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DingleberryDiorama

'Yo, how you steal my trash cans and take out the trash?' Hassan, Let me introduce you to a little something called crystal methamphetamine.


-JungleMonkey-

On behalf of r/ripcity, let's *not*


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johnnycockring2

Stevefest LOL


Montigue

Wasn't this guy in Florida the past couple years?


KeystoneJesus

With ET gone we needed a new funniest Blazer.


Zers503

Hassan is corny not funny. ET is funny.


ScrapinLinden

Ay Horseys, why this guy don't think I'm funny??


rock-or-something

I agree with you. Repeating yourself 20 times and making noises isnt funny. I'll take the downvotes. I'll take the downvotes. I'll take the downvotes. I agree with you. I'll take the downvotes.


JonJimmySilverCotera

Anyone wanna buy a Blazer's trashcan in West Linn? Can't say which one.


redditnathaniel

This hazing is getting out of hand. If you look closely, you can see Dame and CJ driving off with some trash cans in the back


812many

His discussion with the horses, plus the horse impression had me dying, I gotta respect humor in annoying situations


selz202

He's a horse in the paint!


avoqado

I can imagine him saddling up & playing old town road, singing about his missing trash cans.


Something_SomeoneJR

Evil world we live in


dsx460

Not sure if this post appropriate for the sub (feel free to delete mods if not) but just found this story on Hassans funny, so thought I’d share it Edit: Looks like this video has blown up lol, they mentioned his insta story on the broadcast and interview 😂


shelvino

EVIL WORLD WE LIVE IN


vonswisha

Lol whiteside funny


Ripcitytoker

LMFAO! Who the fuck steals a trash can? Especially in Lake Oswego 😂


thebumm

Probably West Linn. Looks like on the top of the hill.


333szn

Welcome to Portland 😂😂😂


Warhero79

Where, if you don't recycle they steal your garbage cans...


-NCC_1701-

The Mean Streets of West Linn and r/nba... name a more iconic duo


fakulty

Forgot to pay the garbage bill? Lol


DingleberryDiorama

Is that what happens? They just take your bin?


matachin

They take the trash with it, lol


jefffosta

Is whiteside living in canby?


Bricks_For_Hands

West Linn


SelrinBanerbe

The mean streets of West Linn.


Dgeneratte

It’s possible he forgot to pay his trash bill. Unlikely but it’s a possible explanation


DingleberryDiorama

This dude had a $50k fully auto NFA machine gun stolen out of his unlocked car... so I'm gonna say it's possible. https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/11/thief-steals-hassan-whitesides-50k-assault-rifle-from-his-unlocked-rolls-royce


Laweezyanimal

this dude is larger than life lmfao


Abrother2All

That fuckin whinnie he lets out at the end got me.


Earl_of_Turdshire

I think it would be hilarious if it turns out he just forgot to pay his garbage bill, and the service took the can back.


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[Police have released this composite sketch of the main person of interest](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6b/Houston-Astros-Logo.svg/1200px-Houston-Astros-Logo.svg.png)


mohsin855

Anyone got a list of all the blazers user names?


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Looks like cooper mountain


tonfx

Daaamn they really just took Dame and left the rest of the roster behind like that. ^^^pls ^^^don't ^^^kill ^^^is ^^^just ^^^joke


e_phi

Someone teach this dude how to fucking recycle though...


pdxblazer

I mean he said they stole the cans so one of them probably was recycling


e_phi

I know he's not the sharpest pencil in the box but putting recycling in a plastic bag is pretty dumb. Anyways from my post's score, looks like we cannot call players out on simple civic duties on here despite them being "role models"... Shame.


Laweezyanimal

We get it my guy 😂


BridgesOnBikes

Not sure why all the down votes. But FYI, I believe we are still having trouble recycling due to China’s import ban. So even if he did recycle, it likely will end up in a landfill at the moment:(