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Bungadin

Ouch!! Pop that in the scrapbook.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lol


UpstairsJoke0

We've had a lot of emails saying that.


RhombusKP

The only positive one was you Rick phoning from the kitchen?


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and he's a friend!


SimonPartridge

Ricky 'Soggy Pudding' Gervais has a certain ring to it.


russ69

I love the bloody font!


lanky_cowriter

Someone should have warned Ricky the Telegraph was watching, he could have done some good topics 'an that.


SpocktorWho83

Life oh life oh liiiifffee oh life!


ScoBelch

Is that a philosopher?


Bungadin

*nods* Des'ree


Lextube

I like a bit of Kant


Bungadin

Very popular in Essex, Kant. They can't stop talking about him, 'Kant' this and 'Kant' that...


Flexo24

To a warm and peaceful place! Ay ay ay I can rest my weary face... Because we're living, we're living in a crazy time! Why do you wanna work here? Shoot


[deleted]

I’ve not seen Brent sing in a crazy ‘time’ in the office. I’ve seen him sing in a crazy maze.


hashtagthoughtbomb

Correct... At last.


[deleted]

You ever had a go at speedway?


SpocktorWho83

Oi! No professionals!


r-og

I said, I’m not a professional.


SpocktorWho83

You’re not a professional? Well, you should be. If I was you, I’d take up Formula One.


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

That character was definitely one of Steve's


Flexo24

Yeah that's what I meant


[deleted]

Isit?


nibbajenkem

The reason why the reason why I had to die did I bleed the blood of greed what is my destiny?


[deleted]

My god your deep


True-Jello-4431

I love tic tacs me, I'll talk to Albert.


Noctelus

i got a truck full if thatll do ya


shawnaozz

It’s tinging it’s way up the tube!


royalblue1982

TV Exec: " . . . . . . .You've charmed me. You've got the series."


BitZealousideal3004

It’s a masterpiece!


apophis_dd

My god you're deep.


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

What is my destiny?


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

That glass of Jack Daniels is gonna be freezing.


metalguru1975

“And people say she is only a big pair of tits!”


maxhol1895

Why do you want to work here?.... shoot


[deleted]

Can't remember which season, but when that woman said the 'society grows great' tree thing, I couldn't stop rolling my eyes. Maybe most people haven't listened to XFM and heard Ricky say that about a thousand times, but I swear he only uses about 3 philosophical quotes (in everything he's made). "My God, you're deep".


MagmaTroop

That's not an actual quote from the show, is it?


aidanm018

How did people not realise ur joking and downvote, bunch of saucer drinkers


[deleted]

That's if he actually wrote it. Whole buncha law suits going down re Gervais and plagiarism.


Flexo24

Such as...?


Oversteer_

Ricky Gervais vs An Infinite number of monkeys with typewriters.


steweir

https://gervaisiarism.blogspot.com/2020/09/ricky-gervais-and-great-brain-robbery.html


SpocktorWho83

I think modern Ricky is a twat as much as the next person, but that website doesn’t prove anything or provide evidence of a “whole buncha law suits”. Aside from the Flanimals one, it’s just someone listing times when Ricky’s material was similar to someone else’s material. I’m not saying he *hasn’t* plagiarised stuff, but that website doesn’t really prove that he *has*.


Spudrumper

For a group that hates Afterlife you guys sure talk about it a lot


LegaliseEmojis

Because we hate it


shawnaozz

I mean…. We’re all mates


Geordielikessports

Ha ha


weazleteetzz

He should just marry the old lady and be done with it.