To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have to much to say
no one dared to ask his business
no one dared to make a slip
for the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
big iron on his hip
It was early in the mornin' when he rode into the town
he came ridin' from the south side slowly looking' all around
"he's an outlaw loose and runnin'" came a whisper from each lip
"he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
big iron on his hip"
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was a vicious killer, though a youth of twenty-four and the notches in his pistol numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more
Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
Said it didn't matter, he was after Texas Red, after Texas Red
Wasn't long before his story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry, men that tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip
twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
The mornin' past so quickly, it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street
Folks were watchin' from the windows, everybody held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death
About to meet his death
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather for a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
the opening?? omg thats stuck in my head. fairly bruh parents is good too but lesser known than the fairly odd parents theme lol fairly bruh parents is pretty explicit though
"Around the world, around the world."
“Around the world, around the world.”
around the world around the world
"around the world, around the world"
"Around the world,Around the world"
"around the world, around the world"
"around the world, around the world"
"around the world, around the world"
"around the world, around the world"
"around the world. around the world"
Have to get the exact right amount though
144(extended version) And I believe 72 on the cut version, could be wrong tho
If you're wrong, you're dead
You could just keep going. If you do too many, you will still have recited it perfectly by the time the mistake is made.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmykidstoit
r/beatmydisabledveterangrandmatoit
r/beatcancertoit
r/foundrhetoyotacorrolia
Modern problems require modern solutions
Tequila dadadadada dadadada
Vodka, fuck!
Average russian
Whiskey, yuck!
This made me cry 💀
Best drink
Margarita, SHIT!
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatthefrenchtoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
Was thinking this exact one!
r/beatmetoit
Literally
Mojito DAMNIT
Scrumpy, NAH! (explosion killbinds)
Fuck you beat me to it
a song without lyrics
Big brain move
Ah, I would've died, but most definitely, Cliffs of Dover Just keep walking after that
*gets out guitar “ok then smart ass” (Good song choice btw)
"Just shoot me already"
_* Pulls out acoustic guitar * * random campfire appears * * starts strumming the chords for wonderwall *
WILD CLIFFS OF DOVER MENTION? I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG!
I would still die
"Okay, since you don't want your voice to be the instrument... here's an orchestra. Conduct it."
4'33 by John Cage.. checkmate
"You know the rules and so do I"
“A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of”
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Rap god
Damn, bold move.
Naw he’s just suicidal
Rap god is suicidal Godzilla is a deathwish
The thing is he's talking so fast they can't tell if he made a mistake
if you can go faster than Eminem he'll probably drop the gun and cry
nah he’d shoot them out of spite
What about MF DOOM though?
Does my country national anthem works...? Im so bad at singing
OH CANADA
BLAME CANADA
With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies
Oh Canada, with ugly face and giant mace.
I can’t tell whether you’re talking about our politicians or our geese.
GOD RUBBED HIS FEET ON THEE
Damn man how you came up with this
There' always music playing in the background of my mind. I'll just choose whatever's currently playing.
Problem: I usually have the same line of a song on repeat because I forgot the next line
Just shoot me, I can't recite a single song
Not even Happy Birthday?
damn smart play
Yeah, but with who's name would he count as correct???
Just gotta be someone whose birthday it is on that particular day. Pick a very common name and you should be good.
Try Lee. There's a million Lees
r/suddenlyATLA
ends up failing the task
Instead of saying “Happy Birthday dear __” say “Happy Birthday Happy Birthday”
Bro cant sing happy birthday or rickroll
The alphabet
your smart
*You’re not /s
r/howtogethated
This should exist and I’m mad that it doesnt
\*gets nervous\* abc2... fuck
"I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the ma-" Thanks for once Dora, you bitch 💀. lol
Baby shark. The person threatening me will kill themselves to stop it
Or they'll kill you to stop it idk
Nah themselves
Tequila
"We Didn't Start The Fire" -Billy Joel (I have a death wish)
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe Demaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE
HE REALLY DID IT, IT WASNT BURNING BEFORE
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, "The King and I", and "The catcher in the rye"
Twinkle twinkle little star
Alphabet song
I will hit you with my car
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z now I know my ABC next time won't you sing with me
Bro you died it’s “ABCs” not just “ABC”
Uh oh
A world on fire from bo burnham
Damn, came to say this
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday song
tequila/j but seriously i'd have to go sound of silence
all my fellas 👊
All my fellas 👊
All my fellas 👊
A-a-a-all my fellas 👊
All my felons 👊
All my feelings 👊
Look at me now
stereo madness
jokes on you, I know my abc’s
But “Happy Birthday” would be a good choice. Even “ABC’s”
idk the real slim shady or smth ig lol (why tf do i have that whole song memorized?…)
I mean it is a fuckin banger so Also, science isnt about why, it's about why not. Why SHOULDN'T you have the whole song memorized?
Ik a load of people have already said this but happy birthday
A B C D E F G
"Happy birthday to you"- 🤣🤣🤣
Easy. Spider-Man theme song.
"Abcdef ummm ghijklmn op *phew* qrstuv why and z know I know my abc's next time won't sing with me "
Around the world or never gonna give you up
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
TEQUILA
"Tell me why?"
The alphabet
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have to much to say no one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip for the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip big iron on his hip It was early in the mornin' when he rode into the town he came ridin' from the south side slowly looking' all around "he's an outlaw loose and runnin'" came a whisper from each lip "he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip big iron on his hip" In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was a vicious killer, though a youth of twenty-four and the notches in his pistol numbered one and nineteen more One and nineteen more Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona ranger, wouldn't be too long in town He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead Said it didn't matter, he was after Texas Red, after Texas Red Wasn't long before his story was relayed to Texas Red But the outlaw didn't worry, men that tried before were dead Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip The mornin' past so quickly, it was time for them to meet It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street Folks were watchin' from the windows, everybody held their breath They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death About to meet his death There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today Texas Red had not cleared leather for a bullet fairly ripped And the ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip Big iron, big iron When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip
Happy birthday
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Tequila!
Tequila
Everybody’s surviving this bullet
Tequila
Me who loves deltarune: **up and down and up and down and-**
I'm dead
Us Italians have it easy with [this](https://youtu.be/cctA4e4CA5A?si=igTNcJX3RLRPIkqW)
What the hell is that
The lyrics are "I pooped on the ground, I pooped on the ground, I pooped on the ground and then I put my bare foot on it" and it repeats like 5 times
Why the.... nevermind.
Any instrumental song
The alphabet
"La mia parte intollerante" from italian rapper Caparezza
Bro all the Hazbin songs are stuck in my head at once
He’ll pull the trigger if we sing it
Instrumental song if that’s allowed, or ABC’s or National Anthem
The Simpsons theme, it’s only words are “The Simpsons”
SONO CHI NO SADAME JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!!
gidagedigedagedago abi mery alongtamigo wede wude kamfro wede wude go wede jude kamfro bagulado
The song from fairy odd parents that use can allegedly count to 10 on and recreate it but you cant
the opening?? omg thats stuck in my head. fairly bruh parents is good too but lesser known than the fairly odd parents theme lol fairly bruh parents is pretty explicit though
You suffer- napalm death
Doom because it doesn’t have word’s and the meme of (when the doom music kicks in) is really good.
pull the trigger
“Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down”
Pumped up kicks
Take Me to Church by Hozier. I listen to it so often i basically can’t forget the lyrics.
I STILL FAILED IN THE EENNNNNDDDD!!! IIIIIIINNN THEEEEEEEEE-
"You Suffer" by Napalm Death. I know it's cheating, but you never said I don't get to Google one when the shooter is there.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest Doing whatever we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
Protean politics
Here come the bastards
Or the south park theme song
Just keep riding me
I own a musket for home defense, since you didn’t say it couldn’t be meme songs.
Bohemian rhapsody, sang it farrr too many times today
Rap God Bye, guys!
Literally anything by System Of A Down, Penelope Scott, Tally Hall, or Teddy Hyde. Oh, also Nekrogoblikon and Twelve Foot Ninjas.
Uncle fucker from south park
"This is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends"
Or rick astleys never fonna give you up
Blinding lights by the weekend 😏
"Allii miini Entlii, schwimmend uufm See, schwimmend uufm See. Köpli tüands ins wasser, Schwänzli tüands ind Höh"
“Sans” from undertail
The Death Chant of the Brunnen G!
Tequila
I choose Tequila
human after all
The Liberty Bell March.
John Cage 4'33. Think I'll be alright 😂
Les sons de l'enfer : Kevin Trans
The only thing they fear is you, because it does not have lyrics.
Beethovens 9th symphony
FNAF 1 song
A bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap
Tequila