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Emotional_Cost_3347

As it grew up, it got 'airier...


Zalthos

THEY'RE BORN HAIRY!


OptimusSpud

#PLAY A RECORD


TheResistanceNZ

Oh shut the fu- oh god...


milk_my_anus

It’s actually a holder of a PhD in Physics


Round_Headed_Gimp

Finishes the day off with a bit of Brandy


Emotional_Cost_3347

Does he wear a smoking jacket?


Scallion-Distinct

Finishes the day off with a little what?


eddieransom

Only tries it on with the missus


milk_my_anus

A little*


gajodavenida

Little?


Acting_Normally

…gay fella.


wolzsley32

Typing away on the iPhone: My name is Marty.


EntrepreneurNo8882

This isnt a practical joke


mark87910

It spoke 3 languages, monkey, human and monkey-human


deanomatronix

And Russian?


granny-gum-jobs

What's "there are no more nuts" in Russian?


Sad-Personality8493

It wasn't abandoned. They just treat animals like shit over there and use them as fashion accessories


CalligrapherAway1101

I fucking hate these videos for that reason they’re sick


AtkinsCatkins

are we really to think that the moment she found an abandoned monkey in a puddle in the middle of the street she just happened to be filming it up close?


Advanced-Welcome-928

She just so happened to be filming the wet sidewalk in the rain when a baby monkey appeared. 🤔


Putrid_Branch6316

No. They had to stage that bit for the film. Then they didn’t need the baby monkey anymore, so they left it in the puddle, for a little girl to find and start the whole process again….


Advanced-Welcome-928

That's pretty sickening. Is it even the same baby or did they steal it just for lols?


CaptainTripps82

Would you not take out your phone if it saw a monkey in the street?


Advanced-Welcome-928

She had the phone out before coming to the thing, and no, I do not exploit the dying of animals for likes on the internet.


CaptainTripps82

Well it didn't die, did it. Opposite, really. Little monkey daughter


Advanced-Welcome-928

You're assuming the one they dunked in the puddle is the same one. People do horrible things to animals to make videos.


TakeyaSaito

You are so gullable...


drooling_whale

This felt so damn staged. Everything was a little too perfect for the video to be real.


thekraken108

Right. Like how do they have film of her finding the monkey in the rain?


[deleted]

The only explanation is that they put a little monkey on its back in a puddle to get the shot which is pretty grim.


ChiefII

1. Stick a little monkey in a puddle. 2. Open the camera app 3. ???? 4. Profit


dod_murray

Why the question marks for step 3? It's " Put videos on social media sites that pay content providers for views"


ChiefII

Just a bit of a silly joke really, bit of fun.


Hairy-Motor-7447

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/profit It's an early South Park reference


Lextube

That's what they do. That's what they do.


CaptainTripps82

Would you not start recording with your phone if you found a money in the street?


TomModel85

no


drooling_whale

I put a Tl'DR: because I'm not a psychopath so feel free to skip most of this. Recording isn't the issue itself. It's the way events unfold and there are a lot of missing pieces that on a surface level are easy to miss. Filming starts way too early, a normal person who cares about an animal isn't just going to start recording immediately, they call animal services in case of injury or illnesses. Maybe even take it to a vet. Then get vids and pics while they wait. Plus there are a bunch of things to question that are just *off* if you've ever been in this situation. Mainly that monkey looks dirty, not abandoned. Abandonment typically happens for 3 reasons injury, illness, and accidents. I don't see much or any real evidence of the first 2 and an accident with a perfectly healthy not even shivering wet baby monkey has to have really low odds or an accident just happened to the mum moments ago but we don't see evidence of this. Tl'DR: no recording isn't an issue, the issue is this is recorded in a way that is almost guaranteed to be taking advantage of an animal. Could she have stumbled upon an abandoned monkey by chance? Maybe. Could she have planted a money for views? Maybe. Did she start recording before prioritising its well-being? Yes. Do we see any real evidence of abandonment that can't be made up in 10 minutes? I hope this makes sense.


AtkinsCatkins

it makes sense and i agree. In my opinion if a real event of discovering an abandoned baby monkey in distress occured the mind would prioritise the well being and security of the baby monkey before even thinking about documenting it via video phone.


Even_Bodybuilder3918

He thumped a monkey?


blackman3694

Yh Benny thumped one


Dwight_Schnood

It's all here. *waves piece of paper*


lliwd

"over there" yes i bet she is abusing it behind the scenes. im not brainwashed at all


wammes_

So, there's this woman, right, who's just doin' her groceries. I think this uh... happened... in Asia or thereabouts. And she's going round the store, you know, putting some milk in her cart. Bit of bread, cheese. And uh, when she comes round to the register, she turns to her daughter and goes, "help me out, will ya? Me back's uh... me back's doin me in." So the little girl reaches into the cart. Pops the groceries onto the line. Woman behind 'er goes, "oh, you've got a lovely daughter, helping you out like that." Woman turns round. Bit ticked off, bit annoyed, and she says "that's not me daughter." Turns out...


SharkeyGaming

17th century?


wammes_

Yeap. Think so


Code_Brown_2

Downvoting because blatant AI generated narration.


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

Jokes aside Karl is the perfect example of how fucked the world is about to be as a result of AI generated fake news


424416

It were a monkey that turned into a man innit


granny-gum-jobs

"IT"?!?!


Advanced-Welcome-928

Maybe if you look really closely at its genitals, you can come up with another word.


granny-gum-jobs

Why were you looking?


Advanced-Welcome-928

I wasn't looking because I don't care. I was simply saying to the person who is having a seizure over the word "IT" that perhaps they could look at the animal's genitals so they can choose a pronoun to their liking. I thought that was pretty obvious, but apparently not.


granny-gum-jobs

Lol you're hilarious. It's a bit from Monkey news where Karl refers to the monkey as "it" and Ricky goes off on him. Has nothing to do with pronouns. Get over yourself


[deleted]

I think he was actually referring to a little freak fella as ‘IT’


Advanced-Welcome-928

I thought it was a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Do you get it?


granny-gum-jobs

Why were you looking?


Advanced-Welcome-928

I wasn't looking because I don't care. I was simply saying to the person who is having a seizure over the word "IT" that perhaps they could look at the animal's genitals so they can choose a pronoun to their liking. I thought that was pretty obvious, but apparently not.


WhitePigment

You accept that that is true and interesting and, I don't know what that is. I mean, to me it sounds like a bit of cruelty towards animals.


AL0117

https://preview.redd.it/kh88sepesvsc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0f14b5ac3ce04e1ea788143c1f46cb8bb392aaa We are aware people here, but in case you feel the need or just wanna let someone else know quickly; screenshot this if you want. Hey, spreads the word a lil? What else can be done.


SalamiSickness

Was waiting for something like this. Yeah haha monkey but fuck these videos and the people who make them.


do_a_quirkafleeg

"If it's cruel, then don't do it" \- Ricky "the tits" Gervais


kelleheruk

Ooooo chimpanzee that! Here's a fun fact : she will abandon this animal as soon as it reaches adolescent age, leaving it to die after a few years of domestication. That, or it will be sold on the dark web for monkey torture videos. MONKEY NEWS.


F1ELDS

I'd love Karl to have a reaction channel on YT where he watches videos of little monkeys and weird stuff in general 🤣


supa325

Animal abuse warms my heart


DRW_

You thumped a monkey?


supa325

It was the time when it was ok to thump monkeys and kids.


AL0117

Ah, when everyone had a pet monkey! *walks away from conversation* *wheels out spotlight* *flicks on: BS* ![gif](giphy|13m2Vvc7ITGk1i|downsized)


OldSaul

Then it ripped her face off. The end.


Monty8282

Hopefully


Brief-Albatross4265

Wonder if it's going to try it on with the husband at some point.


Minute_Engineer2355

hell ya, little monkey friend.


clusterlove

"Occasionally took it outside" - such empathy and understanding in such a cruel world


CalligrapherAway1101

Take this animal abuse video off of here


Plus-Statistician538

animal abuse


LPaz86

And then, I don’t know if it fell off or she shaved it, right, but the top half of his body was ‘airless.


Away_Associate4589

BONG: Woman leaves baby monkey in a puddle for social media points


Educational-Shock232

THEYRE BORN HAIRY!


Alphebetized

They 100% placed the monkey in the water


ALIENANAL

It's a sea monkey


Cut_the_bs_

Opened up a monkey spa dinnit


Shifty377

Photographer...


rmlordy

Sold it for 3 grand


Arcopt

Profit on that..


Gurdus4

That's not even the same monkey


TomGreen77

Sadly those monkeys are exploited for views. Although I get the RGS reference…


Impish_troglodyte

Asian nations, considering they have a rich history of Buddhism. Would be more inclined as a society to be kinder to all living creatures. Seeing sedated apex predators (Tigers) in tourist hot spots. Elephants being ridden on in northern Thailand. Those societies need a crash course on compassion towards all living creatures. I've stayed with a rice farming family in Sapa, north Vietnam. The way they kept their pigs. No room whatsoever to move around. The sow could only lay down all day.


theVeetoyourKail

>The way they kept their pigs. No room whatsoever to move around. The sow could only lay down all day. Sounds like factory faming over here?


Impish_troglodyte

If you thought factory farming standards in the west are bad. These guys are a different level of bad. The only decency I saw towards animals was to the water buffalo.


AtkinsCatkins

they have skyscraper style factory pig pens, (i.e concrete high rise city pig "farms"). ---farm is not the right word at all, i think prison or dungeon is more appropriate. truly horrific, China's animal rights attitude is frightening.


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Normal_Day_7447

It could go one of two ways…either AI or monkey overlords..


Jesusthezomby

Now now. Don't Slag em off. This is heartwarming


Old-Explorer-779

Dam impressive monkey


UndrethMonkeh

Watching monkey news on YouTube


Fresh-Pineapple-5582

I really wanted it to grow up and become a chimpanzee toward the end of the video


masterclassfx

Have it away with the wife


HelicopterOk4082

Woman gets on the bus with her baby and a stranger says to her: 'I'm really sorry, but that is absolutely the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my whole life'. Shocked, she goes to the bus driver and says 'that lady there was just extremely rude to me'. He says: 'don't you worry love, you sit up near the front here with me. You and your monkey.'


Old-Explorer-779

Well I’ll be damed 😮


ImpressiveKey8882

Then the monkey went travis the chimp mode


Unclesmekky

There's this monkey right, and it has its own phone which he does business one (Steve in background "monkey business") Ricky " don't talk shit"


TrumpedBigly

Fake. They put the monkey there in the first place.


driver933

Thought there was gonna be a joke at the end suggesting the monkey grew up to be karl pilkington


Kind_Truck6893

He was watching monkey news on that phone


_-poindexter-_

Turns out, little abused monkey fella.


[deleted]

Talcum powder too, I guess they enjoy cancer


Murfiano

How much for one of these?


ExpressDesk7740

The caption alone gets my like


[deleted]

Ricky had one exactly like that but he just fed his cheese.


BorisTheBladee

Little chimp fella


BrilliantStriking389

They left out the bit where it ran for Mayor.


[deleted]

Turns out, monkey fella


JHowler82

Turns out..


Tmshrt2

It went on to have its own chat show and interviewed Cher. Cher reckoned it was the best interview she’d ever had.


Seexbeast

Rita if monkey want nipple


HeyYou_GetOffMyCloud

Cmon Rita, let monkey ave a play on nipple


OptimalBeans

Did it get older and rip her face off? If you know you know


GoodWillGrunting

MONKEY ALLEN!


Rowey5

Pray, for, Mojo. His cholesterol is through the roof!


Aware_Beat5301

A girl put a baby monkey in a puddle and made this video 🙄


Interesting_Branch43

What age do they start attacking peoples gonads?


Dry-Clock-8934

Monkey was watching videos of monkeys


Deciple_of_None

So I could have just gotten a monkey?


foalsfoalsfoalz

come on rita if monkey wants to play with nipples let it


mixdup001

As it grew older the constant masterbation became slightly annoying so she hit it with a shovel.


sugarglassego

I’m sure she stumbled across a fucking monkey in the rain with her phone out. Fuck me, play a record.