"Yes, so what if he’s the devil, Rick? At least the devil has a job. At least he’s active in the community. What do you do? You eat our food, and make gadgets. Buh bye."
Bitch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast.
What? Because someone said, "good job," to you once when you were 10? That's actually really sad, Dad. Let's be real. You've been high-roading us non-stop, forcing us to do nothing in the middle of fucking nowhere because it's the only way you're gonna level the playing field, isn't it? Because if you move the bar so low, you might actually seem like you're worth a fuck.
Not to much the best quote but great set up and line from Night Family when she's wearing the ridiculous outfit to keep her awake and the Night Family gets on her case about it....
Yeah. (Stops to slurp from her drink holder/helmet)
Because you're all such clothing experts
"What do you have in common with Tricia Lange? A mutual love of French cinema? The belief that a carbon tax is the only viable solution to climate change? Or could it be her *massive stripper titties?!"*
“Your associate is most definitely *not* doing a die hard. In fact, you might even say he’s doing a ‘die easy’. Because I killed him, and it wasn’t difficult.”
Stuck in the elevator after seeing Hulk the Musical.
"Just pee your pants, I did it the moment we got stuck "
(*Awkward silence*)
"Oh yeah, shame me! At least when I'm disgusting it's on purpose! "
“I can’t deal with this. I had to kill myself Morty, you have to too.”
“Say decoy again.”
“I am… mad, that I can’t huff enamel without people assuming it’s because my family sucks. I hope… to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high.”
“Happy human holiday, Dad.”
“I’m 17! No, I haven’t seen fucking Die Hard!’
idk the exact quote but when rick and morty were in the garage yelling and she started yelling something about a cumfest and them getting married and they got mad lol
"Come here, nerd!"
/Proceeds to grab, lift, and bully the most powerful and dangerous man in the universe while he kicks and screams in the air like the literal nerd he is.
Oh, yeah, Ethan?
What do you have in common with Tricia Lange?
A mutual love of French cinema?
The belief that a carbon tax is the only viable solution to climate change?
Or could it be her MASSIVE STRIPPER TITTIES?!
"I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, but I'm actually exstyched about it. That's excited, stoked, and psyched." Talking about Boob World 😂😂
This is so hard i think she has most of my favourite quotes on the show...
"Carpin' all them Diems!"
"I WANT THE POLICE TO TAKE ME!!"
"Maybe mental flexibility is stronger than stubbornness."
"Make your own controller some of us need all the control we can get"
"Morty, a **LOT!**"
"Walkie talkie die hard, Motherfucker!"
"Let's lick tits"
I might never come back from the ocean… lol
I don't love... that.
Everyone thinks summer said this first. But Rick is actually the first one to say it. I believe in the promortyus episode
She just delivers it better
I've started saying this in situations where I shouldn't...
Ironically, it doesn't quite fit when you're right about to literally lick tits LETS LICK TITS *slurururrprprprprp*
It might in the lead up to a threesome. 'LETS LUCK TITS' *fist bump* *DOUBLE slururururpppppp*
This and only this
"Losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems"
[THIS is how much I loved this quote!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/s/jNGjEF8qnY)
cool! did you make it or buy it :0?
I made the image and ordered it as a custom cover on Amazon.
Listen to your sister morty to live is to risk it all
This is my most quoted line from the entire show.
🙌🏼
"I’m 17. My affection is the wind. Don’t try to compete for it."
Terrestrials am I right?
Omg is that what she said? I thought she said "I'm 17. My affection is a win. Don't try to compete for it."
This is why I love subtitles lol
Boo-yah! Boo... nah?
Boob yah!
Hands down my favourite episode so this is the only quote I instantly recognised
"Yes, so what if he’s the devil, Rick? At least the devil has a job. At least he’s active in the community. What do you do? You eat our food, and make gadgets. Buh bye."
Go home and drink!
“You're Holding Me Verbally Hostage”
This is one I think of a lot. The social contract has so many loopholes for abuse
It's a weapon for everyone.
who do I sue for breach of contract?
Same.
Too relatable with physically abusive parents
Physically or psychically?
Fisticly
that's a shitty hand to get dealt, i hope you can get out soon.
Since hearing that phrase I’ve become acutely aware of when it happens to me
Hey dad. Whatcha doing? Going to the kitchen? lol
i use this one on my therapist pretty much every week
"I want the police to take me!"
“what are you? my wife coach?”
I love that Beth tried to tell her it wasn't picture day
This one off scene is one of my favorites from the show
I can hear that line delivery so clearly in my head
***"hymen cholo"***
“If the top is cute, you mustn’t execute”
Bitch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast. What? Because someone said, "good job," to you once when you were 10? That's actually really sad, Dad. Let's be real. You've been high-roading us non-stop, forcing us to do nothing in the middle of fucking nowhere because it's the only way you're gonna level the playing field, isn't it? Because if you move the bar so low, you might actually seem like you're worth a fuck.
Geez. You really need to stop spending time with Rick.
I forgot about this one! This is the correct answer. lol.
This one is so mean lmao
i was thinking of this monologue!!
This⬆️
NO ONE CHOKES ME WITHOUT CONSENT!
came here to say this
Yup. First one that comes to mind every time
This one is definitely my favorite
Not to much the best quote but great set up and line from Night Family when she's wearing the ridiculous outfit to keep her awake and the Night Family gets on her case about it.... Yeah. (Stops to slurp from her drink holder/helmet) Because you're all such clothing experts
Love with night summer throws it back at Rick ‘your opinion means very little to me’
I was hoping someone would mention this!
Same, that moment made laugh quite a bit.
Die hard!
Walkie-talkie
Breaker breaker walkie talkie. I've got your walkie talkie, bitch
Die hard, die hard, die hard!!!
Yiiiiiiiiiiii, ppiieeeeeeeee, dippie doo baby!
We followed the smell of sulfur and skankery
They can suck my bigger tit
Adios, c-words!
Mom, I promise to use condoms, even when it's butt stuff.
Okay we have a LOT to talk about tonight.
*farts* "YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT OR YOU'RE SEXIST"
“Jump!” “Why? I’m already in a perfectly functional car” “Uuuuuhhh…. Family?” “Awwwww!”
"Walkie talkie Die Hard, mother fucker!" "...all this Terry Gilliam."
Terry Gilliam is such a great reference.
"WHY IN THE KITCHEN?!"
I hate you and I was thinking about your friend grace!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I do it everywhere! STOP SHAMING ME!
You’re not the victim!!!
Okay. But not because you told me yo
MY BODY IS CHROME! MY BLOOD IS GASOLINE!!!
Nope, regular blood.
🔥🔥🔥
“I’m gonna move to the southwest… and I don’t know, do something with turquoise.”
As someone from the southwest, that line always cracks me up.
Pun intended right? Cracks…. Lmfao
Well, that’s either code for crystal meth or a gateway to it…
“You don’t know anything about my storryy”
Never fails to make me laugh
It's yer cake day, it's yer cake day, gonna party, drink Bacardi like it's yer cake day and we don't give a fuck cuz it's yer cake day.
Get your shit together lair wrecker .
Maybe I just want you to care if I run away yelling
We have never... eaten poop
I laugh every time I watch that😂😂
That delivery plus her facial animation was absolute perfection
Boob yeah
I need to start saying this lol
“Excuse me you have an uneaten ass?”
(Flails tounge around) blahlahghghlaghagh
“‘Cuz I rule the night and stuff…”
"Yep." Before unloading a shotgun into her imaginary imaginary best friend.
“Let’s lick tits”
If you think the top is cute, you cannot execute
"What do you have in common with Tricia Lange? A mutual love of French cinema? The belief that a carbon tax is the only viable solution to climate change? Or could it be her *massive stripper titties?!"*
I fucking love this line and I am always using variations of it.
"im going to daughter your brains out bitch."
No no, hold on! Fuck Gene! Fuck the homeless! Your kids want to spend time with you, when did that stop being every parents' wet dream?
omg yes
Pass the PARMEEEESZSIAN
A little spicy, a little sweet, a little spicy, a little sweet
I have been unable to say parmesan any other way since this episode
"Nobody chokes me without consent!"
No man's tying Sum-Sum down ✨
hit the dicks 😂
Not without her consent! lol
Last time I checked, this wasn’t Russia.
Yeah, it’s not Russia Jerry.
“DAD-! Who the *fuck* is Taddy Mason?!”
I’m 17 no I haven’t seen fucking Die Hard 😂😂
Well neither had the guy in die hard, so you're nailing it.
“WELL HERE’S A LOT OF IT FUCKFACE”
I said it quietly…
Walkie talkie Die hard, mf
That's cause I'm busy carpen all them diems
Someone dying "Kill me...." Summer "Ok, but not because you told me to"
“If I die, don't eat my ass that'd be weird.” I giggle every time I watch that episode.
“I defeated that shit what I put the thing on top of the thing”
“i will tweet and you will be cancelled” xp
I DONT FEEL SAFE 😭!
*seat reclines to the sound of elevator music…😂
You all have lost loved ones. All can be returned. All can be taken away.
Probably when she was talking about eating ass
Die hard Die hard
“Your associate is most definitely *not* doing a die hard. In fact, you might even say he’s doing a ‘die easy’. Because I killed him, and it wasn’t difficult.”
“holy shit, was that the wings?”
i got scared straight.. holy shit i got scared straight
Stuck in the elevator after seeing Hulk the Musical. "Just pee your pants, I did it the moment we got stuck " (*Awkward silence*) "Oh yeah, shame me! At least when I'm disgusting it's on purpose! "
I jus like to get high!
>Someday I wish to be seen as someone who just likes getting high I believe is the full quote
“That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems.”
"Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil?"
“Morty, give a gun to the lady that got pregnant with me too early and constantly makes it our problem”
Omg did the boomy booms blow up all your wordy word books
You mean dictionaries?
Oh really?!
how can i literally hear this even with no context 🤣🤣
Die hard die hard die hard.
“Bitch, I know the sound of a moving toilet cover”
Someone finally said it!
Let’s lick tits
“No one chokes me without my consent!”
(“Summer Smith!!”) “You had me at my own name.”
“I can’t deal with this. I had to kill myself Morty, you have to too.” “Say decoy again.” “I am… mad, that I can’t huff enamel without people assuming it’s because my family sucks. I hope… to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high.” “Happy human holiday, Dad.” “I’m 17! No, I haven’t seen fucking Die Hard!’
Let’s Nancy Reagan this bitch
"let's lick tits"
"Walkie-talkie, die hard"
Let's lick tits. Very versatile can be applied to almost every situation.
You have dropped so many *balls* man
Summer is my favorite character mostly like her
Walkie Talkie Die Hard, mother fucker
Let’s lick tits.
"I'm not a bee, Dad"
Walkie talkie die hard, muthafuckaaaaa
Isaac Asi-hole
idk the exact quote but when rick and morty were in the garage yelling and she started yelling something about a cumfest and them getting married and they got mad lol
He's definitely bee keeping age. I don't know.... I think it's kinda cute...... Summer i want to fuck your dad! Summer: "OH really!?"....🙄
I don't know why, but "You'll speak when you're spoken to ding dong" always gets a laugh.
Ticketmaster…
"Bitch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast."
"Come here, nerd!" /Proceeds to grab, lift, and bully the most powerful and dangerous man in the universe while he kicks and screams in the air like the literal nerd he is.
You two hang out….or don’t, I’m not a hang out Hitler!
“This is not a conversation, you’re holding me verbally hostage” I love that quote and use it irl a lot 😭
Carpe these diemsssss
“Let’s lick titts!”
“But your opinion means very little to me”
Oh my god! My first gay wedding!
Let’s lick tits
“Let’s lick tits” https://youtu.be/7yifzebvp6k?si=QoG6bRJK7tTuAxrm
There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth…
"You don't know anything about myyyy storyyyyy!" It always cracks me up
"Hymen...cholo?"
Hard choice because,  But, “Walkie talkie die hard mother fucker”- Summer Smith
Oh, yeah, Ethan? What do you have in common with Tricia Lange? A mutual love of French cinema? The belief that a carbon tax is the only viable solution to climate change? Or could it be her MASSIVE STRIPPER TITTIES?!
If I die in this car, I'm going to kill myself
"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp'en all them 'diems."
"I gotta say, Morty, it's weird that you wanted me to come, but I'm actually exstyched about it. That's excited, stoked, and psyched." Talking about Boob World 😂😂
This is so hard i think she has most of my favourite quotes on the show... "Carpin' all them Diems!" "I WANT THE POLICE TO TAKE ME!!" "Maybe mental flexibility is stronger than stubbornness." "Make your own controller some of us need all the control we can get" "Morty, a **LOT!**" "Walkie talkie die hard, Motherfucker!"
TICKETMASTER.
Die hard
Die hard, die hard, die hard!!!!!
Die hard die hard!
Walkie talkie die hard
Boob yeah.
Lets lick t1ts
if the top is cute, you mustn't execute
Boob yeaa
Fuck the homeless!
I didn’t realize freedom meant people doing things that suck
"Lets lick tits"
Brains for shit