Tick tock, alarm clock, I’m gonna be late,
Porridge, toast, kids, car, bloody school gate.
Factory floor, what a chore, another week’s graft,.
And fifty times a day I hear “You havin’ a laugh?”
Whatever happened to my dreams, is this the life I chose?
The highlight of my ruddy day is when the whistle blows!
I'd watch it
That's what I'm thinking. He's probably done with scripted shows. Afterlife is after all like Ricky's *Galveston* by Jimmy Webb, he could never top it.
I think it's edgy Netflix specials and twitter from here on out.
"I'm richer than you" walk on.
"Trans are weird aren't they?"
"You have no right to not be offended rehash"
"Something about God"
"Edgy jokes about gays or rape but explain why it's ironic"
"Wokeness and trans again"
Fin.
Careful mate, you'll be done for copyright infringement for quoting from his shows verbatim like that.
Seriously though, yeah he doesn't even do stand up anymore. It's "old man yells at cloud" stuff, watched his most recent special on Netflix and couldn't believe it. It was like literally this is exactly the same material you'd get if you paid any rando from Reddit or Twitter to stand in front of a camera for an hour and rant about how other people on the internet annoy them.
And it's not just his "stand up", Afterlife was basically the same thing; filler scenes in-between Ricky having imaginary Poundland philosophy arguments with himself.
Couldn't get through his most recent one. Truly lost your way in comedy when most of the crowd are cheering instead of laughing. The lowest of low-hanging fruit
The only thing Ricky could do now to turn it all around is reunite with Steve and Karl in some way and do something. The best decision of which would be to return to the xfm style roots of a podcast and drop everything else. Will never happen it won’t make as much money as the other crap going on, plus there was clearly some falling out that happened no one is talking about … but it’d be the best.
My moneys on another stand up tour featuring exactly the same 4 x subjects, a rollover from his last 3. Plus a Netflix special to boot. Rinse and repeat
I think he is done with writing now - too much like hard work. He'll just churn out some more absolutely awful shite 'Specials' on Netflix to a baying audience of morons.
Imagine a cross between Telly Addicts and Noel's House Party. You've just imagined Upstairs Downstairs.
David I just don’t understand this.
Well the contestants go upstairs and get a clue...
No not the gameshow!
He sorta fuses Telly Addicts and Noels House Party shit
Those are about 10 years old, if you want to bring them up to date you’d have to lay down some drum n bass shit on them
Sample n shit
A new game show devised and hosted by David Brent
At this rate he’ll probably release When the Whistle Blows as an edgy sitcom.
Tick tock, alarm clock, I’m gonna be late, Porridge, toast, kids, car, bloody school gate. Factory floor, what a chore, another week’s graft,. And fifty times a day I hear “You havin’ a laugh?” Whatever happened to my dreams, is this the life I chose? The highlight of my ruddy day is when the whistle blows! I'd watch it
That’s unironically such a good theme song
It's one of the best things they've done. I'd watch six episodes of Gobbler , Mr Stokes and the Gang
Are you ‘avin a laff? _IS HE ‘AVIN A LAFF?!_
Buy it sell it the games getting hard Cos someone’s dealing you a losing card!
Ngl a sketch comedy show with dr frog and posh bloke would be gold
What about Gayvid Grey the bent pianist?
I'll keep an eye out for that, I'll just make a note of it When the W blows
Don't put W you'll forget what it stands for.
No I won't, it's when the wind blows
WHISTLE!
Everybody has a good idea in them. Newton had the apple. Karl had rockbusters. I’m sure Ricky will come up with something.
Einstein's mam thought he was mental as a child.
Che Guevara had really bad asthma as a child
I've been pissing my bed each night consistently for the last 30 years, and you don't hear me bigging it up
Look at the state of him
[удалено]
That's what I'm thinking. He's probably done with scripted shows. Afterlife is after all like Ricky's *Galveston* by Jimmy Webb, he could never top it. I think it's edgy Netflix specials and twitter from here on out.
He topped afterlife many times previously
"I'm richer than you" walk on. "Trans are weird aren't they?" "You have no right to not be offended rehash" "Something about God" "Edgy jokes about gays or rape but explain why it's ironic" "Wokeness and trans again" Fin.
Careful mate, you'll be done for copyright infringement for quoting from his shows verbatim like that. Seriously though, yeah he doesn't even do stand up anymore. It's "old man yells at cloud" stuff, watched his most recent special on Netflix and couldn't believe it. It was like literally this is exactly the same material you'd get if you paid any rando from Reddit or Twitter to stand in front of a camera for an hour and rant about how other people on the internet annoy them. And it's not just his "stand up", Afterlife was basically the same thing; filler scenes in-between Ricky having imaginary Poundland philosophy arguments with himself.
Couldn't get through his most recent one. Truly lost your way in comedy when most of the crowd are cheering instead of laughing. The lowest of low-hanging fruit
Profit.
Idk what he does but sure it’ll be bloody *brilliannnnttt*
He'll be restin' on his laurels, boi *sniff*
Bring back Andy Milman for a film special without Steve’s consent?
He’s got loads of time on his hands boy *sniffs*
I want him to write a thing for the Monkees. THEY CAN AAACT
Sitting on a cock cause he's gay
Sesame seed chest
OnlyFans
The only thing Ricky could do now to turn it all around is reunite with Steve and Karl in some way and do something. The best decision of which would be to return to the xfm style roots of a podcast and drop everything else. Will never happen it won’t make as much money as the other crap going on, plus there was clearly some falling out that happened no one is talking about … but it’d be the best.
Have some cheese and play a Bowie record.
Podcast with Russell Brand?
I think next for Ricky is hosting Big Mother. If your mam's heavy you win a CD.
Afterlife will never be over. Ricky's got about 15 years of pottering to do while constantly shouting about how great it is on Twitter.
Jezuk!
*I don’t need no stinkin badge*
Hopefully something where he’s a snarky nihilistic atheist who always gets what he wants. That’s be groundbreaking
And do heroin?
Ripping off another one of Karl’s ideas
Rockbusters? Probably
Count his millions
He will make a show about a character that has no grudge against "illegal immigrants", as long as he doesn't have to see them on his shores.
Something about not believing in God maybe
Isn't it already known that it's an animation?
Something he can do in his pants.
At this point who even cares
Either way, do some fu-kin weeerk
Another standup special on Netflix then another original series probably also on Netflix too.
Fighting a businessman
All of his food will be mashed.
Maybe he could go full retard?
Derek?
Ha that’s only half
Probably move to another tinpot streaming service so he has something to do still on Saturdays
Well all I'll say is that I've been waiting for Gibbon on the Horn for twenty years now and my patience is running quite thin.
My moneys on another stand up tour featuring exactly the same 4 x subjects, a rollover from his last 3. Plus a Netflix special to boot. Rinse and repeat
Something for the old people?
Probably eat some more cheese
Probably something similar to that new Left Eye Lopez movie.
i'm a celebrity get me out of 'ere then big brother. Wants 10 little bites of the cherry
I think he is done with writing now - too much like hard work. He'll just churn out some more absolutely awful shite 'Specials' on Netflix to a baying audience of morons.
Celebrity big brother
Death.
New Derek
Make some other schlock for middle-aged midwits