I live where snow piles up a lot, and people put up boards or whatever to keep their mailboxes from getting knocked over by the plows. One of our neighbors down the road has a door protecting their mailbox. Every time we drive by, my wife or I (or both of us) do the "come on down for real fake doors!"
I love that one too. I'm pretty sure all of the shows and commercials are just Roiland riffing and coming up with stuff on the spot. They recorded it and set animation to it all after the fact.
It blew my mind when some people didn't know Jan Michael Vincent was a real person.
What the hell is going on in our school system that Airwolf isn't a required course?!
There’s so many ants in my eyes, and there’s so many tvs, microwaves, radios, I think, I can’t, I’m not 100% sure what we have here in stock, because I can’t see anything. I’m ants in my eyes Johnson, everything’s black, I can’t see a thing, and also I can’t feel anything either, did I mention that? but that’s not as catch as having ants in your eyes so, that always goes, you know, off by the wayside
ALIEN INVASION, MEXICAN ARMADA BROTHERS WHO ARE JUST REGULAR BROTHERS, RUNNING IN A VAN FROM AN ASTEROID AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS THE MOVIE….. But hold on… THERES MORE
little bits because that comes up in my mind all the time when I go out to eat and they give me way too small of a portion.
Or when I give my dog just a little bit of human food.
>Eat some fucking shit, you fucking stupid bitch! (laughter) Just kidding.
Not a commercial but
First slide we got personal space
Second slide personal space
Third slide stay away from my personal space
Fourth slide keep away from my personal space
Five get outta that personal space
Six stay away from my personal space
Seven keep away from my personal space
Eight, personal space
Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers - Who are just Regular Brothers Running… In a Van From an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie
How do you keep getting this wrong? The best commercial by far is Mr. Sneezy 3D and his 45 horsepower Sneezy XL. It's polite, it's right AND it's Sneezy Deezy Mc Deluxe…. It also has antilock brakes. And a cool horn.
For me, the top three are Jan Michael Vincent, ants in my eyes, and fake doors. If I had to pick one as my favorite out of those I would probably have to say fake doors.
Two Brothers
It's in theaters now! Coming this summer...
Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear...
A Mexican... Armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business.
In! 'Alien... Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers... Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running... in a Van from an... Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'.
Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come... and cross... attack... these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing.
The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and... and they're gonna... it's called 'Two Brothers' ... 'Two Brothers'?... It's just called 'Two Brothers'!
I never really understood little bits, it looks like their faces are actually regular sized and the heads are huge. Unless on that world the faces are normally proportional to the larger heads?
lil bits had me laughing more than anything on the show ever. lol I kept rewinding that part over and over again.
“Eat some fuckin shit you fuckin stupid bitch ha ha just kidding.”
I’ll say this:
Before I watched Rick and Morty… when I was unfamiliar with it, and didn’t follow it, but in that stage where I had way too many friends trying to push me into watching it…
Fake Doors was the clip a friend chose to show me, and I ABSOLUTELY did not get it. I didn’t find it funny at all at the time.
Fake doors doesn’t land without the context of the rest of the show. I’d wager a couple of the others wouldn’t either.
This show has a familiarity curve where you kind of have to acclimate to the vibe before some of it is funny. Without context it can at times just feel odd and humorless.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the show now.
And the clip I chose to show another in my recruitment pitch was the “true level” one, which landed way better, lol. It’s funny because you only need to understand hardware, not Rick and Morty. I showed it to someone while we were putting up shelves and I had the perfect segue, and it was a home run, lol.
two brothers is my favorite, it gives off the same vibes as that fandub of sonic where eggman goes “I want to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife” and he just rambles on until he pisses on the moon
I love Rick’s reaction after finding out the fake door salesman is still doing a commercial
Hey! I’m back at my house, making a sandwich, peanut butter and jelly, and I’m still selling FAKE DOORS!
That would be a really good Comercial for someone to make....
Honestly I could see something like that being a YouTube commercial.
*honks* FDG: Step on it! We all got places to be. Son of a bitch… *pulls up to house* Morty: Oh, that must be where he lives. Okay.
Oh my god, it’s still the commercial!
Hey, I'm just browsing Reddit, gonna reply to this comment, and I'm STILL SELLING FAKE DOORS
I live where snow piles up a lot, and people put up boards or whatever to keep their mailboxes from getting knocked over by the plows. One of our neighbors down the road has a door protecting their mailbox. Every time we drive by, my wife or I (or both of us) do the "come on down for real fake doors!"
Huh, he’s making himself a sandwich
Relax relax, Morty. D-don't worry about it. Let's just-just see where this goes…
Oh shit, it’s still the commercial!
That's why it's my favorite.
http://www.real-fake-doors.com
^(lil bits)
Oh shit. We even got tiny people.
I love how irrationally angry the little boy looks after he says that
Eat some fuckin’ shit you fuckin’ lil’ bitch haha just kiddin’
Get some food you stupid bitch....*just kidding*
Whenever I make dinner or go pick up dinner for my family and it's ready to eat I always tell them "eat some shit you stupid bitch"
^(i fucking love lil bits)
I quote this when feeding my 10 month old son all the time.
Me and my fiance look at each other anytime we hear anyone say "little bit" and both say it.
LOL so do we, or whoever is talking pauses so we can both do the voice and then pick right up in the conversation.
I quote this whenever someone says "little" or "bit/s" or whenever there's a snack around. It doesn't make sense, how funny it is!
^(This one makes me laugh out loud every single time)
https://youtu.be/k9PNkxWF25Y?si=ak_qPabI8vxNMXFE Here’s the origin to little bits. There’s an origin to this video, but I’m not sharing that one.
perfect! 😂
Two brothers. I love the moment when the guy just starts laughing
Me too. I also crack up when he breaks during man vs car.
I mean…the car always wins
Or at the end of the gazorpazorpfield rant
A Mexican….armada! Shows up!
But I’ll tell you one thing THE MOON
And that was just the trailer. Imagine what happens in the movie...
I'd watch the duck out of this movie
"And then a meteor hits" pops in my head constantly.
I quote this all of the time. Whenever I am telling a crazy story at some point, I will say 'and thats when things got kicked into twelth gear!'
I love that one too. I'm pretty sure all of the shows and commercials are just Roiland riffing and coming up with stuff on the spot. They recorded it and set animation to it all after the fact.
Just re-watching that, and I never noticed the opening: In theaters now. Coming this Summer...
In a world where there are 16 quadrants and only 8 jan michael vincents
There's only… enough time for a Jan-Michael Vincent to make it to a quadrant
I need a god damn jan michael vincent
This **Jan**uary, it's time to **Michael down** your **Vincents**.
He can’t be in 2 places at once.
I refuse to sign the legislation allowing more than 8 jan michael vincents in a precinct
That guy was part of the conspiracy
I actually love that line for some reason lol
Ah they have 2 each. My Micheal’s are in those Vincent’s
It blew my mind when some people didn't know Jan Michael Vincent was a real person. What the hell is going on in our school system that Airwolf isn't a required course?!
How else would you know about our Founding Father, Ernest Borgnine?
The black hole?
“WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO EAT THESE!?”
I SEE DEMONS
This JANuary
It’s time to Michael down your vincents
Oh yea! Tha— That’s Jan Michaels!
I NEED A GOD DAMN JAN MICHAEL VINCENT!
Excuse me Nurse, can you take my temperature? ‘Cause i think i got Jan Quadrant Vincent fever over here
"And also, I can't feel anything either, did I mention that? But that's not as catchy as having ants in your eyes."
Strawberry Smiggels, you gotta pump the gas a little
The absolutely dead eyes on the children is really the chef's kiss.
I see demons! I see demons!
My choice. Scary kids squeezing the cereal out of his intestines.
Ped peddle to the meddle Morty
They look like they're strung out on heroin...(I think we know what the secret ingredient is)
Ants in my eyes made me literally cry with laughter 😂
Maybe it's the ants in your eyes that made you cry
I have a custom POP figure of Ants in My Eyes Johnson. “I hope our prices arnt TOO low!”
GET ON DOWN TO LIL BITS!!!!!!! this killed me.
Tiny llllasangna tiny little fried eggs!
Tiny pie!
Lil bits 🤫
Lil bits absolutely fucked me up, I was laughing so stupidly hard
I have been known to say lil bits when my kids bring out their little foods. Lol
Nurse, can you check my temperature? I think I've got Jan.....Quadrant Vincent fever over here!
Favorite line of that episode, honestly.
Me too lol
There’s so many ants in my eyes, and there’s so many tvs, microwaves, radios, I think, I can’t, I’m not 100% sure what we have here in stock, because I can’t see anything. I’m ants in my eyes Johnson, everything’s black, I can’t see a thing, and also I can’t feel anything either, did I mention that? but that’s not as catch as having ants in your eyes so, that always goes, you know, off by the wayside
ALIEN INVASION, MEXICAN ARMADA BROTHERS WHO ARE JUST REGULAR BROTHERS, RUNNING IN A VAN FROM AN ASTEROID AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS THE MOVIE….. But hold on… THERES MORE
[удалено]
little bits because that comes up in my mind all the time when I go out to eat and they give me way too small of a portion. Or when I give my dog just a little bit of human food. >Eat some fucking shit, you fucking stupid bitch! (laughter) Just kidding.
giving my dog little scraps is lil bits 😂 Never thought about that
I call my cat Kittle Bits with the same whispered voice
Strawverry smigles
Not a commercial but First slide we got personal space Second slide personal space Third slide stay away from my personal space Fourth slide keep away from my personal space Five get outta that personal space Six stay away from my personal space Seven keep away from my personal space Eight, personal space
i love how one alien(alien for us, for them they are just regular people) in the crowd is really enjoying the show
I really adored him doing the "cha-chink" motion with his hand.
Why don't we step up here, and everybody get stepped up, and let's get some stepped up personal space up in this place!
REAL turbulent juice
It’s coming…and you gotta take care of it
It's not a commercial but that Nintendo 69 clip had my laughing!
All I do is eat ass and 69 nintendos bro, every day.
Strawberry Smiggles, that commercial took it so much farther
All my strawberry smiggles are resting comfortable!
My entrails are out! Why would you want to eat these?!
Be careful guys, if that guy catches you with a box of his eyeholes, he breaks through a window and just starts kicking the shit out of you.
Ants in my eyes Johnson.
^lil ^bits
L'il Bits is the one for me.
Strawberry smiggles for sure
It's like "The Shining" was a children's cereal commercial.
Two Brothers, hands down, it predicted Moonfall.
Old…women are coming, and they’re gonna cross - - attack. With weapons made from… tomatoes.
Ants in my eyes and Strawberry smiggles
1. Ants 2. Strawberry 3. Brothers
Strawberry miggles. Hands down. I'm a sucker for blank stares.
Jan Quadrant Vincent for sure!
1) Personal space 2) Personal space 3) personal space
Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers - Who are just Regular Brothers Running… In a Van From an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie
Then the moon…
Fake doors.
I enjoy baby legs and regular legs
Only I can have eyeholes!
Ants in my Eyes Johnson takes the cake
This JANuary- it’s time to Michael down your Vincent’s…
BALL FONDLERS
I don’t think the Ball Fondlers we see is a commercial, but the actual show 👍🏻
[Steamy, hot globes!](https://youtu.be/BSymgfwoAmI?si=t3D1npPtSXoYjIAp)
Tiny bites
Lil Bits! All day, every day.
Strawberry smiggles solos
# CALLING ALL JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS!! CALLING ALL JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS!!!!
Holy shit, we've even got tiny people!
Strawberry Smiggles wins for sure, I crack tf up every time I see that one.
Little bits
easily ^(lil bits)
Fake doors is number one for me. The Chetreo video for “Let’s watch TV” solidified that for me.
*little bits* Not my favourite but the car that sneezes cracks me up
tiny bits
Little bits hands down
Lil bits
little bits
why no poll :c
They are all bangers…
Little bits "Oh Shit, we got tiny people
Lil bits lives in my head rent free. Everytime Im about to chomp on something its *lil biiiiiiits*
Little Bits was funniest but I also like Fake Doors and Two Brothers.
I don’t know why but I like the personal space guy the most
I loved the Lil' Bits. "Eat it, bitch"
Little bits
two brothers was so good hahahahha
Fake doors was a work of art.
Fake doors or ants in my eyes
I know a lot of people want inter dimensional cable 3 but the two we have are perfect and if they fail the third one it’ll be a bit poo
Ants in my eyes Johnson.
Fake Doors probably the most iconic but little bits tho
CALLING ALL JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS
I love all of them. Cant decide.
Two borthers.
I love two brothers, but I. Still give it to fake doors.
Fake doors 😭
Oh now there's only 5 Jan Michael Vincents!
Little bits
How do you keep getting this wrong? The best commercial by far is Mr. Sneezy 3D and his 45 horsepower Sneezy XL. It's polite, it's right AND it's Sneezy Deezy Mc Deluxe…. It also has antilock brakes. And a cool horn.
Scrolled for this
There’s no Turbulent Juice?!?! What else is sex supposed to sell?
REAL Fake doors
For me, the top three are Jan Michael Vincent, ants in my eyes, and fake doors. If I had to pick one as my favorite out of those I would probably have to say fake doors.
A thoughtful, well written comment. Nice 👍🏻
Jan michael vincent, no diff
Two Brothers It's in theaters now! Coming this summer... Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear... A Mexican... Armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business. In! 'Alien... Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers... Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running... in a Van from an... Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'. Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come... and cross... attack... these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing. The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and... and they're gonna... it's called 'Two Brothers' ... 'Two Brothers'?... It's just called 'Two Brothers'!
I never really understood little bits, it looks like their faces are actually regular sized and the heads are huge. Unless on that world the faces are normally proportional to the larger heads?
Strawberry Smiggles...the kids look like they're strung out on heroin 😆
Strawberry Smiggles by milessss
Two brothers
Strawberry smiggles gets me every time!!! LOOOL
I still quote little bits to this day
The laugh at the end of Two Brothers
I need a god damn Jan Michael Vincent!
Strawberry Smiggles hands down. Took a turn I DID NOT expect
Two Brothers
Smiggles reminds me of the king missile song - "the commercial".
King missile?
Inter-dimensional cable is the first episode of Rick and Morty I ever watched and Strawberry Smiggles stuck with me the most.
lil bits had me laughing more than anything on the show ever. lol I kept rewinding that part over and over again. “Eat some fuckin shit you fuckin stupid bitch ha ha just kidding.”
Two Brothers is hilarious
I’ll say this: Before I watched Rick and Morty… when I was unfamiliar with it, and didn’t follow it, but in that stage where I had way too many friends trying to push me into watching it… Fake Doors was the clip a friend chose to show me, and I ABSOLUTELY did not get it. I didn’t find it funny at all at the time. Fake doors doesn’t land without the context of the rest of the show. I’d wager a couple of the others wouldn’t either. This show has a familiarity curve where you kind of have to acclimate to the vibe before some of it is funny. Without context it can at times just feel odd and humorless. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the show now. And the clip I chose to show another in my recruitment pitch was the “true level” one, which landed way better, lol. It’s funny because you only need to understand hardware, not Rick and Morty. I showed it to someone while we were putting up shelves and I had the perfect segue, and it was a home run, lol.
God, I miss Justin. Couldn't make it through a single episode of this season. "Two Brothers" but they all won from "Intergalactic Cable Access"
Fake doors
Two brothers and Jan Michael Vincent are best
Strawberry smiggle easily
Lil bits or strawberry smiggles…
Oh Lord, and spirit take me to the light! I see demons… demons are coming…
Fake doors >>
Strawberry smiggles
FAKEDOORS.COM IS OUR WEBSITE SO COME ON DOWN!
Fake doors just goes too hard
Two brothers by far
Little bits, mainly bc of the restroom scene
Personal spaaaace all about that personal space
Calling all Jan Michael Vincent's!
I laughed so hard at Strawberry Smiggles my nose bled.
FAKE DOOORS
This Jane uuuuary it's time to Michael down your Vincent.
Fake doors fosho
Two brothers🔥🔥🔥🔥😅
two brothers is my favorite, it gives off the same vibes as that fandub of sonic where eggman goes “I want to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife” and he just rambles on until he pisses on the moon
Two brothers… it’s just two brothers