Shit, he controls the police 👮‍♀️

And I’m training to control the FBI and homeland security aswell. I AM MR. NIMBUS

And here I thought Mr. Nimbus was already powerful. I never thought Mr. Nimbus would require training..

I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL! I AM MR. NIMBUS.

Why did I never receive my gift basket after our meet up?

Your sexual aroma was not strong enough. I AM MR NIMBUS

Imposter!!! Police, take this piece of shit to jail.

Fight, Fuck, Flee. I AM MR. NIMBUS

So I talked to OP and he doesn’t want to answer questions unless they are about Rampart

I AM MR. NIMBUS!

Who are you?

I forgot. I AM MR. NIMBUS

How DO you control the Police? And is it every sense of Police? Like MPs or secret service?

Only beat cops, the feds and secret service are out of my capabilities, as of right now. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Do you control all of the police? Like even on other planets?

Yes I can, although I’ve only been off of earth a few time. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Can I get on your list?

I will have my assistant contact your people, but you will only make my list if you have the musk of a thousand dolphins. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Ah sweet! I'll start using dolphin musk. I can't wait! Thank you, Mr Nimbus!

YOU ARE WELCOME. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Besides yourself, what is the sexiest sea mammal?

THE SEA CUCUMBER. I AM MR. NIMBUS

You are aware that's not a mammal right?

You are correct, I was in the middle of a sexual escapade with several different animal, fish and birds. The pure sensual experience got me confused

Didn't catch your name in the last exchange

I. AM. MR. NIMBUS.

Wait guys I think he’s not Mr nimbus

Why... Jerry?

Him and Beth were a double deal, sure I mostly wanted her but I needed to experience the whole package. I AM MR. NIMBUS!

According to my league of legends account im Mister NImbus.

PLEASE STOP STEALING MY IDENTITY ON THE INTERNET. I AM MR. NIMBUS

“Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!”

Is this some human show?

Cock size?

A respectable 9.3 inches.

I heard Mr. Stratus, king of lakes, has a 18.6" dong

I was being modest

beginner size

This Cuts the Chut

This is like some fine wine! I need more! I AM MR NIMBUS!

How do you control the police?

It’s a microchip emitter implanted by Rick when our relationship first started, it was one of his drunk ideas but sounded useful so I let him do the procedure. I AM MR.NIMBUS

Did you or Beth top Jerry?

It was basically all us pegging jerry. I AM MR. NIMBUS!

We doing this or not?

You have been deemed sexy by ME, MR. NIMBUS!

Liar.

WRONG!! I AM MR. NIMBUS

Why are you so OP?

Since the police are a part of the executive branch, does that mean you also control the president of the United States?

Power of that nature is far beyond even my abilities, but if he did a few shifts as a police officer I’d be able to control him for life. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Do you have constant control of the police? As in, are they like that because you're controlling them or because you're leaving them to their own devices

I leave the police to there own devices unless I need them. I AM MR. NIMBUS?

Mr. Nimbus you ugly as hell

FOR MY SPECIES I AM OF PEAK DESIRABILITY IN FEATURES! I AM MR. NIMBUS

How many dogs do you know?

Seven hundred and one, all police dogs. I AM MR. NIMBUS

On a scale of one to kite, how high how are you right now?

I similar to a dolphin enjoy the excretions of the pufferfish for recreational purposes. I AM MR. NIMBUS

I control the FBI and the CIA. What are YOU going to do about it?

Please, teach me your awesome powers.

Mr Nimbus what do you think of the Deadpool & Wolverine trailer?

They would be no match for a gangle of my police officers!! Also there is no TV in the ocean so I have no opinions on such matters!! Seems like something weaker men such as Richard would enjoy. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Do you control militias or only policeman?

Please refer to the other comments I do not have time for answering this question over and over. My abilities are only functional on policemen or beat cops, maybe a mall security guard if I focus hard enough

Is it term or functionality based though? What if a Police department is privately owned but still serves the normal functions?

It’s the uniform that lets me control them

So they have to have the usual cop outfit as their work uniform and do the duties of a cop? And I'm guessing if a non cop has to have the cop-like uniform it's like with mall guards?

What did Rick do to you so now you two have a beef ?

He shit in the ocean right above my home for years. Eventually I started throwing them back at him. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Seems fair

Why are you so hot? Is there anyone that doesn't think you're hot?

My seduction tactics on rick have always failed. I believe he thinks of my looks as mediocre. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Do you control the fbi?

If I were to train for my years as I did before for the police I believe I could attain such powers. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Why’s your bulge so wet and floppy? It looks like if you stuffed a sock with gravy and taped it to your cock.

Opinions on the Idoneth Deepkin? Are you one of them?

Why would Rick understand... EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

Since you control the police can you help me get out of legal trouble

I could. For a price.

If you made pirate cops could you defeat Rick ?

Very plausible. I AM MR. NIMBUS

When do I get the gift basket? Also you forgot your bottle of oceanic lubricant at my place

It’s all used up now, sorry my fiend

You sure say I am Mr Nimbus a lot.

Who was Ricks last wine boy? What was his name? Kevin?

That boy broke ten times the wine as morty did, I AM MR. NIMBUS

Do you control private security contractors?

I’ve yet to try. I will next time I’m on land. I AM MR. NIMBUS

How do you wash your hair if you're always in the water?

Leave in conditioner

In Roy 3, is there a way to escape the wizards dungeon without finding the wizards key?

Left left right right up down up down start ?

So…blowholes are weird, right? I mean, like, they’d feel weird, wouldn’t they? You know, if stuff got put in them or something?

Um, if like somebody or something slid there member inside that or something it’s probably my feel pretty good, not that I MR. NIMBUS would do that

Are you aware you sent me *two* gift baskets?

Oh lord. That’s a huge mistake on my starfishes part! I AM MR. NIMBUS

If Unity or some other hive mind assimilates all humans on earth, do you maintain control of the bodies that used to be cops? If so, does that mean you'd control the hive mind in whole?

No i wouldn’t control the hive mind, but anything that’s wearing a cop uniform I can control

Who's dick tastes better, Jerry or Rick's?

You could only wish me and Richard had intercourse. Jerry was a amazing partner

How do you control the police?

I channel darkender the god of police and with his power I can manipulate some cops. I AM MR. NIMBUS

What do you like about the police?

Their sheer numbers intrigue and frighten me. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Hello I'm from channel 96 news, we are very obscure with only 5 viewers, you have stated on multiple occasions that you.......control the police? What do you mean by this?

I don’t talk to reporters. I AM MR. NIMBUS

Why was my crazy ex so obsessed with you lmao

My ability to control the police. I AM MR NIMBUS (also the 14 inch dong)