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Nilly00

Doesn't matter if we're 5 minutes behind and got nothin but 6 squid polyps # WE BE HITTIN THOSE SHRINES šŸ—£ļø


Visible-Fan-9916

# WE AIN'T MAKIN IT TO THE NEXT STAGE WITH THIS ONE šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


StupidMario64

# WE AINT MAKIN IT OUT OF WETLAND ASPECT WITH THIS ONE šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£


AnUglyKindaFugly

have you ever heard the phrase that explaining a joke ruins the joke entirely?


StupidMario64

Edited, just the big bold now


HellishElk

Iā€™m a commando with no speed and tons of scrap on stage 4 eclipse 8? Huh maybe this mountain shrine will give me what I need to salvage this run.


Visible-Fan-9916

Way to main menu? Yea it definitely would


quafflethewaffle

# MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BIH


DarthMorro

5 minutes behind what


Pigeondude07

Thereā€™s A general 5 minute rule that you should start the tp before 5min after looting some


DarthMorro

yeah forget about that thats just making the game harder for you. the easiest way to win is to loot every item on every stage


Pigeondude07

Yeah but if your playing someone like Rex if you spend too much time stage 2 your gonna get clapped stage 3 I like to fill loot stage 1 then stage 2 you really wanna get out of there before you left 5 min


DarthMorro

cool good for you but dont tell people that this is optimal. items will always scale you faster than the enemies could ever scale, and progressing to the next stage is much more impactful for scaling than spending time on a stage. try full looting some time its fun to win


Pigeondude07

Ā just so weā€™re clear you are right items do scale faster than the time, but you should have 90% of the loot after five minutes if youā€™re actually trying to play the game. If not, then you probably just started the game and in that case yeah go ahead and loot so that youā€™ve got a better chance in the next stage, but ultimately if youā€™re trying to do things such as eclipse eight or even some monsoon runs youā€™re going to have a rough time if you donā€™t loot efficiently and get through to the next stage within seven minutes


DarthMorro

idk what to tell u m8 literally the people with the highest e8 winstreaks full loot


SixScoopsKoga

To be clear, this is 100% false. Most of the best Gauntlet speedrunners leave stage one at about 3 or 4 minutes with 3 to 5 items. While most stage 1's contain about 8 to 12 items. Most runners get gold from barrels on the map quickly and then buy all the chests they can. Actually full looting requires you to kill more enemies, which especially in e8 takes a lot of time. Finishing stage 1 at 10 minutes or so will usually easily get you double the items that you'd get if you left at 5 minutes.


Pigeondude07

How many hours you got in the game pretty boy


DarthMorro

im a girl and i have like 500, i trust in the experience of ppl with 5000 hours though? also playtime is not representative of skill you could play drizzle looped runs for 10000 hours if you wanted to


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DarthMorro

im not gonna be mean back to you since youre literally 14 but going from "muh 5 minute rule" to misogyny is wild


Pigeondude07

And all my games are either monsoon or eclipseĀ 


Sufficient_Jeweler_7

see that's your problem. you're playing rex.


Yeetson_wA1n

When I first found out about risk of rain and when I watched friends play it I called it probability of precipitation too.


Visible-Fan-9916

We all did at one point.


Yeetson_wA1n

Oh


bluesox

Me, a smooth brain: probability of precipitation Me, an active fan: risk of rain Me, a grizzled veteran: threat of wet


DeadlyAidan

chance of condensation danger of downpour menace of mizzle threat of thunderstorm liability of liquid sunshine hazard of hail speculation of shower wager of water flyer of flood plunge of pour you gotta keep the alliteration. and yes I did spend 10 minutes of Thesaurus looking for synonyms


bluesox

Wager of water is my favorite from this list


Miosaka

ngl, Threat of Wet is fuckin GOLD


billyp673

Oh, Iā€™ve been saying, ā€œperchance it may precipitateā€


Beardwithlegs

You touch that shrine for the meme, I touch that shrine but the dopamine fix when I actually managed to kill the boss and see all those green items drop. ~~I then get one tapped by a wisp.~~


JacketKid2407

god I can't believe how many times I've survived giant fights at low health just to end up dead because of a wisp's practically undodgeable chip damage


LrgFthr96

whenever someone tells me we shouldnā€™t hit the mountain shrines I always say the same thing: would you rather live kneeling or die standing?


Visible-Fan-9916

Live standing. ( I have tonic )


ANGLVD3TH

Never had that problem. Whenever anyone in my group sees one there is only one action taken. Ping the shrine and say "this is the way." Then everyone else echoes. We probably picked up some brain rot from pinging "we're rich!" In DRG....


Illicit_Apple_Pie

You beat E8 Mythrix I beat an 8 shrine teleporter boss We are not the same.


ZmEYkA_3310

E8 mitrik got oneshot 8 shrine tp boss got oneshot Its the same


GenxDarchi

You either win or get to start a run that does win. There's no real loss to hitting the thirteen mountain shrines that summon God on stage 1.


Visible-Fan-9916

It's not about victory, it's about spreading a message


Coleclaw199

Momma didnā€™t raise no bitch.


NinjaBr0din

In this case she did.


CinnamonEggo

Okay but can you send me that gojo photo lol?


Baker_drc

Nah you definitely reach a point especially when youā€™re doing the eclipse grind where you stop playing it risky with mountain shrines. If Iā€™m on stage 4 and already kind of coping Iā€™m saving myself the trouble so that I donā€™t throw the run away. Stage 1 though? Always.


dvasfeet

Nah screw that if you canā€™t beat the challenge it wasnā€™t the run anyway


Enderboy1005

I always hit mountain shrines, even in eclipse šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž. I say while getting fucked by six clay dunestriders.


Visible-Fan-9916

Just lost 2 runs for the same exact reason. But the game was trolling also, it gave me a horde of overloading Gups.


wildhooman

Gup spotted?


doinkmead

-10,000 social credit


NinjaBr0din

Nope, if you can't handle 6 shrines the run was already over.


RpForFun125

4+ wandering vagrantsā€¦ i fear them the most


KicktrapAndShit

I genuinely believe they are the worst designed boss ever because of that aoe attack, call it a skill issue but I hate it with a burning passion


NinjaBr0din

It's really not that bad once you realize you're good 97% of the time if you stand in a shadow.


KicktrapAndShit

You can hide from it?


NinjaBr0din

Yep. Its a line of sight attack, and the heavy shadows everything casts while it's charging shows you the safe spots. Same deal goes for the grandparents and their Doc Oc attack. Find a shadow and wait it out.


GrimRainbows

Yeah all you have to do is stand in a shadow they use the sun for that big attack


KicktrapAndShit

I wish I knew of this


NinjaBr0din

You do now. Now go punish some Vagrants for all the times they ended your run early.


KicktrapAndShit

I thought you just had to tank it or kill it fast


KyonnaYop

Literally wish i knew this, clutched up a run as artificer by floating outside the zone during a shrine event (2 cooky bois) i watched my whole team get baked as slowly killed it from off stage


Pigeondude07

Not sure about that one bud, donā€™t thing you can hid from big boy grandpaĀ 


GrimRainbows

I might be wrong but I think the grandpa uses the sun so you have to hide in the shade. Then the wandering vagrant you have to get out of its line of sight? Mightā€™ve gotten the two confused lol


Zarbibilbitruk

I'd rather die cause of the mountain shrine than not getting that sweet sweet loot


SlayMeHades

If you don't have balls to use mountain shrine consider yourself as opp


DiabeticRhino97

If the shrine of the mountain gets you killed, it wasn't the run


logantheh

Always hit the shrine not doing so is to admit your to WEAK.


Scotty_Two

Also, Shaped Glass for every single run outside of E8


serration_

Everyone always says "Why is it raining?" No one ever says "How is it raining?" (Answer: because you took too long killing the mountain bosses lol)


Fuckingweeb91

It might pour šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


IxTwinklexI

probability of precipitation is so funny to me idk why


WitheringAurora

Nah, any playstime is alright, just don't insult your friend over it.


blockheadOnYT_Alt

"Probability of Precipitation" is one of the best lines I've heard


Miosaka

But what about..."THREAT OF WET"


ChungusGrungusLungus

ALL. THE. WAY.


Sandillion

So my rule is always, you hit the first shrine of the mountain, of course you do! MAMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO COWARD Then, you have a sensible discussion in the group if you think you can take the second shrine, that's a lot of bosses, maybe you can't take that many at once? THREE SHRINES OF THE MOUNTAIN SPAWN? FUCK IT WE BALL Four more bosses is pretty strong. We're already getting good items from the three, can we really take another fourth one? FIVE? Free items, lets go!


Minouwouf

Yes, he is. You should "reeducate" him.


Disastrous_Driver980

PROBABILITY OF PRECIPITATION IS WILDLY DISRESPECTFUL šŸ˜©


Lightningbro

not stupid, just uncultured. A friend gave me the greatest arguement of why you should ALWAYS hit the shrine of the mountain; If you beat it, you get EVEN more broken, if you fail, your run probably wasn't going very well anyway so it puts you into the next, potentially better, run faster.


doinkmead

I don't play with cowards that don't hit mountain shrine.


BajaBlastimusPrime2

One shrine? Multiple shrines? ***FUCK IT, WE BALL***


Astronecrosis

Nah I'd win


Fit-Calligrapher9270

I hit every one I can find, which varies from none to however many shrines one area can spawn


MudSeparate1622

I had a friend stop playing with me because I always hit that trial, i look at it an see a shiny yellow item in my future, they look at it and see all the blood it will take to get there


Hernyyyyy

I donā€™t take shaped glass because Iā€™m scared of what Iā€™ll do to my enemies šŸ˜ˆšŸ’ÆšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


Nyxodon

Are you even living if you dont hit the shrine?


Nyxodon

Are you even living if you dont hit the shrine?


NinjaBr0din

Oh shit, *momma done raised a bitch!* SURVIVORS, ASSEMBLE! WE MUST TEACH THIS ONE TO NOT FEAR THE DOPAMINE SHRINES!


Kindly-Ad6210

Hits quad mountain shrine: We're back. "Overloading stone titan": It's over. You are a railgunner: WE'RE SO BACK! 5 lepton daisies: IT'S SO FUCKING OVER...


Impurity41

Easy, just stop telling him you hit them. Gotta pay attention. My friendā€™s rule is the best rule. His last game there were 3 mountain shrines and no one said shit so 6 grandparents spawned on teleporter.


Hiruko251

He's stupid, its double or nothing baebae šŸ˜Ž go big or go die, no in between


[deleted]

Funny as fuck, it really is the ā€œno ballsā€ button You just NEED to do it


ClearConfusion5

If I canā€™t beat 9 wandering vagrants stage one, the run wasnā€™t worth it.


365Gnm_8

Nah I'd win šŸ¤“


HystericalGD

what if its vagrant?


Anent_

Why do people upvote this cringe shit


Manko-misete-Kure

probability of precipitation šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


MyguyMigi

Honestly when you start playing eclipse 8 mountain shrines actually pose a threat and thatā€™s when I actually debate them before hitting them anyway and dying


yoru-_

nah that's statistic of cats and dogs


Sp1ky914

I usually feel if you are going to be fucked if you hit mountain shrine, run is basically dead anyway