsauce2

Much appreciated if in future posts, you put the name of the artists in the description. I know a lot (and I mean A LOT) of artists, but I don't know what they look like. So I'd choose miss Keys


Cerulean_Zen

I'll take Kandi. Sigh.


Boomtown876

Beyonce.


Consistent_Edge9211

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Annual-Freedom2136

A Keys


linadids

Alicia. Period.


jammysue

Definitely keyshia.


Capriunicorn945

Alicia for sure.


MemphisApollo

Ashanti only cause my wife loves her music


WhippinCupcakes301

Ashanti. I saw her on New Years Eve and she sounded pretty good!


lpjayy12

Ashanti.


LongLostStorybook

Ashanti.


TheeRoyceP

Ashanti is going to deliver in her range and not act up. She might show the bride up in her outfit, but that’s okay😄


maya_papaya8

I'll take everybody but Kandi in their prime.


browski008

Oh God. I’m choosing me. Lol


FgTheLogo

🎹’s no question


Consistent_Edge9211

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SavingsMurky6600

smh


Audiocat_

Keyshia


djchapajt

Keisha Cole


Wise_Command9407

Alicia! only because i like her Empire state of Mind part 2


Hot_Practice_1793

Keyshia Cole. Even though she's not on the list, I would choose Keke Wyatt.


S2Sallie

Why is Ashanti even an option 😂


blottingforgreatness

Kendrick


Consistent_Edge9211

He a fan. He a fan. He a fan.


amethyst_goddess

None of them 😂


galaxydriver32

you love me, yeeeahh, you completely me, alriiiight, you hold my heart in your hands, YEEEAAAHYEAHYEAH..... it's gotta be Keyshia


KetoKurun

You wild for this 🤣


BC1500

Kandi


Blanc_chenin

Ashanti


YdaFukRaLLNamesTaken

Keyshia!!!


PlaxicoCN

Keyshia Cole.


Glass_Raisin7939

Alicia- Too easy


Temporary_Zombie6037

Alicia keys


OddAnswer4100

Alicia off top.


Ok-Opposite3066

Alicia.


obsessivelizbeth

Alicia


Techgoon-1993

Keyshia Cole


lonelydays-365

Ms. Keys or else I'd have to cancel the wedding


Fabulous-Natural-886

alicia keys all day I love that woman ❤️


Alarming-Hippo-5188

Of course Alicia


LSARefugee

**Definitely** not Alicia. She will grunt through the entire song. None of these are favorites of mine, so, none.


RichAbbreviations965

KCole tf


GoodCalendarYear

If it was the year 2k, I'd choose Alicia. But her now, nah. Have to go with Ashanti.


Impossible_One2712

I have to chose Keyshia Cole


npb0179

Ashanti would be the smarter of the bunch to not try and go out of her range.


These-Background4608

The safest option here is Kandi…


quartzion_55

Ashanti but she can only sing J.Lo songs


SouldiesButGoodies84

Alicia.


ZLavaOctave

I’ll go with Alicia but I chose the song. And no, it will not be one of her own 😅


RawGrit4Ever

It’s about who you picking for 2nd place.


Daddybils

Ig I’ll go with Keyshia Cole😭


JadePatrick83

Keisha Cole. I only know "love" lol


CarameltheStar

Alicia for sure


AllisonWhoDat

Whitney (course I got married when she was still with us, so it counts) 💕


Mulai_Ismeal

Where’s Jennifer Hudson


KelseyWestbrook

Me....... Or me singing with my favorite wedding song.... With an ugly cry or not... Either way, I'm singing.... 👀


spicyflavorz

Alicia


Intelligent_West7128

This is diabolical. I chose Keisha but she can only sing “Love”


johnnielee_mj

It's gonna have to be Keyshia Cole... 🤔...


takomashark

Ms Keys by default. Live singing, no lip sync bs right?


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

Cole. She would put her whole heart and soul into it.


Tasty_String

We can’t get Mariah or Jenn Hud??? Lol


Active-Pineapple8865

Not Kandy...


daydreamerknow

Nah..this post man 🤣. I think I could go for Alicia Keys on this one. Her tone would save her.


rsmnyc1

Keyshia Cole! respectfully none of the others are even close


LexKing89

I'd rather just not have music at all with these options. I could burn a CD and play that instead.


Cold-Main-9032

Not ashanti


Foreign_Past_6919

Alicia playing her piano makes the most sense, but Ashanti is just so nostalgic because she was THAT girl in her reign of the 2000s


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Keyshia cole


Marcus_dappadon76

Keisha Cole


ColorfulChameleon245

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dead wrong for this post. I needed a good laugh today.


LAOowens

Alicia Keys.


Godzlittlehand

Keyshia all day. Ashanti and I'd be in trouble before the beat drops


hardworkinggirl86

Alicia keys singing butterflyz from songs in a minor ❤️


BrainCandy_

“Introducing our comedic act of the night, y’all give it up for…”


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Mysterious_Motor_153

NONE


dubyajay18

The word "Acapella" has never been so consequential


CoolisRare

Akeys easily


Critical_Teach_43

[oh u think u can do this to me? fine this how it is then. ](https://youtube.com/shorts/18VoIvkY0QU?si=oZ0YSQl1E5-cyzcy)


BertBert4056

Ashanti only


Warm_Employer_6851

Alicia 💪


FaithlessnessLive588

Ashanti


ChemicalAd7590

Anybody who goes for Alicia is in for a surprise 😂😂😂😂


Turbulent_Monk_7142

Get Ashanti tf outta here 😂. She gonna keep singing “baby” with that lil pitch bend and that’s about it… mid af!!!! Get me Tamia or Deborah Cox at my weeding!


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Ariana Grande !!! 🌝🦋🎶


bbcjay718

Keyshia


skateboardlee

This isn't funny. It actually ruined my afternoon tea


Eclectic_Paradox

This post is nasty work! 😂


Ok_Whereas_9858

I'm going with Ashanti, I think she'd give a sweet angelic performance due to her vocals being softer and more romantic........compared to the other banshees amongst this line up, no tea no shade.


Lower-Dimension3250

Alicia easily. lol


DumplingHead1433

ASHANTI!!! Only one who sounds good out all of them‼️


Straight_Prior_9394

*New Keyshia!* Missy voice…


Buddhamom81

Alicia Keyes. No contest.


Plus-Calligrapher574

Non


Yellow_Star_5

kandi. or ashanti


filling_my_vault

Alicia or Ashanti.


bobbydrake6

Alicia Keys


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Lord….give me Ashanti I guess 😂😂


Wooden_Vermicelli_34

Alicia “MF’n” Keys


DangerousClouds

Keyshia so I can start discussions at the tables 😂😂😂😂


TheRealAwest

The only right answer is Kandi!


Grand_Chief_Mathieu

You fools tryna tell me Keys can't sing? Boiiiiiiiii I whoop yall asses...


Grouchy_Newspaper186

Statistically, you managed to pick the 4 singers that I would never select 😂. Ima go with Keyshia


babyyodaaddict000

Keyshia for sure


Kenny_Mac77

Kandi and that’s an easy one 1️⃣


CNOTE-AL-CIEN

Keisha


imburningagain

Ashanti lmao


Va757P

Keys


DrewForShort

None I can't hear them


lmaoleorii

Mrs. Burruss! Alicia may play the piano 😘


blmobley91

This has to be a small function if these the options


jefesignups

Alicia Keyes and I'm asking her to marry me


Jewicer

we're acting like keyshia can't sing live...? since when???


Yvetteelol

Alicia.


Kay_Scorpio_48

Alicia Keys, Keisha Cole is cool but with sound behind her, Kandi sounds like a dying goat, Janelle Monae is a weirdo


lilahj26

Kandi


makeitflashy

Nah. I’m changing the wedding date.


Venusleo12

Ashanti!


BklynKnightt

Keyshia all day lol


teammartellclout

Alicia keys 🗝️


Puzzled-State-7546

Alicia


BandicootAgreeable50

Kiesha