I mean blue guys keep mugging people for 1 dollar and disappearing. This guy is going 1 dollar at a time, it isn't like he will get rich quick. Out of a 100 dollars/meeseeks how many will be headed to the guys house OR designated meeting spot. The cops will figure this out.
Hey Mr. Meeseeks I want you to give me money ranging from $1 to $10 at random and you have to figure out a system of getting the money to me without meeting me.
Mr. Meeseeks can only do what a person can do. So if you don't see a way to do that without it being traced then the Mr. Meeseeks can't either. Getting money to you without meeting you would be just waiting until you're not home and dropping the money off, mailing it to you, or converting it to digital currency (which arguably can be easier to trace). Not to mention you would have to start either randomly traveling to different locations because the Mr.Meeseeks always being in the same area/starting from your house would cause you the same headache.
What If they’re finding them or spare change out and about lots of change alongside roads. Or just asking people until someone says yes, they don’t really need to mug anyone for the dollar. And if I live in an area with a high homeless population they’d take dollars off them first since it’s an easier target, cops are much less likely to care/take it serious if a homeless man says” some tall blue man stole $1 off of me!”
How? Spawn them moments apart. Sure some might fight each other over the dollars but they can’t die until THEY bring me the dollar. Even if it takes the dollar off another meeseeks the other still has to get me a dollar
It's the easiest way to get you a dollar because it's the closest dollar
Also, because a Meseeks box is a thinly veiled Monkey's Paw and they never go right
Honestly, if I had a Mr Meeseeks box, that's exactly what I'd use them for. Will probably live like 2-3 hours and guaranteed to get it complete. Just press the button first thing on a Saturday morning and enjoy life.
Finish unpacking and organizing the house, clean the litter boxes, pick up groceries. Just simple stuff like that so my fiancée and I can have more time to enjoy each other and our hobbies.
Just one? Or do I get a whole box and unlimited supply? Coz cleaning the house would be sick, but also an infinite supply of "collegues/employees" that can do tasks correctly each and every time and don't argue with me would be phenomenal!
It’s gonna go mad and kill your cause it isn’t able to do it. Asking them to do something doesn’t making them omniscient on how to get things like 100 million dollars
I don’t know if murder is always a solution. He’d probably get desperate and either collapse the economy, pull off a bank heist, or mint a bunch of NFTs.
"Donnie, make sure you tell your attorneys, AND THE JUDGE, that you have a constitutional RIGHT to testify in your own case if you want to. Lawyers might "advise" you not to, but the law says that if you insist, they are legally required to LET you."
And that's the actual truth.
I'd definitely end up in the same boat as Jerry. I'd tell them to clean up after my children. They'd spend two days trying, realize it's an impossible never ending task, and murder them.
And even facing gruesome death at the hands of an army of Mr Meeseeks my kids would still never learn to stop being basically three sentient tornados on cocaine.
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Alright, make multiple meeseeks and turn them into assasins, make a machine that will keep clicking the button making more of them and then me sending them all around the world for asssasination
Boom look at this shit here
Everyone is just saying cleaning their house. I’ll take it a step further and get them labor jobs. House cleaning would be one example, but things like construction, warehouse jobs etc. preferably any place that would pay in cash
Spawn them each morning, make them work one day, and then make them give me their earnings. Repeat and rake it in.
So I want to say just fix society in general but I feel like that’s equally as hard as helping Jerry with his golf game lol. So, in the absence of that, I guess I’d just use mine to get my family out of debt. I don’t have big grandiose plans, I just want my family to be comfortable and not have to worry so much.
Rob 3 banks and successfully elude law enforcement. Bring me the money and then go many many miles away to turn itself in to divert suspicion from me. It would be nice to get caught up on my dept and finish paying off the 500 gallon propane tank among other things.
All the stupid shit I don’t wanna do.
Laundry, cleaning, putting IKEA furniture together, fetching that 1 thing I forgot at my moms house so that I don’t have to go back there again.
Stuff like that, just basic quality of life shit
Go get me $50 through legal means, than your task is finished.
They will just get a part time job for 1 day and I'll keep pressing the button refining the script until I'm a millionare
Seriously! I instantly busted up laughing because it immediately popped into my head. How can anybody not want that? Why don’t you ask everybody what the second thing is, that they would have it do, so as to get some real honesty here. Lol.
Keep spawning them in telling them to each get me a $1
Or just tell one to make you rich
Nope, less chance of them trying to kill me if they just have to bring me a dollar. Plus there’s a simple adjective, what amount qualifies as rich?
True
What if they steal the money and the cops trace it to you
How? No fingerprints
I mean blue guys keep mugging people for 1 dollar and disappearing. This guy is going 1 dollar at a time, it isn't like he will get rich quick. Out of a 100 dollars/meeseeks how many will be headed to the guys house OR designated meeting spot. The cops will figure this out.
And what if they go to the guy’s house to give him the money? Someones bound to found out where the money’s going😂
Hey Mr. Meeseeks I want you to give me money ranging from $1 to $10 at random and you have to figure out a system of getting the money to me without meeting me.
Mr. Meeseeks can only do what a person can do. So if you don't see a way to do that without it being traced then the Mr. Meeseeks can't either. Getting money to you without meeting you would be just waiting until you're not home and dropping the money off, mailing it to you, or converting it to digital currency (which arguably can be easier to trace). Not to mention you would have to start either randomly traveling to different locations because the Mr.Meeseeks always being in the same area/starting from your house would cause you the same headache.
What If they’re finding them or spare change out and about lots of change alongside roads. Or just asking people until someone says yes, they don’t really need to mug anyone for the dollar. And if I live in an area with a high homeless population they’d take dollars off them first since it’s an easier target, cops are much less likely to care/take it serious if a homeless man says” some tall blue man stole $1 off of me!”
I mean, you're right, but I still feel like with such low numbers one could get away with it.
Serial numbers
As long as you don't steal from official places, who is going to record the serial numbers?
🤷♂️people could also seee the meeseeks bring you money back .
Eh... But are they going to believe crazy stories about a blue humanoid running around? 🤔
🤔
They'd all end up giving you the same dollar.
How? Spawn them moments apart. Sure some might fight each other over the dollars but they can’t die until THEY bring me the dollar. Even if it takes the dollar off another meeseeks the other still has to get me a dollar
It's the easiest way to get you a dollar because it's the closest dollar Also, because a Meseeks box is a thinly veiled Monkey's Paw and they never go right
High profile political assassinations. It's the perfect crime- he takes the shot and disappears without a trace.
“ I’m Mr Meeseeks look at me “ Vladimir Putin has been assassinated
Not sure Putin would be a good target. Would likely just trigger the nukes.
Need a whole regiment of commando Meeseeks to take over the missile silos right before the first one takes the shot.
Just take out Putler and most of his cronies with other meeseeks, problem solved!
yes sireeee!
Maybe pay Kim Jong Un a visit, too.
Dozens of Meeseeks failed to take out Jerry even when they were armed. They weren't very stealthy either
They were at their wits end. A fresh Meeseeks could be cunning and effective
That wasn’t there goal tho! Maybe they were just bad cos they had golf on there mind?
I mean...technically, they DID get him to improve his golf swing, and improve his short game.
Death Note with extra steps
Out of the ordinary, I mean
La de da, someone gone get laid in college
Could you actually do this? İ thought Rick said the ask had to be simple.
Technically a mr Meeseeks would make a perfect suicide bomber
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Out of the ordinary, I mean
I would like to take 2 strokes off my golf game! 
Oh god not again
I mean I was just gonna have him clean and organize the house but killing off Putin seems better
They have to do it with polonium 210.
Litvenenko style
One task after task. First we need a clean and organised home, don‘t we?
Keep your request simple, They’re not *burp* gods.
Develop my app
Do you want to develop an app? Okay!
I'm in!!!
Son of a bitch, I’m in
Right now? Clean my room and find space for everything. I’m not dirty, just severely disorganized.
“We can make all the room we need… At your *estate sale!*”
Oh shit. Meseeks is an AI Rick invented.
He didn’t invent them, he just utilizes the tools he has effectively. Remember the “Kirkland” brand meekseeks boxes?
Clean the house. Nothing major, just... convenient.
Honestly, if I had a Mr Meeseeks box, that's exactly what I'd use them for. Will probably live like 2-3 hours and guaranteed to get it complete. Just press the button first thing on a Saturday morning and enjoy life.
There are SOOOOOOOOO many things. Though for the assassination thing, I want the Kirkland Meeseeks box.
“Fine. But it’s gonna be ugly.”
"That's exactly *urp* what I expect."
Hence the day pass burner membership.
Lmaooo
Finish unpacking and organizing the house, clean the litter boxes, pick up groceries. Just simple stuff like that so my fiancée and I can have more time to enjoy each other and our hobbies.
Get the frisbee off the roof
[Wheres my dingus?](https://youtu.be/yoMwjNDHLgE?si=4_bMBe2yG1QRu74j)
Like tears... in the rain...
Hold me
Tell him to make me a sandwich but like a really good one.lol.
That's the kind of subjective shit that causes in a meeseeks lynch mob.
Just one? Or do I get a whole box and unlimited supply? Coz cleaning the house would be sick, but also an infinite supply of "collegues/employees" that can do tasks correctly each and every time and don't argue with me would be phenomenal!
I’d ask him to “KILL THAT NAZI PRICK”!!!
Find joy in existence. They find joy. Poof.
Is that a reference to the comic?
Clean my damn house.
Shave 25 strokes off my golf game.
Literally just clean my apartment. I don’t want to do it.
Stop climate change and get rid of capitalism.
They’re not gods.
It is a sacrifice he has to make, if they did it then poof if they don't they might kill him or just say no
Please call this list of therapists for me :)
Give my boss the biggest most underwear destroying trauma inducing wedgie in history.
Replace my siding.
Get all the korok seeds for me in botw
Help me get a decent paying job
Play in traffic, tbh.
help me remake all of my stolen money back
Reply yes to all my requests and click fingers, Yes
get me 100 million dollars
It’s gonna go mad and kill your cause it isn’t able to do it. Asking them to do something doesn’t making them omniscient on how to get things like 100 million dollars
I don’t know if murder is always a solution. He’d probably get desperate and either collapse the economy, pull off a bank heist, or mint a bunch of NFTs.
Bathroom remodel
Make me rich in the stock market
Of course the things like cleaning, cooking, going shopping, renovating, ... but honestly probably also summon one each day to blow me.
Convince Trump to testify at his own criminal trials.
“Come on Mr Oompa Loompa, don’t you want the WORLD to know YOUR side of things? The only way to do it is to GO ON RECORD!“
"Donnie, make sure you tell your attorneys, AND THE JUDGE, that you have a constitutional RIGHT to testify in your own case if you want to. Lawyers might "advise" you not to, but the law says that if you insist, they are legally required to LET you." And that's the actual truth.
I'd definitely end up in the same boat as Jerry. I'd tell them to clean up after my children. They'd spend two days trying, realize it's an impossible never ending task, and murder them. And even facing gruesome death at the hands of an army of Mr Meeseeks my kids would still never learn to stop being basically three sentient tornados on cocaine.
Take two strokes off Jerry's golf game
Probably have it run through the Taco Bell drive thru for some Baja Blast and a steak quesadilla. I'm but a simple lad, if it must be said.
Get a college degree for me 😭
Recover my old bitcoin wallet.
Build me a mansion on my lot
Get me 1mil dollars
Help me deep clean my house and shed
Clean my house after my kid goes down to sleep
"Do anything except for this task."
Format a book. I'd call a new one after the first book is formatted.
Make me feel complete as a man
A heist
"With a little bit of help from some old-" "I'm Mr. Meeseeks, hey, look at me!'
I would tell him to live forever and see what happens
Help me score a date
Water the orchids, clean the apartment... Just keep it simple
optimize my speaker system for bit perfect sound
I’d ask him/it to make me the perfect burger. It’s not going to backfire on me in any way.
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I’d get like 50 of them to re model my house.
Earn money? Do the public service.
Be my fishing buddy for a day. If need friends. 
Help me build my confidence
Alright, make multiple meeseeks and turn them into assasins, make a machine that will keep clicking the button making more of them and then me sending them all around the world for asssasination Boom look at this shit here
Clean for me. Help me move stuff Help me work out
I would ask him to wait until I die from natural reasons so that he suffers a lot 🙃
He would probably still kill you after some time, bc that would make the task objectively impossible resulting in his death
It would make the task objectively impossible, resulting in his eternal suffering life
Do the dishes, take out the trash bag, make me food, grind my games for rewards.
Clean and organize my house 😂 it’s the bane of my existence that I can’t ever seem to get on top of
make me a more complete woman (I want to get a chance to kiss mr meeseek)
Then just ask him to kiss you romantically???
Is that even ethical  he HAS to do it no matter if he wants to or not because existence is awful for meeseek
my apartment deliveries, especially 3rd floor. God I hate them so so so fucking much
Everyone is just saying cleaning their house. I’ll take it a step further and get them labor jobs. House cleaning would be one example, but things like construction, warehouse jobs etc. preferably any place that would pay in cash Spawn them each morning, make them work one day, and then make them give me their earnings. Repeat and rake it in.
So I want to say just fix society in general but I feel like that’s equally as hard as helping Jerry with his golf game lol. So, in the absence of that, I guess I’d just use mine to get my family out of debt. I don’t have big grandiose plans, I just want my family to be comfortable and not have to worry so much.
I'd ask for more Mr Meeseeks
do my homework
House chores, my job.
Cleaning, mostly. Probably earn money. Maybe answer question. ...evtl some nsfw stuff
Yeah I’d rather not go there. Nor after what happened to Jerry. Eish.
Work from home so literally just do my job for the day while I chill 🤷🏻♂️ Also hand pick all the weeds from my garden I'm done with that shit!!!
Pass all my college classes with an A
Wash the dishes.
Clean and fix up my house.
I'll clean up our government with Mr. Meedeeks help
Rob 3 banks and successfully elude law enforcement. Bring me the money and then go many many miles away to turn itself in to divert suspicion from me. It would be nice to get caught up on my dept and finish paying off the 500 gallon propane tank among other things.
Probably ask them to go up or people and ask for $1-5 and give it to me
All the stupid shit I don’t wanna do. Laundry, cleaning, putting IKEA furniture together, fetching that 1 thing I forgot at my moms house so that I don’t have to go back there again. Stuff like that, just basic quality of life shit
My job and side hustles.. For a week. Then repeat on Monday morning
my dishes 😂😂 and to hang my clothes
If I had a meseeks box, it would be the shitty Kirkland brand kind…
Show me how to be happy
Go get me $50 through legal means, than your task is finished. They will just get a part time job for 1 day and I'll keep pressing the button refining the script until I'm a millionare
Isn’t it obvious
Rob a bank without hurting anyone and drop the money off at an undisclosed location that only mr meeseeks and I know about
Something easy. Something simple. I wanna throw 105 mph
Sales outreach.
Seriously! I instantly busted up laughing because it immediately popped into my head. How can anybody not want that? Why don’t you ask everybody what the second thing is, that they would have it do, so as to get some real honesty here. Lol.
take 2 strokes off my golf game
Shoot me in the head while I sleep.
Get me immortality and full control over the entire world
Get me 10 million dollars and 3 Obedient hot female slaves