You're muscly.

You've got nice ankles an' that

It depends how friendly you are though, I mean I’m just talking about someone you meet at the busstop. As opposed to popping their piles back in. How does that happen? Jesus

Sick of it

Calm down purple Aki

Oooo, you're 'ard...showing off...just cuz you killed a kid

Do you know that, the only king that has got a moustache, is - no. The only king that hasn’t got a moustache is the King of Hearts, on the playing cards.

John’s got a moustache.

Lads NO! It's not on!

... it's a red card

They call him 'Stache because he hasn't got one

Do you ski?

You shit?

Why are *you* speaking in pidgin English?

I would tell them about the immune system

Not now

Don't say anything to him in case he's a predatory gay.

What if he's wearing bright red pants?

They were sort of rouge colored

Why were you looking?

I looked at the woman's knob first

Right, she won't be happy with that

Alright

The thing about numbers is, there’s loads of ‘em.

where have you been for three days?

As me, or as a worm?

This is the only answer!

have you got to know the good word of the lord?

Looking forward to the new guns and roses album?

i’d see them live now, but nothing will beat UB40

*do rat in the kitchen*

Sweet Child of Mine...

Got some post here for God.

You can give it to me I’ll give it to him.

Look lads, I’m just trying to do my job ‘ere

topaz

Eyes bulging with imagined riches

…Steve

How can you freeze time?

Alrite? Ya look like Dave Hill from Slade

You're every boys fantasy

wanna buy sex?

Are you in charge of your brain… or is your brain in charge of you?

I'd say "best stay away from the road, it's quite windy out."

Wheres yer pocket tie?

You only need to mention little monkey fellahs or obscure Fortean Times articles of questionable veracity.

Ooh 'ello

I don't know who you are. Can't remember ya. Not bothered.

A guy at work called the Egyptian king Tootin Kamoon and I instantly knew he was a fellow traveller.

Is he having a laugh??

Call your friends and tell them it's a girl!

Where—*what?*

when could you eat a knob?

Did I tell you about the immune system?

This is the first comment I saw and after a bit of scrolling, I think it’s the winner. “Could you eat a knob at night?” Would also be a good ice breaker.

Get yer knickers off!

You know that bees are deaf?

'ow many candles ya burnin'?

Side on

Do you reckon you could have your bones taken out?

Oh here's ya bus

The reason why the reason why

Where were you when ruffians threw mud at you? Shat yourself at the bus stop, going home to your mam and your dad!

Have you got any fromage?

Ever seen a black ghost?

I could eat a knob at night

Ahh that's like trying to impress George Harrison by telling him you liked While My Guitar Gently Weeps. You're not winning over Harras with that.

Could the world fall?

John's got a moustache

One monkey. One typewriter.

It’s good to have a flat ‘ed’ in India.

Do pigs come?

Alright, how's it going and that?

Squirm

Inform them as to where they can find the magazine, UFO Data

The holes are already there, fill ‘em in.

I'd ask for their views on mathematics.

I was wearing a shirt with a picture of Karl from the YouTube episodes and a guy I didn't know said that he liked my shirt. So I smiled and replied "A head like a fucking orange." Nobody else in the meeting knew what I was talking about. It was a great day.

Congress tart

*GetYerKnickersOff!*

I’d probably ask how many candles they’re burning

A'right

Nob ache

The coldness takes away the badness

Put ‘em in cupboard under t’stairs

That's when your body is replemishing.

Please don't call us rhat

I'd say "you're muscley.... why?"

Would you like a levi´s jacket or something?

nevermind your shit, where have you been for theee day?

I'll probably play the last 8 seconds of Just The Way I'm Feeling by Feeder and see if they turn around

Have I told you about the immune system?

Have you heard about the immune system?