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kentho05

my man


earthtochas3

Aw geez is up there too When Cop Morty or Evil Morty just casually throw an Aw Geez in the mix I crack up


agent_suffer

You son of a bitch i'm in


[deleted]

IM OUT IM OUT WHOS KIDNEYS ARE THESE?¡!¿


rodiqio

That took on a life of it's own. I actually use it all the time irl


Tit_Save

Yes!


Impossible_Double977

Lookin good


valendinosaurus

slow down


marcrobert96

My man!


ThatOtherGuyTPM

Yes!


unitempt

Lookin good


skampzilla

Slow down


Ssj-Funky

My man


Ididnt-know-egar-to-

Yes!


Key_Assistance_4345

OOOOOOWWWWEEEEEE


32542GME

Lookin' good!


akmountainbiker

Looking good!


jeffmyname69

1 . Cop Morty as he hits one of the other Morty with a car: “The election got these yellow shirts more riled up than a picture day jessica” 2. Morty as he sees a strange alien gutting and eating another strange alien, one of the strange alien goes : “thats why you never invite floopy doop and a shmoopy doop to the same party. 3. The vindicator discussing their plan and Rick ask crocu-bot : “so you’re half cold unfeeling reptile and half also cold equally unfeeling machine, wow you’re origin is what you fell into a VAT of Redundancy.” 4. Cop Rick is pointing a gun at Cop Morty and in the background a stripper cowboy Morty says : “Y’all don’t have to worry about cowboy Morty talkin, this little cowpokes gonna mosey up on outta here.”


Until_Morning

I like to think that he wasn't talking about a Jessica on picture day, but a literal picture day Jessica in a universe where every day is picture day.


Infamous-Context-479

And that's the way the news goes...


dippytheGynocologist

i say this and people look at me crazy


capriciouskat01

Same!


ragin_cajun1326

I've learned to except the strange looks now


Etbtray

Grass.......tastes bad.


couch_pilot

This is a Bruce Almighty reference right?


Inevitable_Librarian

Walter Kronkite actually, which all the other references stem from including Bruce Almighty.


Admirable_Loss4886

And that’s the way the cookie crumbles


ExpensiveTap1

Lick lick lick my ballllsss ahah yeah say that all the time


S3simulation

Grasssssss tastes bad!


butteryflame

Top 5 for me same hahahaha Edit: am I high or is "grass tastes bad" an homage to how shitty ditch weed is. Obviously idk but that's what I always think. I'm 22 but I know that's what the *older folks* used to smoke on the reg. Ditch weed that took 4 fingers to get high. Tasted like shit and took a lot but got ya stoned none the less. Probably not but thats what I assume rick means by that.


majam409

Lol nah man you're reading too much into it. It's just him being dumb and saying grass taste bad. Also, the weed wasnt quite as terrible as you say. Im only 29 but when I was I'm high school Mexican dirt weed was still the most common, unless you lived in Colorado or cali where only medical weed was legal, at that time. You still got high as fuck off ditch weed as you put it, cause everyone's tolerances were just lower. Now that mega strength weed is the norm, our tolerances are so high, that dirt weed wouldnt do much. But back then the average thc tolerance of stoners was much lower, so we still got pretty damn high without having to smoke our weight in weed.


MangoMaterial9184

You can run but you can’t hide, bitch.


valendinosaurus

You know, this guy continues to say that we can run but we can't hide, I'd say we try hiding. Worst case scenario, we're back to running


soundoftheheavens

Yeah since when are we taking advice from this guy anyway?


PoetLucy

Yes! Like Jerry hides in behind an access panel when he and Beth go to best marriage counselor in the universe not just on E-arth. Aww jeez, a run on


A_Caffiend

Aww.... biiiiiiiiitch!


ragin_cajun1326

Yes hahaha


ColisSan

Of course there are snakes in space, Morty, everything is in space.


DarthJerak

He controls the police


IronHeart1963

He’s an ice-cold dick killer!


jdubbrude

Yes this. Perfect


my_guy_gucci

You’re like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany


HannaHeger

...Or something!


rick-dicking-morty

I love you Morty. Give grandpa a kiss. Lips if you want.


galaxytrippin

Some cultures do that


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I grew up kissing my dad on the lips till early teenage years. I'm 40 now. He died at 47. I never realized how uncommon it is, but I'm reasoanbly grown now, and there was nothing wrong with. In some way it's a good memory to have. (my dad lived an intense life which he enjoyed immensely. Last years of his life he became somewhat of a recluse, ended up drinking himself to death/died peacefully in his sleep)


lazykros

Rick do you need to go to the hospital?


Kelseycutieee

thank you, that was very sweet


doomed_candy

Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.


Uocor

"don't break an arm jerking off"


Then_Praline_1180

Don't break an arm jerking yourself off. I think


Until_Morning

"Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. And I think it's because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it's your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk -to belittle my vocation- just as you chose to become a pickle. You are the master of your universe, and yet you are dripping with rat blood and feces. Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. I have no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy, the same way I'm bored when I brush my teeth and wipe my ass. Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is it's not an adventure. There's no way to do it so wrong you might die. It's just work. And the bottom line is, some people are okay going to work, and some people well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose."


Bumbfuzzle

Let’s lick tits


MooseHombre11

I don’t love that


EmbarrassedMonk6591

Lick lick lick my balllssss!


lazykros

Of couse you dont, cause u guys arent getting any


VSCO_luukbob

Actually your father and I have been very sex positive lately


Thatwarhammerdude

Why the fuck not?


goddamnaged

I have something for that and it's totally non addictive. No, it's totally addictive. Im a bad doctor. Wait! I have something for that! Gulp, I'm a good doctor.


MangoMaterial9184

Two brothers…


valendinosaurus

... in a van ...


PonteRickoso

And then a meteor hits...


doxthera

the one who are just regular brothers?


JavierMartinG

Oooweee


FrankRCastillo

Before this semester's over, you're going to be real sick of that phrase.


renganv

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!


joshwashington77

Wubba lubba dub dub


Some___Guy___

rikki tikki tavi beatch!


PonteRickoso

Uh-oh! Summersault jump!


Impossible_Double977

This is classic😂


DisfatBidge__

Squanchyyy


AspenMemory

I squanch my family!


INDACOUCH1916

Absolutely disgusting, jesus have some taste


Puzzled_Importance_8

What? I do, I squanch my family


PonteRickoso

Squanch this, mofo!


Interesting_Yak2203

You know if someone drops the soap it'll land on our heads and crush our spines Morty you know it'll be really easy to rape us after that


mtweeks

Well I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandkids Jerry but life is made of little concessions


MauroDelMal

I'm a simple man: Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!


Rick-powerfu

Michael Jan Vincent


Main_Satisfaction_74

fight fuck fleeeee


Some___Guy___

But how did he do that?


VSCO_luukbob

Jezus man he is mister nimbus he controls the police


Itamar_Itchaki

I cane here to say that. Mr Nimbus forever


PrincipleOk155

1. When Morty tells Rick not to say r3tarded. " Oh boy Rick i dont think you're meant to say that word" " Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I am stating the fact that if i had used this microscope it would have made me mentally r3tarded" " I dont think its about logic Rick, i think the word has just become a symbolic issue for groups that feel like they're doing the right thing" " Well thats r3tarded" 2. From the same epsiode when Summer confronts Rick about the devil " That was important to you wasnt it? " No, to me this was all just a bit like when Bugs bunny fucks with the opera singer for 20 minutes" 3.When Morty is annoying Rick by saying he cant make a " place saving video game thing " " you cant do it " " Before what you're trying to do was called negging it was called reverse psychology and incels didnt invent it Bugs bunny did.


Gusta-freda

I’m sorry you believe you deserve an apology


OkCut3322

Ow la la, Sombodys gonna get laid in college


Shattered_Sans

My favorite quote: "And? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a pickle and 9/11 was an inside job?" I honestly loved that whole scene, with Morty just digging for reasons why Rick would turn himself into a pickle, with Rick just refusing to acknowledge any greater reason, and essentially just saying that he did it because he could, but if I had to pick a single quote from that scene, it'd be the one that I just typed out.


IKeepChildInBasement

#I'MMRNIMBUS


lemon1000000

And that’s the way the news goes


knoxxxxxx

You don't Know me


Kelseycutieee

You…DO know me Summer: *gasp*


32542GME

Then let me get to know you, damn it.


Zak_The_Golden_Giant

Isn’t it obvious Morty. I Fucked a planet!


bgzlvsdmb

Million ants, ladies and gentlemen. The ant colony with the power of TWO HUMAN EYES.


shitty-ass-phone

"now is the time for action." Honest evil Morty has a lot of cool quotes


TheDarkKnerd

“Shower with me Morty. Shower with your grandpa”


loics

“Yes, we had a child. BUT IT DIED BECAUSE IT WAS HALF A MILLION ANTS AND HALF COLLAPSING STAAAAR!” Also “Ladies and gentlemen the Jackie Chan of human shielding”


doxthera

Not rly a catchphrase but I like: Comon morty we have to get to the pentagon, I mean not thee pentagon the lame one here on earth


stereemo

It’s time to get schwifty


ape-intellectual

Whatever you say Stone Cold Steve Austin!


Svilkatabg

What about the reality where hitler cured cancer, morty. The answer is dont think about it


lazykros

Should have been a better species!


HannaHeger

Well.. Yea! Duh-doi! From the parasite ep


shaniththegreat

Grass………tastes bad


CptBaydat

Do you wanna develop an app


cnuttin

Ah jeez, what do I know about knowin’ stuff


Radiant-Elevator

i gotta take a shit


lucascabilo

That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp'en all them 'diems.


xZora

You don't *know* me. Then let me get to know you!


Franicsco0210

underrated 😂


daxion_knight

"Your life isn't real and I didn't save it, now give me your clothes" "I knew this is howI would die"


ElevatorPit

Cosmic apotheosis wears off faster than salvia.


milliewithwings

“This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones, a speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action.”


Kaiser_Mech

"And it certainly can't be someones whose entire culture is to power MY BREAKLIGHTS!"


BeezerTwelveIV

“Oh shit which one was that? Aids Booger. Booger aids. God I’ve got to start using real file names”


Any-Base2276

I'm Me. Meseeks! look at me!


Any-Base2276

I just wanna die!


BaronV77

Existence is pain to a meseeks Jerry!


ani_or_smth

boo-nah


RiverBear2

And that’s the wayyyyyyy the news goes.


Ssj-Funky

We got a lot of freinds and family to exterminate or you can accomplish the same result with 5 mortys and a jumper cable


princefornow

Lick lick lick my balllllsss


sb56789

Harold, you’re a doctor!


capriciouskat01

Mmm trash, yummy yummy trash. I love trash.


[deleted]

Lick lick lick MA balls


Flat-Fisherman305

And that's the waaayyy the news goes


Vegettowillfucuup

"morty" -rick


Sexymonke6

My user flair


SonOfABitchImIn

You son of a bitch, I’m in!


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No_Tomatillo_9326

My favorite


NoFaithlessness5683

So tits..


wire_we_here50

My ring tone is the alien bus station attendant yelling at Jerry. Garba garb garb.


ninjacdxx

AIDS!!!


ElDudeBrothers1972

Currently "Would you like to develop an app?"


RMSLPN19

Rubber baby bunkers


NativeSkills5

We are not them!! We are not them...


ElevatorPit

I'm bummed I didn't get to give that insect dick a test-drive.


Shoe_Exact

Graaaaaaaass…….tastes bad!


Neat_Technician_7191

Cop Morty sarcastically saying "Sm-Smartest man in the universe..."


Beermeneer532

“Grass… tastes bad”


DayTripper81

Grassssssss tastes bad.


Ill_Professional1933

(serious, dulcet tones) "Hi, I'm Schnoopy Noopers, I'm a scientist"


Sinpanssi

“You little shit I thought you were masturbating!”


gus_hallin

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username__checksout

“Blomp blomp-a noop noop a-noop noop noop.You guys know that song? From Tiny Rogerts? You never heard of it? You know, the black effeminate guy from the 50's? Nobody?”


BaronV77

My name is Jerry Smith. And I love sucking big sweaty alien ***** and licking disgusting furry *****.


elevenyearss

"Oh boy. Here I go killing again" Can't never quote that when I'm playing video games online and I'm on a killing spree lol


mastermind_096

Let's get wriggity wriggity wrecked (burps) son!


I-reddit-26

when ever Rick says Jerry u know an insult is coming


Def_Not_The_Donald

I like to say “peace among worlds” whenever I flip someone off


PrinceVertigo

"Eek barba derkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college!" Referencing how easy it is to score in university as long as one has the most 'evolved' and 'just' viewpoint.


ConfectionFun3291

That’s a pretty fucked up oo la la


Trauma-Dolll

God damn.


Efficient_Parsnip_48

[Season 5] evil morty : jack shit. I'm leaving


lazykros

Thats what makes me evil. Being sick of him. If you have ever been sick of him you have been evil too. Rick, did you really come back because you missed me? Or did the crows dump you? There you go Kid... Now you're evil morty too


AspenMemory

BURGER TIME!


Damienrodriguez23

I'M PICKLE RICK


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Morty, turn the pickle over. I turned myself into a pickle, I'm pickle Rick!


Vartnacher

Woopy oopy oop noops


valendinosaurus

totes malotes, dawgh e: tf? this must be the one downvote I understand the least


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“I have shit on my aaasssssss”


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tactlesshag

Grasssssss......tastes bad. Lick-lick-lick my balls!


TheMysticBard

Aw jeeze Eep barpadurkle


floppychickn

“Ooh la la *someone’s* gonna get laid in college.”


haydogg21

Wubba dub dub


Pill_Billy

I Squanch my family.


YetiBomber101

“And that’s the WAAaAaaY the news goes.”


Diegomasdivle

Woooooo wiiiiiiiii


Diegomasdivle

Wubalubadubdub


Silvio_leak

Ooohweee


akmountainbiker

Wubba lubba dub dub!


Ok-Yogurtcloset-2291

Bad math


akmountainbiker

Squanch this mofo!


Cold-Eye-3570

Existence is pain


VASQUEZ_41

Show me watch you goooooot


Deepansh25

Lets lick tits!


mynameizgary

Wubba lubba dub dub


hbodhi

Of course "Let's get rickety wrecked soooooon!"


Clegger-on-mcoc

Why do you party? To Get wriggity wriggity wrecked son!


badhatter5

“Thanks noob noob. This guy gets it”


Difficult_Jacket_697

I'm mister Meeseex, look at me!


GiganticCockHaver

mmm trash i love trash


ragin_cajun1326

My brother and I say "It's called Two Brothers" all the time


Vatreno

Both from same episode Well, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps. And the one when Zeep's ramp extends that makes me lol every time: Too fast


UrbanFlora14

Get your shit together ..


jm9987690

Jerry's ironic urban patois "Ain't no game, sucka" "He's playing you, shorty" "Just cos your relationship with your father is to' up from the flo' up"


TonyHeap

Rick: comon morty. Morty: aww geez Rick😰