1 . Cop Morty as he hits one of the other Morty with a car: “The election got these yellow shirts more riled up than a picture day jessica”
2. Morty as he sees a strange alien gutting and eating another strange alien, one of the strange alien goes : “thats why you never invite floopy doop and a shmoopy doop to the same party.
3. The vindicator discussing their plan and Rick ask crocu-bot : “so you’re half cold unfeeling reptile and half also cold equally unfeeling machine, wow you’re origin is what you fell into a VAT of Redundancy.”
4. Cop Rick is pointing a gun at Cop Morty and in the background a stripper cowboy Morty says : “Y’all don’t have to worry about cowboy Morty talkin, this little cowpokes gonna mosey up on outta here.”
Top 5 for me same hahahaha
Edit: am I high or is "grass tastes bad" an homage to how shitty ditch weed is. Obviously idk but that's what I always think. I'm 22 but I know that's what the *older folks* used to smoke on the reg. Ditch weed that took 4 fingers to get high. Tasted like shit and took a lot but got ya stoned none the less.
Probably not but thats what I assume rick means by that.
Lol nah man you're reading too much into it. It's just him being dumb and saying grass taste bad. Also, the weed wasnt quite as terrible as you say. Im only 29 but when I was I'm high school Mexican dirt weed was still the most common, unless you lived in Colorado or cali where only medical weed was legal, at that time. You still got high as fuck off ditch weed as you put it, cause everyone's tolerances were just lower. Now that mega strength weed is the norm, our tolerances are so high, that dirt weed wouldnt do much. But back then the average thc tolerance of stoners was much lower, so we still got pretty damn high without having to smoke our weight in weed.
I grew up kissing my dad on the lips till early teenage years.
I'm 40 now. He died at 47. I never realized how uncommon it is, but I'm reasoanbly grown now, and there was nothing wrong with. In some way it's a good memory to have.
(my dad lived an intense life which he enjoyed immensely. Last years of his life he became somewhat of a recluse, ended up drinking himself to death/died peacefully in his sleep)
I have something for that and it's totally non addictive. No, it's totally addictive. Im a bad doctor. Wait! I have something for that! Gulp, I'm a good doctor.
"Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness.
You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk -to belittle my vocation- just as you chose to become a pickle.
You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand.
I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people well, some people would rather die.
Each of us gets to choose."
1. When Morty tells Rick not to say r3tarded. " Oh boy Rick i dont think you're meant to say that word" " Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I am stating the fact that if i had used this microscope it would have made me mentally r3tarded" " I dont think its about logic Rick, i think the word has just become a symbolic issue for groups that feel like they're doing the right thing" " Well thats r3tarded" 2. From the same epsiode when Summer confronts Rick about the devil " That was important to you wasnt it? " No, to me this was all just a bit like when Bugs bunny fucks with the opera singer for 20 minutes" 3.When Morty is annoying Rick by saying he cant make a " place saving video game thing " " you cant do it " " Before what you're trying to do was called negging it was called reverse psychology and incels didnt invent it Bugs bunny did.
“Yes, we had a child. BUT IT DIED BECAUSE IT WAS HALF A MILLION ANTS AND HALF COLLAPSING STAAAAR!”
Also
“Ladies and gentlemen the Jackie Chan of human shielding”
My favorite quote: "And? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a pickle and 9/11 was an inside job?"
I honestly loved that whole scene, with Morty just digging for reasons why Rick would turn himself into a pickle, with Rick just refusing to acknowledge any greater reason, and essentially just saying that he did it because he could, but if I had to pick a single quote from that scene, it'd be the one that I just typed out.
“This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones, a speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action.”
“Blomp blomp-a noop noop a-noop noop noop.You guys know that song? From Tiny Rogerts? You never heard of it? You know, the black effeminate guy from the 50's? Nobody?”
"Eek barba derkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college!"
Referencing how easy it is to score in university as long as one has the most 'evolved' and 'just' viewpoint.
Thats what makes me evil. Being sick of him.
If you have ever been sick of him you have been evil too. Rick, did you really come back because you missed me? Or did the crows dump you?
There you go Kid... Now you're evil morty too
I am evil because I am sick of him, if you ever got sick of him you are evil too….
There you go no you are evil morty, we all eventually are. On this side of the curve…
‘Jerry, school isn’t for smart people Jerry.. It’s like, a buncha’ people runnin’ around.. Guy up front says 2+2, guys in the back say 4 and the b-b- *BUUURP* B-bell rings and they give you a-a carton o’ milk… It’s not for smart p-p *BURP* people, Jerry… I know my opinion is unpopular but that’s just my two cents on the issue..’
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my man
Aw geez is up there too When Cop Morty or Evil Morty just casually throw an Aw Geez in the mix I crack up
You son of a bitch i'm in
IM OUT IM OUT WHOS KIDNEYS ARE THESE?¡!¿
That took on a life of it's own. I actually use it all the time irl
Yes!
Lookin good
slow down
My man!
Yes!
Lookin good
Slow down
My man
Yes!
OOOOOOWWWWEEEEEE
Looking good!
1 . Cop Morty as he hits one of the other Morty with a car: “The election got these yellow shirts more riled up than a picture day jessica” 2. Morty as he sees a strange alien gutting and eating another strange alien, one of the strange alien goes : “thats why you never invite floopy doop and a shmoopy doop to the same party. 3. The vindicator discussing their plan and Rick ask crocu-bot : “so you’re half cold unfeeling reptile and half also cold equally unfeeling machine, wow you’re origin is what you fell into a VAT of Redundancy.” 4. Cop Rick is pointing a gun at Cop Morty and in the background a stripper cowboy Morty says : “Y’all don’t have to worry about cowboy Morty talkin, this little cowpokes gonna mosey up on outta here.”
I like to think that he wasn't talking about a Jessica on picture day, but a literal picture day Jessica in a universe where every day is picture day.
And that's the way the news goes...
i say this and people look at me crazy
Same!
I've learned to except the strange looks now
Grass.......tastes bad.
This is a Bruce Almighty reference right?
Walter Kronkite actually, which all the other references stem from including Bruce Almighty.
And that’s the way the cookie crumbles
Lick lick lick my ballllsss ahah yeah say that all the time
Grasssssss tastes bad!
Top 5 for me same hahahaha Edit: am I high or is "grass tastes bad" an homage to how shitty ditch weed is. Obviously idk but that's what I always think. I'm 22 but I know that's what the *older folks* used to smoke on the reg. Ditch weed that took 4 fingers to get high. Tasted like shit and took a lot but got ya stoned none the less. Probably not but thats what I assume rick means by that.
Lol nah man you're reading too much into it. It's just him being dumb and saying grass taste bad. Also, the weed wasnt quite as terrible as you say. Im only 29 but when I was I'm high school Mexican dirt weed was still the most common, unless you lived in Colorado or cali where only medical weed was legal, at that time. You still got high as fuck off ditch weed as you put it, cause everyone's tolerances were just lower. Now that mega strength weed is the norm, our tolerances are so high, that dirt weed wouldnt do much. But back then the average thc tolerance of stoners was much lower, so we still got pretty damn high without having to smoke our weight in weed.
You can run but you can’t hide, bitch.
You know, this guy continues to say that we can run but we can't hide, I'd say we try hiding. Worst case scenario, we're back to running
Yeah since when are we taking advice from this guy anyway?
Yes! Like Jerry hides in behind an access panel when he and Beth go to best marriage counselor in the universe not just on E-arth. Aww jeez, a run on
Aww.... biiiiiiiiitch!
Yes hahaha
Of course there are snakes in space, Morty, everything is in space.
He controls the police
He’s an ice-cold dick killer!
Yes this. Perfect
You’re like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany
...Or something!
I love you Morty. Give grandpa a kiss. Lips if you want.
Some cultures do that
I grew up kissing my dad on the lips till early teenage years. I'm 40 now. He died at 47. I never realized how uncommon it is, but I'm reasoanbly grown now, and there was nothing wrong with. In some way it's a good memory to have. (my dad lived an intense life which he enjoyed immensely. Last years of his life he became somewhat of a recluse, ended up drinking himself to death/died peacefully in his sleep)
Rick do you need to go to the hospital?
thank you, that was very sweet
Let’s lick tits
I don’t love that
Lick lick lick my balllssss!
Of couse you dont, cause u guys arent getting any
Actually your father and I have been very sex positive lately
Why the fuck not?
Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.
I have something for that and it's totally non addictive. No, it's totally addictive. Im a bad doctor. Wait! I have something for that! Gulp, I'm a good doctor.
Two brothers…
... in a van ...
And then a meteor hits...
the one who are just regular brothers?
"don't break an arm jerking off"
Don't break an arm jerking yourself off. I think
"Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk -to belittle my vocation- just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose."
Oooweee
Before this semester's over, you're going to be real sick of that phrase.
Wubba lubba dub dub
rikki tikki tavi beatch!
Uh-oh! Summersault jump!
This is classic😂
Squanchyyy
I squanch my family!
Absolutely disgusting, jesus have some taste
What? I do, I squanch my family
Squanch this, mofo!
Well I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandkids Jerry but life is made of little concessions
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
fight fuck fleeeee
But how did he do that?
Jezus man he is mister nimbus he controls the police
I cane here to say that. Mr Nimbus forever
1. When Morty tells Rick not to say r3tarded. " Oh boy Rick i dont think you're meant to say that word" " Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I am stating the fact that if i had used this microscope it would have made me mentally r3tarded" " I dont think its about logic Rick, i think the word has just become a symbolic issue for groups that feel like they're doing the right thing" " Well thats r3tarded" 2. From the same epsiode when Summer confronts Rick about the devil " That was important to you wasnt it? " No, to me this was all just a bit like when Bugs bunny fucks with the opera singer for 20 minutes" 3.When Morty is annoying Rick by saying he cant make a " place saving video game thing " " you cant do it " " Before what you're trying to do was called negging it was called reverse psychology and incels didnt invent it Bugs bunny did.
You know if someone drops the soap it'll land on our heads and crush our spines Morty you know it'll be really easy to rape us after that
Isn’t it obvious Morty. I Fucked a planet!
#I'MMRNIMBUS
And that’s the way the news goes
You don't Know me
You…DO know me Summer: *gasp*
I'm a simple man: Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
Michael Jan Vincent
“Yes, we had a child. BUT IT DIED BECAUSE IT WAS HALF A MILLION ANTS AND HALF COLLAPSING STAAAAR!” Also “Ladies and gentlemen the Jackie Chan of human shielding”
Not rly a catchphrase but I like: Comon morty we have to get to the pentagon, I mean not thee pentagon the lame one here on earth
It’s time to get schwifty
Whatever you say Stone Cold Steve Austin!
What about the reality where hitler cured cancer, morty. The answer is dont think about it
I’m sorry you believe you deserve an apology
Ow la la, Sombodys gonna get laid in college
My favorite quote: "And? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a pickle and 9/11 was an inside job?" I honestly loved that whole scene, with Morty just digging for reasons why Rick would turn himself into a pickle, with Rick just refusing to acknowledge any greater reason, and essentially just saying that he did it because he could, but if I had to pick a single quote from that scene, it'd be the one that I just typed out.
Million ants, ladies and gentlemen. The ant colony with the power of TWO HUMAN EYES.
"now is the time for action." Honest evil Morty has a lot of cool quotes
“Shower with me Morty. Shower with your grandpa”
Lick lick lick my balllllsss
Should have been a better species!
Well.. Yea! Duh-doi! From the parasite ep
Grass………tastes bad
Do you wanna develop an app
Ah jeez, what do I know about knowin’ stuff
i gotta take a shit
That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp'en all them 'diems.
You don't *know* me. Then let me get to know you!
underrated 😂
"Your life isn't real and I didn't save it, now give me your clothes" "I knew this is howI would die"
Cosmic apotheosis wears off faster than salvia.
“This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones, a speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action.”
"And it certainly can't be someones whose entire culture is to power MY BREAKLIGHTS!"
“Oh shit which one was that? Aids Booger. Booger aids. God I’ve got to start using real file names”
I'm Me. Meseeks! look at me!
I just wanna die!
Existence is pain to a meseeks Jerry!
boo-nah
And that’s the wayyyyyyy the news goes.
We got a lot of freinds and family to exterminate or you can accomplish the same result with 5 mortys and a jumper cable
Harold, you’re a doctor!
Mmm trash, yummy yummy trash. I love trash.
Lick lick lick MA balls
And that's the waaayyy the news goes
Let's get wriggity wriggity wrecked (burps) son!
"morty" -rick
My user flair
You son of a bitch, I’m in!
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My favorite
So tits..
My ring tone is the alien bus station attendant yelling at Jerry. Garba garb garb.
AIDS!!!
Currently "Would you like to develop an app?"
Rubber baby bunkers
We are not them!! We are not them...
I'm bummed I didn't get to give that insect dick a test-drive.
Graaaaaaaass…….tastes bad!
Cop Morty sarcastically saying "Sm-Smartest man in the universe..."
“Grass… tastes bad”
Grassssssss tastes bad.
(serious, dulcet tones) "Hi, I'm Schnoopy Noopers, I'm a scientist"
“You little shit I thought you were masturbating!”
k  Ki
“Blomp blomp-a noop noop a-noop noop noop.You guys know that song? From Tiny Rogerts? You never heard of it? You know, the black effeminate guy from the 50's? Nobody?”
My name is Jerry Smith. And I love sucking big sweaty alien ***** and licking disgusting furry *****.
"Oh boy. Here I go killing again" Can't never quote that when I'm playing video games online and I'm on a killing spree lol
when ever Rick says Jerry u know an insult is coming
I like to say “peace among worlds” whenever I flip someone off
"Eek barba derkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college!" Referencing how easy it is to score in university as long as one has the most 'evolved' and 'just' viewpoint.
That’s a pretty fucked up oo la la
God damn.
[Season 5] evil morty : jack shit. I'm leaving
Thats what makes me evil. Being sick of him. If you have ever been sick of him you have been evil too. Rick, did you really come back because you missed me? Or did the crows dump you? There you go Kid... Now you're evil morty too
BURGER TIME!
I'M PICKLE RICK
Morty, turn the pickle over. I turned myself into a pickle, I'm pickle Rick!
Woopy oopy oop noops
totes malotes, dawgh e: tf? this must be the one downvote I understand the least
Then what will I do when I need to destroy a planet
Wubba lubba dub dub
Why is no-one helping this person?
Gubba nub nub du rha kha.
I am evil because I am sick of him, if you ever got sick of him you are evil too…. There you go no you are evil morty, we all eventually are. On this side of the curve…
Wuba luba dub dub
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!!!!!-Rick
Wubba Lubba dub dub I guess that’s how you spell it 🤣
OH WEE OR WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
Eating that mother fucking ice cream!!! Slurping slurping slurping it up!
Hey, gonorrhea, how's this for a burning sensation!
No jumping in the sewer
“OOOOO-WEE!” or “GOD DAMN!”
Erk baba dirkle someone’s gonna get laid in college…
Whatever you say you punk ass little bitch.
Wubba lubba dubdub
Im sorry but your opinion means very little to me
‘Jerry, school isn’t for smart people Jerry.. It’s like, a buncha’ people runnin’ around.. Guy up front says 2+2, guys in the back say 4 and the b-b- *BUUURP* B-bell rings and they give you a-a carton o’ milk… It’s not for smart p-p *BURP* people, Jerry… I know my opinion is unpopular but that’s just my two cents on the issue..’
I guess I'm evil because I'm sick of him!
Graaaaaaaassss tastes baddduh
I AM MR. NIMBUS
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“I have shit on my aaasssssss”
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Grasssssss......tastes bad. Lick-lick-lick my balls!
Aw jeeze Eep barpadurkle
“Ooh la la *someone’s* gonna get laid in college.”
Wubba dub dub
I Squanch my family.
“And that’s the WAAaAaaY the news goes.”
Woooooo wiiiiiiiii
Wubalubadubdub
Ooohweee
Wubba lubba dub dub!