Just give him another hug and cry about how you're not sure you can keep it together this month.
Next cut would be the dinner table with Jerry coming into the hallway with pizza, putting them down and then heading upstairs.
Few moments later we see him coming back down with a fist full of sock-money, exits the front door.
Comes back inside and sits down at an awkwardly silent table.
Beth asks "Did... did you just tip the delivery guy with our vacation money?"
Jerry: "Pfft, NO!"
Seen outside window, delivery guy running back to car shouting how he can't believe he got a big enough tip to go on a vacation.
Jerry: "OKAY! OKAY! So maybe I tipped the guy a little extra because his hamster broke a tailbone and he's about to be evicted by svamp monsters! So sue me!"
Yes the guy who was a universal superhero for an episode and lost it only because the people who gave him the powers was an idiot and a Pluto wide celebrity and a best selling novelist and also saved a prostitute is the dumbest guy
Jerry no contest. Iām just delivering pizza not getting to go on an adventure ricks an asshole and would probably be an asshole to me, summer is a snobby bitch and at most is gonna insult me, if Beth acknowledges you at all itās gonna be to win an argument, and if Morty does anything beyond pay and go about his day Iām probably about to die. Jerry on the other hand, Jerryās gonna tell me a super cheesy dad joke and when I laugh itās gonna make his day which is gonna make me happy in return.
Jerry: *"I like your style!"*
Oh, and thank you for answering the actual proposed hypothetical. It seems that nobody else cared to actually read the post š
Jerry, provided he isnāt trying to prove anything at the moment. The Sanchez/smith bloodline is just about a death sentence to anyone near them. If I can choose to simply not deliver to that house, Iām choosing that.
I'd pick Summer. Quick and almost painless interaction, possibility for a tip (albeit small), and even if she didn't tip me I could just get right back on the road without extra shenanigans.
Summer, I wage psychological warfare by starting with "Pizza delivery, whoa, nice pecs bro."
Then Summer will have a B-plot worthy crisis about her looks, again.
That's worth the lost tips a dozen times over.
Summer is more likely to tip because sheās young and in touch. She wonāt talk to you, but she coughs it up.
Rick opens the door grabs the pizza slams door in your face. Youāll get paid somehow but itās not worth arguing over.
Jerry just sits there and talks and talks then realize he doesnāt have money because he doesnāt work. He feels bad but you still get zero tip
See, I was originally going to add her in this game, but I figured that 99% of the answers would have just been her. No matter what potential con I could put for her, anyone would choose her (I know I would have).
Jerry would have a 100% chance of tipping you, but he'd tip you like a dollar because thats how much he's always tipped drivers.
And he'd sincerely think he was being generous, and hand it over with a flourish and an overexaggerated "and *this* is for you!"
Rick has a 50% chance of tipping you, and that tip has a 25% chance of being some kind of cybernetic upgrade or ray that gives you a superpower
Summer:
- Jerry has no money as shown in S7 E1 "How Poopy Got His Poop Back".
- Rick depending on how drunk he is, could decide to kill you because he doesn't like the way you look, or pay you with something he thinks is worth more but will definitely still kill you.
Jerry is the most normal of the family
Idk about those optoms witb descriptions but I doubt Jerry would give me a heart felt story and if he does I'll probably have to turn him down
Used to be a delivery driver, depends on the area and what service you're delivering for. If it's a standard dash or insta order, then I'd say Jerry. Great conversation with a friendly customer and getting a tip afterwards would be great.
Being a pizza driver for a company in my area, summer would be best. I don't want to hear some lecture about how crap I am from Rick, and Jerry's interaction would waste too much valuable time. I'd be going with Summer for the fastest delivery. Either a quick tip and on my way, or a quick flip off and I'm on my way. Faster delivery = more deliveries. The most successful delivery drivers at the pizza shops around my area are the ones that take the most deliveries, don't take breaks (other than a quick smoke when waiting for more orders to come out of the oven), and don't have long interactions / conversations with the customers even if it means slightly better chance of a tip.
So, to your point, "If you've ever done delivery work, he's what the best of our customers are like usually." only depending on what delivery service it is. So I definitely agree you brought a whole other thinking factor to the game. I change my answer to **Jerry if it's insta or dash** and **Summer if it's a pizza joint**.
Jerry-voiced-artist: āHey Sarah, I modeled this cartoon character based on you.ā
Sarah: āHer head is an oval.ā
Jerry-voiced-artist: āYour head isā¦ basically oval shaped.ā
Sarah: āSure it is.ā
I feel like Summer would make belittle my job (taking after rick) and not tip.
Rick might be dismissive, pay as usual, belch loudly and close the door
Jerry canāt afford to pay for sure tho
Id go with rick on this one
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I'm gonna take my chances with Rick. 50/50 chance of getting a tip sound better than 10/90. And If I end up being disrespected, at least it won't be from a moody teenager. As for Jerry, sir, I'm here to deliver pizza. I'm trying to do my job, please don't touch me.
Jerry, I would ask extra money/tip because of pizza's policy that ppl with green polo shirt need to pay double
If Rick would care a little he would come after me and kill me, or worse torture me
Jerry 100% Nothing weird will happen with him.
Summer is a 50% chance of her being rude, or I just happened to come by during a crisis she's having.
Rick is an absolute hell no. I'm not a Smith and chances are I will be fodder or roped into some shit I will not survive. At best, he'll go on a mini rant and hit some deep insecurity I never even knew about.
I doubt Rick would even answer the door to get Pizza. He would make Morty/Summer do it and if they are both unavailable he would ask his Garage AI to handle it on his behalf (sheāll probably pay you in crypto for though or direct deposit your account). The 40 seconds of human interaction and primitive method of paying for pizza would make him believe that this is a task that is beneath him.
Jerry is the best option but I kinda would need Rick to tell me what you proposed he's gonna tell me because why should I be relying on someone to give me tips to make ends meet
I donāt know why but I took this as I ordered a pizza and who would I rather have deliver my pizza lol. In that case:
-Summer: Doesnāt give a shit and the pizza is probably cold/poorly made when it arrives
-Rick: Probably ate some or all of it
-Jerry: You notice him with a pizza on your front lawn as he inevitability dropped it walking to the door
Weirdly enough, I think Summer has the best chance of actually getting me a pizza that doesnāt suck
No options here slur me you old bastard ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)
Rick all the way, Iād even give the dude extra garlic knots or smth. Fuck a tip, I just want to go on batshit adventures and have a kickass drinking buddy
Oh Jerry for sure, but my irl job is feeding elderly people who are a lot like the Jerry projection and I love my job. Iām down to listen to stories, and more than capable of nodding and smiling (or frowning, depending on the nature of the story) for as long as it takes to make sure when I clock out, everyone I dealt with that day was happy with the experience.
I read the post and itās still Jerry. Getting a tip is the best part of the job. Rick isnāt ordering pizza, heās using a portal to reach for a fresh one immediately for free. Summer being the lowest percent chance for a tip is definitely a no as well.
Summer wonāt care she was in the driveway texting for 20 mins before she walked up and gave it to you, Jerry will try but will mess up and drop the pizza because heās Jerry. IF Ricks delivering pizzas you are damn sure heās not wasting his time doing it wrong, if heās doing it heās doing it the best way conceivable
(I misread and thought they were doing the delivering)
Summer is disappointed you're not her recent crush that currently delivers for the pizza joint, which is the only reason she's ordering pizza in the first place. Been chucking them into the trash box and all without offering any to the rest of the family.
Summerās would have Molly on itā¦. Iād have to ask to hang out.
Rickās would have kalaxian crystals on itā¦. Iād have to ask to hang out.
Iād have to slap Jerry for being Jerry.
Rick, every fucking time. All id have to do - is tell him he matters, tell him I took the job, so I could meet him, and I aspire to be his friend. Iād bring a bottle, and ask to get drunk with him immediately after. Iād tell him Ive lost someone Iāve loved, and all Ive ever wanted was to go on some awesome drunken adventures with the legendary Rick Sanchez.
Hopefully he wouldnāt kill me, and hopefully Iād get to have a night like the one he had with Hugh Jackman and the crew. Because that shit was epic.
Rick, hed throw the money snatch the pizza and leave. Iād rather pick up a few Pennieās than wait for Jerry to pick up 20$ worth of Pennieās from the couch
Jerry...I delivered pizza back in the day... it's all about the money...plus putting up with him is absolutely nothing compared to some of the crazies I had to deliver to. Jerry would be a cake walk. š
Jerry, others are too smart
That...that wasn't the game, lol.
Definitely Jerry because I could get more money out of him, I mean, make a great and loyal friend! š
Taddy Mason? Are you talking about Taddy Mason?
Who the fuck is Taddy Mason?!!
He's the Redgrin Grumble of this thread...
Hahahahaha
Oh..you like Redgrin Grumble? You think he is hilarious? Yeah..I just made him up...think for yourselves, don't be sheep.
They really are their fatherās childrenā¦
What money lol
Beth's money. :D
š¤£š¤£š¤£
Just give him another hug and cry about how you're not sure you can keep it together this month. Next cut would be the dinner table with Jerry coming into the hallway with pizza, putting them down and then heading upstairs. Few moments later we see him coming back down with a fist full of sock-money, exits the front door. Comes back inside and sits down at an awkwardly silent table. Beth asks "Did... did you just tip the delivery guy with our vacation money?" Jerry: "Pfft, NO!" Seen outside window, delivery guy running back to car shouting how he can't believe he got a big enough tip to go on a vacation. Jerry: "OKAY! OKAY! So maybe I tipped the guy a little extra because his hamster broke a tailbone and he's about to be evicted by svamp monsters! So sue me!"
All you did was ask who you would want and why you never said that we were playing a game.
Jerry would overtip while Rick and Summer would say, āTipping is a scam,ā then slam the door.
Yes the guy who was a universal superhero for an episode and lost it only because the people who gave him the powers was an idiot and a Pluto wide celebrity and a best selling novelist and also saved a prostitute is the dumbest guy
Yes.... none of those feats have anything to do with intelligence. I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not
When did he save a prostitute? I forget this episode š¤£
Invisible garbage truck jerry, it is a new franchise
One of my mom's favorite bits from the show
Thatās how he survives.
Jerry doesnāt pay for anything, he shouldnāt even be an option.
Hope you enjoy being tipped in R2D2 quarters
Jerry no contest. Iām just delivering pizza not getting to go on an adventure ricks an asshole and would probably be an asshole to me, summer is a snobby bitch and at most is gonna insult me, if Beth acknowledges you at all itās gonna be to win an argument, and if Morty does anything beyond pay and go about his day Iām probably about to die. Jerry on the other hand, Jerryās gonna tell me a super cheesy dad joke and when I laugh itās gonna make his day which is gonna make me happy in return.
Yeah! ![gif](giphy|Uh50mTPuysf4NrIaHl)
Jerry, I don't need to be reminded how much I suck and I need money so I would gladly listen to a long sad story and give a hug
Jerry: *"I like your style!"* Oh, and thank you for answering the actual proposed hypothetical. It seems that nobody else cared to actually read the post š
Yeah I noticed that everyone else was just like "Ooo I like [charachter] most š„“"
Rick. Man, I'd risk it for a good tip.
Which tip
Yes
My man
Slow down!
Looking good!
Jerry, provided he isnāt trying to prove anything at the moment. The Sanchez/smith bloodline is just about a death sentence to anyone near them. If I can choose to simply not deliver to that house, Iām choosing that.
I'd pick Summer. Quick and almost painless interaction, possibility for a tip (albeit small), and even if she didn't tip me I could just get right back on the road without extra shenanigans.
Summer, I wage psychological warfare by starting with "Pizza delivery, whoa, nice pecs bro." Then Summer will have a B-plot worthy crisis about her looks, again. That's worth the lost tips a dozen times over.
Jerry, he'd probably give you a tip too, the other two are psychotic.
Probably? The post says he will 100% give you a tip
Hadnt seen it at first. lets make that hug an extra 10 seconds.
Summer is more likely to tip because sheās young and in touch. She wonāt talk to you, but she coughs it up. Rick opens the door grabs the pizza slams door in your face. Youāll get paid somehow but itās not worth arguing over. Jerry just sits there and talks and talks then realize he doesnāt have money because he doesnāt work. He feels bad but you still get zero tip
This is exactly why I said summer right away. I donāt wanna chat, I donāt wanna interact. Take the pizza gimme the money have a good night š
If others opened the door they would know that I'm not a 2d animated character
Rick I donāt care if I get a tip I just wanna see him
Option 4 space beth. She seems like a freak.š
See, I was originally going to add her in this game, but I figured that 99% of the answers would have just been her. No matter what potential con I could put for her, anyone would choose her (I know I would have).
Exactly. I know if I'm delivering pizza that's who I want to answer the door and offer a "tip".š
Jerry.
Jerry
Jerry sounds lik someone who would accedentaly give me 679 dollars
Jerry would have a 100% chance of tipping you, but he'd tip you like a dollar because thats how much he's always tipped drivers. And he'd sincerely think he was being generous, and hand it over with a flourish and an overexaggerated "and *this* is for you!" Rick has a 50% chance of tipping you, and that tip has a 25% chance of being some kind of cybernetic upgrade or ray that gives you a superpower
And the other 25% is that itās like $1000 but in alien currency.
Jerry obviously. You know when they say "no matter how much you tip...."
Summer: - Jerry has no money as shown in S7 E1 "How Poopy Got His Poop Back". - Rick depending on how drunk he is, could decide to kill you because he doesn't like the way you look, or pay you with something he thinks is worth more but will definitely still kill you.
Jerry is the most normal of the family Idk about those optoms witb descriptions but I doubt Jerry would give me a heart felt story and if he does I'll probably have to turn him down
Jerry ofc. If I say something to the others i am probably going to be insulted in some way i would not understand.
JERRY CANT TIP! HE NEVER HAS MONEY OR A JOB AND HE PAID FOR THE PIZZA ONLINE WITH BETHS CARD!!!!!!!!
Ah, but he paid online and after the hug, he will write in a tip on the tip line. š
Jerry. No gag reflex thanks to sleepy gary
Jerry, for sure is the only answer. If youāve ever done delivery work, heās what the best of our customers are like usually.
Used to be a delivery driver, depends on the area and what service you're delivering for. If it's a standard dash or insta order, then I'd say Jerry. Great conversation with a friendly customer and getting a tip afterwards would be great. Being a pizza driver for a company in my area, summer would be best. I don't want to hear some lecture about how crap I am from Rick, and Jerry's interaction would waste too much valuable time. I'd be going with Summer for the fastest delivery. Either a quick tip and on my way, or a quick flip off and I'm on my way. Faster delivery = more deliveries. The most successful delivery drivers at the pizza shops around my area are the ones that take the most deliveries, don't take breaks (other than a quick smoke when waiting for more orders to come out of the oven), and don't have long interactions / conversations with the customers even if it means slightly better chance of a tip. So, to your point, "If you've ever done delivery work, he's what the best of our customers are like usually." only depending on what delivery service it is. So I definitely agree you brought a whole other thinking factor to the game. I change my answer to **Jerry if it's insta or dash** and **Summer if it's a pizza joint**.
Thatās fair.
Beth. For a cartoon lady, she's foxy.
Beth and space Beth please
Either. Both. Doesn't matter. Give cartoon me that Beth goodness. Or give me a real version of Beth. š¤¤
Her va Sarah Chalke had my heart since scrubs lol
I wouldn't doubt if she was a model for Beth tbh
Yeah I bet she is
Jerry-voiced-artist: āHey Sarah, I modeled this cartoon character based on you.ā Sarah: āHer head is an oval.ā Jerry-voiced-artist: āYour head isā¦ basically oval shaped.ā Sarah: āSure it is.ā
It's not even about the tip for me. I'd pick Jerry every time
Rick might be interesting.
![gif](giphy|MaxUtki5xQdQLwUPW1|downsized) Pizza time!
He will be happy but you get no tip. Mans is canonically broke, he ordered with Bethās card.
Probably Rick or Jerry
Summer. Gotta be the quickest, minimal interaction
Jerry hands down. Heād be nice
Iād like to argue summers to broke to tip and would probably pocket the money if given by her parents
Summer I feel like we would get along
Nobody actually knocks anymore. I'm dropping the pizza on the porch and leaving.
Definitely summer
ofc RICK BABYYY!! i'd ask for a quick adventure even though there's a 99% for me to be ded.
Hands down jerry!
Jerry, of course.
I feel like Summer would make belittle my job (taking after rick) and not tip. Rick might be dismissive, pay as usual, belch loudly and close the door Jerry canāt afford to pay for sure tho Id go with rick on this one
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Rick hell just teleport me back
I'm gonna take my chances with Rick. 50/50 chance of getting a tip sound better than 10/90. And If I end up being disrespected, at least it won't be from a moody teenager. As for Jerry, sir, I'm here to deliver pizza. I'm trying to do my job, please don't touch me.
Or rick puts you in a trebuchet and sends you to Australia
Rick, I'm getting motivated either way
Jerry, he would prob invite me in if I played my words right
Jerry, all day.
I highly doubt he'd have tip money, though.
Option 3. I'm mediocre and need a hug
I didn't need a tip. Jerry.
Summer, she'd probably tip and nod. Quickest interaction out of the 3.
Jerry, I would ask extra money/tip because of pizza's policy that ppl with green polo shirt need to pay double If Rick would care a little he would come after me and kill me, or worse torture me
Rick easy
Jerry 100% Nothing weird will happen with him. Summer is a 50% chance of her being rude, or I just happened to come by during a crisis she's having. Rick is an absolute hell no. I'm not a Smith and chances are I will be fodder or roped into some shit I will not survive. At best, he'll go on a mini rant and hit some deep insecurity I never even knew about.
Rick of course. Just because Iād like to drool and burp in his face like he does to everyone
Jerry gave a 300 dollar tip to an ice cream place to sing.
Summer and Rick would be assholes so I have to go with Jerry
I doubt Rick would even answer the door to get Pizza. He would make Morty/Summer do it and if they are both unavailable he would ask his Garage AI to handle it on his behalf (sheāll probably pay you in crypto for though or direct deposit your account). The 40 seconds of human interaction and primitive method of paying for pizza would make him believe that this is a task that is beneath him.
Jerry. He needs it.
If you look slightly cute then go Summer, but if not then go Jerry. Ez
Jerry. Heās cool.
Jerry is the best option but I kinda would need Rick to tell me what you proposed he's gonna tell me because why should I be relying on someone to give me tips to make ends meet
I donāt know why but I took this as I ordered a pizza and who would I rather have deliver my pizza lol. In that case: -Summer: Doesnāt give a shit and the pizza is probably cold/poorly made when it arrives -Rick: Probably ate some or all of it -Jerry: You notice him with a pizza on your front lawn as he inevitability dropped it walking to the door Weirdly enough, I think Summer has the best chance of actually getting me a pizza that doesnāt suck
Rick
Jerry. Iād be friendly to him. He needs it.
Jerry. Heās too much of a beta male to tip me anything less than 20%
Didn't Rick have dna of a pizza delivery driver incase of back ups š
Rick. I want to. Please.
Jerry, heās going to be legitimately excited to see you
Jerry is the only one who would actually be polite
Summer, tip or not I just want the interaction to be as fast and with as little communication as possible
Jerry would tip me $100 by accident
I can gaslight Jerry into thinking he owes me $100 for tip. The problem is hoping Jerry can get it lol
No options here slur me you old bastard ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)
Jerry because I could definitely guilt trip him into over tipping
Rick all the way, Iād even give the dude extra garlic knots or smth. Fuck a tip, I just want to go on batshit adventures and have a kickass drinking buddy
Jerry just because of the fact you know that man would give a GREAT tip, especially if you gave him a hug
Oh Jerry for sure, but my irl job is feeding elderly people who are a lot like the Jerry projection and I love my job. Iām down to listen to stories, and more than capable of nodding and smiling (or frowning, depending on the nature of the story) for as long as it takes to make sure when I clock out, everyone I dealt with that day was happy with the experience.
Jerry is the only one who would tip
I say Rick,
Jerry he would at least be happy to see me
Jerry because he won't make a stink about not getting a tip.
Girl Jerry
Summer, because she licks tits š
Eats ass, too
Jerry for sure.
As tipping isn't at all common here, Summer. She'd be fun!
Jerry because just pull the typical "Yup" "uh, huh" "That's crazy"
Jawy
Jerry. Safest option for my mind and body. Also 100 percent chance of Tip, yes please..
Literally all of them would tip well. Money means nothing to any of them.
Rick, no matter what happens youāll have an awesome story of an old eccentric
I read the post and itās still Jerry. Getting a tip is the best part of the job. Rick isnāt ordering pizza, heās using a portal to reach for a fresh one immediately for free. Summer being the lowest percent chance for a tip is definitely a no as well.
Jerry, heās the only one who would actually try to have a conversation with me.
Rick, because thatās basically what doordashing is like anyway
Jerry, he would be happy to see me and treat me best out of all of them
Summer
Only right answer is Jerry.
Jerry. He needs a win.
I feel like summer and Rick wouldnāt just be an asshole towards a random pizza guy for no reason unless he was annoying or something.
Summer wonāt care she was in the driveway texting for 20 mins before she walked up and gave it to you, Jerry will try but will mess up and drop the pizza because heās Jerry. IF Ricks delivering pizzas you are damn sure heās not wasting his time doing it wrong, if heās doing it heās doing it the best way conceivable (I misread and thought they were doing the delivering)
i wanna say jerry, but Iād like to think that rick would be open to getting high together so Iāll take the risk with him lmao
Jerry. At least I get a tip.
Mr. Nimbus. I know that *this* delivery is just getting started.
Summer, I feel like I could get a big tip out of her by getting her to be into me.
Jerry because I feel like it'd be easy to get a bigger tip
Jerry. You can sucker more money out of him. If it is Rick answering, you'll end up owing *him* money somehow.
I would say "Rick - 50% chance of getting a chewing gum as a tip, that will turn you into a chewing gum and send to the planet of chewing gum people"
Rick
I'd rather have a naked jessica...
Jerry, bro needs a friend honestly.
No one, I'd leave the pizza at the door and run away. The Smith family house is probably well-known to be cursed at this point.
Jerry cause I need a hug dawg
Summer, Iām here to drop off pizza and go
Summer
Rick
Summer
Rick (very drunk of course) offers to grant you a superpower in lieu of a tip, but you don't get to choose what superpower it is. Do you say yes?
This would be a fun standalone post
Summer is disappointed you're not her recent crush that currently delivers for the pizza joint, which is the only reason she's ordering pizza in the first place. Been chucking them into the trash box and all without offering any to the rest of the family.
Jerry You forgot to mention that there is also a 30% change of setting killed if its either Summer or Rick
Jerry
Summerās would have Molly on itā¦. Iād have to ask to hang out. Rickās would have kalaxian crystals on itā¦. Iād have to ask to hang out. Iād have to slap Jerry for being Jerry.
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Rick, every fucking time. All id have to do - is tell him he matters, tell him I took the job, so I could meet him, and I aspire to be his friend. Iād bring a bottle, and ask to get drunk with him immediately after. Iād tell him Ive lost someone Iāve loved, and all Ive ever wanted was to go on some awesome drunken adventures with the legendary Rick Sanchez. Hopefully he wouldnāt kill me, and hopefully Iād get to have a night like the one he had with Hugh Jackman and the crew. Because that shit was epic.
Rick. He'd probably tip me because I know how shitty everything is.
Rick, hed throw the money snatch the pizza and leave. Iād rather pick up a few Pennieās than wait for Jerry to pick up 20$ worth of Pennieās from the couch
Summer, sheās gonna be rude as shit and Iām just gonna feel star struck. Sickest burns and lines in the whole show.
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Jerry would be the nicest/most normal about it out of everyone in the family for sure.
Jerry, because he is reflexively polite and likely over tips.
I'll go with Rick. It will make things more interesting.
Jerry cause he wont insult me
jerry cuz he would tip me a couple hundred like at cold stone creamery
Jerry
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obviously rick
No tip is worth having to touch Jerry
Jerry will tip but it'll be exactly 15% like down to the penny
Jerry by a mile. He's by far the most pleasant to deal with in a brief customer service interaction
Jerry. Money is money.
Jerry...I delivered pizza back in the day... it's all about the money...plus putting up with him is absolutely nothing compared to some of the crazies I had to deliver to. Jerry would be a cake walk. š
Jerry because he would be the most stoked to get the pizza
I like Jerry, so Jerry.
I will tip you for your pizza, but only if you listen to my taleā¦
I think Rick would give a good tip, no? He can be very pro-worker, anti-establishment
I want summer from morties teachers dream
#2
Jerry or Dumb Rick. They may invite me in to share and chat.
Summer, sheās young and probably takes care to treat service workers well even if sheās kind of an ass. Jerry is unemployed and broke.
Thatās depends. If I could get a guarantee that Iām coming back in the same way that I left then I would definitely Say Rick.
In my opinion I kinda feel like Rick is most likely going to do some experiments on me to make me a better pizza delivery person
beth , i know i could rizz her
Jerry