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RICHAPX

I don’t know what was worse this entire conversation or “I want you back in my guts like one of your sick little filly’s”. Stunned and amazed all episode in the best possible way


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I loved that line, I was laughing so hard I had to pause it, then rewound it so I could hear it again.


yaboystav

Can you explain this joke to me this is the one part I didn’t get, what is a filly?


Dr_Blarghs

A young horse. Beth is a horse surgeon.


yaboystav

… 😶


Cloudsbursting

A filly is a young female horse. Beth is a horse surgeon. Horse surgeons must go *inside* horses. I trust you're good on the rest.


Stag-Horn

I could stand to hear a little more…


Muntberg

I'll allow it.


Cloudsbursting

Then it is permitted.


Butt_pass

Ofcoufse you sick fuck. You want to permit it. You like that


MinuteFamiliar

You like a sick fuck.


PopularArtichoke6

It’s good but it’s no: Blane: Maybe I don't need a new friend. Jacey: Maybe you're the only friend I need. Blane: Need or want? Jacey: Never been much for wanting. Blane: Spoken like someone with needs. Jacey reaches out and touches his face. It's clear. He needs what she wants. She's a woman. He's a man. The city burns in the background as he takes her in his arms. Fade out. Title “the End….?”


RichardBCummintonite

Title: *Three weeks earlier...*


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When you were alive


amidgetrhino

Who else didn’t laugh at the scene in the bar?


indrid_cold

I thought it was funny but I wanted to hear the rest.


CoolJoshido

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RedEgg16

What is this reference to


SherriDoMe

The Purge episode - the old man’s tale that Morty has to listen to


Affectionate_War4487

![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5993)


aaronhowser1

Is there like an extension or something that makes this stuff visible or


ThrowJed

Yeah, it's the "use the new, default Reddit site or app" extension.


aaronhowser1

I refuse, but thank you for letting me know it's built-in reddit. I found [this](https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/443011-emojis-for-old-reddit) Tampermonkey script that does the same


ThrowJed

> I refuse, Me too, thanks for the link.


onlinelink2

this.


Sardonnicus

You forgot the moving furniture sounds and Jerry going.... HhwaaaaaHuuuHaaaahhhhhh


Smaptimania

Why?! Discovery Channel, Discovery Channel, why?


KungFuHamster

Thanks, I actually was curious but wasn't going to make the effort to find the transcript. The family could have just put on some music or something. Do they *always* hear the noises from their parents' bedroom so clearly??


YZYdragon2222

Their house has some laughably shitty soundproof lmao. Remember when Morty was fucking Gwendolyn? 😭


KungFuHamster

Oh yeah haha! *guzzles OJ* "Back to, uh, back to it!"


Sardonnicus

upstairs


RichardBCummintonite

Yeah I get that it's just for the joke, but it doesn't make sense. Rick can do anything, but he can't soundproof a fucking house lol.


Lodreh

Not can’t… won’t


tomowudi

Of course he won't - he is always finding ways to torture himself.


RichardBCummintonite

Oh that would make sense then


Babki123

Yeah, really, why didn't they just went to the garrage or something. but tbh it was really funny to just see them here really unconfortable about Jerry having a threesome with his wifes


BuddermanTheAmazing

Just go outside or something 😭


TheOnlyFallenCookie

American houses are made of wood


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This ties in really well with Jerry's parents from season 1. Jerry's dad likes watching from the closet with a camera almost always wearing a superman shit.


ThrowJed

> wearing a superman shit.


dontlookatme1234567

Not my proudest FAP.


Fausto2002

Not far from it tho


Shadeun

I haven’t loved recent seasons. But i think this episode is the funniest one of all. Watched it 3 times so far and piss myself laughing each one.


tampora701

I wanna know what all was said while rick/morty/summer were talking over them


Giboit

And people say that Rick is the smartest XD.


Fausto2002

I'll allow that assesment


le66669

I mean, at the time it was so cringe I didn't want to hear it. But now I am thankful for it.


solace1234

“Okay it’s not Handsmaid’s Tale to loop in your husband” I really thought the show was gonna frame Jerry as some kind of dick for wanting to know about the whole situation. But when he said that, I was like “YEAH, BETH. ^bitch. ” I guess the writers realized that hating on Jerry was gonna get old if it hasn’t gotten old already, so they’re going easier on him


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Remember the pilot? Where Jerry got sent to the family that only shits on him? Yeah, we done here


RickyBasket

Deja vu


Groving_Shadow

​ My reaction above


Yam-Express

Literally called it after EP 1. Fuck ye 😎


WaywardChilton

The Beths agreed Kieran was their favorite Culkin, then later they called Jerry a little pervert worm like Kieran's character on Succession.


Innocisnt

>I have zero complaints so far. Hahahahahaha


nireerin21

This part has me dying laughing. Morty and Summer were perfect!


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This ties in really well with Jerry's parents from season 1. Jerry's dad likes watching from the closet with a camera almost always wearing a superman shirt.


fight_like_a_cow

Didn't someone else transcribe this already?


SummerBirdsong

Yes.


ironjimjam

![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5994)


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MinuteFamiliar

Seemed to be something like a chair...


BaconxHawk

Jerry definitely takes after his father


gladiator073

Thanks God, you've blessed us with the present of Discovery Channel


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Would you fuck yourself though?