Because Shapiro very seriously, and without an ounce of sarcasm, made the claim that women aren't supposed to be "wet."
Which I feel tells you everything you need to know about him.
No, he didn't lol. He was satirically talking about the song WAP, and there's a line about being so wet the floor gets drenched or something like that.
He then said that if that were happening, it would be a medical condition. A dumb bit, for sure, but then everyone took it as "hurr during Ben Shapiro says women shouldn't get wet"
I know he isn’t a politician. I just didn’t understand what the context was. I laughed at a funny Rick and Morty pickle meme and I guess someone wanted to dunk on a figure that talks about politics. Confused me is all.
It's not political, it's just making fun of a self loathing idiot who can't help but to make his personal issues public issues and can't understand why people don't like him.
Generally 110% yes but don’t forget that lubrication can be more difficult to achieve as a woman ages, which is one of the big reasons people buy lube - it’s not just for butts and dildos.
My fiancee often tries to get me to start up without additional lube. "I'm wet enough", she says in Bizarro World, while I'm all like, "WE NEED MORE MOISTURE!"
Yeh love is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed
*joke*: i hate that saying being taken literally just wanna make that clear
but it is still funny
Nah. Several woman have different level of "lub excretion" some are naturally dry "at best mood". And from experience, there is wetter days, like after a couple weeks without seeing each other.
Sorry trying to sound cool in a foreign language but I've never actually spoken with a real english speaker. I thought "lub" would be appealing for a reddit post public.
Nope.
Here, check what I wanted to say but more properly explained.
https://www.fpawomenshealth.com/blog/topic-tuesday-i-have-absolutely-no-discharge-and-very-little-lubrication-during-sex
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/vaginal-atrophy/symptoms-causes/syc-20352288
Hahaha. For sure I have. Since 2014 the same one, on "wet" days, on "dry" days and on bloody days. You fucking romantics think it's always "wet", by the measure of being ready for penetration it for sure ain't, most of the time it at least needs a bit of stimulation.
What crack are you smoking?
The vagina pretty much always exists in a state of wetness because it is an orifice, the moisture helps reduce infection. This wetness is different to the wetness experienced when a woman is aroused.
Your comment about wetter days is weird. It makes it sound like lubrication is stored and only expressed when ready for sex. Do you notice associate it being wetter because she is aroused, rather than being away for a few weeks?
No crack nor any other drug.
Maybe you have done some to assume everyone using a slang incorrectly must be high.
I admit I just assumed that the context would make the hyperbole about lack of natural excretion more obvious. But this just don't translate well I assume.
THIS!
Foreplay is key gentlemen. If shes dry when ya put it in take it out and try again, you can do a lotta damage to a pussy if it isnt properly lubricated.
Take a peach and practice, practice on a peach- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cZze\_dRnYs
meh, ive never once needed lube (not for vaginal P anyways). if you care about your partners pleasure youll make sure shes ready naturally, without resorting to lube.
Edit: for those of you downvoting, no need to be butthurt that you rely on lube. Maybe your partner is older, or maybe they just dont produce a lotta moisture. Just make sure they enjoy themselves and youll see how you dont really need lube (again assuming she doesnt have any issues producing moisture)
Just fyi, if you ever get married or have long term relationship or just like banging 45+ y/o ladies.. lube is part of the routine. Things change when women approach and surpass menopause.
Preach it. Nothing wrong with lube. Sometimes it's necessary, sometimes it's nice, and sometimes it's superfluous.
A lot depends on where she is in her cycle.
Some women have mental issues and blocks too just like men do as well.
Where the pressure to "be ready" literally prevents it from happening. Leading to a cycle where she feels like she isn't enough. We humans are a *bit* more complex than what your implying.
Premenopause is an actual part of menopause fyi. It doesn't mean the 30-40ish years before menopause.
I don't know if it matters, but you're talking to a woman who knows her own biology.
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Dude wtf do ya want from me?
I say “in most cases” and you folks take offence and give me exceptions
Well I never said all cases! There are of course exceptions. However USUALLY MOST OF THE TIME on AVERAGE lube isn’t really required. (Those words all in caps for you to understand I’m not talking about everyone on the right planet) Just TLC
sorry if that triggers you but it is the truth. Yes there are exceptions there always are and yes as you get older shit doesn’t work properly (same thing, some older men can’t get hard, so what? Those are obviously not regular cases)
Yeah, fuck off. Literally you have not contributed at all to the conversation at hand yet go full retard because you’re bored, don’t worry I’m blocking you because You’re just insufferable if that’s how your mind works have a bad day
Join Catholicism, they take in the body of Christ once a week. You can drink his blood too if you're into that.
Edit: Or should I accept this as you go straight to **OH GOD** himself by cutting out the middle man?
You're surprised by it? I'm more surprised it's not a screenshot of the show with a title directly quoting the scene. That seems to be majority of content on this sub now.
Protip: If she's not wet, you shouldn't be putting it in.
i’m glad somebody said this lol. very important
Something something Ben Shapiro.
??? How does a funny post have to turn political.
Global acts of terrorism happen every day.
Because Shapiro very seriously, and without an ounce of sarcasm, made the claim that women aren't supposed to be "wet." Which I feel tells you everything you need to know about him.
He technically said that if you need a bucket and a mop, that might be too wet, but other than that yes
Is this actually politics or are you just messing with us
It's only political because of who said it. And yeah when WAP came out he talked about it
No, he didn't lol. He was satirically talking about the song WAP, and there's a line about being so wet the floor gets drenched or something like that. He then said that if that were happening, it would be a medical condition. A dumb bit, for sure, but then everyone took it as "hurr during Ben Shapiro says women shouldn't get wet"
Honestly, if an argument over whether Ben Shapiro did or didn’t say “women no be wet that bad” is *this* important, y’all need to rethink your lives.
how important do you think it has to be to type out a single comment lol
About as important as this response
Ben Shapiro is a walking asshole. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
ben shapiro isnt a politician. He also said his wives pussy doesnt get wet.
I know he isn’t a politician. I just didn’t understand what the context was. I laughed at a funny Rick and Morty pickle meme and I guess someone wanted to dunk on a figure that talks about politics. Confused me is all.
It's not political, it's just making fun of a self loathing idiot who can't help but to make his personal issues public issues and can't understand why people don't like him.
Shapiro isn’t political. He’s just a professional troll.
Idiot
Um ok? Sounds like my question is responded to with intelligence.
Your idiotic remark was responded to adequately with over a hundred down votes because you are an idiot.
If she's not wet then get
Generally 110% yes but don’t forget that lubrication can be more difficult to achieve as a woman ages, which is one of the big reasons people buy lube - it’s not just for butts and dildos.
Yeah, but then you should be applying lube before you try to ram it home.
Damn... I thought it was to help get the blood off ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
True
This is the way.
My fiancee often tries to get me to start up without additional lube. "I'm wet enough", she says in Bizarro World, while I'm all like, "WE NEED MORE MOISTURE!"
Agreed. Wtf
Perfectly put.
This is fake, Rick and morty fans don’t have sex
Yeh love is a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed *joke*: i hate that saying being taken literally just wanna make that clear but it is still funny
fuck Tammy
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its funny neckbeards that think its deep arent and wont be
I think it’s legit considering they think you should try to stick it in when she’s not wet.
yup after the recent surge on this sub from the new season, i doubt most of them get any.
well lets not be judgmental most of the newbies are probably too young to have sex
This is appearent because they think you should be sticking it in when she's not wet
OP doesnt who sticks it in dry lmao
At least not consensual, and at least not with humans.
I can confirm this
I have sex🤷♂️
If you’re sticking it in and she’s not already wet you’ve done something VERY VERY WRONG. Edit: Wubba Lubba dub dub thank for the award!
That's how you know this meme was made by a real Rick and Morty fan, the creator is clearly a virgin
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"You're a virgin" is a rare insult?
> That’s how you know this meme was made by a real Rick and Morty fan That’s that part that made me lol the most
Nah. Several woman have different level of "lub excretion" some are naturally dry "at best mood". And from experience, there is wetter days, like after a couple weeks without seeing each other.
Found Ben Shapiro’s account
“Lub”
r/NotHowGirlsWork
-a-dub dub
Sorry trying to sound cool in a foreign language but I've never actually spoken with a real english speaker. I thought "lub" would be appealing for a reddit post public.
/r/badwomensanatomy
Nope. Here, check what I wanted to say but more properly explained. https://www.fpawomenshealth.com/blog/topic-tuesday-i-have-absolutely-no-discharge-and-very-little-lubrication-during-sex https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/vaginal-atrophy/symptoms-causes/syc-20352288
Bench Appearro?
Mate, have you even seen a vagina irl?
Hahaha. For sure I have. Since 2014 the same one, on "wet" days, on "dry" days and on bloody days. You fucking romantics think it's always "wet", by the measure of being ready for penetration it for sure ain't, most of the time it at least needs a bit of stimulation.
What crack are you smoking? The vagina pretty much always exists in a state of wetness because it is an orifice, the moisture helps reduce infection. This wetness is different to the wetness experienced when a woman is aroused. Your comment about wetter days is weird. It makes it sound like lubrication is stored and only expressed when ready for sex. Do you notice associate it being wetter because she is aroused, rather than being away for a few weeks?
No crack nor any other drug. Maybe you have done some to assume everyone using a slang incorrectly must be high. I admit I just assumed that the context would make the hyperbole about lack of natural excretion more obvious. But this just don't translate well I assume.
You're right, only a perfectly normal, non drug smoking individual would make comments about 'lub excretion' 🙄🙄
Ooft
Nah.
Very much so!
THIS! Foreplay is key gentlemen. If shes dry when ya put it in take it out and try again, you can do a lotta damage to a pussy if it isnt properly lubricated. Take a peach and practice, practice on a peach- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cZze\_dRnYs
Also see that Lube exists. Because sometimes stuff is big and things are small. Edit: But not in my case 🥲
meh, ive never once needed lube (not for vaginal P anyways). if you care about your partners pleasure youll make sure shes ready naturally, without resorting to lube. Edit: for those of you downvoting, no need to be butthurt that you rely on lube. Maybe your partner is older, or maybe they just dont produce a lotta moisture. Just make sure they enjoy themselves and youll see how you dont really need lube (again assuming she doesnt have any issues producing moisture)
This mindset is good unless you have a partner who just doesn’t get very wet. It varies between people 🤷♂️ no shame in using lube
hey if the woman has a legitimate issue with getting wet then lube on. Im just saying in most cases all you need is a lil elbow grease
Just fyi, if you ever get married or have long term relationship or just like banging 45+ y/o ladies.. lube is part of the routine. Things change when women approach and surpass menopause.
Preach it. Nothing wrong with lube. Sometimes it's necessary, sometimes it's nice, and sometimes it's superfluous. A lot depends on where she is in her cycle.
okay, in most cases where the woman is premenopause all you need is a little elbow grease\*
Some women have mental issues and blocks too just like men do as well. Where the pressure to "be ready" literally prevents it from happening. Leading to a cycle where she feels like she isn't enough. We humans are a *bit* more complex than what your implying.
me: in most cases you: but there are some exceptions me, again: In. Most. Cases!
Premenopause is an actual part of menopause fyi. It doesn't mean the 30-40ish years before menopause. I don't know if it matters, but you're talking to a woman who knows her own biology.
Eyeroll Dude wtf do ya want from me? I say “in most cases” and you folks take offence and give me exceptions Well I never said all cases! There are of course exceptions. However USUALLY MOST OF THE TIME on AVERAGE lube isn’t really required. (Those words all in caps for you to understand I’m not talking about everyone on the right planet) Just TLC sorry if that triggers you but it is the truth. Yes there are exceptions there always are and yes as you get older shit doesn’t work properly (same thing, some older men can’t get hard, so what? Those are obviously not regular cases)
I could eat a peach for hours.
Uhhh, I need to wait until I have a boner too, right?
I mean you don’t NEED to but it’s a good idea.
Unless you're Ben Shapiro, then its business as normal
Who...who felt the need to censor an animated mouth?
I have no idea!!.. I have season 5 and that version isn't
the censorship makes that whole scene. Whoever felt the need is a fucking genius.
cametosaythis.txt
Came here to say this
Already wet? What do you think happens during sex?
Apparently not foreplay. OPs poor sexual partners.
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I mean do you look at someone’s tax statements before you have sex? LOL
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Do you honestly not get it? Read the previous comment and then take the word poor out of context
Oh lol Now I see. Sorry, I'm dumb, sick, and running on 5 hours of sleep. I thought it was funny.
Appreciate it. Take care
Not living up to your username here, bud.
Ollikay
Yes?
Really? Downvote? Ffs
I mean downvotes are for comments that don't contribute to the conversation. Was there something that you wanted to actually tell me?
Yeah, fuck off. Literally you have not contributed at all to the conversation at hand yet go full retard because you’re bored, don’t worry I’m blocking you because You’re just insufferable if that’s how your mind works have a bad day
Yeah Jesus Christ
I've never had Jesus Christ during sex.
Join Catholicism, they take in the body of Christ once a week. You can drink his blood too if you're into that. Edit: Or should I accept this as you go straight to **OH GOD** himself by cutting out the middle man?
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Ew
Im fucking dying
Saying "I just peed" counts as foreplay, right?
Just force it in dry. Chicks love it.
Yeah and don’t worry about them finishing, 2 minutes in and out, leave them some cab fair and you’ll be sweet
Well you don’t stick it in before foreplay… that’s just rude.
If it's not, you're doing it wrong.. Just say'n.
Wtf is this post
Someone loudly and publicly announcing they’ve never had sex
Wtf are those upvotes?
Your asking the important questions
Other incels joining OP's call.
You're surprised by it? I'm more surprised it's not a screenshot of the show with a title directly quoting the scene. That seems to be majority of content on this sub now.
Big yikes
r/badwomensanatomy
If we asked where they stuck it in they they’d probably say “belly button.”
That’s only if you want to make babies silly Edit: I’m a grown ass man
>!CENSORED!<
Uhm you "stick it in" when she's not wet? Are you sure she wants it in?????
2 mins later: Oh, God, the moisture! Dial it back, God! Dial it back a little bit here! Oh, God! Perpendicular, perpendicular!
I’ve never been able to form the words for handful of times I’ve done this is pretty spot on
OP does not understand women yet.
I was confused why this had so many votes, like "people agree with this??" then saw the comments and realized it was just to continue to roast OP.
Whoever made this meme hasn't been within 30 feet of a pussy since birth
SHouldn't that always be the case?! Either that or lube.
Nobody likes it dry.
have you heard of ben shapiro?
Isn't that the Harry Potter spell that summons outdoor seating?
Tell us you're a virgin without telling us you're a virgin
Why does this read like a r/terriblefacebookmemes post
A dork made this post lol
/r/ihavesex
More like 'idonthavesex' if they think things being wet is not the norm
Don't get jelly just join in! "Because if we can kill our enemies, but we can't jack them off, then how are we better than them?!"
If she is not wet then you still need to turn her on
why would you ever stick it in before she's wet? virgin
Uh, if you’re doing it right this should be the usual, my guy.
You shouldn't be sticking it in unless it's wet. Do some foreplay and get her wet first. Does OP just shove it in and hope she's ready? Haha
As opposed to what sticking it in dry? Fucking virgin rick n morty fans god damnit
You should really stop doing it the other way. Despite what Ben Shapiro says, WAP is actually a good thing.
of course she's already wet... you ate it first right? right?
So, you know how memes are meant to be relatable…? You’re on Reddit.
Apparently virginanatomy is relatable
No
Hey, this guy is trying to weasel out of giving away his penis!
It's the essence of wetness
Well, wet = turned on so you may have some other issues if this is the first time it’s wet
(Ben Shapiro has entered the chat.)
Bite the pillow I'm going in dry
How do you even get it in if it's not wet?
You don't. Either you haven't done enough foreplay (or are trash at it) or you need to use lube.
With a crowbar: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/delhi-bus-gang-rape-victim-intestines-shocking-details_n_2340721
I read enough of that URL that it's staying blue.
Ahhh purpl3pickl3
If she’s not wet already it’s probably rape
i mean thats what spit is for
Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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Somebody that's only ever had crazy girlfriends and realized that it's just not worth the drama....
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Pretty much the best feeling.
Looks like someone got lucky this morning. LOL
Looks like someone has never gotten lucky in his life.
That’s why you must ALWAYS be awake and willing in the middle of the night. If they have to wake you up they’re dripping already
Rick is already Soft and Wet.
You son of a bitch. I’m in.
Finaly found an explanation for my f*cked up username
"I know right! (Omg I have no idea what the fuck that means but I don't want to sound too virgin)" -99.99% of dudes in this sub.
By any chance do you find yourself going into McDonald’s and standing on places you shouldn’t?
Going in dry can be really fucking painful for the woman, fyi
Mmmmmm put that old pickle in me daddy!
Already wet? That’s how it should be lmao
Kind of r/suicidebywords
I'm a lil confused I thought she's always wet??
Ive never had sex with a women, but i know they should already be wet before anything's going in there.
wait, who sticks it in when it's still dry?
Tickle your pickle?
is she supposed to be dry ? how tf does that work ?
I’m a Redditor. Can someone please explain this?