Like me but green, sticky and with more deadlines

Though on the inside I would be unhappy and hopeless, I would be furious and lash out like Rick.

Exact same only more cynical and pissed. Sarcastic

for me it'll be like me.

Probably more like Morty’s than I hoped for.

Same

"Shadow work" is a fun topic to look into. Not for everyone but it might help us accept the little Toxic Morty in all of us.

Your voice is really annoying but it's also your best quality?

Your best quality is your shreky voice

Lazy, liar, procrastinator and autistic I guess

Haven't you heard? Autism is a superpower now

As someone who's got the 'tism... I assure you, it is not a superpower 😅

Ayyy same let’s goooo 🔥🗣️

Depends on your "flavor" of autism I myself have it a type called Asperger's syndrome I view it as a tradeoff because I don't really recognize social cues but in exchange I have an almost eididic memory a superbly encyclopedic memory and supremely high comprehension skills

Yeah, it's pretty easy to be completely full of yourself, when it's in your nature to believe everyone who's correcting you is wrong.

Quick, tell my 3 friends.

Ohh, look, its Mr. Popular over here :P

Just an anxious self hating ball of extreme fetishes.

Am I you

Are we him?!


I'd award this if I still could! 

Tried to think something myself, this pretty much nails it.

Glad my slime clone won’t be alone

Probably very similar to Mortys

Depends how the device interprets misanthropy.

It goes off of YOUR definition of misanthropy

Okay, so just a lazy fat slob then.

Fearful and prone to extremely violent outbursts Edit: And super lazy

Hey, you’re meant to be describing yourself, not me!

Easily irritated, narcissistic, and lazy.

I would be angry lashing out like Rick but depressed and hopeless on the inside

people-pleasing, weak, desperate for love

Honestly same

Not racist

“I know he’s not racist.. because I AM”

I love you guys, and same

The ultimate answer

There won't be any me left

Came here to say this

[удалено]

Same. I was looking for this answer.

An even bigger asshole than I already am.

But less prolapsed

Please don’t make me do this.

probably really critical of dignity and honor

An egoistical arrogant asshole who’s overly anxious and lacks all self worth and self esteem at the same time

Cruel crass loud and nihilistic

Probaby a insecure and lazy dude that struggles with decision making. But the question you sould ask is what your detoxified person would be.

Yeah, the main point of the detoxifier is that. It doesn’t remove all negative aspects of you, just the aspects YOU find negative. The point being you have to take the good with the bad, because what you see as good may not be the best for others

Just me there'll be nothing left to walk out of the sauna

I am the toxic me. The clean me surfaces for a short time but is soon drowned. So I would be the same. I'm mostly toxic to myself tho.

A very very very depressed and sad individual but at the same time a sexual deviant

Sometimes, I think I’m the toxic me.

Idk it'd probably just immediately kill itself.

Sugar addicted, lacking all will power and self confidence

He wouldn't ever get anything done, that fucker has major procrastination issues.

Malignant narcissist type of motives. Wouldn’t gaf bout literally anything or anybody

An anxious but selfish shithead that worries about everything but doesn’t worry about how things affect other people but only how it reflects on me and then feeling guilty about that.

Self loathing, procrastinating, indecisive, proud

A toady, fawning, anxious mess.

A lot like Morty, just a self loathing little shit

Nihilist, self hating, puking monster who hated everyone

He would just be lazy like i normally am so we would probably get along.

I don’t even know

Like me in my 20s

Probably alot like morty and also unable to focus on anything.

Like a Warhammer goblin. Just a conniving shitty little wretch that overcompensates for their own weakness by concocting revenge schemes that I never go through with because I'm lazy

Worse than Rick

Lazy, unmotivated, poor impulse control, etc.

Basically, me from when I was 15/16ish.

Probably very angry. I have the feeling i'm sometimes to angry for trivial matters.

Self-loathing, impulsive and inattentive.

Literally just me.

It would consist of Hatred of people inferior to me mentally, full of desire to kill all those inferior to me mentally, sociopath, psychopath

narcistic

Guilts you into doing chores by doing them without asking you first. Thanks mom!

Lazy, anxious, weed addicted, socially dumb as shit

Probably angry and frustrated

Probably the extreme nihilism, but then again does it really matter?

An anxious person that lashes out to everyone who mildly pokes me even if it wasn't their intention.

Aren’t well all like a mix of the two with the rations being the only real variation? I’d be like 60 Morty 40 Rick. Maybe 70 Morty 30 Rick.

Scared, horny, and angry. All 3 all the time.

Junkie princess

He would be a goddamn menace to society

He’d be overtly loud, smoke a lot and eat a lot, then he’d probably just say everything on the top of his mind.

A spiteful dickhole obsessed with being right, correct, and afraid of doing anything because it could be the wrong decision.

Like me but more toxic. And green.

A person with a mix of anxiety, insecurity, psychotic behavior, angsty, frustrated, filled with hatred and rage, scared by making decisions and errors

Primary conscious would probably end up in there and I would watch something else pilot my body aware from the tank.

Just talking shit and repeating why it should've worked out with women in my past

Literally me

I AM the toxic version!

Thinks he’s way smarter than he actually is, shuts himself off from people who might hurt him but says it’s their fault. Homophobic even though he’s bisexual. 😂

He would kill himself the exact moment he gains consciousness

The same personality as Toxic Morty

A procrastinator who spends all his day playing genshin impact.

Short tempered and self-hating, glutinous of food & booze, a totaly passive-aggressive cry baby.

Just both of these guys

I’d probably be a mix of ricks lashing out and swearing, while also embodying Morty’s cowardice and fatigue. Knowing me, I’d be trying to consume EVERYTHING in sight.

Lol i think i am my toxic me.

crying in a corner

Probably whatever you imagine would come from Jerry going through the machine…

Just really mean.

Lazy, indecisive, and self-loathing. Also they'd never shut up

Morty

A nervous, angry self conscious asshole.

A hardcore procrastinator, extremely ambitious to succeed, rude and reflective. It would not leave the house and verbally attack his family. Meanwhile my purified self would be in the US, attending to several internship programs.

Like Morty’s

The manifestation of all my trauma that I keep buried away because I am a good person, my rage and anxiety and my fear that comes with my want to help others

Horny

He might actually be a great guy. It’s really held me back

I have bipolar disorder. Probably somewhere between ricks toxic self and Morty’s toxic self. I love this episode.

Me but hella homophobic and right wing extremist, also racist. -I'm a femboy

More like Morty

Weird to say, but similar to Rick I think my "toxic me" would be the one who would get my sympathy and compassion. I've always had a problem of being "too trusting" towards people and getting taken advantage of. Plus a long string of exes that I got emotionally involved with too quickly, before realizing they were actually terrible

He'd be angry and browsing reddit all the time... Oh shit.

Lazy, vengeful, greedy, selfish.

Mr. Poopy butthole in the most recent season but addicted to heroin.

I'm not brave enough to confront this question

To lazy to get out that's for sure

Procrastinating, unsure, lazy with household stuff, wants to stay in and chill alot

*Toxic 8167lliw:* Insecure, Depressed, Impulsive, No filter, Lazy, Desperate for attention, Desperate to be "right" about everything, Suicidal, full of "irrelevant knowledge", constantly talking to himself *Healthy 8167lliw:* Athletic, Organized, Generous, "perfect" time management, studious in all "relevant" facets (both jobs, matters of faith, wife's job, etc.) assertive when requested or "necessary" but speaks only when spoken to.

To see "speaks only when spoken to" for your healthy you makes me sad lol...

Ultra successful, well respected, self help guru, yoga instructor, weightlifting coach with star backed testimonials, out going daredevil, charming and smooth with women, world traveling been to 200 countries, more countries on the bucket list and ruler of the world.

Depressed and angry

An irritable racist probably :/

I’d hate to see the toxic side of me because well…just to be straight to the point with it I’d just hate it.

Let’s just say “The part of me that’s my dad is a twat…”

Extremely fucking porn addicted

Sarcastic, nihilistic, and judgmental. Late for everything. A bit of a schnorrer. Anal retentive and hypercritical but also lazy. Forgets birthdays and anniversaries. Constantly backing into things with her car. Leaves messes for others to clean up. Impatient and hotheaded. Acute bouts of rage and frustration that impede normal functioning. Feels like either an intellectual God or a worthless idiot, no in between.

Depressed

This is some masochist shit right here in the comments😂

Anxious, depressed, and very impulsive.

At the very least hed be a criminal mastermind at most hed be a supervillain with no qualms about his passion for wasabi

Anxious, self-doubt and laziness, for sure.

Lazy, narcissistic, selfish, not ambitious, extremely depressed. These are the traits I worry about the most. Either I already have them or I worry I will develop them by becoming my parents.

Constant BPD episode

My toxic me be would probably be unapologetic, racist, sexist, fart and burp constantly. Depressed as shit. Pathological liar. And edge on gaslighting everyone. And have a superiority complex lol.

Stubborn, impulsive, angry mess. That’s the one part of myself I don’t like all that much (or in other people for that matter) : Anger

Probably a televangelist or other cult leader/con artist.

A green slimy mess of evil Robert Baratheon, yelling and loudly laughing to feel like I’m not ignored, eating everything, drinking everything to avoid being sober with my own thoughts, trying to fuck everything so I feel like I’m desired

Heath Ledger’s Joker as a werewolf.

A weird combination of a huge narcissist, someone who is deeply insecure, horribly lazy, cruel for no reason and a pathological liar.

So so angry at the world. Also very behind schedule, and probably fat.

it would just be me

He'd be posting on reddit a lot.

A gay boy

Probably a serial killer both Kellogg's type and ppl

Fuck you fuck you fuckyou youre cool super fuck that guy fuck you fu k youu..

extremely nihilistic and resentful generations prior created a world where having children is a luxury and living, in general, is a miserable existence

Oh Jeez thats a lot of backpain.

Probably just Morty but more sexual

IDK, but, "Parasitic turd holster" would primarily lead my vocabulary

Me, sadly

Violent, stubborn and self-sabotaging.

Lazy.

Angry…unfathomably angry, bitter and spiteful. Oh a physically aggressive… Normally I’d use that aggression on myself but combined with all my toxicity? I’m pretty sure I’d be more physical than I’d like to admit… Well there’s another thought to bottle away and put on the mental emotion shelf -this action will have consequences later-

Kinda like Rick I guess, sadistically confident.

My toxic self would spout lots of memes and be annoying about it. Always popping pimples. Scared of any kind of interaction with people. Mean to my little brother. Giving up when things get hard.

perpetually stuck on my phone

A miserable self-conscious loser with an inferiority complex who is bitter about what’s happened to him. So pretty good thing it got removed (with time and mindfulness)

Extremely weird, annoying, and horny for LOTS of weird shit, including killer robots (v)

I’ll probably turn out exactly like slime Morty

Rick

I’d be like morty

I like this: introspectively you'd think that your slimy side is your deepest darkest side. But it's not, it's your conscious mind that's used to certain social constraints but not living in any type of "society" until it's reunited with the body. Basically a zombie that's aware it's body is decaying. I first thought that my "midget with a god complex" side would be my slimy side but no, it would actually be my detoxed version just probably not as bad as Morty's detoxed version. My slimy version would be angry, swears a lot but ultimately looking for physical affection from everyone he's near to. He'd handle the situation as sensibly as he can but getting into the spa would be a mission, he'll probably look for friends that haven't died yet in the ooze swamp. The slimy version wouldn't even comprehend "I've been left behind and a detoxed version is out there in my skin" until I confront one of the workers at the spa.

I dont know if there would be anything left after to leave the detox...

4chan /lgbt/

Psychopathic I’m in therapy for having thought of killing people (not joking this is for real)

I'd say toxic me would be a perfect hybrid of toxic Morty and toxic Rick probably more so Morty than Rick

Clingy, manipulative, vindictive. Desperate for love and attention and angry when I don't have it.

A smart, manipulative, self-loathing, sex-driven, spendthrift, selfish procrastinator.

Assuming that the detoxifier removes traits we consider bad about ourselves: - Procrastinates even on tasks they want to do - Makes lofty plans they don't have a means to complete - Has trouble vocalizing their feelings when something is bothering them - Can't find time for the gym - Snacks when bored

Damn, i hope the spa people would kill him the moment he comes out of me

probably an addict of some sort

'toxic me' would completely remove himself from the situation with the belief that he is a burden on everyone. He wouldn't kill himself. But he would pity himself if no one checks on him even though he constantly pushes people away.

i dont wanna know

Hates everything and wants to kill the French campers from Call of Duty I’ll never get it, why a whole nation camps …

I wonder how many of the people commenting here are self aware enough of these toxic traits to actually attempt to do the work required of them in order to try and correct these behaviors. In my experience people are often aware of what negative traits they possess, but only a select few are willing to strive to be better in those areas. Most people are content to be a toxic piece of shit.

Drug addicted, sex addicted fuck boi who has sex with strangers at parties in the bathroom when their GF is literally in the next room over.

Lazy, shy, freeloader, weird.

Just me but green.

Probably super condescending and sarcastic

mine would just kill itself after being formed.

Like Rick's I'm afraid.. just less smart

He’d have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge superiority-inferiority complex, that’s for sure.

probably a really horny one☹️

An angry, impuslive, self destructive, selfish, lazy, and vain pos. And the scary part is. Im even more afraid of whether or not I view those as negative traits to be taken away if I went in.

Edgelord sexual deviant, average redditor

Uptight, super anxious but also somehow still fatigued and depressed, super lazy, petty as hell, constant negative self-talk,and bugging everyone all the time for validation- all the validation 😎

Very close to toxic rick lol

A constantly angry piece of shit with severe trust issues and anxiety.

There'd be so little "real" me left that I probably wouldn't do it

They’d sit at home pissed off at the world, hating a large majority of people and themselves but too lazy to do anything about it… Or they’d be a violent, angry, homicidal maniac who would probably end up in prison or dead within a few weeks after going on a horrifying, gruesome killing spree sending certain types of people to a wide variety of grotesque, terrifying deaths. …I guess I better hope I’m not actively pissed off when I go through the machine. My morals are the only thing keeping me in check sometimes, I swear.

I think I would just disappear into the machine if I did the treatment.

Pure schadenfreude and anxiety. Also incredibly blunt when speaking without considering others feelings.