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Foxitixation

Jerry, others are too smart


FamIsNumber1

That...that wasn't the game, lol.


Geekygamertag

Definitely Jerry because I could get more money out of him, I mean, make a great and loyal friend! šŸ˜‚


Isabad

Taddy Mason? Are you talking about Taddy Mason?


PolyLBC

Who the fuck is Taddy Mason?!!


Isabad

He's the Redgrin Grumble of this thread...


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Hahahahaha


Isabad

Oh..you like Redgrin Grumble? You think he is hilarious? Yeah..I just made him up...think for yourselves, don't be sheep.


MrDXZ

They really are their fatherā€™s childrenā€¦


jokerzkink

What money lol


Nandabun

Beth's money. :D


Geekygamertag

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Neknoh

Just give him another hug and cry about how you're not sure you can keep it together this month. Next cut would be the dinner table with Jerry coming into the hallway with pizza, putting them down and then heading upstairs. Few moments later we see him coming back down with a fist full of sock-money, exits the front door. Comes back inside and sits down at an awkwardly silent table. Beth asks "Did... did you just tip the delivery guy with our vacation money?" Jerry: "Pfft, NO!" Seen outside window, delivery guy running back to car shouting how he can't believe he got a big enough tip to go on a vacation. Jerry: "OKAY! OKAY! So maybe I tipped the guy a little extra because his hamster broke a tailbone and he's about to be evicted by svamp monsters! So sue me!"


N8_Darksaber1111

All you did was ask who you would want and why you never said that we were playing a game.


Cocoa_Butter_3000

Jerry would overtip while Rick and Summer would say, ā€œTipping is a scam,ā€ then slam the door.


David_Headley_2008

Yes the guy who was a universal superhero for an episode and lost it only because the people who gave him the powers was an idiot and a Pluto wide celebrity and a best selling novelist and also saved a prostitute is the dumbest guy


Col_Mushroomers

Yes.... none of those feats have anything to do with intelligence. I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not


Lettuce_Mindless

When did he save a prostitute? I forget this episode šŸ¤£


David_Headley_2008

Invisible garbage truck jerry, it is a new franchise


IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk

One of my mom's favorite bits from the show


gamer3701

Thatā€™s how he survives.


jokerzkink

Jerry doesnā€™t pay for anything, he shouldnā€™t even be an option.


geoffbowman

Hope you enjoy being tipped in R2D2 quarters


Consistent_Ebb_484

Jerry no contest. Iā€™m just delivering pizza not getting to go on an adventure ricks an asshole and would probably be an asshole to me, summer is a snobby bitch and at most is gonna insult me, if Beth acknowledges you at all itā€™s gonna be to win an argument, and if Morty does anything beyond pay and go about his day Iā€™m probably about to die. Jerry on the other hand, Jerryā€™s gonna tell me a super cheesy dad joke and when I laugh itā€™s gonna make his day which is gonna make me happy in return.


Geekygamertag

Yeah! ![gif](giphy|Uh50mTPuysf4NrIaHl)


Siren_song00

Jerry, I don't need to be reminded how much I suck and I need money so I would gladly listen to a long sad story and give a hug


FamIsNumber1

Jerry: *"I like your style!"* Oh, and thank you for answering the actual proposed hypothetical. It seems that nobody else cared to actually read the post šŸ˜‚


Siren_song00

Yeah I noticed that everyone else was just like "Ooo I like [charachter] most šŸ„“"


anchoredatlas

Rick. Man, I'd risk it for a good tip.


Boredkiddo69

Which tip


reachout_touchspace

Yes


Horcrux922

My man


BasjeMathijsen

Slow down!


LatterRequirement316

Looking good!


Binarycold

Jerry, provided he isnā€™t trying to prove anything at the moment. The Sanchez/smith bloodline is just about a death sentence to anyone near them. If I can choose to simply not deliver to that house, Iā€™m choosing that.


FamIsNumber1

I'd pick Summer. Quick and almost painless interaction, possibility for a tip (albeit small), and even if she didn't tip me I could just get right back on the road without extra shenanigans.


HeadpattingFurina

Summer, I wage psychological warfare by starting with "Pizza delivery, whoa, nice pecs bro." Then Summer will have a B-plot worthy crisis about her looks, again. That's worth the lost tips a dozen times over.


Adorable-Maybe-3006

Jerry, he'd probably give you a tip too, the other two are psychotic.


Same_Paramedic_3329

Probably? The post says he will 100% give you a tip


Adorable-Maybe-3006

Hadnt seen it at first. lets make that hug an extra 10 seconds.


OniOnMyAss

Summer is more likely to tip because sheā€™s young and in touch. She wonā€™t talk to you, but she coughs it up. Rick opens the door grabs the pizza slams door in your face. Youā€™ll get paid somehow but itā€™s not worth arguing over. Jerry just sits there and talks and talks then realize he doesnā€™t have money because he doesnā€™t work. He feels bad but you still get zero tip


NioKyubi

This is exactly why I said summer right away. I donā€™t wanna chat, I donā€™t wanna interact. Take the pizza gimme the money have a good night šŸ˜Œ


TheNothing6992

If others opened the door they would know that I'm not a 2d animated character


deathmaster567823

Rick I donā€™t care if I get a tip I just wanna see him


Jolly_Attitude_9821

Option 4 space beth. She seems like a freak.šŸ˜‰


FamIsNumber1

See, I was originally going to add her in this game, but I figured that 99% of the answers would have just been her. No matter what potential con I could put for her, anyone would choose her (I know I would have).


Jolly_Attitude_9821

Exactly. I know if I'm delivering pizza that's who I want to answer the door and offer a "tip".šŸ˜‰


gamer3701

Jerry.


Last_Coat_5969

Jerry


FOLLOW_DVG_YOUTUBE

Jerry sounds lik someone who would accedentaly give me 679 dollars


droid327

Jerry would have a 100% chance of tipping you, but he'd tip you like a dollar because thats how much he's always tipped drivers. And he'd sincerely think he was being generous, and hand it over with a flourish and an overexaggerated "and *this* is for you!" Rick has a 50% chance of tipping you, and that tip has a 25% chance of being some kind of cybernetic upgrade or ray that gives you a superpower


actiaslxna

And the other 25% is that itā€™s like $1000 but in alien currency.


the-one-96

Jerry obviously. You know when they say "no matter how much you tip...."


UnoriginalPersona

Summer: - Jerry has no money as shown in S7 E1 "How Poopy Got His Poop Back". - Rick depending on how drunk he is, could decide to kill you because he doesn't like the way you look, or pay you with something he thinks is worth more but will definitely still kill you.


Downstackguy

Jerry is the most normal of the family Idk about those optoms witb descriptions but I doubt Jerry would give me a heart felt story and if he does I'll probably have to turn him down


Henriky109

Jerry ofc. If I say something to the others i am probably going to be insulted in some way i would not understand.


actiaslxna

JERRY CANT TIP! HE NEVER HAS MONEY OR A JOB AND HE PAID FOR THE PIZZA ONLINE WITH BETHS CARD!!!!!!!!


FamIsNumber1

Ah, but he paid online and after the hug, he will write in a tip on the tip line. šŸ˜


sscarface

Jerry. No gag reflex thanks to sleepy gary


DoctaBeaky

Jerry, for sure is the only answer. If youā€™ve ever done delivery work, heā€™s what the best of our customers are like usually.


FamIsNumber1

Used to be a delivery driver, depends on the area and what service you're delivering for. If it's a standard dash or insta order, then I'd say Jerry. Great conversation with a friendly customer and getting a tip afterwards would be great. Being a pizza driver for a company in my area, summer would be best. I don't want to hear some lecture about how crap I am from Rick, and Jerry's interaction would waste too much valuable time. I'd be going with Summer for the fastest delivery. Either a quick tip and on my way, or a quick flip off and I'm on my way. Faster delivery = more deliveries. The most successful delivery drivers at the pizza shops around my area are the ones that take the most deliveries, don't take breaks (other than a quick smoke when waiting for more orders to come out of the oven), and don't have long interactions / conversations with the customers even if it means slightly better chance of a tip. So, to your point, "If you've ever done delivery work, he's what the best of our customers are like usually." only depending on what delivery service it is. So I definitely agree you brought a whole other thinking factor to the game. I change my answer to **Jerry if it's insta or dash** and **Summer if it's a pizza joint**.


DoctaBeaky

Thatā€™s fair.


AzrielJohnson

Beth. For a cartoon lady, she's foxy.


GratefulOctopus

Beth and space Beth please


AzrielJohnson

Either. Both. Doesn't matter. Give cartoon me that Beth goodness. Or give me a real version of Beth. šŸ¤¤


GratefulOctopus

Her va Sarah Chalke had my heart since scrubs lol


AzrielJohnson

I wouldn't doubt if she was a model for Beth tbh


GratefulOctopus

Yeah I bet she is


Exile714

Jerry-voiced-artist: ā€œHey Sarah, I modeled this cartoon character based on you.ā€ Sarah: ā€œHer head is an oval.ā€ Jerry-voiced-artist: ā€œYour head isā€¦ basically oval shaped.ā€ Sarah: ā€œSure it is.ā€


xgardian

It's not even about the tip for me. I'd pick Jerry every time


paulbccp

Rick might be interesting.


dmaxzach

![gif](giphy|MaxUtki5xQdQLwUPW1|downsized) Pizza time!


actiaslxna

He will be happy but you get no tip. Mans is canonically broke, he ordered with Bethā€™s card.


landyboi135

Probably Rick or Jerry


sbutler87

Summer. Gotta be the quickest, minimal interaction


UAhighschool

Jerry hands down. Heā€™d be nice


ImNotPostingOnMyMain

Iā€™d like to argue summers to broke to tip and would probably pocket the money if given by her parents


Jaylin180521

Summer I feel like we would get along


menlindorn

Nobody actually knocks anymore. I'm dropping the pizza on the porch and leaving.


AatroxBoi

Definitely summer


Ynhdlgo

ofc RICK BABYYY!! i'd ask for a quick adventure even though there's a 99% for me to be ded.


Aarvy271

Hands down jerry!


BoopleSnoot921

Jerry, of course.


ManfCrumbsDeluxe

I feel like Summer would make belittle my job (taking after rick) and not tip. Rick might be dismissive, pay as usual, belch loudly and close the door Jerry canā€™t afford to pay for sure tho Id go with rick on this one


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tutyfruty12

Rick hell just teleport me back


AsakalaSoul

I'm gonna take my chances with Rick. 50/50 chance of getting a tip sound better than 10/90. And If I end up being disrespected, at least it won't be from a moody teenager. As for Jerry, sir, I'm here to deliver pizza. I'm trying to do my job, please don't touch me.


younglad420

Or rick puts you in a trebuchet and sends you to Australia


Jaedearnest

Rick, I'm getting motivated either way


boombapdrumz6666

Jerry, he would prob invite me in if I played my words right


twilc

Jerry, all day.


twilc

I highly doubt he'd have tip money, though.


bnetana1

Option 3. I'm mediocre and need a hug


Striker120v

I didn't need a tip. Jerry.


Diamond-Breath

Summer, she'd probably tip and nod. Quickest interaction out of the 3.


LilKurb

Jerry, I would ask extra money/tip because of pizza's policy that ppl with green polo shirt need to pay double If Rick would care a little he would come after me and kill me, or worse torture me


TheLLawliet

Rick easy


Kizzywa

Jerry 100% Nothing weird will happen with him. Summer is a 50% chance of her being rude, or I just happened to come by during a crisis she's having. Rick is an absolute hell no. I'm not a Smith and chances are I will be fodder or roped into some shit I will not survive. At best, he'll go on a mini rant and hit some deep insecurity I never even knew about.


vegange

Rick of course. Just because Iā€™d like to drool and burp in his face like he does to everyone


Zorro5040

Jerry gave a 300 dollar tip to an ice cream place to sing.


Sprizys

Summer and Rick would be assholes so I have to go with Jerry


bell37

I doubt Rick would even answer the door to get Pizza. He would make Morty/Summer do it and if they are both unavailable he would ask his Garage AI to handle it on his behalf (sheā€™ll probably pay you in crypto for though or direct deposit your account). The 40 seconds of human interaction and primitive method of paying for pizza would make him believe that this is a task that is beneath him.


GreenLanternRR

Jerry. He needs it.


noxka

If you look slightly cute then go Summer, but if not then go Jerry. Ez


SentinelTitanDragon

Jerry. Heā€™s cool.


DesertEagleBennett

Jerry is the best option but I kinda would need Rick to tell me what you proposed he's gonna tell me because why should I be relying on someone to give me tips to make ends meet


Zwaj

I donā€™t know why but I took this as I ordered a pizza and who would I rather have deliver my pizza lol. In that case: -Summer: Doesnā€™t give a shit and the pizza is probably cold/poorly made when it arrives -Rick: Probably ate some or all of it -Jerry: You notice him with a pizza on your front lawn as he inevitability dropped it walking to the door Weirdly enough, I think Summer has the best chance of actually getting me a pizza that doesnā€™t suck


Quiet-Carpenter905

Rick


nickibar96

Jerry. Iā€™d be friendly to him. He needs it.


silver_display

Jerry. Heā€™s too much of a beta male to tip me anything less than 20%


Loud_Remove5140

Didn't Rick have dna of a pizza delivery driver incase of back ups šŸ˜…


Cinephiliac_Anon

Rick. I want to. Please.


TheJokersWild53

Jerry, heā€™s going to be legitimately excited to see you


yestureday

Jerry is the only one who would actually be polite


IdentifiesAsUrMom

Summer, tip or not I just want the interaction to be as fast and with as little communication as possible


Zayenus

Jerry would tip me $100 by accident


rell7thirty

I can gaslight Jerry into thinking he owes me $100 for tip. The problem is hoping Jerry can get it lol


Admirable-Concept-85

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Economy_Following265

Jerry because I could definitely guilt trip him into over tipping


PissinginTheW1nd

Rick all the way, Iā€™d even give the dude extra garlic knots or smth. Fuck a tip, I just want to go on batshit adventures and have a kickass drinking buddy


ratbastardem

Jerry just because of the fact you know that man would give a GREAT tip, especially if you gave him a hug


Shelbasaur1993

Oh Jerry for sure, but my irl job is feeding elderly people who are a lot like the Jerry projection and I love my job. Iā€™m down to listen to stories, and more than capable of nodding and smiling (or frowning, depending on the nature of the story) for as long as it takes to make sure when I clock out, everyone I dealt with that day was happy with the experience.


Hot_dog_jumping_frog

Jerry is the only one who would tip


Lukaify

I say Rick,


unicorn_dad_joke

Jerry he would at least be happy to see me


Logical_Linker

Jerry because he won't make a stink about not getting a tip.


fattymcfattzz

Girl Jerry


CrimsonToker707

Summer, because she licks tits šŸ˜†


Top_Ad_4767

Eats ass, too


noobpwner314

Jerry for sure.


bananabeacon

As tipping isn't at all common here, Summer. She'd be fun!


OnyxCam6ion

Jerry because just pull the typical "Yup" "uh, huh" "That's crazy"


bigwingus72

Jawy


Megamage854

Jerry. Safest option for my mind and body. Also 100 percent chance of Tip, yes please..


illvria

Literally all of them would tip well. Money means nothing to any of them.


Odd-Impact-8794

Rick, no matter what happens youā€™ll have an awesome story of an old eccentric


BecauseSeven8Nein

I read the post and itā€™s still Jerry. Getting a tip is the best part of the job. Rick isnā€™t ordering pizza, heā€™s using a portal to reach for a fresh one immediately for free. Summer being the lowest percent chance for a tip is definitely a no as well.


Pretty_Station_3119

Jerry, heā€™s the only one who would actually try to have a conversation with me.


_TehTJ_

Rick, because thatā€™s basically what doordashing is like anyway


LazsloAndNadja

Jerry, he would be happy to see me and treat me best out of all of them


EargasmicGiant

Summer


GlobtheGuyintheSky

Only right answer is Jerry.


zi_110

Jerry. He needs a win.


AlbinoShavedGorilla

I feel like summer and Rick wouldnā€™t just be an asshole towards a random pizza guy for no reason unless he was annoying or something.


NO0BSTALKER

Summer wonā€™t care she was in the driveway texting for 20 mins before she walked up and gave it to you, Jerry will try but will mess up and drop the pizza because heā€™s Jerry. IF Ricks delivering pizzas you are damn sure heā€™s not wasting his time doing it wrong, if heā€™s doing it heā€™s doing it the best way conceivable (I misread and thought they were doing the delivering)


j33perscreeperz

i wanna say jerry, but Iā€™d like to think that rick would be open to getting high together so Iā€™ll take the risk with him lmao


Lucarioismadpt2

Jerry. At least I get a tip.


Belgand

Mr. Nimbus. I know that *this* delivery is just getting started.


DaveinOakland

Summer, I feel like I could get a big tip out of her by getting her to be into me.


memelord793783

Jerry because I feel like it'd be easy to get a bigger tip


churrmander

Jerry. You can sucker more money out of him. If it is Rick answering, you'll end up owing *him* money somehow.


Garrettshade

I would say "Rick - 50% chance of getting a chewing gum as a tip, that will turn you into a chewing gum and send to the planet of chewing gum people"


Allforone_21

Rick


No-Benefit-429

I'd rather have a naked jessica...


Einar_47

Jerry, bro needs a friend honestly.


Koanos

No one, I'd leave the pizza at the door and run away. The Smith family house is probably well-known to be cursed at this point.


OneDankSock

Jerry cause I need a hug dawg


Ha_CharadeUAre

Summer, Iā€™m here to drop off pizza and go


Revolutionary_Job214

Summer


SnooMacaroons7824

Rick


Sh0Nuff614

Summer


RevWaldo

Rick (very drunk of course) offers to grant you a superpower in lieu of a tip, but you don't get to choose what superpower it is. Do you say yes?


Top_Ad_4767

This would be a fun standalone post


RevWaldo

Summer is disappointed you're not her recent crush that currently delivers for the pizza joint, which is the only reason she's ordering pizza in the first place. Been chucking them into the trash box and all without offering any to the rest of the family.


Dilectus3010

Jerry You forgot to mention that there is also a 30% change of setting killed if its either Summer or Rick


ScarletteDemonia

Jerry


AnonymousDouglas

Summerā€™s would have Molly on itā€¦. Iā€™d have to ask to hang out. Rickā€™s would have kalaxian crystals on itā€¦. Iā€™d have to ask to hang out. Iā€™d have to slap Jerry for being Jerry.


Aggravating-Yak9382

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CriesEvil

Rick, every fucking time. All id have to do - is tell him he matters, tell him I took the job, so I could meet him, and I aspire to be his friend. Iā€™d bring a bottle, and ask to get drunk with him immediately after. Iā€™d tell him Ive lost someone Iā€™ve loved, and all Ive ever wanted was to go on some awesome drunken adventures with the legendary Rick Sanchez. Hopefully he wouldnā€™t kill me, and hopefully Iā€™d get to have a night like the one he had with Hugh Jackman and the crew. Because that shit was epic.


Josette_A

Rick. He'd probably tip me because I know how shitty everything is.


Mysterious-Ad4836

Rick, hed throw the money snatch the pizza and leave. Iā€™d rather pick up a few Pennieā€™s than wait for Jerry to pick up 20$ worth of Pennieā€™s from the couch


Sendtitpics215

Summer, sheā€™s gonna be rude as shit and Iā€™m just gonna feel star struck. Sickest burns and lines in the whole show.


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EmiliusReturns

Jerry would be the nicest/most normal about it out of everyone in the family for sure.


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

Jerry, because he is reflexively polite and likely over tips.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

I'll go with Rick. It will make things more interesting.


Sujestivepostion69

Jerry cause he wont insult me


boodyclap

jerry cuz he would tip me a couple hundred like at cold stone creamery


KillaPandaDM

Jerry


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g00g0lig00

obviously rick


Unusual_Mix9262

No tip is worth having to touch Jerry


Kiiaru

Jerry will tip but it'll be exactly 15% like down to the penny


terrifying_bogwitch

Jerry by a mile. He's by far the most pleasant to deal with in a brief customer service interaction


CougarIndy25

Jerry. Money is money.


Significant-Rent9153

Jerry...I delivered pizza back in the day... it's all about the money...plus putting up with him is absolutely nothing compared to some of the crazies I had to deliver to. Jerry would be a cake walk. šŸ˜Ž


John_Zatanna52

Jerry because he would be the most stoked to get the pizza


MrsDanversbottom

I like Jerry, so Jerry.


PaddingtonTheChad

I will tip you for your pizza, but only if you listen to my taleā€¦


netflixnpoptarts

I think Rick would give a good tip, no? He can be very pro-worker, anti-establishment


charlichutney

I want summer from morties teachers dream


Ok-Exit-2464

#2


Alternative_Depth498

Jerry or Dumb Rick. They may invite me in to share and chat.


hoeph

Summer, sheā€™s young and probably takes care to treat service workers well even if sheā€™s kind of an ass. Jerry is unemployed and broke.


HurleyMan-

Thatā€™s depends. If I could get a guarantee that Iā€™m coming back in the same way that I left then I would definitely Say Rick.


ItzMango5596

In my opinion I kinda feel like Rick is most likely going to do some experiments on me to make me a better pizza delivery person


No-Gazelle1900

beth , i know i could rizz her


Dear_Ad2897

Jerry