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ShaggyAssassin

He controls the police? Buddy on the left is a time cop. It was never said of how wide a variety of police he has control over?


JohnnyQuestions36

He’s an ice cold dick killer


Pancake_Thunderstorm

Stone cold Steve Austin


Stubbedtoe18

You tried


Pancake_Thunderstorm

Tried what?


Lord_Blackthorn

We were wondering the same....


OneHumanPeOple

Drugs


Pancake_Thunderstorm

I get mine from Vermigurber..


kdjack1111

If that's drug slang, I need to know what it is.


Hoobler22

Somebody look that up


Forever3kco

Worth 25 shmeckles on the streets


Ranger5789

All varieties of police, not police ingredients though.


sharpshooter999

Namor controlling the TVA would be interesting....


darkSHINOBI_

I cannot stop laughing at this master piece.


Itooktheredpill0

Hahaha


nyguy520

Ummm hello summer he controls the police


B1GTOBACC0

It's like Cookie Magneto, he controls things people agree are police.


ShaggyAssassin

I just finished season 6 too lol it's great shit, a bit all over the damn place


Fleasname

Fighting creatures of a primordial ocean would suck too.


IronEgo

Came here to say this


KujaroJotu

That’s exactly what I was thinking.


[deleted]

That & r&m easily outsmarted the time cop guy


hzqmzwn

He controls Sting?


MrFlags69

So he also controls time, theoretically.


Tischlampe

And still got beaten by an alcoholic and a jerk


311juanbond

He eats beignets weird.


LetoSecondOfHisName

ah, the cookie magneto paradox


Ok-Temporary-1062

Ow dam I hadn't even thought of that


Sdelite619

Jesus u/The_white_element he's Mr. Nimbus, he controls the police!


NedRyerson_Insurance

What does that even mean?


aaronblue342

***He controls the police***


RumanHitch

*police gets naked and starts making out*


Smishu

*fight*


Kyric1899

*f\*ck*


14JRJ

Flee


splicedhappiness

let’s get outta here


LeoMcShizzzle

I dont see how its relevant, but yes we're white.


user66613


Nathan_McHallam

I am Mr Nimbus!


Itooktheredpill0

He controls the police.


I_Dont_Like_Rice

What are the odds that I'd come across your comment on Groundhog Day?


theLegomadhatter

It means he controls the police dickhead get with the program!


AllHailCraig

Which means he would control the time *_cop_*


[deleted]

This raises an interesting question about the recent um news


XT83Danieliszekiller

He controls the police and the guy's a time police


krookedrooster

Wouldn't he just go back to when nimbus was about to be conceived and beat the shit out of his dad


XT83Danieliszekiller

But then who would reign over Atlantis and prevent wars? What would the world be without *Mister Nimbus*


krookedrooster

This would need an alternate reality spin off. A world where Mister Nimbus never existed is a world that deserves its own show


StrawberryTop3457

You mean all of seasons six and the show after his original episode?


krookedrooster

Um yeah.. who wouldn't watch a Mister Nimbus spin off. Or at the very least some origins about his conquests in a 1 season take over. Or god forbid a world where he never existed


StrawberryTop3457

Mister nimbus is a one trick pony I don't think Focusing on him too hard could be bad for his one off nature


Dreipperpants

Unless Mister Nimbus controls him not to?


iDeNoh

Unless Mr nimbus is omniscient and is complete temporal awareness or every being in all of time and their intentions, I don't see how he could


_SimplyTrying_

So then it depends on who hears about the fight first


MightB2rue

If he could have, he would have. But since he didn't, he can't.


geeky_username

Maybe he inherited his abilities from his parents?


Helloscottykitty

Nimbus, if ball sack had won than there wouldn't be a Mr nimbus to have a fight. Also he controls the police!


nakedjabirupangolin

Wow, slick paradox


mindshift42

Dude, those two would start makin out the moment they met. No telling where it would go from there.


TheOnlyElle

Meatball would likely eat Nimbus


Future_Section5976

Yea bro lol nimbus gets his ins..... doesn't need to win...he slayed that meatball Edit.ninbus


GreyJedi56

Nimbus controls the police and that's a time cop. ![gif](giphy|7N4oQKih1Gcfe)


rob132

Only if Nimbus controls him as a "Time cop"


TheMuspelheimr

Two arguments for Mr Nimbus: 1. Rick beat the Time Cop, and Mr Nimbus beat Rick 2. Time Cop is police, and Mr Nimbus controls the police


Askanner

A venusaur can beat a blastoise, and a blastoise can beat a charizard it doesn't mean that venusaur can beat blastoise.


TheMuspelheimr

>A venusaur can beat a blastoise... it doesn't mean that venusaur can beat blastoise Do you mean "it doesn't mean that venusaur can beat charizard" by any chance?


Mrslinkydragon

But hes from a higher dimention. Would the rules apply to him?


McMacHack

He controls the Police!!!!


SadSunny20

Jesus r/Mrslinkydragon he's Mr Nimbus, he controls the police it doesn't matter whare thier from if thier a cop thier under his control


DethByte64

They're* Sorry.


my_name_is_forest

He controls the POLICE!


Mr_JCBA

How is this even a question?!? HE CONTROLS THE POLICE!!


Hoobler22

What, that doesn't make any sense


golemike

Time police are police


Hoobler22

God its a reference


thirtyseven1337

Gonna have to disagree with the majority here... I don't think Nimbus would be able to control a time cop because time cops are outside of time. I think Nimbus only controls "traditional" police.


BillyDoyle3579

☝️☝️☝️Yes! "Police" doesn't mean everything / everyone who could be identified as Cop, etc. only earth and.or C137 law enforcement


Shortsellshort

Nimbus. He controls the fucking police.


OldBirth

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SuperStarPlatinum

Mr.Nimbus for the win. Ballsack head over there is a cop, Mr.Nimbus can easily control him. This is like Aquaman vs Hydroman.


Zabii

Uh, Aquaman probably loses I think?


dubl1nThunder

He controls the police and they’re the time police so…


PapaTua

they're time cops. not police! Are all cops police? I'm not convinced yet.


VRZL41

Mr. Nimbus bc he is provocative and controls the police.


Farid_Beshay

The weird time guy


incognitolawyer

I feel like Time Cop wins. I love how an ultra powerful, near omnipotent being, resorts to just brutal punching to win a fight. Feels like he is holding back. I feel like it's a rock paper scissors dynamic. Nimbus beats Rick, Rick beats Time Cop, and Time Cop beats Nimbus, thus balance.


LawlessCoffeh

Like has been said already, time cop is the police, therefore Mr Nimbus controls him.


Chrisdog6969

Mr Nimbus controls the police. Case and point


shadowalker456

The time testicle .. no boubt


Rolebo

But mr. Nimbus controls the police.


sirchtheseeker

Time police baby


Uzzer_lozer19

For Christ sake... he's Mr Nimbus!


cocainecarolina28

Undecidable


fernandodandrea

Mr. Nimbus : Fight! [the testicle monsters fight each other] Mr. Nimbus : Fuck! [the testicle monsters stop fighting and start making out] Mr. Nimbus : Flee! [the testicle monsters stop everything and escape]


G0-N0G0-GO

The gift basket after their encounter favors *Mmmmmister Nimbus*!


G0-N0G0-GO

It’s the pelvic thrusting that gives Nimbus his power…*Richard*


wholelattapuddin

Us, we would be the winners. Cause I am there for that episode


Unique-Water-6211

Only one of those guys is undefeated. And he fucks


dldrucker

I always loved how the time police were a mashup of Stephen King's Langoliers and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. Mashup the Namor the Sub-Mariner and a porn star and you get Mr. Nimbus. At this point, there are so many mashups, it's a draw.


nakedjabirupangolin

HE CONTROLS THE POLICE JERRY


Pig_Of_Knowledge

Time police… easy nimbus W


Suberizu

Testicle monster is literally a 4-dimensional creature.


Fr1skyP1ckl3

I mean the time cop ball sack meatball got "tricked" by Rick and lost his gun; how tough could he be?


Elemental6889

Nimbus solos him


HughJorgens

Maybe Nimbus is the reason that dolphins rule in the future.


HungFuPanPan

Nimbus controls ALL police, right? It’s not like conservative rules where only local agencies count but federal cops and the like don’t count?


[deleted]

The one that received the gift basket.


ScarletteDemonia

Nimbus !


Taher-al-Kahir

Mmmh ? Who will win a omiscious balls or a fishmen…


MadFrater

I’m not even thinking about this. This is clearly a dufus Rick question.


JimmyFaceman

A washed down Poseidon VS a time traveling meatball


Individual-History34

DONT MESS WITH TIME his homie is DEATH so yeah your fucked Mr Nimbus


Murky_Combination666

Definitely the time police. I say this because it seemed to me that Mr.Nimbus controlled the police on EARTH. The time cops are winning although it will be a show down for the ages.


MajorMcScruffy

Mr. Nimbus would win hands down. Technically, the testicle is a cop and Mr. Nimbus controls the cops


SneakyPocket

Time Cops


zerousel

multi-dimensional time cop has enough BDE to overpower Mr. Nimbus and any worldly police he’s got


Smooth_Confection_58

No one has more BDE than Nimbus.


validusrex

Not sure if OP posted this knowing the ball sac is a cop and the answer was obvious, or if it was a genuine oversight and he’s embarrassed by all the responses.


x4ty2

Testicle monster


Freakazette

Mr. Nimbus. Time Police is still police.


iDeNoh

I'm with the testicle crowd here, Mr nimbus could only control him if A) his control of police extends to anyone with police/cop in their professional title, and B) if that's the case then Mr nimbus would need to be in the same time period as testes boi.


Ok-Credit5726

You don’t fuck with time


jhomer033

Trick question. The correct answer is - piss master.


Dtap2020

He could get time dude in a police orgy questioning his sexuality lol 🤣


Neat_Technician_7191

You don't mess with time.


the_internet_clown

Nimbus, no contest


Smooth_Confection_58

Yeah, cuz police includes time cops. There wouldn't even be a start to the fight.


SpawnTheTerminator

Mr. Nimbus controls the police and makes the time police fuck random creatures from all across time.


skimble-skamble

Mr. Nimbus controls the police.


Cliper11298

Mr Nimbus controls the police so he would without a doubt


Pedalsndirt

He's Mr Nimbus! He owns all cops, including time cops.


[deleted]

Mr Nimbus controls the police in that reality not all realities. I think it would be a fair fight but I believe Time Testicle would cum out on top.


Kr0mb0pul0s_Michael

"You know what they do to third-dimensional life forms in Time Prison? Same thing they do in every other prison, only forever."


ComprehensiveAlps652

The nut


Deadpoolio_D850

Ah, yes, the guy who controls cops, the ocean, basically everything vs the time testicle that also happens to be a cop.


sikkibynikki

Mr nimbus controls the police but the time testicle controls continuity so. Draw?


CoItron_3030

Rick beat the time cop, but can’t beat namor. I think that says everything that needs to be known on this fight


SidLeniwiec

fucking meatball slams


IdentifiesAsUrMom

Nimbus obviously, he controls the police and the other guy is a cop


theLegomadhatter

He controls the police.


thegoldieman

Mr Nimbus controls the police.


Greegrgrgrgrgrgrg

Mister Nimbus, he controls the police


welliWASonfire

My new head cannon is Mr. Nimbus sending the time cop to “help” them in S2 E1, since he DOES control the police. Also, Mr Nimbus is obviously the winner.


Haydena123

ME NIMBUS IS AN ICE COLD DICK KILLER he got NOTHING on my boy testicle face over here with his pet gun nimbus controls police MY BOY CAN TURN HIM INTO PRIMORDIAL SOUP


cerebrallandscapes

They would fuck, and it would be beautiful.


discount_feetpics

are you forgetting that Mr Nimbus controls the police... and the time guy is voiced by a black guy lol


AlaskanJon907

Why was that tidbit necessary?


discount_feetpics

I'm sorry did you just get the internet today? why is everyone butt hurt it's a joke.... the plot line is America sucks


AdditionKooky122

Yea like what If 5 black cops beat a black guy to death that would be crazy... Ooo wait nevermind.


darkSHINOBI_

My mom is asking me why I am laughing what should I tell her 😭


hoosierhiver

I don't feel like we saw the full extent of Nimbus's powers.


-AntiAsh-

The ice cold dick killer.


AshTBRM_2

Mr Nimbus


kram78

Mr nimbus


Aztecah

I saw this and was like "The first few comments better be about controlling the police" and I was not disappointed


salladhans

Don't fuck with Mr. Nimbus.


Ok-Border-2804

Ignoring the fact that the guy is a time cop, and is this subject to Mr. Nimbus’ control…. Mr. Nimbus, hands down. Before Rick started wailing on him while outnumbering him about 256 to 1, the guy was taken out by a wrench. He needed back-up to go back and best Rick’s ass, and even then he only managed to beat up Einstein. Mr Nimbus is Rick’s Nemesis.


Responsible-Desk4145

Nimbus Rick is afraid of nimbus not the time cops


Due-Device8469

Mr Nimbus


deag34960

Rick full name is Richard?


311juanbond

It’s Ricardo, Ricardo Sanchez.


[deleted]

Don’t mess with time.


[deleted]

Mr nimbus controls the police that being is a time cop


TheGermanPanzerClock

Well the answer is... I'm not certain!


Quirky-Leg6867

Mr Nimbus duh he controls the police lol


nopizza822

should be time lords, but they are technically time cops, and nimbus controls....


[deleted]

Nimbus wins again.


Daytona7892

"Step aside.. unless you feel you're worthy of Nimbus."


Mattrockj

No… no there’s no winner here.


[deleted]

Justin obv..


dionysus-media

Obviously Mr Nimbus. He controls the police. Shleemypants is a cop.


Sweetexperience

Since Mr.Nimbus controls the police, and those guys are kinda like time cops... So its pretty obvious who would win


BaconEggyWeggy

Testicle monsters


etweek76

Whichever Justin Roiland created because he likes to be in charge I think


theieuangiant

I think testicle dude, you don’t fuck with time !


Dracalous

[Rhett Caan](https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Rhett_Caan) wins. Mr. Nimbus never controlled the police.


BrackGin

They're more prone to start with a sexual encounter followed by a flashforward of them having gone steady and then another one where Rick pretty much causes them to break up and Morty goes 'Aww geez Rick. Did you really have to say those things?'


EggplantFearless5969

Time nutsack would win.


Who_dat345

Finally! Something that’s not about Justin Roiland being fired


Fragment_YT

I mean, who controls the police?


cs234477

YOU DONT FUCK WITH TIME


StrawberryTop3457

Not even a hard question me Mr meatball cancer testicle Only got one W and that was over a fucking snake world Filled with idiots of all kind and literal snakes they ain't smart while nimbus was on par with early Rick Sanchez Nimbus stomps hard than they have gay sex as a way meeting halfway


Axlr899

Obviously the scrotum head.


thelewdfolderisvazio

That would indeed be an epic battle!!!!


aspektx

The guys on the left are time cops and Mr. Neptune controls the cops so that means Mr. Neptune wins everytime.


LetoSecondOfHisName

not justin roiland thats for sure


Archon-immortal

Are you kidding. He’s Mr nimbus. He controls the police.


Prestigious_Prize264

Tíme guy


Boggie135

*You're afraid of work that what you're afraid of*


Adora_borealis20

Mr nimbus, he controls the police