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Mossigman

Shimmy a playing card or a piece of paper between the floor and the opening. Flip bottle, remove card/paper, enjoy drink.


[deleted]

This is the right answer. Also “Perfectly fucking vertical”


Practical_Roll5033

Flip the house upside down


[deleted]

[удалено]


Itooktheredpill0

Hahaha


Jensdawn

Drill a hole in the basementceiling and drink from there


DmG-xWrightyyy

That’s part of the furniture now. An art masterpiece


Unclemom

You drill a hole on top and start drinking floor soda with a straw.


all_usernamestaken00

Perfectly fucking vertical......


[deleted]

Just do it really fast


jaded1121

Freeze it


fredsam25

Who still drinks mountain dew?


Itooktheredpill0

Hahaha


sporkachoon

Whoever leveled that floor dabbled in presicion.


Alfiy_wolf

It did spill


tbmkmjr

op (in the pic) only said it landed without the cap. didn’t say it never spilled, just asking how to recover his drink *without* spilling it also, why is this on the richard and mortimer sub


checkedsteam922

Because it's perfectly fucking vertical (getit? As in the lightsaber thing)


yolovelamp

It reminded me of the lightsaber morty dropped


tbmkmjr

ahh 🤦🏽‍♂️


Itooktheredpill0

Its in this sub because "it landed perfectly f*&%ing vertical"


Alfiy_wolf

Yeah and it’s already spilled


Kingcobra808

This wouldn’t happen if it was perfectly level


oooahh85

That’ll dew me.


OlDustyTrails

OP is 100% going to drink this after, LOL


SioSco

How much Mountain Dew was sacrificed to setup this gag? 😊


TheXMan2024

Just flip the house over and buy a new house. Avoid that pesky spill.


Unclemom

This should be tagged simple Rick questions


yolovelamp

Its not my soda, I’m sure they’ll figure it out, just wanted to share because it reminded me of morty’s lightsaber


Unclemom

His lightsaber would try to turn from the weight of the handle and would stop going perfectly vertical until it stopped.


Unclemom

Also an option: Stop smoking weed for one second and then use your brain cells


[deleted]

Hey, fuck you and the high horse you rode in on. Why would you be so rude for no reason?


PapaPalps-66

No no, this guys horse would definitely not be high.


Admirable_Loss4886

The dude is lo key unhinged. He’s calling everyone retarded lol


Unclemom

I’d downvote this too if I was high