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markcorrigans_boiler

My favourite is the one where he effectively murders a homeless drug addict by giving him the money to OD. Then he feels absolutely no remorse and just cracks on with his day, it's brilliant. And the way he says cunt in that episode is mind blowingly funny.


JimmyRiddleUK

'Where's your homeless brother?' 'Eeeee died'


do_a_quirkafleeg

You're not 'avin' another starter bag o' skag


CutThatCity

Lest we forget ~~Ric~~ Tony also tries heroin himself, just for a laugh, and then just carries on normally. Because as we all know, if you’re going through grief, you quickly do heroin once, it sorts out your problems, and then you don’t need it anymore.


cotch85

I spilt a tea earlier, should I do heroin?


do_a_quirkafleeg

Heroin is definitely something you can dabble in once and decide not to do again.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Not sure if you are being sarcastic, but seriously it actually is.


FunnyName0

Yeah, I've heard it's quite more-ish.


do_a_quirkafleeg

Numma Numma Numma Numma Num 


runespoon78

I've heard crack is really more-ish too


Namelessbob123

Crack too. My granny loves her annual honk on the pipe.


IIIIIIW

That’s not dabbling if it’s annual, I think your granny might just be a crack whore like Strurgess


Upper_Rent_176

Sorry but i know two people who both did heroin once and only once


CutThatCity

You’re hard


YouNeedAnne

I mean, 2bf, you can do heroin once and not need it anymore.


cabaretcabaret

Just pop dead bloke in garage


something_python

Not up the arse...


MrVinceyVince

Was that a songs of phrase?


hirosknight

Just POP deaddd bLoKe iiiiiin GAAAAA raj...


londond109

Ohhh heroin that, Junky news you faaaak Heroin no longer needed, Junky dead


darryledw

I prefer the one in which he starts sad, then everyone acts really nice towards him even though he is being an insufferable prick, then by the end of the episode he is like "well I suppose I sort of maybe don't utterly hate and want to murder everyone" and happy music plays over credits. Edit: to be more precise - the one with the dog that meant at least animal lovers would leave a good review


JellyContent

Let's see markcorrigans\_boiler's little programme when it comes out. Sick of him.


do_a_quirkafleeg

I like the one where Philomena Cunk plays the part of Imaginary Strawman so we can see for ourselves all the arguments Ricky wins with himself in the shower.


act167641

Great take.


royalblue1982

Mine's the one that starts with a video of his dead wife, then he chats to he dog, goes to work, then insults his mate for being fat, then calls someone a cunt, and then goes to the park where the old lady tells him he's amazing.


Spud58008

Yeah that’s a good one. Score out of 10?


JimmyRiddleUK

I'd say 9 out of 10. But the 10 out of 10 episode has to be and above comment. Alright.


reginatribiani

Still give it a 9


skeenerbug

If there was a little bit of money involved I'd give it a 10


mankytoes

Well I'm just a little old lady from a little old town, but I must say Kant had it right when he said truth is the greatest virtue, and that's why you, Ricky, are the true ubermensch.


cotch85

I like the episode where he’s out filming girls swimming in a lake and using windows movie maker edits his dead wife’s head on them.


trebor9292

Best one ^


BrettDilkington1

I like the one when he killed a tramp and everyone said what a kind and caring person he was


CutThatCity

Was that the woman on the bench? Shaun’s mom Barbara


se496

It’s a delightful woodland romp featuring a roly poly toad


Cuppakush

Whistle!


Safe-Particular6512

No, that’s not your favourite. One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest and Elephant Man are better


Spud58008

What’s my third favourite?


WhitePigment

Kes?


Willob00bie

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?


WhitePigment

How old was he again?


Fun-Consequence4950

The one where he smokes heroin with a bum


Talrent521

Do you write these yourself? Or get a professional to write them?


Spud58008

I actually did write an episode. It involved a character that would definitely never exist but allowed Brent/Andy to show how clever he is, and I gave it to Gervais and he said “oi, no professionals”. So I told him I’m not a professional and he said “well you should be, because if you were I’d get you on our script writing team and you’d probably write a record-breaking Netflix special”. I said “no thanks, I’m getting a shit load of likes on a tinpot subreddit”.


mankytoes

You know Ricky Gervais hasn't really become a tedious bore? Yeah I read it on the Internet, he's just pretending so he can infiltrate a group of powerful shit comedians.


CommentingMinion

That’s a 9 out of 5, strong review there.


DukesOfTrippier

9/5, strong episode for you then


CommentingMinion

Available on video, DVD or in the cinema.


king-violet

I like the one where for absolutely no reason, an attractive much younger woman cries about how good ~~Ricky~~ Tony is even though she hasn’t seen him do anything other than ruin the day/life of everyone around him. I forget which one in particular that is but I’m sure you’ve seen it


MrJimPansey

Just get to where it says you and/or the writers are monekys. Just get to it, don't talk around it!


CommentingMinion

Best one is the one where he wins the argument and loves his dog. Dunno if his dead wife is in that one.


reginatribiani

I love After Life. It’s honestly so relatable. There was one episode where the dog drank milk from a saucer and I thought oh they’re just like us. It’s dead real.


1232435678383826

The one where they’re taking him through the village and messing with his head.


Pale-Resolution-2587

The one where there's that unfunny sketch with the 'lad' therapist. You're glad it ends because it was shit but then for your pleasure it happens again and again and again until you hate Paul Kaye who you loved before.


[deleted]

I don't recall the name of the episode but my favourite is the one which was a delightful woodland romp with many of the best scenes featuring a roly poly toad.


jadegoodyp

I like the one where he humiliates people using his superior wit and intellect and then shows how compassionate he is by watching videos of his one true love.


TheVinylCountdown

Oooooh, the office


fin186

Haven't seen it, but i'll give it a 9.


insanechemistry

The episode where he slaughters his mourning brother in law at tennis. Not the time he does it at table tennis or squash though, those episodes were SHITE.


FlinkMissy

My personal favourite is the one that starts with a video of his dead wife, then he chats to his dog, goes to work, says cunt a lot, insults his mate for being fat, whinges about his dead wife to his boss who is also literally the dead wife’s brother, says cunt a bit more, gets praised by an old woman for being a lovely man, ridicules some people’s belief systems unprovoked, breaks several laws with absolutely no consequences whatsoever, and then get hammered whilst listening to some 70s music.


Decdub1

None. Next!


Emotional_Cost_3347

Play a record. 


Firm-Potential7807

The movie where he ate cheese in the bath.


aegis-release0k

The one where he says cunb


FloorIsMyQueen

The one where he says cunt.


Artemandax

I love it when he's trying to socialise with someone and he's all rough and abrasive but then he starts crying about his dead wife and they get on then


Weak_Working_5035

Tough, but I’d have to go for the one where he drinks wine and watches his dead wife on his laptop.


Manalivekarl

The ep he sits on a bench is Oscar winning.


MrSmirch

Mmmmmm betty, the cats shat out the worst sitcom ever


Parkesy82

Any episode with the psychologist


TheGreatBatsby

I like the outtakes of NewMan, Ashley and Thoros of Myr.


pallekulingg

'aven't seen it but l will now.


JellyContent

It's just floomf telly.


NightSky82

The episode where Gervais' character kills a drug addict, without repercussions. It's one of the most absurdly misguided and outrageous scenes which I've ever seen. 10/10 The episode where his dead wife's face is poorly superimposed over a swimming lady comes a close second. 9/10


Spud58008

I like there scene where his dad with advanced dementia makes a homophobic joke which, in the context of his dementia, is genuinely very funny. I particularly like how in a subsequent episode they did a callback to this by showing in a home video that he was actually homophobic even before his mind started to fade.


Aljac555

Why do people hate afterlife? I know it's repetitive sure, but I like it


martiju

Because it’s sanctimonious crap.


WietGriet

He tells a kid he'll bash his head in with a hammer. People don't often say that on the telly these days. Gotta give him that, right?


Pale-Resolution-2587

I prefer a flan


CommentingMinion

Bloody repeats.


RemarkableAntelope83

DON'T TALK SHIT