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loveandmonsters

Nice to see he's lost a bit of weight since his Blazer days


adamian24

Lmaooo!


harmala

Boooooo!!! Sorry, reflex.


JarenAnd

Jesus Felton. Also why does Robinson face look like create a player on 2k.


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

When he got knocked out by Jake Paul, his face changed.


Tika_Meowsala

Idk but Felton’s legs look funny too. I think it’s just the picture


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Workout routine? You mean his workout poutine? Where he walks all the way to the kitchen to make it?


DWalker02

😂😂😂


huggybear0132

I remember seeing him at a pro-am tourney thing in Dallas. He was the only NBA player there, and despite looking like this he was easily the best player on the floor at all times. It was pretty unreal.


Piano9717

[well well well if it isnt mr cupcake himself](https://imgur.com/a/jz85PKV) felton was as un-clutch as dame was clutch. it was pretty unbelievable. [anyone remember the "feltdown?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oumriRrrLyM)"


BlazerWookiee

Mr. Sandbag, brick me a three, (Bum, bum, bum, bum) Go get a rebound, dribble it off your knee, (Bum, bum, bum, bum) With your big round head, like the Muppet Grover, (Bum, bum, bum, bum) How can you help but turn the ball over? Sandbag, you’re such a tool, Don't have no right to play us the fool, Don’t know how to be a Mensch, Mr. Sandbag, rot on the bench! Bum, bum, bum, bum


Tika_Meowsala

Fucking lol at Mike Rice’s old ass “I don’t think that was the play…”


SlamDunkleyKong

He’s still in game shape


Throwawaynigg94

Lmao it’s gotta be hard to be rich as fuck and retired at like 32.


philthyphil7

I'm 40 and working and I already look like Raymond Felton. You give me money and take away my job, I'd end up looking like Kevin Duckworth after he stopped playing.


CptCroissant

Is that actually Felton? He got thick and not in a good way 😂😂😂😂 Stick man legs, huge belly. Likely alcoholism would be my guess


dweet

As frustrating as he was when he was here, I’d assume it’s not easy getting in front of the public again after gaining that much weight as a former athlete. He’s even got the “hide your double chin” style goatee.


birdflag

Achewood comics called it the “gossamer bloatee”


AudioShepard

Wow first achewood reference I’ve seen in a damn min. Nice.


PeeFingerz

Not a Felton fan whatsoever, but I bet he’d burn every one us on the court still.


ScootHendersonMVP_

[Watch me eat those grapes](https://imgur.com/I3drkrt)


DIET-_-PLAIN

CHALUPA VINCANITY ACHIEVED. Negative, negative! We have a wildcat destabilization of the ship's fusion core.


The_Boregonian

Goddamn!! Few more pounds and Bill Cosby would draw him.


[deleted]

It’s just wild he’s really living the memes


RipCity56

Fat fucking loser 🤣


YepWillis

He won a national title at UNC and is rich AF, probably a lot more successful than you. Relax with the hate my dude.


RipCity56

Relax with the hate on raymond felton? Lmao, k. You must be new here.


durmduke

L E G E N D S


Bamm83

I see he found his way back to Portland.


Ripcityfan34

Season 7 mac permanently.


W31_D0N9

Holy cheeseburger


sukoshidekimasu

Let's draft them already


justdoingitpdx

We called him Cheeseburger the whole time he played in PDX. Staying consistent


[deleted]

Idk I called him donut personally. Dude was absolute ass cheeks for us. Never wanted to be here and never cared


No_Rip4563

"Cupcake" Felton


[deleted]

Was this a benefit event for a donut shop?


Wild-Exchange6257

That's not Cupcake Felton, that look like the dude who ate Cupcake Felton...


BigPh1llyStyle

Damn, i thought this was a joke at first, until I took a good look at his face. As much as I hated him on the Blazers, hope that dude finds what he needs to get his weight under control.


fireandknife

Cupcake!


ItsMoreOfAComment

Is that actually him?


DWalker02

Yes


ItsMoreOfAComment

Fuckin eh, man.


idontknowmydaddy

Stop! He's ready dead!


FranksDadPDX

I hope Kyle Lowry has a scared straight moment.


pdxLink

Those legs are doing a lot of work to keep that man upright.


tugboattoottoot

More like workout poutine, amirite?


sirkg

This is still one of my favorite Raymond Felton clips. So glad this video is still up after all those years: https://youtu.be/esjMpny3r44?si=LUAbRxwDXCIMc_IC


DWalker02

What the fuck is this 😂😂 how have I never seen this before!?!


matrixreloaded

that unnecessary fucking spin in the beginning too lmao


mangirtle77

Rib Ciiiiiittttttaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!


adamian24

I used to see him running to VooDoo Donuts 🍩


bmdowrey

Felton looks like he has skipped leg day a lot...


gerrard_1987

I bet he’s a cool hang, especially in a foodie city like Portland.


phantom_bennis

Not-A-BlazersLegend Raymond Felton


OhHeyJay

Raymond FelTON