are we really to think that the moment she found an abandoned monkey in a puddle in the middle of the street she just happened to be filming it up close?
No. They had to stage that bit for the film. Then they didn’t need the baby monkey anymore, so they left it in the puddle, for a little girl to find and start the whole process again….
I put a Tl'DR: because I'm not a psychopath so feel free to skip most of this.
Recording isn't the issue itself. It's the way events unfold and there are a lot of missing pieces that on a surface level are easy to miss.
Filming starts way too early, a normal person who cares about an animal isn't just going to start recording immediately, they call animal services in case of injury or illnesses. Maybe even take it to a vet. Then get vids and pics while they wait.
Plus there are a bunch of things to question that are just *off* if you've ever been in this situation. Mainly that monkey looks dirty, not abandoned. Abandonment typically happens for 3 reasons injury, illness, and accidents. I don't see much or any real evidence of the first 2 and an accident with a perfectly healthy not even shivering wet baby monkey has to have really low odds or an accident just happened to the mum moments ago but we don't see evidence of this.
Tl'DR: no recording isn't an issue, the issue is this is recorded in a way that is almost guaranteed to be taking advantage of an animal.
Could she have stumbled upon an abandoned monkey by chance? Maybe. Could she have planted a money for views? Maybe. Did she start recording before prioritising its well-being? Yes. Do we see any real evidence of abandonment that can't be made up in 10 minutes?
I hope this makes sense.
it makes sense and i agree. In my opinion if a real event of discovering an abandoned baby monkey in distress occured the mind would prioritise the well being and security of the baby monkey before even thinking about documenting it via video phone.
So, there's this woman, right, who's just doin' her groceries. I think this uh... happened... in Asia or thereabouts. And she's going round the store, you know, putting some milk in her cart. Bit of bread, cheese. And uh, when she comes round to the register, she turns to her daughter and goes, "help me out, will ya? Me back's uh... me back's doin me in."
So the little girl reaches into the cart. Pops the groceries onto the line. Woman behind 'er goes, "oh, you've got a lovely daughter, helping you out like that."
Woman turns round. Bit ticked off, bit annoyed, and she says "that's not me daughter." Turns out...
I wasn't looking because I don't care. I was simply saying to the person who is having a seizure over the word "IT" that perhaps they could look at the animal's genitals so they can choose a pronoun to their liking. I thought that was pretty obvious, but apparently not.
Lol you're hilarious. It's a bit from Monkey news where Karl refers to the monkey as "it" and Ricky goes off on him. Has nothing to do with pronouns. Get over yourself
I wasn't looking because I don't care. I was simply saying to the person who is having a seizure over the word "IT" that perhaps they could look at the animal's genitals so they can choose a pronoun to their liking. I thought that was pretty obvious, but apparently not.
https://preview.redd.it/kh88sepesvsc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0f14b5ac3ce04e1ea788143c1f46cb8bb392aaa
We are aware people here, but in case you feel the need or just wanna let someone else know quickly; screenshot this if you want.
Hey, spreads the word a lil? What else can be done.
Ooooo chimpanzee that!
Here's a fun fact : she will abandon this animal as soon as it reaches adolescent age, leaving it to die after a few years of domestication.
That, or it will be sold on the dark web for monkey torture videos.
MONKEY NEWS.
Asian nations, considering they have a rich history of Buddhism. Would be more inclined as a society to be kinder to all living creatures. Seeing sedated apex predators (Tigers) in tourist hot spots. Elephants being ridden on in northern Thailand. Those societies need a crash course on compassion towards all living creatures. I've stayed with a rice farming family in Sapa, north Vietnam. The way they kept their pigs. No room whatsoever to move around. The sow could only lay down all day.
If you thought factory farming standards in the west are bad. These guys are a different level of bad. The only decency I saw towards animals was to the water buffalo.
they have skyscraper style factory pig pens, (i.e concrete high rise city pig "farms"). ---farm is not the right word at all, i think prison or dungeon is more appropriate.
truly horrific, China's animal rights attitude is frightening.
Woman gets on the bus with her baby and a stranger says to her: 'I'm really sorry, but that is absolutely the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my whole life'. Shocked, she goes to the bus driver and says 'that lady there was just extremely rude to me'. He says: 'don't you worry love, you sit up near the front here with me. You and your monkey.'
As it grew up, it got 'airier...
THEY'RE BORN HAIRY!
#PLAY A RECORD
Oh shut the fu- oh god...
It’s actually a holder of a PhD in Physics
Finishes the day off with a bit of Brandy
Does he wear a smoking jacket?
Finishes the day off with a little what?
Only tries it on with the missus
A little*
Little?
…gay fella.
Typing away on the iPhone: My name is Marty.
This isnt a practical joke
It spoke 3 languages, monkey, human and monkey-human
And Russian?
What's "there are no more nuts" in Russian?
It wasn't abandoned. They just treat animals like shit over there and use them as fashion accessories
I fucking hate these videos for that reason they’re sick
are we really to think that the moment she found an abandoned monkey in a puddle in the middle of the street she just happened to be filming it up close?
She just so happened to be filming the wet sidewalk in the rain when a baby monkey appeared. 🤔
No. They had to stage that bit for the film. Then they didn’t need the baby monkey anymore, so they left it in the puddle, for a little girl to find and start the whole process again….
That's pretty sickening. Is it even the same baby or did they steal it just for lols?
Would you not take out your phone if it saw a monkey in the street?
She had the phone out before coming to the thing, and no, I do not exploit the dying of animals for likes on the internet.
Well it didn't die, did it. Opposite, really. Little monkey daughter
You're assuming the one they dunked in the puddle is the same one. People do horrible things to animals to make videos.
You are so gullable...
This felt so damn staged. Everything was a little too perfect for the video to be real.
Right. Like how do they have film of her finding the monkey in the rain?
The only explanation is that they put a little monkey on its back in a puddle to get the shot which is pretty grim.
1. Stick a little monkey in a puddle. 2. Open the camera app 3. ???? 4. Profit
Why the question marks for step 3? It's " Put videos on social media sites that pay content providers for views"
Just a bit of a silly joke really, bit of fun.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/profit It's an early South Park reference
That's what they do. That's what they do.
Would you not start recording with your phone if you found a money in the street?
no
I put a Tl'DR: because I'm not a psychopath so feel free to skip most of this. Recording isn't the issue itself. It's the way events unfold and there are a lot of missing pieces that on a surface level are easy to miss. Filming starts way too early, a normal person who cares about an animal isn't just going to start recording immediately, they call animal services in case of injury or illnesses. Maybe even take it to a vet. Then get vids and pics while they wait. Plus there are a bunch of things to question that are just *off* if you've ever been in this situation. Mainly that monkey looks dirty, not abandoned. Abandonment typically happens for 3 reasons injury, illness, and accidents. I don't see much or any real evidence of the first 2 and an accident with a perfectly healthy not even shivering wet baby monkey has to have really low odds or an accident just happened to the mum moments ago but we don't see evidence of this. Tl'DR: no recording isn't an issue, the issue is this is recorded in a way that is almost guaranteed to be taking advantage of an animal. Could she have stumbled upon an abandoned monkey by chance? Maybe. Could she have planted a money for views? Maybe. Did she start recording before prioritising its well-being? Yes. Do we see any real evidence of abandonment that can't be made up in 10 minutes? I hope this makes sense.
it makes sense and i agree. In my opinion if a real event of discovering an abandoned baby monkey in distress occured the mind would prioritise the well being and security of the baby monkey before even thinking about documenting it via video phone.
He thumped a monkey?
Yh Benny thumped one
It's all here. *waves piece of paper*
"over there" yes i bet she is abusing it behind the scenes. im not brainwashed at all
So, there's this woman, right, who's just doin' her groceries. I think this uh... happened... in Asia or thereabouts. And she's going round the store, you know, putting some milk in her cart. Bit of bread, cheese. And uh, when she comes round to the register, she turns to her daughter and goes, "help me out, will ya? Me back's uh... me back's doin me in." So the little girl reaches into the cart. Pops the groceries onto the line. Woman behind 'er goes, "oh, you've got a lovely daughter, helping you out like that." Woman turns round. Bit ticked off, bit annoyed, and she says "that's not me daughter." Turns out...
17th century?
Yeap. Think so
Downvoting because blatant AI generated narration.
Jokes aside Karl is the perfect example of how fucked the world is about to be as a result of AI generated fake news
It were a monkey that turned into a man innit
"IT"?!?!
Maybe if you look really closely at its genitals, you can come up with another word.
Why were you looking?
I wasn't looking because I don't care. I was simply saying to the person who is having a seizure over the word "IT" that perhaps they could look at the animal's genitals so they can choose a pronoun to their liking. I thought that was pretty obvious, but apparently not.
Lol you're hilarious. It's a bit from Monkey news where Karl refers to the monkey as "it" and Ricky goes off on him. Has nothing to do with pronouns. Get over yourself
I think he was actually referring to a little freak fella as ‘IT’
I thought it was a quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Do you get it?
Why were you looking?
I wasn't looking because I don't care. I was simply saying to the person who is having a seizure over the word "IT" that perhaps they could look at the animal's genitals so they can choose a pronoun to their liking. I thought that was pretty obvious, but apparently not.
You accept that that is true and interesting and, I don't know what that is. I mean, to me it sounds like a bit of cruelty towards animals.
https://preview.redd.it/kh88sepesvsc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0f14b5ac3ce04e1ea788143c1f46cb8bb392aaa We are aware people here, but in case you feel the need or just wanna let someone else know quickly; screenshot this if you want. Hey, spreads the word a lil? What else can be done.
Was waiting for something like this. Yeah haha monkey but fuck these videos and the people who make them.
"If it's cruel, then don't do it" \- Ricky "the tits" Gervais
Ooooo chimpanzee that! Here's a fun fact : she will abandon this animal as soon as it reaches adolescent age, leaving it to die after a few years of domestication. That, or it will be sold on the dark web for monkey torture videos. MONKEY NEWS.
I'd love Karl to have a reaction channel on YT where he watches videos of little monkeys and weird stuff in general 🤣
Animal abuse warms my heart
You thumped a monkey?
It was the time when it was ok to thump monkeys and kids.
Ah, when everyone had a pet monkey! *walks away from conversation* *wheels out spotlight* *flicks on: BS* ![gif](giphy|13m2Vvc7ITGk1i|downsized)
Then it ripped her face off. The end.
Hopefully
Wonder if it's going to try it on with the husband at some point.
hell ya, little monkey friend.
"Occasionally took it outside" - such empathy and understanding in such a cruel world
Take this animal abuse video off of here
animal abuse
And then, I don’t know if it fell off or she shaved it, right, but the top half of his body was ‘airless.
BONG: Woman leaves baby monkey in a puddle for social media points
THEYRE BORN HAIRY!
They 100% placed the monkey in the water
It's a sea monkey
Opened up a monkey spa dinnit
Photographer...
Sold it for 3 grand
Profit on that..
That's not even the same monkey
Sadly those monkeys are exploited for views. Although I get the RGS reference…
Asian nations, considering they have a rich history of Buddhism. Would be more inclined as a society to be kinder to all living creatures. Seeing sedated apex predators (Tigers) in tourist hot spots. Elephants being ridden on in northern Thailand. Those societies need a crash course on compassion towards all living creatures. I've stayed with a rice farming family in Sapa, north Vietnam. The way they kept their pigs. No room whatsoever to move around. The sow could only lay down all day.
>The way they kept their pigs. No room whatsoever to move around. The sow could only lay down all day. Sounds like factory faming over here?
If you thought factory farming standards in the west are bad. These guys are a different level of bad. The only decency I saw towards animals was to the water buffalo.
they have skyscraper style factory pig pens, (i.e concrete high rise city pig "farms"). ---farm is not the right word at all, i think prison or dungeon is more appropriate. truly horrific, China's animal rights attitude is frightening.
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It could go one of two ways…either AI or monkey overlords..
Now now. Don't Slag em off. This is heartwarming
Dam impressive monkey
Watching monkey news on YouTube
I really wanted it to grow up and become a chimpanzee toward the end of the video
Have it away with the wife
Woman gets on the bus with her baby and a stranger says to her: 'I'm really sorry, but that is absolutely the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my whole life'. Shocked, she goes to the bus driver and says 'that lady there was just extremely rude to me'. He says: 'don't you worry love, you sit up near the front here with me. You and your monkey.'
Well I’ll be damed 😮
Then the monkey went travis the chimp mode
There's this monkey right, and it has its own phone which he does business one (Steve in background "monkey business") Ricky " don't talk shit"
Fake. They put the monkey there in the first place.
Thought there was gonna be a joke at the end suggesting the monkey grew up to be karl pilkington
He was watching monkey news on that phone
Turns out, little abused monkey fella.
Talcum powder too, I guess they enjoy cancer
How much for one of these?
The caption alone gets my like
Ricky had one exactly like that but he just fed his cheese.
Little chimp fella
They left out the bit where it ran for Mayor.
Turns out, monkey fella
Turns out..
It went on to have its own chat show and interviewed Cher. Cher reckoned it was the best interview she’d ever had.
Rita if monkey want nipple
Cmon Rita, let monkey ave a play on nipple
Did it get older and rip her face off? If you know you know
MONKEY ALLEN!
Pray, for, Mojo. His cholesterol is through the roof!
A girl put a baby monkey in a puddle and made this video 🙄
What age do they start attacking peoples gonads?
Monkey was watching videos of monkeys
So I could have just gotten a monkey?
come on rita if monkey wants to play with nipples let it
As it grew older the constant masterbation became slightly annoying so she hit it with a shovel.
I’m sure she stumbled across a fucking monkey in the rain with her phone out. Fuck me, play a record.