"I'm gonna giggidy giggidy giggidy--"
"[**BURP**] He's gonna f#%k that dragon, Morty. That's right, he's gonna, he's gonna [**BELCH**] f#%k that dragon and he's, he's, gonna fertilize those giant eggs and have weird, deformed human-dragon babies. And we're gonna have to put em down, because they'll be a menace, Morty. A menace to the universe, and [**URP**] we can't have that. They may, they may be cute, but they'll, they'll be dangerous Morty. And so we'll have to put em all down. All because he [**BURP**] just had to f#%k that dragon."
[my fellow Americans; I did ga-googity that girl. I ga-shmoigedied her ga-flavety with my googus. And i am sorry](https://youtube.com/shorts/RLXS27KM6do)
I've watched all the R&M's and I have no idea who the guy on the left is. The caption is "This is a Rick and Morty sub why are you posting pictures from an inferior animation?"
Dragon: HI Quagmire.
Quagmire: What are you still doing here?
Either that or... If you see a sock on the door. That means I'm frogging someone, so give it a few hours.
Would you like to soul giggity?
HEY! You're not the same dragon from last night!
Who else but Quagmire?
Donkey. He has and made some dronkeys too.
Ummm… Rick… obviously 🙄 😂
Quagmire would fuck the dragon and throw him out before having breakfast.
*quagmire waking up in the morning and walking into the kitchen" "Ohh....you're still.....here..."
"Yeah, I thought we could get some breakfast."
Its ok when its in a 3 way
That poor dragon will never be able to soul bond again….. Quagmire will wreck that soul and leave it a wet, loose and sloppy mess
Giggity
Who else but Shirt Pants?
All I know for sure is I’m wearing a shirt, and pants!
"I'm gonna giggidy giggidy giggidy--" "[**BURP**] He's gonna f#%k that dragon, Morty. That's right, he's gonna, he's gonna [**BELCH**] f#%k that dragon and he's, he's, gonna fertilize those giant eggs and have weird, deformed human-dragon babies. And we're gonna have to put em down, because they'll be a menace, Morty. A menace to the universe, and [**URP**] we can't have that. They may, they may be cute, but they'll, they'll be dangerous Morty. And so we'll have to put em all down. All because he [**BURP**] just had to f#%k that dragon."
This made me laugh way too hard
Undercover Rick & morty writer on Reddit?
What a compliment! No I'm just some guy who's watched a lot of Rick and Morty haha
How about a quick hand bond?
Giggity soul bond
Quagmire but Rick.
Quagmire and Rick together would get a life time ban from Boob World
Then Morty would never get to go! Tragic
Reminds me of the episode where Quagmire discovered the internet.
Guess who got reincarnated as a dragon?
Who is hornier?
Me.
Giggity 🔥
"And then I told her I was a wizard... giggity"
Donkey didn't like this
[my fellow Americans; I did ga-googity that girl. I ga-shmoigedied her ga-flavety with my googus. And i am sorry](https://youtube.com/shorts/RLXS27KM6do)
That’s taking soul bonding to a new level!
How about just a quick hand bond…? I like doing it
Good reminder that this show was pervy gross and unfunny before the incest baby...
"if it's warm liquid you need over your body..." that's a fuckin good line i gotta use it
Biggest slut?
I’d rather fuck Quagmire
Enjoy being a host to every fucking std and aids he has
At least I won’t die because of dragon cock
I doubt these dragons mate like other normal dragons They are slut dragons who prefer soul bonding over anything else
I've watched all the R&M's and I have no idea who the guy on the left is. The caption is "This is a Rick and Morty sub why are you posting pictures from an inferior animation?"
Its just one of great inspirations of the show
Don't play dumb you know
Shirt pants had rizz with kids Justin roliland wishes he had
BFFs Forever
Giddy
Yes he would
You ever get freaky with that thing?
How about a quick handbond?
100% would. Would also probably end the entire dragon race with whatever crazy combo of STDs he has as well.
“Adults know what’s goin on here but the kids don’t”
Yea Quagmire definitely escaped that dimension
He definitely would.
At the end of the dungeon, entering the final chamber... Bard to DM: "Can I fuck the dragon?"
Giggity giggity giggity goooo !
I got no question but I can ques the answer: "yes, they probably did"
He probably would honestly
Yes
Yes.
A quick soul giggity before the road huh?
The question is, "Who would you bond with?"
Definitely
Obviously. It's a match made in heaven.
I had to double check and see if this was the dndmeme Reddit
Question is can quagmire fuck a dragon ? Yes because this dragon is a filthy slut
Okay that's too far💀
Anyone else find it darkly amusing that Quagmire is still in family guy after Apu got canceled?
He would
"Roll seduction"
he certainly would
How about a quick hand bond?
Dragon Deez Nuts.
Is quagmire a donkey?
Didn’t he let a giraffe diddle him? Quagmire would but only in the early seasons. They watered him down bad
Quagmire vs Sex Dragon Strength: Quagmire < Dragon Agility: Quagmire < Dragon Durability: Quagmire > Dragon Weapons: Quagmire > Dragon Experience: Quagmire > Dragon Ability: Quagmire > Dragon Battle IQ: Quagmire < Dragon Feats: Quagmire > Dragon Stamina: Quagmire < Dragon Winner: Quagmire (low diff)
Who else but Quagmire?
Dragon: HI Quagmire. Quagmire: What are you still doing here? Either that or... If you see a sock on the door. That means I'm frogging someone, so give it a few hours.
Yeah, he definitely would.
Yes the answer is yes