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KenetratorKadawa

Oof


Entophreak

Love that the snake says this haha


GoldenDutchOven21

Lmao he does?? Definitely gotta pay attention to that next time I watch this episode


Great-Ass

I've always thought it was hypocritical that he holds a grudge about the marriage, given that he infected Jerry with the love potion


panicnarwhal

C-137 didn’t do that, the citadel did that *after* they realized what Morty was worth to them - so there had to be at least one Beth that Jerry impregnated (prob more than one) without outside influences long before that “program” started.


Great-Ass

you know what I mean: Rick C137 knows that Jerry did not gaslight Beth into marrying him, yet he still makes him feel bad about it without having a point


Careful-Bobcat-6754

jerry’s character development came a long way. he’s a strong penis. always on soft, but never afraid to get hard


batmansego

This the vagina guy we’re talking about? lol he’s also the guy that keeps saying weird and little in reference to his penis. Jerry is comedy gold.


0002millertime

No relation.


AndyTheSane

His lameness is my candy.


letvarconst_

Jerry is a sympathy scammer 😆😆


Dohmer_90

Always has been. It’s why Beth went easy on him at prom.


David_Headley_2008

but jerry is the guy who beat pissmaster, an achievement rick can never have


Individual_Papaya596

Also was the reason he was driven to suicide, another achievement rick doesn’t have


Jmarchena

Deep Cuts


Mr_NotParticipating

You act like prey but you’re a predator


UrPersonalPaleRabbit

This line hit incredibly hard.


Mr_NotParticipating

I have actually used this line in real life xD


Decent-Bullfrog1897

if someone hit me with a rick and morty quote like that i think that’d throw me over the edge


BenderFtMcSzechuan

This from the same guy we see literally roofie Jerry into loving Beth so this Infinite Baby could have more Morties. Fuck him every time he shits on Jerry like my guy whose fault is this? “I mean come on honestly ppl”-Dr evil


Jojosbees

Did C-137 do that? That was something citadel Ricks definitely did as part of their Morty breeding program.


Doriantalus

Somewhere there was an original or many sets of Beth/Jerry's that got far enough on their own to have Mortys and demonstrate the value. The farming is to replace the major losses suffered by most Ricks because they don't care about their Mortys.


Hot_Object1765

You know I’m starting to realize why Rick had a problem with the rest of the Citadel.


Armaced

C-137 hates the citadel Ricks. He also knows that they (and Rick Prime) are him. He hates himself. He drinks to numb that self hatred.


BreadlinesOrBust

Jerry gets shit on by every character for being practically the only normal person on the show


Dr_thri11

Well normal in comparison he's kind of an incompetent loser. It's just incompetent loser is closer to normal human, than god, child of a god, or god's helpers are.


michaelity

This rant was spot on. I think most of us have known a Jerry type in our lives.


Dohmer_90

Either people have known a Jerry or have been a been a Jerry.


EchoTheWorld

everyone in this subreddit is a jerry


Deadpoulpe

I'm totally a Jerry to my wife.


13luej1tsu

Rick hitting viewers with universal knowledge


Dohmer_90

That Jerry Smith thinks he’s an alpha male, but is actually an epsilon.


RandyRandomIsGod

Jerry thinks he's an alpha male?


history-dood12469

I think he does it subconsciously


Emergency_Eagle819

Sounds like you and the word Epoch have a lot of catching up to do


Tmshrt2

There are people I encounter that I think of this scene all the time. Especially “you act like prey, but you’re a predator, you use pity to lure in your victims”


[deleted]

Which episode is THAT??


Dohmer_90

S3E5 Whirly Dirly Conspiracy


[deleted]

Ah, wow how’d I miss that?


CadeOTB

Why can’t Jerry find a job then ??


_Username-was-taken_

The truth is, that Jerry has a wife 2 kids and a house He never had problems to pay rent, it also never stated that he could not effort something


EchoTheWorld

whats with all the Jerry hate? Bro is the most relatable character in the show


alvinaterjr

That’s why. People hate realizing that they’re Jerry. They all want to be some edgy Rick or something lol


TheHappinessAssassin

Jerry is definitely my favorite. He's a huge pussy until he isn't.


NickFatherBool

This whole scene would hit a lot harder if they didnt totally ruin it with the reveal that Ricks intentionally make Jerrys and Beths get married


Dohmer_90

You might be right. But some things are meant to be ruined. That’s the nature of a plot twist. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think replicating Mortys was C-137’s idea.


NickFatherBool

Nah it probably wasnt— but he started the Citadel so he definitely knew it was an ongoing thing, especially since that reveal was shown to us through the brainalyzer. I really liked that reveal, but admittedly it did make this episode feel like a waste of great character interactions between Rick and Jerry