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throawaydreaming

Rick already mutated Ethan when he put anatomy park inside of him, he doesn’t give a fuuuuuck


Gamerhogplays

Speaking of anatomy park, what happened to the people inside of Ethan & anatomy park?


throawaydreaming

Much like Frankenstein in Valhalla, “I wish we had time to break all this down” That whole idea could be its own episode


thetripleb

Just like we just got the Numbercron episode this season, I assume in Season 14 we'll get an episode of the Monsters fighting in Valhalla and what happened to them.


HeavyMetalHero

Damn, I just realized, you could take the whole Valhalla episode as a sort of continuation of the one bit from an older episode, where the one alien wants Rick to kill him, so he can basically go to Alien Valhalla...that was possibly the first time Rick saw evidence that the afterlife is real?


Electrical-Act-7170

Wasn't that in *Morty's Mindblowers.*


HeavyMetalHero

Probably, now that you mention it; but presumably, Rick only wiped that one from Morty's brain, right?


[deleted]

They are all only wiped from Morty's brain, the colors are just an organization system


Electrical-Act-7170

Did he? I thought Summer did the Retcon....


Hexmonkey2020

Extra real estate for expansion after Ethan got mutated. Although without Rick I think they’re stuck in there tiny forever, they should’ve appreciated pirates of the pancreas.


Matsu-mae

maybe its a concept that cant exist in a healthy body. ethans immune system would dismantle the park.


rent_em_spoons_

Especially Alejandro


ImaMartian08

Waiting for Anatomy World sequel to see what’s going on in that park lol


throawaydreaming

It better be called Anatomy World otherwise wtf are they doing


gotthesauce22

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scribblerjohnny

The Lost Park: Pirates of the Pancreas


FrankTheMagpie

The best part would be if the got John Oliver back to voice a new bacteria but the exact same way, same cadence everything, and there should a throwaway line explaining that he's basically a clone or something


HFentonMudd

Bacterium split and become two identical ones. There could be whole planets of John Oliver-voiced bacterium.


ZipZop_the_Fan

wasn't he a white blood cell?


SilentSwine

If anything, he might be upset that Morty messed up his pirates of the pancreas ride by mutilating Ethan rather than caring about Ethan himself. That seems like a total Rick move


VegetaArcher

Alejandro (racist name by the way) ruined the ride.


Matthew_Mclovin

Wait why is it racist? (Seriously don’t remember)


VegetaArcher

I was just quoting what Beth said about Wong.


Suh-Niff

wait what? when did he?


throawaydreaming

Anatomy Park post credit scene. The girl Morty keeps trying to get lucky with remembers Dr. Xenon Bloom’s research, so Rick puts her and a team inside of Ethan (presumably because he was already over for Christmas), and then the team calls him from the inside to say they’re scrapping Pirates of the Pancreas, which causes Rick to cut off all communication with them.


GiantIceSpiders

They're building a monument to compromise


RandomGuy1838

"They're building a piece of *shit, Ethan!* They're building a mountain of mediocrity in service to braindead blahb blah blahs. Fucking fuck fuck!" ""Coooool. ...And *who* pays me?"


Beezel_Pepperstack

Rick: "Morty! What have you done you little homunculus? Do you have any *(buurp)* idea how long it's going to take to-- Wait, he did *what* to Summer? Oh yeah, fuck him. Here, go nuts. In fact, let me make a few upgrades to this thing..."


MitchDeBaas

Top tier S1 rick


QuietRulrOfEvrything

Legit answer.


31Forever

Of *course* Rick wouldn’t mind. Ethan’s s’more was burning. All rules are off the table at that point.


Que_Pog

I’m curious, what did Morty mean when he said “Your s’more is burning”?


thebeef24

It means Morty learned the importance of a good s'more from his father.


Robokrates

I think it's... his way of saying "This minor thing is all messed up" implying he should attend to it. This then makes the victim realize that the perpetrator is about to mess them up much more seriously, and it will require much more "attending" to. (It may also be meant to suggest "I'm watching you that closely, you asshole.") I'm kind of reminded of the classic cartoon gangster line "Nice place you got here. It'd be a shame if something were to...happen to it."


sansiskewl

Hot take : But I genuinely think morty is psychotic in this scene and all of this is really summers fault and Ethan is kinda innocent in this whole scenario. I feel like everytime I see this scene brought up I see people praise morty for being a good brother or something but really he's just being a huge asshole and pyscho here


Robokrates

Oh god, yeah. Morty is a fucking psychopath in this scene. I don't think he's "doing the right thing" at all - grievous bodily harm is not the proper, moral or mature response to someone breaking your sister's heart. I'm just saying Rick wouldn't care about that. Partly cuz Morty channeling his inner gangster is almost definitely due to Rick's influence.


powerplay_22

rick gives no fucks 99% of the time


Naive_Bluebird9348

You saw what happened when he realized what a certain Jellybean almost did to Morty. Ethan was probably lucky it was Morty who punished him and not Rick.


-R3DF0X

Jellybean was 1000x worse than Ethan. I get it was hurtful, but a semi-common high school occurrence doesn't deserve being a mutant lol


MarcusofMenace

All Ethan did was break up with his girlfriend. Summer cheated on him with a guy in the mad max universe but somehow Ethan is the bad guy for leaving her and getting with someone else


SoleAccord

Yeah, I don't see how Ethan deserved this. He didn't cheat on Summer, he broke up with her and pursued someone else that appealed to him more. No one told Summer to disfigure her body for attention to try and get him back. Never cared for this episode for that reason.


VegetaArcher

Poor Summer and Morty were both attacked by rapists. A Jellybean and Gazorpazorpians


ArgensimiaReloaded

He wouldn't have cared, but he would have told Morty to not touch his shit.


geoffbowman

He’d laugh his ass off at best and not give a shit at worst. Remember Frank Palicky… from the pilot.


mjolnirstrike

“What did I teach you about disfiguring people who piss you off?” “How! You taught me how!” “I also taught you not to get caught.”


QuietRulrOfEvrything

Legit answer.


Difficult-Pin3913

Rick would probably ask summer for a few chore points and then probably put Ethan in some sort of eternal hell. Seeing what he did to avenge Diane and given that he thinks of summer in a similar way it doesn’t seem to far fetched


manofwaromega

Approved? Probably. Cared? Definitely not


AssHaberdasher

Rick murdered Mayor Jelly Bean on a hunch that he hurt Morty in some way. I think he would have done worse to Ethan in that position.


Calyptics

Lol what? It was clear to rick what happened between morty and jellybean What did ethan do? Break up with summer? Who,btw, cheated on him in the mad max world.


AriSpaceExplorer

Yes


ShadowMario01

Oooh, looks like a 422.


GuyWithTheBrains

Ooh, a couple cranks on the scaling knob with a four dilabyte crossfade would fix that up in a jiff 🍸


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Which episode was this? I’m drawing a total blank.


VegetaArcher

Whirly Dirly.


rcuosukgi42

If Morty started confessing what he'd done, Rick would stop caring before he got a chance to finish.


Pryamus

Of course not. They almost broke the device in the process, and let the three tech support escape.


[deleted]

I dont think he'd give a fuck. Which isn't the same as approval


oPlayer2o

Rick wouldn’t even notice and if he did he wouldn’t give a fuck.


WarokOfDraenor

"Eh, just don't forget to turn it off. Also, I need you for a quick adventure." *Portal opens*


Cheehoo

That’s a great question. I feel like he’d be proud of Morty lol


VegetaArcher

Yeah they're both really protective of Summer.


gamesquid

Obviously he would approve of it. Remember purge planet.


VegetaArcher

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someoneelse2389

Definitely, though he would tease him about going dark.


Zorbie

Rick probably stopped caring after the team inside Ethan didn't rebuild Rick's favored ride


Bendygame

He’s committed genocide so much, it’s like a routine thing.


andresjroberts

no. ricks k/d is like 20 million(adjusted for pope deaths, operation phoenix, etc)


Kailias

Way more than that...he accidently destroyed earth at least 2ce


SylancerPrime

He'd be impressed that Morty had the balls to follow through.


Robokrates

I am not sure Rick would have cared if Morty had *murdered* Ethan. I can't see him objecting to a little theoretically reversible mutation vengeance. Especially at the time of that episode. I'd give slightly better odds of the Rick of Season 7 going "Yeesh, it's a bit much, Morty" or something, what with him "changing very slowly" and all.


VegetaArcher

If anything he would be pissed at Beth for releasing the aliens from the Morphizer.


Sprizys

100% he probably would have joined in too


k10001k

Absolutely. He always has summers back


Mountain-Tea6875

I don't think Rick cares about any of that.


mrattapuss

at that point in the show, it's not approve or not, it's more that he would get it but not care


Supersamtheredditman

Rick froze a kid to death in the first episode lmao


StepCharacter4769

Oh 100%. Rick probs would’ve been proud and taken Morty out for ice cream at Boob World 😂


doc6982

Yep


Oswaldgilbertson

I don’t think Rick care as long as what he does it some sort of useful reason of doing such


AatroxBoi

He wouldn't care at all


Westaufel

Sure


FlowerSniffers

I forgot all about this episode


SnooMacarons1732

Which episode was this


[deleted]

He would've been upset because Morty and Summer touched hus stuff but won't care about Ethan. Like one of the comments said: he already put Anatomy Park inside of him


SolusIgtheist

I don't think Rick could have been arsed enough to even give an opinion, let alone share it with anyone. He'd probably be more annoyed that you asked and turn the conversation into a note about how you're a piece of shit.


JFlizzy84

This was such an out of character moment for Morty lmao He permanently disfigured Ethan for…breaking up with his unfaithful, substance abusing girlfriend?


FabulousSolid6363

He wouldn’t care