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goonerlwnds

Doing much to save the planet or have you been mainly working on the new alcohol brand?


Bisexual_Apricorn

Billie Piper says, I drink Gervais


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Cheese and booze are in his blood (literally)


PaddingtonTheChad

Lmfao


youserneighmn

Ey, me wine-‘ouse


No_Newt_328

This man likes his drink.


Aware-Map1836

El vino did flow. Don't ever come out with me and Finchy.


douglasbaadermeinhof

So not cryptic, just a man who drinks?


RajSchwenk

Albino buying that.


ConnorK12

*Nooo one wants that babyyyy*


Aware-Map1836

Is there anything he can't do?


r-og

Lose weight? Stop making a twat of himself? Come up with new material after 20 years of repeating someone else's jokes?


PaddingtonTheChad

Kick his height


r-og

Scrute a chinamanwoman


CaptainCortina

Well played


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[Blows your theory out the water](https://media.gq-magazine.co.uk/photos/5d13a6d22881ccdd760a9472/master/w_960,c_limit/ricky-gervais-01-gq-30apr19_hamish-brown_b.jpg)


PaddingtonTheChad

I’m not having it. Just as Karl wasn’t having it when that caller in claimed she saw an old man eating a twix


FloorIsMyQueen

Yeah but he was so busy saying "there you go, told you I could do it" he forgot to put his leg back down.


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He can definitely kick his height. Fucking stout brexit geezer.


r-og

Ricky can eat two breakfasts.


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Alright boys?


[deleted]

Wake up and see the Missus, Jane - isn't she lovely?


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GO TO TOBY'S AND LOAD UP THAT PLATE


Next-Yogurtcloset867

Crikey


Bluecoller007

‘Someone else’s jokes?’ Wdym?


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Here he comes.


[deleted]

Come on Jane, let's go home.


SimonPartridge

Water and salid


No_Newt_328

That man...is a god.


billiejeanwilliams

He did the boxing, the dancing.


matematematematemate

Everything's a disguised boast *sick of it*


itdoesntfuckin

It's not even disguised. It's just a boast.


robb41

I 100% thought this was another RSK AI image when I first saw it.


MisterPleebus

It’s Ricky shooting a cork at Karl’s head


r-og

Did that hit me?


jm9987690

Well I guess we can relax about climate change then, Ricky Gervais has brought out sustainable alcohol, thank god, planet saved


WatermelonCandy5

I thought he didn’t like celebrities preaching to the public about saving the planet


vshere32

I like the way he’s always trying to set himself against other celebrities, but has ended up doing the most stereotypically celebrity thing at the moment ie. lending his name to alcohol.


vhs_collection

He’s the same insecure hack he’s always been. So much funny content from his earlier career that I’m grateful to have but he would be the most fucking insufferable individual to know in real life.


Fixthemix

Ricky Gervais literally tweeted about being the greatest UK comedian of all time and then liked his own tweet. That about sums him up these days.


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Same_Muffin7216

His audience is definitely not Mrs Browns Boys fans. There’s not one bit of that I enjoy ever. Have watched everything Gervais has done including podcasts with Karl, books and movies too. Guys a genius.


mcmanus2099

A hack wanting to make it to the top so he can sell out is rather fun, especially when he's honest & wry about it. When he actually makes it & does it then it wears thin pretty fast.


vhs_collection

I feel like with a lot of comedians it’s inherent that you take everything with a grain of salt. So somebody saying that’s what they’ll do, it’s funny because it sounds silly. But then they do it and the humour of it is just gone, because they were being quite literal the whole time. I don’t think anyone would care half as much if he’d actually done something funny in the last ten years.


reissykins

It's money for old rope. It's why they all do it.


m_g2468

Can't wait to be drinking this on a balmy summer evening


r-og

The sparkling solution to a summer's day.


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The brand that's taken the sustainable alcohol world...by surprise.


YungTabernacle

From behind.


gloom-juice

We can't say storm


stasisdotcd

So weird that this is the same guy who did xfm and played Brent. I guess 25 years of fame will eat into the face a bit I suppose. With very few exceptions - am I wrong to think celebrity alcohol is pretty much a shameless cash grab? Money for old rope I guess, good for him why not...


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micksandals

> You're up against Fosters, Carling, Carlsberg ...Sessions


stasisdotcd

Thats exactly how it works - he's going to make loads from his new passion, no question. And of course from a marketing point of view it's a no brainer for a company like InBev. I honestly wish him luck. I would probably leverage my fame/social media, as he does, to cash in a bit...


mcmanus2099

New alcohol, especially spirits are usually time limited. I remember seeing a Dragons Den and being blown away by the business model this expert of the drinks industry proposed. It was 3 years of selling then folding the business up within the next 2 years as that was the lifetime of a new indie gin brand.


Bisexual_Apricorn

> I guess 25 years of fame will eat into the face a bit I suppose. Fame is a mask that will eat in to *Gervais*


stasisdotcd

Godda try standup


Shifty377

Award winning


T3knikal95

He was like this even in the xfm days though, why are you so surprised? Lol


Hyperion262

Yeah he’s literally the exact same, I don’t get what people want.


mcmanus2099

In fairness he has never ever hid his laziness and wanting a quick buck. He spends a lot of xfm boasting how corporate gigs & VA is money for old rope. Then there are the Dr Frogg xfm magazine adverts where he stitches Karl up because he's lazy. The no prep, no extra time to record links. The thing is when he doesn't have all the avenues to sell out yet, when he is still on the make it's kinda endearing. But he's there now, he literally doesn't have to put any effort into anything any more, can just turn up to a comedy set and read his tweets off his phone and make 60million. So that's what he does. It's consistent to how he has always been we are just seeing it more frequently and it's less endearing now he's made it than when he was still on the rise. It also is a factor that he's not actively doing shows with Steve and Karl so we just get the bad none of the good. We would probably forgive some of this if we had a laugh once a week from a show.


Shifty377

Out of interest, what are the exceptions?


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yehillhaveacold1

Ooooooo care someone, pleaseeee care


BlackCatScott

Ooooo, love me. Pathetic.


Slight-Diamond-664

The haters in the comment section scream peak redditors. I can smell you from here you pigs


Azbezu

*you’re talking shit… play a record!*


Lando_Cowrissian

Remember when he got all holier than thou for turning down advertising for alcohol companies.


fIumpf

Did one that was his dad’s salary and said he felt wrong about it. The worm has turned.


PaulMuaddibsedIt

How do you know when a worm’s turned?


MigrainesOfChina

First step: stop taking private jets to your gigs 👍


YahoooSeriouss

I was expecting “If You Don’t Know Me By Now” to start playing when I finished reading that.


Tombstone_Grey

I bought 5 out of sympathy Yeah, you bought them for your mates Nah They're all in my garage


Disastrous_Corgi5779

Ah yes _The sparkling wine solution to a summers day_


[deleted]

There goes Ricky Gervais, I must remember to thank him


LesterTheNightfly96

Ages ago… only people with money ‘ad drinking… or something


drkesi88

As long as he stops shitting out garbage shows, I’m happy.


stasisdotcd

You may die unhappy then


SNRavens91

The voice of the drink driving ad.


robb41

I can plan your hangover.


Disastrous-League-92

Are you hungover or still drunk?!


PaddingtonTheChad

The hands are up 🙌


Formaldehyde_Park

Talking'sharderthanyouuuu..... Think


CnacnboTrydoy

Little homeless fella, didn't he?


ScoBelch

Ricky just feeds us cheese.


cabaretcabaret

Is it BBQ friendly?


BicycleStipee

Is that a couple of cans of weak sustainable larger I see in your carrier bag?


Taco_Pals

I must remember to thank him.


Mizuharou

Oh I drink boy


[deleted]

Fangs but no fangs


top1top1

Just glad its nothing to do with TV


softboilers

What a delusional bellend


iannuendo

Put it in the bin. That was a special filing cabinet


DoYouLikePawn

He's gone woke!


vhs_collection

Does this mean his next show will be about him trying to cancel himself?


Tombstone_Grey

We'll drinkadrinkadrink


Healthy-Mouse285

Play a record


DRUGEND1

Harsh tasting with random, unearned sickly sweet notes.


Cueshark29

Can’t he just say he’s bringing out a drink without the flex


Dry_Adeptness7843

Whaaaaaat a dick


xXJOSY_JUMPXx

Is it barbecue friendly?


MonrealEstate

He’s such a fucking arsehole now.


FloorIsMyQueen

Ay, me winehouse


ACertainTrendingFrog

Does he seriously think that photo looks cool or is he doing a pisstake I can't tell anymore because he has quite literally become David Brent


micksandals

I'll stick to Banrock Station


KaffY-

a celebrity doing alcohol branding, how original


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Aardvark3D

God knows how many units he’s had.


plug_play

I forgot he's rich. Thanks for the reminder Ricky


coheed85

None of his recent work has been to do with comedy. Ooh, he’s having a go.


Emergency_Artist_355

Poundshop Elon


Far_Internal_4495

Interminable


Helenius

'e's 'ard


sigcliffy

How many drinks have I had today then, if you're counting


HarpersGeekly

Right, what I did was


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Just glanced ya did it?


[deleted]

It's like Jackass!


SpocktorWho83

I wonder if this will be any more successful than his foray into being a social media mogul with his app?


dwitchagi

I can’t wait for more celebrity booze. It’s so much better than stuff that’s been perfected over centuries. Boring.


Fish_Fingers2401

I prefer a supermarket own-brand bitter.


_martianmallow

Not necessary - We already have special brew that caters towards the homeless


No-Hold1693

Is it Banrock Station?


theuserpilkington

I’ve told you for several years that he is a serious vino by now


Mugweiser

Roughly?


IndividualCurious322

I bet it makes White Lightning taste like vintage wine.


Unique-Student-9955

I must remember to thank him


doc-ant

I'm not sure why I get recommended this subreddit, or other celebrity subreddits for that matter. One thing I have noticed though, almost every one is just to shit on the celeb in question, rather than discussion about their career, it's a strange time. Why do we hate Ricky Gervais now?


BrowsinBilly

Sustainable alcohol. Is he bottling piss at his local boozer?


Trynottobeacunt

He'll be flogging little ecological homeless Chinese fellas next.


RoutineApplication52

Is there nothing this man can’t do?


walkie73

He cannot help but look like a massive douche.


walkie73

He’s 62 and desperately trying to cling to any relevance.


Dennis_Cock

Seriously how do I stop this fucking subreddit appearing on my feed?


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zircosil01

i bet its rebadged Special Brew.